CyndarDragon
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since: 05-07-08, id: 1570566, Profile Updated: 08-24-11
country: USA
Author has written 13 stories for Neopets, Spyro the Dragon, Sly Cooper, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Assassin's Creed, and Silent Hill.

I think that this picture describes my state of mind XD

I have writer's blank (it's not even a block) on Iron Pyramids...expect delays D:

I have an account on DeviantArt, so please, feel free to check out some of the pictures and stories that I have up. Here's the link: http://cyndardragon.deviantart.com/

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Line of the Week: "The best way to move is like a duck, calm on the surface, paddling like hell underneath." --Sol Stein :D

Favorite game: Assassin's Creed, Spyro, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Silent Hill 2, 3, 4, and 5 :D

Favorite book: The Way of Shadows (it's about assassins!)

Favorite short story: The Admontillado (?), by Edgar Allan Poe

Games working on: Silent Hill 2, 3, 4, 5, Origins, Amnesia: The Dark Descent (don't ask why all at once >_>)

My favorite lines from Spyro :D

"I'M RIGHT?! Oh my God, that's a first." -Sparx played by David Spade

"When will I learn? When things look good, run for the hills!" -Sparx

"OH, WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!" -Ignitus

"Wow...even YOU guys make me want to fight Cynder! Did I just say that out loud? Hey Spyro, next time I say I want to fight Cynder, why don't you just punch me right in the mouth. Okay?" -Sparx

"You don't even know how to drive this thing!!" -Sparx

"Well, how hard can it be? It's on wheels." -Spyro

"Oh yeah, famous last words." -Sparx

"DOES SHE EVER USE DOORS?!" -Sparx

"Mommy? Fluff my pillow?" -Sparx

"Ferocous? Monsterious? Evil? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?" -Sparx

"Maybe some day you'll realize that two heads are better than one. Even if they are pinheads." -Sparx

"Yeah, maybe next week, perhaps next summer...maybe even next year!" -Sparx

"Must you do that?" -Spyro talking to Sparx

"Maybe must I do must do that." -Sparx

"Whoa wait, Spyro is this once-in-a-purple thing?" -Sparx. Wow...he sure is talkative...

"ICE CUBE'S ALIVE!!" -Sparx

Random quotes from several things, including my stories (!):

"FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME; LOWER THE GODDAMN BRDIGE...you greasy VEST-WEARING monkey!" -Nick from Left 4 Dead 2

"If the laws of nature would allow it...I would bear that man's children." --Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2

"Yeah, I built that truck to be zombie proof! Way it turns out, it was only 99% zombie-proof. The last 1% tore that thing to s#it..." -Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2

"Follow da van, dey are getting away! Faster, faster!" Light turns red (girly scream) "Slower, slower, HIT DA BRAKES!" -Blitz from Road Rovers.

"Well, as you know...YOU REALLY SUCK!" -From a Jak and Daxter parody on YouTube XD

"Your one-stop station for Colbert Nation procrastination!" -Stephen Colbert WOOT!!

"Didn't you see the (beep)ing stop sign?!" "What, you mean the red octagon?" --I believe that this was a joke from Dane Cook XD

"WITH FLABBY ARM WAVIN' IN THE WINDS!" --A part from a card with Hoops and Yoyo :D

"That little peanut was the best friend a boy could have." -Ellis talking about a mascot XD

"I don't know whether I should kiss you, or slap you. Maybe both just to be safe." --Bartelomeo (?) from Assasins Creed II.

"Two cashews walked into a bar, one got assaulted." --It's a non-serious joke, but do you get it? @_@ Maybe I should spell 'assaulted' as 'a-salted' XD

"If the thought of having a girlfriend was even in Rex's mind, then in was a dark void connected to an alternate universe where things come in and never go out. Now, does Buffy have a dark void connecting to an alternate universe? No, instead he has a dump truck going back and forth whenever the hamster in his head stops running." -Bit of a long quote from one of my stories I'm probably not going to continue.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!" -Stewey from Family Guy

"Yeah, I saw them in '07; front row center! Lost my eyebrows..." -Ellis talking about a concert he went to :3

"GREASY SWEET!" -Dimitri

"What do you call a French apartment with a grenade in it? A Napoleon Blownapart." -just a joke XD

"You know what's cool?" "Flying monkeys?" --Me talking to my friend.

"Holy s#!t guys! KIDDIE LAND!" -Ellis

"Hand off ass. NOW." --Lacuna 'Nemo' Coil from my fanfiction 'Lunar Eclipse' :D

"Hey, Powder Pants!" --Lacuna 'Nemo' yet again, but it orginally came from another voice actor mishap (yet again, from Rurouni Kenshin XD) She tends to call Altair 'Powder Pants' quite often.

"I have fifteen bucks." "Fifteen bucks? How'd you get that many deer?" "I'm talking about dollars." -This quote isn't exactly accurate, but it came from my story 'Misplacement.'

"Two zebras mating, very exciting, thank you!" ...

"Time to get rid of these mindless blubbering weenies!" --A voice actor saying the wrong thing from Rurouni Kenshin.

"Ama kaka DOO heera la pinga pinga..." --Another voice actor mess-up from Rurouni Kenshin.

"What happened to the birds...the animals? I can't hear any FISH!" ...i thought fish were quiet...

"You know you can't read." "It's the Bible, you get credit for trying." "Pretending to read the Bible's a lie! That's a law against--" Points to sky --This came from Pirates of the Caribbean :D

"Since you brought up the subject of time, leme remin ya fwaa, can't talk..." --ANOTHER voice actor mishap (holy moly O:)

"GET OFF! I ONLY HAVE ONE MINUTE!!" My younger sister running down the stairs saying (yelling) to me.

(puts into headlock) "You camel-loving moron who should go impale himself on a saguaro cactus and then get bitten by a platypus playing with a rubber duck!" --Our beloved character Nemo hurls very random and strange insults towards Altair while bringing the poor guy into a headlock.

"Mrs. Brooks, you know why I'm so unlucky?" My former friend.

"Why are you so unlucky?" Mrs. Brooks, my former teacher.

"Well, Nick stepped on my muffin and it got squashed. You want to see it?" (tries to show my teacher the muffin but it falls out of the bag, but it looked like it was catalpulted out of the bag. Seriously.)

"Webkinz will rule the world! They've already taken over the internet!" -my older sister, I think.

"What of the body?" "Put it with the others." "...Others?" "They're given to me for research." --conversation between Ezio and Leonardo Da Vinci in Assassins Creed II. I really like Leonardo :D

"Are you kidding me? That's like confusing a cactus with a grizzly bear." --Nemo from my story 'Lunar Eclipse.'

"If it doesn't look like a fish, don't eat it." -My dad

"Anybody who thinks that onions are the only vegetables that can make someone cry obviously has never been hit in the face by a pumpkin." -I have no clue who said this, but it was pretty funny :3

"Oh, are we cheesing?" My aunt said after someone said, "Cheese!" while she tried to take a picture of all of us XD

"Oh, it's just so lovely sleeping on a carpet as soft as granite!" --Lacuna speaking sarcastically to Altair after sleeping on the floor of the Assassin's Bureau.

"We like pretty men!" ...

"ROXAS!" -My older sister XD

"That looks like a duck with one wing." Me talking about a coffe-maker. It seriously looks like a duck with one wing. O.o

"Yeah, you know when you see a symbol like neer, neer, NEER, neer," Draws a random symbol on board "And then you're just like, what the heck is that?...PINK LIGHTNING!!"--My Geography teacher doing something funny with maps. She took out a pink marker and drew something that just so happened to be in the shape of a lightning bolt.

"Dude, get it off! GET IT OFF MY LEG! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! DUDE, GET IT OFF!!" --a student who once sat across from me in art class in our table of four. The guy next to him sneezed or coughed and something got on the other guy's leg. The entire class went silent as he started yelling, "GET IT OFF!!" I was laughing SOOO hard!! And I laughed when I wrote this down, too!

"Kamikaze watermleon!" --My friend trying to make me laugh. It worked!


1. Iron Pyramids » reviews
The horrors of Tetsu's life lead her to meet Pyramid Head, where they created a pact together; as long as she gave him friendship, he would give her protection from her torturers and allow her to roam the Nightmare Realm. But when the Cult in Silent Hill discovered this, Tetsu must put her life in his hands to survive.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,933 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 4-3-11 - Pyramid Head
2. Bah Bah Black Sheep » reviews
No one expected Altair to get killed, but no one also expected his spirit to linger. Malik and a fellow novice must try to free Altair from Earth, but with all three of their souls getting thrown back and forth from a hellish dimension, sanity is a worry.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 12-26-10 - Altaïr & Malik
3. No Trespassing reviews
When Momo enters an abandoned mental hospital in Silent Hill, she doesn't expect to temporarily be thrown into the hellish nightmare that Pyramid Head had waiting for her. Now she must survive the trap while being hunted by Pyramid Head. oneshot
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-11 - Pyramid Head - Complete
4. Lunar Eclipse » reviews
Nemo was a werewolf with nearly indestructible powers...and she was somehow transported into Assassin's Creed. Now trapped within Altair's world, the assassin has no choice but to be stuck with a wolf constantly on his heels as he ventures out on the quest to redeem himself while discovering more about this strange canine who gives her loyalty to him. A/N Lots of action
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,381 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 2-17-11 - Published: 2-22-10 - Altaïr - Complete
5. Headache » reviews
Chloe's once commonplace life flips backwards after an unexpected storm which left her stuck in Sly 2. In the world of anthros where she's the only human, she has to work with the gang and possibly something much more. Sorry, no mary-sue.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,623 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-3-10 - Published: 8-16-09 - Sly C.
6. Misplacement » reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Spyro fell into OUR world? Well, he does! He's founded by an orphan girl who longs to live with dragons. Can she help Spyro, and more importantly, can he bring her along? WARNING: includes Spyro driving cars.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 10-23-09 - Spyro
7. Random Magnus Stuff, Twinkies, and a Gay Valentine reviews
Magnus and Twinkies do NOT mix! The never-ending fanfic. The title describes it. Magnus hates Twinkies, Valentine is gay and has a mob of fanboys who love Magnus, Twinkies turn into intelligent life forms, and a whole lot of Magnus. Randomness is sweet.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-22-09
8. Speak With Your Hands » reviews
Sly gets a terrible fever which causes him to go deaf. With his new impairment, things get a little more difficult...and dangerous...
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 7-2-09
9. Spyro Likes Cookies Too Much reviews
Cynder introduces Spyro to cookies and sugar cubes and the results are disastrous!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-23-09 - Spyro & Cynder
10. Untitled Harry Potter Parody reviews
Want to read a lame parody? Click here! Want to see Draco do the Macarena? Click here! Want to listen to Edward Cullen come in randomly saying nonesense run-on sentences? Click here! Want to see Harry go crazy because of my ideas? Click here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-18-09 - Harry P.
11. Cry Me A River, I'm Suffering » reviews
Set after DotD. Spyro and Hunter are alone together in Avalar, but then Hunter collapses for no apparant reason. Is he really transforming into a half-dragon that never existed? Rating for blood and pain. LOTS of Greek and Roman stuff. Pretty cool.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 1-3-09
12. A Poem of Love reviews
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This is more of a love story, but I still like it! It's actually a poem. First poem! About Spyro's love love for Cinder. Little confusing, BELIEVE me. R&R please!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete
13. The Love Story reviews
Tormund and Roberta wind up lovin' each other to a rather embarassing point but who cares? Not them, of course! Oneshot. Contains blood and gores and other stuff not for the younger kids...
Neopets - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-08 - Complete