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Author has written 13 stories for Neopets, Spyro the Dragon, Sly Cooper, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Assassin's Creed, and Silent Hill.
I think that this picture describes my state of mind XD
I have writer's blank (it's not even a block) on Iron Pyramids...expect delays D:
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Line of the Week: "The best way to move is like a duck, calm on the surface, paddling like hell underneath." --Sol Stein :D
Favorite game: Assassin's Creed, Spyro, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Silent Hill 2, 3, 4, and 5 :D
Favorite book: The Way of Shadows (it's about assassins!)
Favorite short story: The Admontillado (?), by Edgar Allan Poe
Games working on: Silent Hill 2, 3, 4, 5, Origins, Amnesia: The Dark Descent (don't ask why all at once >_>)
My favorite lines from Spyro :D
"I'M RIGHT?! Oh my God, that's a first." -Sparx played by David Spade
"When will I learn? When things look good, run for the hills!" -Sparx
"OH, WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!" -Ignitus
"Wow...even YOU guys make me want to fight Cynder! Did I just say that out loud? Hey Spyro, next time I say I want to fight Cynder, why don't you just punch me right in the mouth. Okay?" -Sparx
"You don't even know how to drive this thing!!" -Sparx
"Well, how hard can it be? It's on wheels." -Spyro
"Oh yeah, famous last words." -Sparx
"DOES SHE EVER USE DOORS?!" -Sparx
"Mommy? Fluff my pillow?" -Sparx
"Ferocous? Monsterious? Evil? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?" -Sparx
"Maybe some day you'll realize that two heads are better than one. Even if they are pinheads." -Sparx
"Yeah, maybe next week, perhaps next summer...maybe even next year!" -Sparx
"Must you do that?" -Spyro talking to Sparx
"Maybe must I do must do that." -Sparx
"Whoa wait, Spyro is this once-in-a-purple thing?" -Sparx. Wow...he sure is talkative...
"ICE CUBE'S ALIVE!!" -Sparx
Random quotes from several things, including my stories (!):
"FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME; LOWER THE GODDAMN BRDIGE...you greasy VEST-WEARING monkey!" -Nick from Left 4 Dead 2
"If the laws of nature would allow it...I would bear that man's children." --Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2
"Yeah, I built that truck to be zombie proof! Way it turns out, it was only 99% zombie-proof. The last 1% tore that thing to s#it..." -Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2
"Follow da van, dey are getting away! Faster, faster!" Light turns red (girly scream) "Slower, slower, HIT DA BRAKES!" -Blitz from Road Rovers.
"Well, as you know...YOU REALLY SUCK!" -From a Jak and Daxter parody on YouTube XD
"Your one-stop station for Colbert Nation procrastination!" -Stephen Colbert WOOT!!
"Didn't you see the (beep)ing stop sign?!" "What, you mean the red octagon?" --I believe that this was a joke from Dane Cook XD
"WITH FLABBY ARM WAVIN' IN THE WINDS!" --A part from a card with Hoops and Yoyo :D
"That little peanut was the best friend a boy could have." -Ellis talking about a mascot XD
"I don't know whether I should kiss you, or slap you. Maybe both just to be safe." --Bartelomeo (?) from Assasins Creed II.
"Two cashews walked into a bar, one got assaulted." --It's a non-serious joke, but do you get it? @_@ Maybe I should spell 'assaulted' as 'a-salted' XD
"If the thought of having a girlfriend was even in Rex's mind, then in was a dark void connected to an alternate universe where things come in and never go out. Now, does Buffy have a dark void connecting to an alternate universe? No, instead he has a dump truck going back and forth whenever the hamster in his head stops running." -Bit of a long quote from one of my stories I'm probably not going to continue.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!" -Stewey from Family Guy
"Yeah, I saw them in '07; front row center! Lost my eyebrows..." -Ellis talking about a concert he went to :3
"GREASY SWEET!" -Dimitri
"What do you call a French apartment with a grenade in it? A Napoleon Blownapart." -just a joke XD
"You know what's cool?" "Flying monkeys?" --Me talking to my friend.
"Holy s#!t guys! KIDDIE LAND!" -Ellis
"Hand off ass. NOW." --Lacuna 'Nemo' Coil from my fanfiction 'Lunar Eclipse' :D
"Hey, Powder Pants!" --Lacuna 'Nemo' yet again, but it orginally came from another voice actor mishap (yet again, from Rurouni Kenshin XD) She tends to call Altair 'Powder Pants' quite often.
"I have fifteen bucks." "Fifteen bucks? How'd you get that many deer?" "I'm talking about dollars." -This quote isn't exactly accurate, but it came from my story 'Misplacement.'
"Two zebras mating, very exciting, thank you!" ...
"Time to get rid of these mindless blubbering weenies!" --A voice actor saying the wrong thing from Rurouni Kenshin.
"Ama kaka DOO heera la pinga pinga..." --Another voice actor mess-up from Rurouni Kenshin.
"What happened to the birds...the animals? I can't hear any FISH!" ...i thought fish were quiet...
"You know you can't read." "It's the Bible, you get credit for trying." "Pretending to read the Bible's a lie! That's a law against--" Points to sky --This came from Pirates of the Caribbean :D
"Since you brought up the subject of time, leme remin ya fwaa, can't talk..." --ANOTHER voice actor mishap (holy moly O:)
"GET OFF! I ONLY HAVE ONE MINUTE!!" My younger sister running down the stairs saying (yelling) to me.
(puts into headlock) "You camel-loving moron who should go impale himself on a saguaro cactus and then get bitten by a platypus playing with a rubber duck!" --Our beloved character Nemo hurls very random and strange insults towards Altair while bringing the poor guy into a headlock.
"Mrs. Brooks, you know why I'm so unlucky?" My former friend.
"Why are you so unlucky?" Mrs. Brooks, my former teacher.
"Well, Nick stepped on my muffin and it got squashed. You want to see it?" (tries to show my teacher the muffin but it falls out of the bag, but it looked like it was catalpulted out of the bag. Seriously.)
"Webkinz will rule the world! They've already taken over the internet!" -my older sister, I think.
"What of the body?" "Put it with the others." "...Others?" "They're given to me for research." --conversation between Ezio and Leonardo Da Vinci in Assassins Creed II. I really like Leonardo :D
"Are you kidding me? That's like confusing a cactus with a grizzly bear." --Nemo from my story 'Lunar Eclipse.'
"If it doesn't look like a fish, don't eat it." -My dad
"Anybody who thinks that onions are the only vegetables that can make someone cry obviously has never been hit in the face by a pumpkin." -I have no clue who said this, but it was pretty funny :3
"Oh, are we cheesing?" My aunt said after someone said, "Cheese!" while she tried to take a picture of all of us XD
"Oh, it's just so lovely sleeping on a carpet as soft as granite!" --Lacuna speaking sarcastically to Altair after sleeping on the floor of the Assassin's Bureau.
"We like pretty men!" ...
"ROXAS!" -My older sister XD
"That looks like a duck with one wing." Me talking about a coffe-maker. It seriously looks like a duck with one wing. O.o
"Yeah, you know when you see a symbol like neer, neer, NEER, neer," Draws a random symbol on board "And then you're just like, what the heck is that?...PINK LIGHTNING!!"--My Geography teacher doing something funny with maps. She took out a pink marker and drew something that just so happened to be in the shape of a lightning bolt.
"Dude, get it off! GET IT OFF MY LEG! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! DUDE, GET IT OFF!!" --a student who once sat across from me in art class in our table of four. The guy next to him sneezed or coughed and something got on the other guy's leg. The entire class went silent as he started yelling, "GET IT OFF!!" I was laughing SOOO hard!! And I laughed when I wrote this down, too!
"Kamikaze watermleon!" --My friend trying to make me laugh. It worked!
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