Welcome to my spiffy and spunky profile thingy!

KINGDOM HEARTS. I LOVE AXEL, SORA, ROXAS, RIKU, etc. (yeah, yeah, we get the picture, CyndarDragon XD)

My likes: Dragons, Webkinz, Sims, Kingdom Hearts, Jak and Daxter, dragons, Spyro the Dragon, anthros (ZOMG), dragons, Nightwish, my friends (duh), Sly Cooper, Dragons, and um...dragons...and lots of other stuffs XD

Music i likey: Well, let's see...I like Nightwish, Theatre of Tragedy, Flowing Tears is pretty good but they've a lot of depressing songs, I like 'You Spin Me Right Round' by Dope, I also like 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool, EVANESCENCE, definitely, and Within Temptation, I guess you could say.

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the lovely telephone wires :)

Line of the Week: "Your one-stop station for Colbert Nation procrastination!" -Stephen Colbert!! Gotta love that guy, you know? :D

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GREASY SWEET!!

Yeah what the heck. I'm an author and I'm WORKING ON a book. But I SO BADLY WANT TO GET IT PUBLISHED FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE! (I have to find an editor and finish too, of course). All of the characters in the book are anthros (they're animals but they're people.) Jonathon is a dingo and he has a cute little friend named Ollie who only a foot tall. He's a squirrelkey; the mix of a squirrel and some type of monkey. Anyway, Jonathon and Ollie meet a dragon named Faraline who throws them (and their friend, Tara) into the future about two thousand years. They break through a vortex (it's cool, the vortexs are like glass and shatter) into a city named Kalakyte. First of all, Kalayte City has an authoritarian government and the dictator is pretty darn bad. He set up giant walls all around the city to keep the people inside. (There's no actual 'country,' there's just cities with their own government and laws.) The dictator of the city, called the Alpha (he's a wolf), wants an immortal dragon that can't be killed because he wants to destroy the other cities, gain even more control over the people of the city, and scare off these creatures called 'Ikalors.' He uses Jonathon and physically and mentally tortures him. He mainly tries using something called 'Dark Power' (it's meant to destroy living things and looks like some sort of thick liquid. By the way, it's naturally occuring) on him. He tries whatever he can to make Jonathon change. He even tried to genetically mutate him with dragon DNA, which worked only partially. After about four years of not seeing the light, being tortured, drugged, beaten, and injected with unknown serums too numerous to count, Jonathon literally goes crazy. He shifts into a half-dragon-like creature (he looks cool, he's all black and has two dragon wings and his eyes look creepy and his teeth are fangs) and manages to escape. He gains control over the 'other side' and shifts back to normal.

So he gets upgraded. He can spit venom and inject it with his fangs, has a screech that makes everyone fall to their knees, had scythe-like claws, and does all sorts of stuff. One I'm not going to describe because it'll take too long and it'll get boring. He even learns a dragon's ability to camoflouge with the background and he can climb buildings like a gecko and can jump hundreds of feet and...stuff. But he crazy and man, his laugh is CREEPY. Try checking up Light Yagami's (Kira's) laugh and you'll know what I mean. He eventually learns to turn into a full dragon. The rest of the book is about him trying to free (and save) the city and all of the other ones all the while through several other things that turn up. For example...HE'S PSYCHOTIC, but he still manages to keep his friends. He's serverely unstable, tick him off and your life might end, and only few can trust him. He'd rather see you fall with his claws in your heart than actually be your friend. He kills a lot of things, too.

P.S. I know what to call my book but I don't want people to...um...steal the title...but no, it's not going to be 'Heart of a Dragon.' That's just too original and boring.

And I have some really nasty and gorey scenes with him, so readers beware!

Now, onto something else...

I have a dog named Ginger who is a cocker spaniel and Wally, who is a bird. A very green bird.

I LOVE DRAGONS!! DRAGONS I LOVE YOU!!

My favorite lines in The Legend of Spyro: A New beginning;

"I'M RIGHT?! Oh my God, that's a first." (Sparx played by David Spade.)

"When will I learn? When things look good, run for the hills!" (Sparx.)

"Yeah, yeah, I know. But I don't see any ice kings sitting around here." (Sparx)

"OH, WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!" (Ignitus. Played by Gary Oldman.)

"Wow...even YOU guys make me want to fight Cynder! Did I just say that out loud? Hey Spyro, next time I say I want to fight Cynder, why don't you just punch me right in the mouth. Okay?" (Sparx. Obviously.)

"You don't even know how to drive this thing!!" (Sparx.)

"Well, how hard can it be? It's on wheels." (Spyro. Played by Elijah Wood.)

"Oh yeah, famous last words." (Sparx.)

"DOES SHE EVER USE DOORS?!" (Sparx.)

"Mommy? Fluff my pillow?" (Sparx. Duh.)

"Ferocous? Monsterious? Evil? Sexy? Oops, did I just say that?" (Sparx. Double duh.)

"Maybe some day you'll realize that two heads are better than one. Even if they are pinheads." (Spyro.)

"That's good enough for me. Let's go!" (Sparx.)

"Yeah, maybe next week, perhaps next summer...maybe even next year!" (Sparx.)

"Must you do that?" (Spyro talking to Sparx.)

"Maybe must I do must do that." (Sparx.)

"Whoa wait, Spyro is this once-in-a-purple thing?" (Sparx. Wow...he sure is talkative!)

"So enchanting enthralling exciting exhilerating!" (Volteer.)

"Are you kidding me?! He's flying! Welcome to the club big guy!" (Sparx talking to Spyro.)

"Would that be the 'Annoying Pest' club?" (Spyro)

"How the heck do I land?!" (Spyro while flying."

"ICE CUBE'S ALIVE!!" (Sparx.)

"My turn to faint." (Sparx.)

Random quotes from several things, including my stories (!):

"Follow da van, dey are getting away! Faster, faster! Light turns red (girly scream) Slower, slower, HIT DE BRAKES!" -Blitz from Road Rovers.

"Well, as you know...YOU REALLY SUCK!" -From a spoof on YouTube XD

"Your one-stop station for Colbert Nation procrastination!" -Stephen Colbert WOOT!!

"If the thought of having a girlfriend was even in Rex's mind, then in was a dark void connecting to an alternate universe where things come in and never go out. Now, does Buffy have a dark void connecting to an alternate universe? No, instead he has a dump truck going back and forth whenever the hamster in his head stops running." -Bit of a long quote from one of my stories I'm probably not going to continue. What, you did think I worked on just one, did you? XD

"Like is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!" dun dun dun -From another spoof XD

"GREASY SWEET!" -Dimitri

"I have fifteen bucks." "Fifteen bucks? How'd you get that many deer?" "I'm talking about dollars." -This quote isn't exactly accurate, but it came from my story 'Misplacement.'

"THE DOOM HAMMER. It's the doomy hammer of doom, and...LET'S JUST DANCE, BABY!" -Some weird guy from Crash bandicoot O_o

"Two zebras mating, very exciting, thank you!" -Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don't actually watch the show but I've heard it's a innapropriate (however the heck you spell it) but is it any good?

Ehh...I'll think of more. I have to update a story now.

Now here's some quotes from me and peoples I know!

"GET OFF! I ONLY HAVE ONE MINUTE!!" My younger sister running down the stairs saying (yelling) to me.

"Mrs. Brooks, you know why I'm so unlucky?" My friend.

"Why are you so unlucky?" Mrs. Brooks, my former teacher.

"Well, Nick stepped on my muffin and it got squashed. You want to see it?" Tries to show Mrs. Brooks the muffin but it falls out of the bag, but it looked like it was catalpulted out of the bag. Seriously.

"Webkinz will rule the world! They've already taken over the internet!" Older sister, I think.

"No, I'm going to be a starving artist!" Older sister.

"Say cheese!" My aunt trying to take a picture of everyone.

"Oh, are we cheesing?" My other aunt.

"John, your head is in the way!" One of my relatives while we were visiting. They were trying to take a picture of everyone.

"That must have a lot of dustmites." Me talking to my grandmother.

"ROXAS!" -My older sister XD

"That looks like a duck with one wing." Me talking about a coffe-maker. It seriously looks like a duck with one wing. O.o

"Don't use that pencil sharper over there because it's possessed by demons." My seventh grade geography teacher.

"Imagine being a sailor. Doo da doo da doo da doo doo doo doo da doo AAAHHHHHH...ARHHHHH doo da doo da doo da do doo doo doo da doo AAAAHHHH...ARHHHHH doo da doo da doo da doo doo doo doo da doo AAAAHHHH...ARHHHH!" My Geography teacher referring to a rather strange map...

"Yeah, you know when you see a symbol like neer, neer, NEER, neer," Draws a random symbol on board "And then you're just like, what the heck is that?...PINK LIGHTNING!!"--My Geography teacher doing something funny with maps. She took out a pink marker and drew something that just so happened to be in the shape of a lightning bolt.

"Dude, get it off! GET IT OFF MY LEG! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! DUDE, GET IT OFF!!" --a student who once sat across from me in art class in our table of four. The guy next to him sneezed or coughed and something got on the other guy's leg. The entire class went silent as he started yelling, "GET IT OFF!!" I was laughing SOOO hard!! And I laughed when I wrote this down, too!

"Kamikaze watermleon!" --My friend trying to make me laugh. It worked!