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since: 05-07-08, id: 1570663, Profile Updated: 09-11-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, and Tales of Vesperia.

Jay: She changed her name again...

Kalika: Sorry... I'm planning on sticking with this though so don't worry!

Jay: sigh Whatever

Kalika: I'm just not really in to Naruto anymore so...

Age: Somewhere between 13 and 999,999,999 Guess.

Species: Diabolo!!

Gender: Female

Favorate Bands: ANTI FLAG!!Sum 41, Lost Prophets, Thousand Foot Krutch, Simple Plan, Offpring, Story of the Year, Three Days Grace, Hedley, and anything rock!

Favorate anime/manga/video games: TALES OF VESPERIA!!Tales of Legendia, Tales of the Abyss, Naruto, Rurouni Kanshin, Negima, Tales of Symphonia, Diabolo, Shakugan No Shana, Junjou Romantica

Favorate books:Stravaganza seires!! ERAGON SERIES!!, The Lightning Theif Series,The Tree of Avalon Series, Harry Potter Series, Twilight Series, Anne of Green Gables series

Personality:I like to think I'm a leader. I also don't give a damn what people think about me. I'm also loyal but... I'm sarcastic and arrogant, which gets people annoyed a lot. I don't talk or relate to my parents much... And I fight with them a lot. I really only have three friends whom I don't fight with everytime I see them I suppose you could call me anti-social... But I'm weird, crazy and hyperactive and I'm proud of it!

Random fact: I LOVE ZORRO!! THe Zorro movies are amazing!!

Dislikes: Snobby people who give a damn about popularity, people who think they're better then anyone else or who think they're god, pollution, people who hate anime they haven't even seen

I LOVE YAOI!! Yaoi is awesome in every way! Well to me but...

Favorite couples:

YurixFlynn-ToV

MisakixUsagi-Junjou Romantica

RenxRai - Diabolo

LucianxArianna - Stravaganze

ElenaxAl (a.k.a Zorro) - Mask of Zorro and Legend of Zorro

List your ten of your favorite Warrior characters in no specific order. They can be the original authors, or yours.

1. Yellowfang

2. Cinderpelt

3. Graystripe

4. Brackenfur

5. Sandstorm

6. Tawnypelt

7. Feathertail

8. Stormfur

9. Fireheart (Notice I said FireHEART!!)

10. Silverstream

1. Have you ever read a Six/Ten fic? Do you want to? Have you ever read a TawnypeltxSilverstream fic? Do you want to?
O.o... Uh... no... And I don't really want to either... Didn't Silverstream die before Tawnypelt was born?

2. Would Two be a better medicine cat or leader? Would CInderpelt be a better medicine cat or leader?
CINDERPELT IS ONE OF THE BEST DAMN MEDICINE CATS IN THE SERIES!! SHE ROCKS!!

3. What would happen if Eight got Four pregnant? What would happen if Stormfur got Brackenfur preagnant?
O.o... Uh... Not really possible since they're from different clans, have almost no dialouge with each other, and are both toms.. ANd I doubt M-preg's possible with cats... though that WOULD be amusing...

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recall any fics about Fireheart?
Um... duh?

5.Would Two and Five make a good couple? Would Cinderpelt and Sandstorm make a good couple?
Hell no!! If one of them gets a pair it's Fireheart/Star dammit!!

6. Three/Nine or Three/Ten? Why? GraystripexFireheart or GraystripexSilverstream? Why?
GRAYSTRIPEXSILVERSTREAM FOREVER!! They belong together!! Why Silverstream!? Why'd you have to die!?

7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Make up a summary for a GraystripexSilverstream fic.
Graystrpe's lost a lot of family and is missing Silverstream dearly, he wants nothing more then to be reunited with her or at least be able to hear her voice again. He gets his wish when Silverstram pays him a visit in his dreams.

8. Who would make a better leader, One or Seven? Who'd make a better leader? Yellowfang or Feathertail?
Damn this was a tough one... uh... I guess I'd have to say Yellowfang because her attitude's more suited for being a leader then Feathertail, though I still think Feathertail's awesome and Yellowfang's epic as a medicine cat.

9. Here's a story: Four loves Six, but Six runs off with Seven. Four hunts them down, but Ten and Nine try to stop him/her. Four kills Ten and wounds Nine. Seven realises that he/she actually loves Five, so Four gets Six. However, he/she thinks he/she is a monster, and finds his/her true love with Three. Four then finds his/her true love in Two.
Brackenfur loves Tawnypelt but Tawnypelt runs off with Feathertail. Brackenfur hunts them down but Fireheart and Silverstream try to stop him. Brackenfur kills Fireheart and wounds Silverstream. Feathertail realizes she actually loves Sandstorm so Brackenfur gets Tawnypelt. However she thinks he is a monster and finds her true love with Graystripe. Brackenfur then finds his true love in Cinderpelt.

10. What would this story be called?
"Love that never should've happened... seriously..."

11. By the way, I set you up for a date with Five!
O.o... Sandstorm... Uhhh... No thanks... I'm a girl anyway.. well, she-cat if I was in Warriors.. Oh how I wish I was...

Write down ten Warriors characters in no specific order. They can be your characters if you want.

1. Brambleclaw

2. Spottedleaf

3. Bluestar

4. Tigerstar

5. Ashfur

6. Crowfeather

7. Hawkfrost

8. Cloudtail

9. Mothwing

10. Blackstar

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?
Cloudtail: O.o... Blackstar!?

Blackstar: hiss Thunderclan spies!

Cloudtail: O.o.. Your fur... is actually pink... The other fur was just a disguise!! Oh god, I've GOT to tell Firestar!!

Blackstar: YOU WILL TELL NO ONE!!

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Bluestar: Grr, Tigerstar!! You will pay for your treachery!

Tigerstar: No, it is YOU who will pay! Then I shalst take over Thunderclan!! No cat can stop me!!

Crowfeather: walks in You will love each other, it is the will of Starclan.

Bluestar: Bah, Starclan!

Tigerstar: Tch, why should I care...

Crowfeather: Y'know Tigerstar, if you mate with Bluestar you could join the clans.

Tigerstar: Brilliant! turns to Bluestar I love you. Do you love me Blustar!?

Bluestar: ...Uh...ok...

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Ashfur: So... That's my story...

Mothwing: I can't believe that Leafpool's sister would so something like that!

Hawkfrost: runs in I LOVE BRAMBLECLAW!!

Mothwing: O.o... Brother!?

Ashfur: Hm... If Brambleclaw's out of the way then I could have Squirrelflight... Heh heh... perfect...

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Blackstar: Die Thnderclan trespasser! attacks

Spottedleaf:dodges I'm from Starclan dammit! I need to warn you of something!

Hawkfrost: flies in SUPER HAWKFROST!! I WILL TAKE OVER THE CLANS TO MAKE DADDY HAPPY!!

Spottedleaf: Too late...

5) Five kills One, One's last words?

Ashfur: hisses and dilivers the final blow That's what you get for stealing Squirrelflight!

Brambleclaw: But... I didn't love Squirrelflight... That was to make Hawkfrost jealous... I..love...Hawkfrost... dies

Ashfur: ...Didn't see that coming.

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?

Brambleclaw: is fighting Tigerclaw Leave me and Hawkfrost alone, we deserve to love in peace!!

Tigerstar: Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy.

Spottedleaf: Uh... don't you mean the forest?

Bluestar: hiss No, it's a trick! He's trying to lure us into a false sense of security...

Ashfur: attacks Brambleclaw with Tigerstar Back off Squirrelflight! And I though I killed you!

Brambleclaw: The will of Starclan brought me back!

Crowfeather, Hawkfrost, Mothwing, Cloudtail, and Blackstar come over

Crowfeather: What a bunch of morons...

Hawkfrost: No!! My Brambleclaw!! Don't hurt him!! attacks Ashfur

Brambleclaw: hisses at Tigerstar Looks like it's just you an me! goes back to the fight

Mothwing: I'll go get my herbs! runs off

Cloudtail: Ashfur you traitor! attacks

Ashfur: Two against one!? SO unfair!

Blackstar: ...Shadowclan will have no part in this...

POLLUTION SUCKS!

If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one!

PROTECT THE PLANET!

Argh, pollution sucks!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Leaf Shinobi of Mizuho

Popularity=stupid Being weird= fun

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Pathetic...

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

is currently laughing reat off

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

BEING WEIRD ROCKS!! BELIEVE IT, DATTEBAYO!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

PJNF: The list just gets bigger and bigger...
Jay: I have one myself... Moses is at the very top...
Moses: Grr! Shut it Jay!!

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: Plenty of times... people stared... hi people!
Jay: How embarassing...
PJNF: What's that supposed to mean?
Jay: Exactly what it does mean.

If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into a profile

Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Shihna and Anko and Tear and Jay and... Heck! ToL, ToA, ToS and Naruto period!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

PJNF: BELIEVE IT!
Naruto: Is is just me or are you one of the few people that actually like my english catchphrase?
Jay: That's because it's annoying and retarded.
Naruto: What was that you twerp?
Jay: (takes out dagger) Don't call me twerp you moron! Unless you want to get killed.
Naruto: (makes sign for Kage Bunshin) Bring it on!
PJNF: Oh boy...

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: Actually there was this assembly in front of the school and I started singing Waka Laka...
Jay: Ugh, I hate that song.
PJNF: But it's good!
Jay: It's annoying. Just like you.
PJNF: Ouch.

If you have added the names Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Presea, Martel, Yuan, Raine, Mithos, ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate those squiggly lines...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: What was I talking about just now?
Jay: That reminds me so much of Grune...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

PJNF: So many times...
Jay: That's because you ARE stupid...
PJNF: Are you sure?
Jay: Yes.
PJNF: Are you positive?
Jay: Yes.
PJNF: Are you negative?
Jay: Uh... no.
PJNF; Are you positive that you're negative?
Jay: What kind of a question is that?
PJNF: A stupid question but a question none the less!

If you've ever mispelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

My name's Hindu, it's long and hard to spell!

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

PJNF: Tell anyone and I'll be forced to kill you.
Naruto: YOU have a soft side. I find that hard to believe.
PJNF: Shut it.

If you have ever called Sasuke an arrogant pompous arse, paste this to your profile.

He IS one.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

PJNF: Yay! The thingy went boom!
Jay: Pyromaniac...
PJNF: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jay: Why am I being tortures with this pchycotic fangirl?

If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name SheenaFujiFilm, Leaf Shinobi of Mizuho

We need a prequel!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

PJNF: Let's see. I fell asleep in Math, Science, Social Studies, Language Arts and Health before.
Jay: Isn't that basically everything?
PJNF: Maybe...
Jay: I'm suprised you didn't get caught.
Naruto: Yeah, whenever I slept in Iruka-sensei's clas I always got caught...
PJNF: Well, acutally my hair was covering my eyes so nobody knew they were closed! Also I can somehow sleep sitting up!
Naruto: Lucky...

If your teachers would believe you if you said you had to skip class to go to the library, (and let you go) while the rest of the class is doing worksheets, paste this to your profile.

PJNF: MWHAHAHA!!
Naruto: I gotta try that sometime...
Jay: I thought you were out of the acadammy.
Naruto: Oh yeah... I forgot...
Jay: Perhaps Norma was correct about "Grune germs"...

If you’re single and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: Feh, I don't like any real people... That's why there are anime crushes! (gestures to Jay and Naruto)
Naruto: I have a question. If you ever did a Naruto/Legendia crossover would you pair your self OC with me or Jay?
Jay: Hmm, I don't particularly care about the actual answer but I must admit I'm curious about that too...
PJNF: Uhhhhhhhhh... Well... On to the next copy and past thingy!

If someone you know plots to start World War III, past this into your profile.

PJNF: Yep, me!
Jay: And HOW exactly do you plan to do this?
PJNF: (shifty eyes) I have my ways...
Jay: ...Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
PJNF: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! MUTANT PEINGUINS ATTACK!!
Naruto: Off in her own little world... Wait... What the hell? Mutant peinguins?
PJNF: YES! FEAR THEM!
Jay: And where exactly did you get mutant peinguns?
PJNF: ...I know a guy...
Naruto: Why peinguins?
PJNF: CAUSE PEINGUINS WILL RULE THE THE WORLD MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

If you have favorite pairings, but still are against the pairing wars, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pairing wars are stupid...

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I spend 1/4 of my time on fanfiction doing that...

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Where do you think I got all this shit?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

PJNF: MUA HA HA HA HA HA ! FEAR ME!
Naruto: I think many peoply already do...
Jay: Indeed...

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

.Pathetic...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I'm weird and I'm proud of it!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: STUPID LUKE! YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO GET RID OF THE MIASMA! AND JSY SHOULD'VE TOLD THE FUN BUNCH ABOUT SOLON BEFORE-HAND! And don't even get me started with Naruto...
Naruto: Hey!
Jay: I'm suprised you didn't mention Moses...
Luke: That wasn't stupid! I was trying to save people dammit!
PJNF: YOU CAN TRY TO SAVE PEOPLE WITHOUT TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF SO SHUT UP!
Luke: Grr, you shut up!
PJNF: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!
Luke: SHUT UP!
PJNF: SHUT UP!
Luke: SHUT UP!
PJNF: SHUT UP!
Naruto: Er... how long are those two gonna keep going?
Guy: God knows...
Jay: Idiots...
Jade: (to PJNF anf Luke) Well it's nice to see you two are getting along!
Grune: Yeas, you two have so much in common! You both are saying the same thing!
PJNF and Luke: ...SHUT THE HELL UP!!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm outside in it a lot.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

I don't pay attention to things much...

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, SheenaFujiFilm, Leaf Shinobi of Mizuho

PJNF: I was in first grade and I punched a sixth grader once and made him cry. I made school history of being the youngest person to get a detention in my school.

Sheena: And WHY did you punch him?

PJNF: He pissed me off.

Sheena: -sighs- You had anger issues even in first grade.

PJNF: Damn straight!

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile

PJNF:DAMN STRAIGHT! FEAR ME! MUA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jay: ...You have too many fits of evil laughter... it's irritating...

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

PJNF: Mine's Yari... it means spear...
Senel: Nice...
Norma: Does that mean I can call you spear?
PJNF: NO!!
Norma: ...Ok then... I need a nickname though...
Jay: If it helps her real name means loved one.
PJNF: JAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!!
Norma: Loved one? YOU?
PJNF: I didn't choose it...
Norma: Uh... I'm just gonna stick w/ Yari...

If you've walked into a wall and apologised to it, paste this to your profile

PJNF: ...In front of my class too...
Sheena: I swear... One of these days you're gonna kill yourself...

If someone you know was killed by you because they called Naruto crap, paste this to you profile

PJNF: NARUTO IS NOT CRAP! ANYONE WHO CALLS IT THAT DIES!!
Luke: Scary...
Guy: One of the reasons I'm scared of women...

If you have been called an emo even though you're not, paste this to your profile

I'M NOT EMO!!

If you're addicted to M&Ms, paste this to your profile

PJNF: SUGAR!!
Jay: Oh crap... She's hyper...
Naruto: Hit the deck!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for parings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

We want Tales of Symphonia Sequel!

Tales of Symphonia is too good a game to be left alone. We want a sequel, and Kratos comes back! Copy and paste this if you want a

Tales of Symphonia Sequel!

If you wish to start a war between normal and weird people copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to join my weird people army. PchycoticJayAndNarutoFangirl

PJNF: JOIN MY ARMY!! IT CONSISTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT!! WE WILL BE VICTORIUS!!

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

That's how I spend most of my free time...

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: I must admit, they were good.
Naruto: What's the worstpairing you've ever read?
PJNF: Oh, that's easy. It's tied between SasuNaru and MosesJay.
Naruto and Jay: SAY WHAT!!
Naruto: ME AND THE TEME?! NO WAY IN HELL!
Jay: There's no way I'd ever do ANYTHING like that with that stupid bandit! Ugh, just the thought makes me wanna throw up!

f you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer (don't ask...) CommodoreZelda13 (Yeah, I'm a freak. Deal with it) Mysticyoshie (At school with all my books), PchycoticJayAndNarutoFangirl

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

NARUTO, TOTA, TOS, and TOL!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: Every five minutes basically... MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Jay: Haven't we already established this?

If someone has ever told you that you need a life and you told them "i have a life. it's anime/ video games/ manga/ internet/ or fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

That is my life...

If you have ever thrown something at your t.v. when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, ora chair copy and paste this to your profile

PJNF: DIE SOLON!!

If you look at the back of Sasuke's head and think it looks like a duck's butt copy and paste this to your profile

It does look like one.

They say talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, well I must be completely insane. If you're insane copy and paste this to your profile

PJNF: I talk to myself a lot... frogs too...
Naruto: Why frogs?
PJNF: Cause they talk back. I'm serious they do.
Jay: Riiiiiiiiight...
Natalia: They do! Oh my...
Luke: Uh... Natalia?
Naruto: 0.0 wow... talking frogs...

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real copy and paste this to your profile

They give me pretty good ideas...

If you ever walked in to a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this to your profile

So many times..

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile!

YAY RANDOM!

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head off of a table for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

Yep, my friend tries to stop me..

If you're obsessed with the Eragon series, got Brisingr on the opening day, and didn't sleep until you were finished reading it copy and paste this into your profile.

It's true..

If you want the fifth book in the Lightning Theif Series to come out copy and paste this into your profile.

I WANT IT!!

If you think Tobi is a Good Boy, copy this to your profile! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh,copy this into profile.

PJNF: The reason why I only have three braincells left...
Jay: Huh, I thought you only had two...
PJNF: Shut it Chibi Freak!
Jay: DON'T CALL ME CHIBI FREAK!!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter,bear bating,dolphin hunting,chimp slavery,etc.)then copy this to your profile.

STOP ANIMAL CRUELITY!!

If you have sisters or brothers that annoy you,copy this into your profile.

PJNF: My little sister SUCKS!
Jade: If you know that pain may I ask why you decided to torture me with a little sister in one of your fics?
PJNF: Cause I thought it'd be fun!
Jade: (sighs) I must admit on little sisters "sucking" though...
Kioku: WHAT WAS THAT?! (holds up fontech guns)
Jade: ...oh shit...

If you wish you were in a different world,copy this into your profile.

I WANT IT SO BADLY!! I DON'T BELONG HERE!!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, Please copy this into your profile.

They're stupid

If you are against real fur clothing,then put this on your profile.

Poor animals...

If you can memorize lyrics to a song at first glance, copy and paste this to your profile.

PJNF: It's weird... My memorization skills are amazing... I memorized Vash's "real" name in a matter of a day...
Jay: Well at least some part of you is smart...

Put this in your profile if you have spoken in front of a crowd.

-sigh- Yep...

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel Tiger Mew Mew, PshycoticJayAndNarutoFangirl

I found this poem and it really touched me, perhaps it will touch you too...

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

PJNF: So (sniff) sad...
Naruto: Yeah...
PJNF: GRR! IF THERE ARE ANY CHILD ABUSERS OUT THERE BURN IN HELL!!

"REMEMBER WHEN "

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HiGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs?

when )m O m( was your hero

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your WORST ENIMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when -WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This On Your Profile If Your Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you play the trumpet copy and paste this into your profile.

PJNF: TRUMPET PLAYERS UNITE!!
Jay: hmm, I must admit... When it comes to trumpet you're quite good.
PJNF: Arigato! I am currently playing on playing Blue Bird (Naruto Shippudan opening 3)! The sharps are difficult but I'm getting better!

If you talk to frogs copy and paste this into your profile.
Yes, I talk to frogs. I'm weird. BUT THEY TALK BACK I SWEAR!! I think I saw one with a reddish stripe on it's back and started calling it Lloyd. XD

If you like and/or talk to animals more than most people copy and paste this into your profile.

his is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

PJNF: I can't believy I fell for this...
Naruto: Me too...
Luke and Lloyd: Same...
Jay: I didn't. You guys are just idiots.
Naruto: WHAT WAS THAT?!
PJNF and Luke: SHUT UP!
Jay: ...Who besides me thinks Luke and PJNF need anger management?
(Everyone in room raises hand)

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!
Sign your penname here!!: Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, xNejitenx, anthropomorphichybrid;Wulfeh, Tonni88, PshycoticJayAndNarutoFangirl

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into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
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Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey, Temari-Sand Princess, Tonni88, LeafShinobiofMizuho

Proofs that Sasuke cares for Sakura...

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come.

-When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side...the pity things is it wasn't enough...

-During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark recede was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. Again a proof that Sakura has some sort of control over his mind.

-After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people!

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think?

-The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out.

-In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is.

-Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something.

-When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench.

-After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

I did it once... My friend stared at me...

If you could live in the bookstore so you'd be the first person to get the new Inheritence books, copy and paste this into your profile.

NEED BOOK NOW!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

PJNF: ABORTION IS STUPID!! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KNOCKED IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

PJNF: (sniff) I couldn't stop reading... so sad...

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
PJNF: Sweet! I suck at spelling anyway!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

I'M A KUNOICHI AND PROUD OF IT! BELIEVE IT!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say NIGHTWISH
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say Im DIFFERENT
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho,

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you are 110 percent OBSESSED with NejiTen and you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you think F.B.I stands for Funny Bunny Investigations copy and paste this into your profile.

Ok, I don't really like Yaoi or Yuri but this was just plain sad...

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in by favor?!”

“I’m not random I just have many thoughts.”

“I hear voices and they don’t like you.”

‘The earth is blue like an orange…”

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”

"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."

"Evil Beware; we have waffles."

When in doubt we fight using fish!

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
You mother-fucking sonuva bitch!

I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN,freakyanimegal456, Dragoness-of-Air13
LSM: I agree so much w/ that! My mom is trying to force me out of it though... oh, welll... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ahem (has random fits of laughter)
Jay: Are you on crack?
LSM: shify eyes Maybe...
Jay: ...Oh dear Kami... she's worse than Moses... well then again maybe not...
LSM: Really? THANKS JAY!
Jay: ...

Tactics rock! If you are obsessed with Tactics copy and paste this into your profile!
Haruka: Well it's about time we come in here...
LSM: Sup Haruka! Where's Kantarou?
Naruto: Who?
Haruka: He's coming... oh and Naruto... run...
Naruto: Eh?
Haruka: Kantarou might try to dissect you when he comes here... or worse make a contract...
LSM: Can he make a contract? I mean, Naruto only has a demon inside him.
Haruka: If anyone can do it Kantarou can.
Naruto: What the hell's going on?
Me: Uh... You're doomed.
Kantarou: I'm heeeeeeeere! Oh, who's this?
Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki!
Kantarou: Hmm, interesting... If you could come here for a minute... (glint in eye)
LSM: I bet he's gonna make the contract...
Haruka: Indeed.
Jay: Hmm, this should be fun to watch!
LSM: I have a question. Isn't all Kantarou has to do is lure Naruto with a boul of ramen?
Jay: ...That would be fairly accurate...
Kantarou: Heh, thanks for the tip
LSM: Oh, crap! Naruto run!
Kantarou: Hey Naruto. Want some ramen?
LSM: Jay get him out of here please.
Jay: Right. (drags Naruto away from Kantarou)

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech StudentsWho were lost

-If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

-Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-Murphy's Military Laws

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said comething that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copr this to your profile.

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight,copy this onto your profile.

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

If this rings a bell, or a whole chorus of 'em, copy and paste this into your profile.

HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

OoO

Do this one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile.

PJNF: Ok... I kind this kinda sappy but... I'll admit, it's cute... in it's own way.

Awesome Naruto links!:
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Kushina_Uzumaki

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Minato_Namikaze

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