Hello, my fellow earthlings, and welcome to my page. You must have been interested in one of my stories. So you tasted blood and you want more. Well, my friend, that story was just one small fraction of the main attraction. So become a glutton of my words and feast on what you desire; I have awaken from my dormant state and I've returned with an appetite for fiction.

For those of you who have missed me in my absence of the writing realm, I am back; and I won't be leaving for a very very long time. So enjoy my new stories and please criticize me: be as brutal as you possibly can.

I love zombies, all things zombies. Zombie kills, zombie apocalyptic situations, being a zombie, I love it all. My tastes have changed and I am not much of a Twilight fan anymore (more like not all) so I am debating deleting Here's Your Damned Diary. If this thoroughly upsets you, send me a private message or review the story with your plea to save it. If I do not hear from anyone by February 28th, 2011, the story will be removed.

To Be Expected: Chapter Three of The Rocky Horror Fiction Show, Chapter Three of Vs. Me, a Pheonix Wright/Adventure Time crossover, an Adventure Time Christmas special, Chapter Three of Ending G, and a Dawn of the Dead story.

A Personal Update: I'm currently running over a speedbump in my creativity due to disruptive and self-destructive throughts. Until I fight through this depression -_- I will not be updating anything. It very well won't be until after Christmas that I will update. Even after that, I will be moving the week afterward, so it may not be until the new year that you hear from good ol' DinoTor. For the people who do keep up with my work, I deeply apologize, but for most fanfictioneers, this doesn't really affect them! So I'm mainly speaking to my two readers of Vs. Me. Sorry guys /:

Also, check out my Fiction Press account where I post my original stories (excluding Dance, Dance, Disaster which will most likely be deleted) :

http://www.fictionpress.com/~friendlyneighborhooddinotor

Movies: Favorite Musical- Repo! The Genetic Opera/Rocky Horror Picture Show Favorite Animated- Up Favorite Horror- Day of the Dead Favorite Action- The Dark Knight Favorite Comedy- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Video Games: Guitar Hero I II & III, Kingdom Hearts I & II, Crash Bandicoot, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Megaman 2, and Splatterhouse (Arcade)

Music: Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, August Christopher, Fall Out Boy, Mayday Parade, Evanesence, Seether, Tenacious D, Family Force 5, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, Cartel, The Fratellis, Funeral for a Friend, Hollywood Undead, System of a Down, The Used, Killswitch Engage, Papa Roach, Simple Plan, Theory of a Deadman, 30 Seconds to Mars, Asking Alexandria, A Day to Remember, Attack Attack!, Never Shout Never, eatmewhilei'mhot, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, 3OH!3, InnerPartySystem, Muse, Maroon 5, Manchester Orchestra, and more seems to escape my memory

Obsessions with certain individuals: George A. Romero (Movie director/screenwriter)- "King of the Zombies", directed all the good "Of the Dead" movies. Super cool in person ^.^ Michael Cera (Actor)- He's just so adorable, I would really enjoy his hand in marriage (don't tell my guy friends!) He's a great actor, every movie he stars in is superb. Darren Bousman (Director)- Directed many Saw movies- for which I applaud his specialty in gore- and directed one of the greatest musicals of all time: Repo! My goal is to hunt him down and beg for a sequel. Corpse Monger (AKA Mike D. Wasion)- One of the greatest writers I have ever stumbled upon. He has become a great inspiration to me in my writings. Once I am out of my slump, my writings will be just as ruthless and gorey and deliciously alluring as his. Never, though, will mine be as well written.

Just Because everyone has at least one... A survey:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

“That’s how I lure her over here, Since I’m afraid to go out…” (In hindsight, that sounds creepy)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V

Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

3:25

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:36

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Dead Man’s Chest, my younger brother ranting about his first missing tooth, and his stuttering friend telling his own mouth stories.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Asking Dad to get food for the family

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Stalking someone’s profile, where I got this survey.

9. What are you wearing?

School gym shorts from last year, Long sleeved sleep shirt, no shoes.

10. Did you dream last night?

Oh the usual, my old stalker finds me again, kidnaps me, things go sour.

11.When did you last laugh?

I don’t know, I laugh at least 95% of my day.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in.

Picture frames with artwork and fake people that we haven’t filled with our own pictures yet.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother swallowed his tooth…

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting, I like the other girl’s answers better though.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World for the umpteenth time. God… What a good movie –drools- o.o I-I wasn’t drooling over Michael Cera, who my father thinks is gay. ^^’

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Give some of it away, buy hard to find movies and video games. Throw parties. Pay certain celebrities to pay me a visit.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

Well you don’t know me, there’s a lot of things I could tell you right now. But I don’t need to tell you I’m a smart ass.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would rid the world of homophobia.

19. Do you like to dance?

I give lap dances to my friends. Other than that, I dance when no one is looking.

20. George Bush:

Lol.

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?

Eh, Maybe. Maybe not.

22.What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

This question… Is... Awkward…