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Author has written 64 stories for Ironman, Avatar: Last Airbender, Storm Hawks, Ouran High School Host Club, X-Men: Evolution, StarTrek: Voyager, Reboot, X-Files, Star Trek: 2009, Misc. Comics, Princess and the Frog, Kim Possible, Hellboy, Ben 10, Megamind, Young Justice, Dragon Ball Z, Sym-Bionic Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist, You're Beautiful/미남이시네요, and How to Train Your Dragon. The author formerly known as a million damn things no one cares about. You can call me Memlu - Miz Mem if you're nasty. My favorite Green Lantern is Guy Gardner, which probably tells you everything you need to know about me as a person. Anything you need to know about me as a writer can be summed up thusly: I love all the ladies. Manpain bores me. My OTP formula is Badass Lady/Doofy Guy, but sometimes I like to mix it up: Badass Lady/Doofy Lady is also a delight. Dialogue is the best, the best! My specialties are character pieces, comedy, and kissing stories, so don't be too surprised if that's all you get from me. Boom, knowledge bomb dropped. Just noticed FFN royally mucked up my formatting. I'm going through and fixing errors, but it may take me some time to do so. Thanks for your patience! | |||||||
1. How to Say It When You Mean It reviewsFuture fic. Hiccup tries and tries and tries to propose to Astrid, but it just doesn't seem to come out right. Surely his friends can give him some useful and definitely not at all terrible advice.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-30-11 - Hiccup & Astrid - Complete2. The Queen's Guard reviewsFuture fic. As for the queen, there were some who wondered if her relationship with the captain of her guard did not stand in the way of a marriage for the throne.Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-11 - Ilana L. & Lance L. - Complete3. Here and There, Now and Then reviewsPost-series. Tomorrow she will write another letter. For now, Minyeo listens to the rain.You're Beautiful/미남이시네요 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-11 - Go Minam - Complete4. Known Then and Now reviewsIn the grips of fever, Lanfan receives a guest.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-11 - Lan Fan - Complete5. Crosshair reviewsThey might be friends now, but Lance hasn't forgotten exactly who Ilana is or what it is he owes her. Lance x Ilana.Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-27-11 - Lance L. & Ilana L. - Complete6. Some Sunny Day reviewsCross Epoch. The last he'd seen her, Bulma had thrown him a series of obscene hand gestures out the window of a police shuttle, hideously attractive in her rage. BV.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-27-11 - Bulma & Vegeta - Complete7. Such Vast Deserts We Cross reviewsM'gann turns matchmaker for Wally and Dick, but nothing plays out quite like she expects it to. MMSB, RKF.Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-11 - Megan M./Miss Martian & Conner K./Superboy - Complete8. Our Beautiful Tomorrow » reviewsAU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 11-16-10 - Roxanne R. & Megamind9. But Once a Year reviewsPre-film. Minion brings Megamind a birthday gift. Kidnapping Miss Ritchi always did cheer him up.Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-17-10 - Roxanne R. & Megamind - Complete10. Two Steps reviewsPost-film. When Roxanne, age ten, planned her life, she figured she'd have two kids by thirty-seven. That's not how it works out.Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-7-10 - Roxanne R. & Megamind11. Moving So Gracious » reviewsPre-film. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get feelings. Or: six times Megamind checked out Roxanne's derriere.Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 12-2-10 - Published: 11-28-10 - Megamind & Roxanne R. - Complete12. S Magnifique reviewsTiana is lighter on her feet than she realizes. Naveen hopes to show her.Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-10 - Prince Naveen & Tiana - Complete13. Blue Skies and Sunshine » reviewsA completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 272 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 12-13-09 - Tiana & Prince Naveen - Complete14. There Should Be More Kissing » reviewsMovieverse. A series of unrelated vignettes starring Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, and everyone's favorite third wheel, Unresolved Sexual Tension.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 11-28-10 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete15. Baby, Be Bad » reviewsPost-film. At last, Megamind has Roxanne right where he wants her. But Roxanne has Megamind where she wants him, too.Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-25-10 - Published: 11-24-10 - Roxanne R. & Megamind - Complete16. Me, the Night, and You reviewsPost-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 11-21-10 - Roxanne R. & Megamind - Complete17. Twenty Years reviewsFuturefic. Just another thrilling Friday evening for Roxanne Ritchi.Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-18-10 - Roxanne R. & Megamind - Complete18. No More Fooling Around reviewsAlien Force. GK. Oh my God, Gwen thought, we're going to be doing this when I'm thirty.Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-10 - Gwen T. & Kevin - Complete19. The Thing with Teeth reviewsMovieverse. Liz meets a vampire.Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-10 - Liz S. & Hellboy - Complete20. Salamander reviewsMovieverse. "Then came the 'Pittsburgh Incident' of 2002. The only survivors: Liz Sherman and Hellboy."Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-23-10 - Liz S. & Hellboy - Complete21. Some Sweetness Going Around » reviewsA drabble collection. What You Do With What You Get: The people of New Orleans aren't accustomed to snow.Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-23-10 - Published: 2-22-10 - Tiana & Prince Naveen22. Prince Under Foot reviewsTiana cooks. Naveen helps.Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-3-10 - Prince Naveen & Tiana - Complete23. Greatest Scheme Ever » reviewsA small collection of vignettes starring everyone's favorite self-declared evil genius and lippy sidekick. Back to the Basics: "Behold, Shego! The first step in my new regimen to rediscover the tiny things that make evil so bad!"Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-26-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Drakken & Shego24. Two Sips of Wine reviewsSix times Tiana and Naveen kissed, or: scenes from a marriage.Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-25-10 - Tiana & Prince Naveen - Complete25. Radio Silence reviewsSometimes you have to cool your head before you can kiss and make up.Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-9-10 - Tiana & Prince Naveen - Complete26. Luck in the New Year reviewsNew Year's Eve is nearly over and Naveen can't find Tiana anywhere.Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-31-09 - Prince Naveen & Tiana - Complete27. Elementary reviewsAndrAIa solves a mystery. 150 words.Reboot - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-09 - E. Matrix & AndrAIa - Complete28. Bytesized » reviewsA drabble collection. #28: Bob never gets the chance.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 10-18-0929. Small wonders » reviewsBabyfic, post-series. It didn't really hit Matrix until AndrAIa turned to him and said, "Do you want to hold her?"Reboot - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 10-28-09 - E. Matrix & AndrAIa - Complete30. Stitched together reviewsHe curled up in the expanse between her legs. Matrix, AndrAIa, and the morning light.Reboot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-12-09 - AndrAIa & E. Matrix - Complete31. Comes With the Meal » reviewsA drabble collection for the webcomic "Shortpacked!" #2: Amber, Mike, and the long flight home. Post-NYC.Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-0932. The Fistbump is NonOptional reviewsPost-film, gen. "Dude," Kirk said, hefting his fist. "Fistbump."Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-3-09 - J. Kirk - Complete33. Oh Two Hundred reviewsAt 1832 hours, stardate 2259.31, the U.S.S. Enterprise intercepted a signal of unknown origin on the outskirts of a small binary star system, devoid of inhabitable and uninhabitable satellites alike. A Nyota-centric character study.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete34. The Second Child reviewsKidfic, post-film. Like most children, Amanda entertained a certain fondness for stories about herself.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete35. A Series of Educational Experiences » reviewsSpock finds humanity's obsession with sex and its particulars to be nothing short of thoroughly perplexing.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-27-09 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete36. Quick Draw McBob reviewsHe leaned against the bar and busted out his most charming smile, all smooth lines and intriguing shadows. "You're a hard woman to find, Ms Matrix." Or: Bob and Dot head to the wild west.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-09 - Dot M. & Bob - Complete37. house reviewsCrossover with House of Leaves. "Scully," he said. "I found the house."X-Files - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-09 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete38. An intimate exchange reviewsAndrAIa wants to know what this thing called "kissing" is. Enzo does his best to explain.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-09 - E. Matrix & AndrAIa - Complete39. 100 Stones » reviewsA drabble collection. 14: Toph shows Mai and Zuko's daughter the ropes.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 9-9-0940. Ties her own shoes reviewsAndrAIa can take care of herself.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-09 - E. Matrix & AndrAIa - Complete41. Turnabout reviewsFor Kataang Week, Winter 2009 Edition. It is Katara's humble and impartial opinion that Aang should put a shirt on.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-22-09 - Katara & Aang - Complete42. Mustachio reviewsMatrix's first real beard could use some work, AndrAIa thinks.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-09 - AndrAIa & E. Matrix - Complete43. Game On reviewsZuko isn't exactly the best pai sho player around. Mai isn't exactly impressed.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-20-09 - Zuko & Mai - Complete44. Cool waters reviewsAndrAIa left much to be with Enzo.Reboot - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-09 - AndrAIa & E. Matrix - Complete45. Such trials reviewsIn the wind garden of the Western Air Temple, Kyoshi laid her grievances before Avatar Yangchen.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete46. Her Healing Embrace reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. There was a certain deliberate stiffness to the way he held his back, flat there in the dirt.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-09 - Katara & Aang - Complete47. Five passions, in no particular order reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. A brief selection of Katara's passions.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-09 - Katara & Aang - Complete48. Hitsuzen reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. All things occur for a reason.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-09 - Aang & Katara - Complete49. Descent reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. Katara is looking for her husband. Koh knows where he is.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-09 - Katara - Complete50. The How and the Why of It reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. Uncle Sokka says Haibo has a natural curiosity. Kidfic.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-09 - Aang & Katara - Complete51. Homecoming reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. Aang returns home. Futurefic.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-09 - Aang & Katara - Complete52. Mischief: Managed reviewsFor Kataang Week, Summer 2009 Edition. Aang and Katara do not blow up a mountain.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-21-09 - Katara & Aang - Complete53. A Point of Weakness reviewsAzula permits Ty Lee the privilege of her attention.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-09 - Azula & Ty Lee - Complete54. Hunter's Moon reviewsMiss Hama has much to do. Spoilers for "The Puppetmaster."Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-09 - Hama - Complete55. The Face Stealer's Welcome reviewsKoh receives a guest.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete56. Far to Go reviewsMiral Torres and her daughter, B'Elanna.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - B. Torres - Complete57. Things That Follow reviewsAliens make Paris and Torres do it. This is the fall-out. Divergent from canon pre-"Blood Fever."StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-09 - B. Torres & T. Paris - Complete58. Sweet As reviewsHe wants to feed Kitty potato soup and Thüringer and krautfleckerl, pizza and chocolate cake and double-decker cheeseburgers with all the fixings. Shameless Kurtty fluff.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-26-09 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. & Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete59. The butterwasp and the blooming sky tulip reviewsOne late, wintry evening at the port at the mouth of Shao-chuan, Iroh studied his jasmine tea and said to Zuko, "Have I ever told you of the butterwasp and the blooming sky tulip?"Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-4-09 - Iroh & Zuko - Complete60. Your bruising heart reviewsPerhaps it had been a mistake to offer the ticket to Tamaki. Established relationship.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-09 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S. - Complete61. Brave Like Finn reviewsJunko isn't brave like Finn. JxFStorm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-09 - Junko & Finn - Complete62. Four Times Sokka and Toph Drank Irresponsibly reviewsLadies and gentlemen, may I present to you our reigning barfight champion, Toph! Bei! Foooooong.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-2-09 - Sokka & Toph - Complete63. Monday, Monday reviewsMovieverse. This is the tragedy of Pepper's life. Complete.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-08 - Complete64. The City of Los Angeles v Iron Man reviewsMovieverse. "This is ridiculous," says Tony. "They're suing me for doing my job?" "Technically," Pepper says, "it's not your job." Complete.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-9-08 - Complete