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Author has written 23 stories for Song of the Lioness, Indiana Jones, Speed Racer, Kingdom Hearts, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Dresden Files, Ironman, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yami no Matsuei, X-overs, Artemis Fowl, Chuck, Mercedes Lackey, and House, M.D.. When life gives you lemons, squirt the juices into the eyes of your enemies!! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and drive people crazy trying to figure out how you did it. When life gives you lemons, throw them at rabid fangirls to escape. I'm a guy. That's right, a guy, and i'm straight. All of the yaoi i have written is for my very best friend, whom i call Sarcasm, and she's awesome, this is a present for you! And these are her favorite pairings Leon/Cloud-i actually like this one,which scares me Zexion/demyx Axel/Rikas Reno/rude Sora/riku-this one would be cute Kakashi/iruka Byakuya/renji Kyo/yuki-they ARE cousins neji/kankuro saskuke/naruto-sooo wrong danny/dash-lol kanda/allen lavi/tiki Twins (host club)-the incest, it burns honey/mori-more laughter twins (harry potter)-ack harry/draco-pfth kazahaya/rikou light/L vincent/sid ichigo/shico ichigo/ishida yunichika/ikkaka riadon/genma deidara/sausori kotetsu/izumo joey/kaiba-lol matt/mello rei/kai rae/eclipse-i can see this one so much havoc/fuery ed/ray ed/russel itachi/kisame marek/bakura-more lol And now it's awesome Favorite Quote Time!! "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein In God we trust; all others must pay cash. "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein "I can resist everything except temptation." Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde. "I intend to live forever. So far, so good." Short and funny quote by, Steven Wright. "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Short and funny quote by, Anonymous. "Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Short and funny quote by, Will Rogers. "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." Stephen King "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown "Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff." Steven Wright Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Is the fear of flying groundless? "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks "Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families" "All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible. Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse? Mayor Quimby “Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. (Humphrey Bogart) "Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever. Anonymous "curse" on book thieves from the monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona, Spain Their gaze met for a few seconds. The exchange was as warm and friendly as a pair of automated range finders getting a mutual target lock. Dan Abnett (2000). First & Only, Games Workshop In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe) I would also like to give credit to my other friend, whom i post things for to let everyone know what an amazing author she is and how crazy funny she is. Her's are: Angst- This one was deleted all because some loser decided that she didn't like it!! Fangirls in Wonderland Fangirls of Darkness Marcone in Love The Great Angst Off A Hacker's Dream A New Brother Halloween Three to Two They are all by the awesome person known as Reason I also wanted to point out that she and i are the people that the two main characters in fangirls in wonderland are based off of. i was made into a girl :( so that it would be fangirls in wonderland, not fanpeople in wonderland. We're also thinking of starting a web comic, but can't decide what to name it. Right now it's the anime thingy mawhatsit. Our characters are way cool. Mine is a Holy Knight named Tory LaFist(and my character is a guy), A necromancer named John Doe, A Zebra Person named Floppy(who looks scary good in a Tux), a vampire named Daren Peters, and Liz Ele who is a telepath, and a telekinetic, she can move shit with her mind. It also involves a Holy Spatula and some sex crazed ghosts, and lots of craziness | |||||||||||
1. Sakura » reviewsSeto finds Joey under a Sakura tree years after high school and realizes that he wants him. Joey had other plans. Rated for sexYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-17-09 - Published: 9-3-08 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K.2. A New Brother » reviewsHe appeared out of nowhere, this mad man who claims to be a wizard. And they are related, though House can't really see how.Crossover - House, M.D. & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-09 - G. House3. Halloween » reviewsThey just wanted thier last Halloween to memorable. They didn't expect to be dropped into the middle of a fantasy world that was just like the books they loved so well. Set in the Herald's world. No mary-sues!Mercedes Lackey - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-094. The Heir of Ironman » reviewsTony Stark finds someone to carry on his legacy. She's brilliant, but strange, and has enemies of her own. How will he deal with teaching her all he knows and becoming a father? Movie verseIronman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 7-24-08 - A. E. Stark/Tony5. Screwing it up » reviewsWhy did Bryce get Chuck kicked out of Stanford? And why send him the intersect? What if this went much deeper then Chuck ever thought? And why is Casey always getting in his personal bubble? chuck is trying to find the answers, but only finding more.Chuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-08 - Chuck B. & John C.6. three to two reviewsDN Angel/Case Closed/Artemis Fowl xover. What would if three of the most famous thieves all try to steal the same thing at once, and all thier rival's try to stop them?X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-087. Fangirls in Wonderland » reviewsThey find themselves in the Dresden World, unprepared for this new role. One is a crazy person with a sword, the other hears helpful voices in her head. Craziness insues. Then there's the prophesy, and some crazy rabid fangirls. Non-Mary Sue!Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 7-21-088. Marcone in Love » reviewsMarcone is a gangster in Chicago, and he always gets what he wants. Now he wants the mysterious woman who has saved the little girl he has tried so hard to heal, but will he be able to pull it off?Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 9-1-089. A Hacker's DreamA WebMage/Artemis Fowl crossover. Ravirn needs some coders who will help him, and Artemis is perfect for the job.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Published: 9-10-08 - Artemis F.10. DEX Files » reviewsA new case has sprung up, and someone is out to kill Dresden, agian. The almost blatant signs that it is a vampire attack bring out an investigator of the occult, Fox Mulder and his ever sceptical partner, Dana Scully. Dresden X-files CrossoverDresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 7-24-0811. Mutt Jones and the 10 Face Characters » reviewsChasing after his father on another crazy adventure, he finally discovers who he is. He is a Jones, bland professor by day, and daredevil by night, but first he must save his father, agian. Warning: Spoilers for newest movie! MuttxOCIndiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 5-25-0812. Flan and CherriesSeto runs into Joey in a cafe. He decides to pursue the blond. But there are a few things in his way. A devoted boy friend, and obsessed best friend, and Joey's hate for him. SxJYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Published: 9-3-08 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi13. CIA » reviewsa cat burgler has broken in to Kaiba Corp and stolen something dangerous. Only Joey has the knowledge to find the object and catch the thief. Eventual SxJ, rated for sex in later chaptersYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-08 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi14. Gift Wrapped reviewsMokuba gets his brother an unusual christmas present. Joey, tied up in pink ribbon. PWP, shameless smut and all that...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-08 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi15. A Simple Dare » reviewsIt started out as a Dare. Joey never wanted it to end up like this, but who knew that Kaiba would say yes? JxS Warning-Lemon,Lime, boy on boy love, don't like don't read!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi16. The Great Angst off reviewsCharacters from many books gather together in the room of requirement to talk about how much there life sucksX-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-0817. A Strange Coincidence reviewsFruits basket x Decendents of Darkness crossover. Pure awesomness!Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-0818. Fangirls of DarknessWhat if fangirls could find a way through the dimensional barrier?Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Published: 8-8-0819. Deductive Magic » reviewsWhat would happen if the elves from Bedlam's Bard needed Conan's help? And how would Conan react? Mercedes Lackey/Case Closed CrossoverDetective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-10-08 - Conan E.20. Zexy is Sexy reviewsTifa decides that Demyx and Zexion need to realize that they are meant to be, so she gives Demyx a little present. yaoi, rated M for a reasonKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-9-08 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete21. Strange Dreams reviewsCloud crawls into his bed one night, and he think's it's all a dream. And wait is Cloud wearing a dress? yaoi CloudxLeon don't like don't read, i warned you!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-08 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L. - Complete22. Musing of A Masked Driver reviewsBased on the TV show. What goes through X's mind as he watches his brother race? What is he really thinking when his brother wins the race at his Sacrifice? Short but awesome!Speed Racer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete23. Are you sure this isn't a dream? » reviewsShe wasn't sure what she wanted, but she got that funny feeling everytime he came into view. SandryxBriar warning:Lemon in 2nd ChapterSong of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-11-08 - Circle of Magic - Complete
