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Author has written 40 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

NAME: Demonprosecutor - I'm not gonna tell you my real name!! Mwa ha ha..
AGE: Somewhere between 0 and 1000. I couldn't be bothered to count! :)
BIRTHDATE: The day I was born.
EYE COLOUR: Yes
HAIR COLOUR: Yes
SPECIES: Still trying to figure that one out.
GENDER: Guess. You have a fifty percent chance of being right.
LIKES: Eating, sleeping, DS-ing, reading, fanfiction-ing, irritating my friends, writing stupid profiles that no-one reads, and coming up with the randomest stuff, e.g. me and my friends have a theory that we are a mirror image of a world that doesn't exist. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?!
DISLIKES: Working and talking to people I can't stand.
FANFIC SUBJECTS: Only Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice so far, but who knows what the future has in store? Hopefully, it has a lottery win.
PAIRINGS: I love Miego, Feenris and Pocky - Wocky and Pearl (They're so cute together! I don't care if they've never met.) More awesome pairings: Oldbag and Edgeworth (Take that, Edgey!), Ema and Edgeworth (Go fangirls!), Gumshoe and Maggey, Gumshoe and Franny, Daryan/Ema (why not?) and basically everything else. Klema's OK, but please, no more repetative Klema fanfics. ): The only pairings I really dislike are Klapollo, Gavincest, Franzworth and Trolly (hee hee - Trolly). Can't stand them.
LOCATION: Either Wright & Co. Law Offices or the mansion I share with my fioncee, Miles Edgeworth. What, I can dream, right?!

http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/55158/11436989/1/#16329503 - if you want to try out Ace Attorney, this is the place to start! And if you've done it before, you'll love it too. :) You can join in a current case, or make up your own for others to join in with. We're just getting off our feet, so we need as much help as we can get! As I'm not always able to get online, you can also talk to Fire Emblem Mew Mew, MSN on demonprosecutor@hotmail.com or post a message at demonprosecutor.synthasite.com.

My DA: http://demonprosecutor.deviantart.com/

Polls:

Favourite Fey Family Member:
Maya - 7
Mia - 3
Pearl - 3
Iris - 2
Everyone Else Got Zilch.

You're On A Desert Island. You Can Only Save One Man - Phoenix, Edgeworth or Apollo?
Edgey - 2
Feenie - 1
Polly - 1
Indifferent - 1

Favourite AJ Defenfant:
Phoenix - 7
Wocky - 2
Vera - 1
Machi - 0

Am I a guy or a girl?
Girl - 10
Guy - 1

Do you hate when people write teh instead of the?
Yes - 5
No - 2

If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?
A knife, cutting things and making them easier to understand - 1
A whisk, mixing things up and combining them, for better or worse - 1
A sieve, splitting up the facts and making them smooth - 3
A spatula, scraping the burnt remains of a disaster away so that you can start anew - 3
What the hell are you talking about, demonprosecutor? - 5

Yout favourite prosecutors are...
Miles Edgeworth: 10
Franzy von K / Godot: 9
Klavier Gavin: 8
Manny von K / Winston Payne: 0

Quotes - All of this actually happened.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!
~My friend, officially known as DuckLady from this moment forth~

I went to the pencil museum today - it was awesome!
~My other friend, officially known as Sabre from this moment forth~

DP: That was random.
HG: Yeah, it was.
DP: What was?
HG: I don't know.
~Me and my other other friend, officially know as HurdyGurdy from this moment forth, while on a bus journey~

DP: You're not making any sense!
DL: Me neither.
~Me and DuckLady while wandering around trying to find Sabre (see quote 2)~

TD: I finally managed to talk to that guy for the first time today...but I messed it up.
HG: What did you say?
TD: I asked him what his shoe size was.
DP: Greatest. Chat-up Line. Ever.
~Me, HurdyGurdy and my other other other friend officially known as TheDoctor from this moment forth~

WM: DOUGHNUTS!
EOY: Be calm and relaxed and DOUGHNUTS!!
~WindMill and EyesOnYou while walking past a doughnut stand~

PN: I am a ninja with imensity called ninja with imensity.
~Pegninja while doing nothing in particular~

DP: Peg?
PN: Yes?
DP: I have nothing to say.
~Me and Pegninja while being bored~

PN: Where's my notebook?! Your notebook?! OUR notebook?!
~Pegninja while looking for a notebook~

PN: Everyone will die from my neatness!
~Pegninja while writing something she thought was neat~

PN: Why have I got a turtle on my head?
PN LATER: Have I still got a turtle on my head?
PN EVEN LATER: The person behind me will probably say: "My view is obstructed by a turtle."
~Pegninja after I put a paper turtle on her head~

P1: What two things do you need in life?
P2: A good pair of shoes and a bed.
P1: No: music and love.
P2: You can make music with a good pair of shoes!
P3: And you can make love in a bed.
~Pegninja's friends who I don't know~

PN: Which chocolate bar should I have?
DP: The Mars Bar has fewer calories.
PN: I'll have the Twix then.
~Pegninja and I trying to choose between chocolate bars~

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1. Manners Make a Man » reviews
When Wocky's mood swings get too much to bear, he is sent to Kurain Village for some classes in being polite... WockyxPearl, AJ timezone
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 7-30-09 - Pearl F. & Wocky K.

2. Turnabout Tables reviews
Multichapter story; as Edgeworth's date all goes wrong, a new case brings back some miserable school memories for Phoenix and his little trio.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-25-09 - Phoenix W./Nick & Miles E.

3. Everyone Loves Shopping » reviews
Two shopping sprees, seven years apart, set off many memories in Phoenix's mind. A trip to the past follows - MayaxPhoenix!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 34,907 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 8-5-08

4. The Round Robin reviews
The Wright Anything Agency celebrate Christmas with angry Round Robins, confusing deliveries of Christmas cards, disasterous carol-singing outings, and anything else I can think of. Happy Holidays
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-08

5. Why Science and Music Don't Mix » reviews
Three cheers for the worst title ever! :D This is a Daryan/Ema story, cause there aren't enough of these about.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 11-16-08 - Daryan C. & Ema S.

6. Summer Camp » reviews
Trucy is forced to go to summer camp against her will, where she meets many other AA characters and their children. Hopefully, the story will be better than this feeble excuse for a summary - :D
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 9-5-08

7. Madness To The Power Of Three reviews
WORST TITLE EVER! A collection of Larry, Miles, Phoenix childhood fics - or it will be when I write more.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-08

8. Letters » reviews
A collection of letters leading you through the lives of Mia and Diego - SPOILERS! D Miego
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 9-24-08

9. Living The Dream » reviews
All Phoenix fans dream of living the life of everyone's favourite spiky-haired attorney. What happens when Demon Prosecutor swaps places with him? Read on to find out! Crackfic, most probably. SPOILERS for PW:AA. Not sure about genres.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 8-28-08

10. Hobos, Hats and Horrendous Hairsyles » reviews
A collection of Apollo Justice crack drabbles. Probable spoilers for AJ. Requests not only accepted but encouraged! T to be safe on Chapter 3.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 8-3-08

11. What If reviews
What if Phoenix had lost Farewell My Turnabout? Oneshot, possibly drabble collection later on. *SPOILERS* For FMT
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-08

12. Turnabout Chemisty » reviews
A chemistry teacher is killed in a school playground. Two bullets, one gun with one shot fired. Who gets the case? Apollo. Obviously.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-23-08

13. The Example reviews
Sort of Klavier/Ema. Klavier gives my OC, Richard, tips on flirting using Ema as an example.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-31-08

14. The Day We Blew Up The Universe reviews
Ema, Trucy, Phoenix and Apollo decide to blow up the universe. Guess what, it's crack. But not as crackish as I thought it would be. Anyway, enjoy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete

15. Believe reviews
A Seven Years Later fic. Maya/Phoenix, if you want. Oneshot, sort of cheesy! :D I'm not sure about the genres.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete

16. Rumours » reviews
PW characters from all games together at a chat room, where a rumour begins, leading to a web of rumours. Mega spoilers for all games.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 5-25-08

17. The Dinner Party reviews
Phoenix and Trucy decide to throw a dinner party with the help of Ema and Apollo. Quite a bit of Klema, though not an entirely Klema fic. Spoliers for AJ. K to be safe.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete

18. Ace Athletes: The Olympics reviews
It's that time of year again and seven of our Ace Attorney friends have gathered together to celebrate the Olympics. Pairings: KlavierxEma Klema ;
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-08

19. Confronting Memories » reviews
Miles Edgeworth sits on the steps leading up to the court - and sees a man he recognises...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-08

20. Turnabout Travellers » reviews
A long story in short chapters about Phoenix, Edgeworth, Maya, Gumshoe, Larry and Pearl going on holiday to Wales... May include SPOILERS for all 3 PW games.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 5-14-08

21. The Wocky Chronicles » reviews
A collection of crackfic drabbles dedicated to Wocky Kitaki! Possible Turnabout Corner spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 8-1-08

22. The Lovelife of Our Favourite Detective reviews
Detective Gumshoe finds a few surprises at work one day. Rated T to be very. very safe.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete

23. Correspondence With The Past » reviews
Phoenix decides it's time to do that task he's been dreading for seven years. SPOILERS for ALL GAMES.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-28-08

24. Chocolate Box » reviews
What would the PW characters be like if they were chocolates? SPOILERS for Trials and Tribulations. Answers on chapter two.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 6-10-08

25. Charly the Witness » reviews
One more witness is called to the stand during Turnabout Sisters ... Charly the Plant!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-11-08

26. Happy Days » reviews
Phoenix and Miles reminisce about the time that Larry got stuck in a public loo. PURE RANDOM BOREDOM.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-08

27. The Defence Looks Like a Chicken reviews
A crackfic about a weird day at court...lots of nasty insults, e.g. YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-4-08 - Complete

28. Revision » reviews
Phoenix invites the gang round for some revision help when Maya's exams cause some difficulty. Some spoilers for 3:5
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-30-08

29. Essays » reviews
Basically a bunch of very short essays written by PW 1,2 and 3 characters when they were nine. Possible spoilers. Chapter one is just an intro.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-08

30. Love by Larry reviews
Larry's opinion on love. Set some time after the First Turnabout.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete

31. Denial reviews
Edgeworth's reactions after a nightmare about DL-6. Set before Turnabout Goodbyes.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete

32. Madness reviews
Short story about what's going on in "Dr" Hotti's mind, because I think he gets left out too much.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete

33. Boredom » reviews
Maya gets bored while waiting in the lobby during a trial.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete

34. Jealousy reviews
Franziska von Karma sits in her office waiting for the next trial.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-08 - Complete

35. Loss
The phone rang. She looked up from her book. Sliding her shell bookmark into place, she put her book down and walked over." Shocking news awaits Adrian Andrews. Slight Adrian/Celeste. PW:JFA:C5 spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete

36. Top Ten Painful Moments reviews
Godot summarizes his top ten most emotionally/physically painful moments from Mia's first case to being put in prison.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-08

37. Hate reviews
A oneshot re-telling of the DL6 incident from Von Karma's POV
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete

38. Envy reviews
Phoenix wants Edgeworth's shiny red car.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete

39. The New Computer reviews
Disaster strikes when Phoenix gets a new computer.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete

40. Of Mia reviews
A poem about Mia written by Godot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete

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