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| Mortal Anonymous |
Author has written 55 stories for Invader Zim, Midori Days, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Sesame Street, Muppets Tonight, King Of The Hill, SpongeBob SquarePants, Looney Tunes, Naruto, Simpsons, South Park, Recess, Arthur, Fairly OddParents, Beauty and the Beast, Ratatouille, Happy Tree Friends, WordGirl, Peanuts, Phineas and Ferb, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Beavis and Butt-Head, Dan Vs., Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Tiny Toon Adventures, Regular Show, Soul Eater, and Venture Brothers. Gender: Female Age: 21 Current obsession: The Muppets (70s era...never the 00s) And now for my life's story! Ha ha. But seriously, in case you're curious, here's a little summary of me. Although I do it a lot, writing is only my hobby. I also draw cartoons as a pass-time, but I plan to be a voice actor now that I'm out of college. I play video games and waste away at the computer. I collect plushies, glass balls, DVDs and random other things. I myself am almost completely random and am the queen of reference humor. And when I can, I'll do the voice of any situation-appropriate character. Halloween is my favorite holiday because I get to cosplay and act like a geek without getting stared at. Speaking of cosplay, I go to Tora-con every year. Anime is awesome. In general, I much prefer animation to real life productions, be it an American or Japanese cartoon. But as to my fics: True-to-episode format is what I go for. I do not believe in making a show unnecessarily angsty or tragic, especially if it was a comedy to begin with, and I despise self-inserts. Oh, and I will not write unless I have familiarized myself thoroughly with the media, so hopefully no worries about OOC-ness. I enjoy writing mostly for whatever I'm currently obsessed with. But if the inspiration bug bites me, I'll write for anything, even those idiotic new shows like Adventure Time or The Amazing World of Gumball. No offense if you like those. Mostly however, and please excuse the cheese, I just enjoy writing for the readers' enjoyment. I have a wide range of theme, so there's sure to be something for everyone. Dig in! = ) Oh, and I randomly decided to try one of these things, just for the heck of it: Quick, pick 12 random Phineas and Ferb characters! 1) Carl 2) Perry 3) Major Monogram 4) Doofenshmirtz 5) Baljeet 6) Phineas 7) Lawrence 8) Candace 9) Stacey 10) Jeremy 11) Linda 12) Django 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? LOL, not to my knowledge..XD 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? (blush) Oh, yes, EXTREMELY hot. 3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Everyone would be like “What happened to Jeremy?!” And Jeremy would be sad and confused. 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? No, sadly, no one seems to remember her.. = ( 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Er, maybe, if Phineas had a clue about romance and Perry liked docile relationships. I think they’re good with the fluffy family relationship they’ve got now though. 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Baljeet and Stacey or Baljeet and Jeremy? Wow, Baljeet’s got a thing for the older kids huh? Well, honestly, he doesn’t know either of them well enough, but if he did, I think Stacey’d care too much about fashion and would annoy Baljeet, while Jeremy…I dunno, he just doesn’t seem right. 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? He would faint. And when he woke up he would say, "My, this is a rather odd spot for a nap, isn't it? Oh, Candace, there you are. You know, I just had the most peculiar dream..." 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Uh...Monogram decides that Carl is being too whiny, and so fires him and then hires Jeremy off the street. Jeremy has no idea what he’s doing, but he does what he can. Monogram admires the young lad’s trying and the way he’s handled the situation, and ends up falling for Jeremy. Jeremy is creeped out by Monogram’s stereotypical advances (flowers and the like), and tries to tell him about Candace, but Monogram won’t be swayed. Carl joins Doofenschmirtz and makes him help him kick a big hole in the side of headquarters for revenge. Monogram saves Jeremy from the explosive wall debris, Jeremy is touched, they kiss, and Jeremy agrees to give their relationship a try. 9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff? Maaaaaaybe, in some far off, obscure corner of the internet. 10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic? ‘You’re Not Inherently Evil…’ 11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion? “Oh, sweet calculus!” 12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Read at risk: Phineas, Carl and Django smut! Weirdest threesome ever! 13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? “Ng-g-g-g-g-g.” 14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six? 'Destroyed Dreams', the song he sings in ‘Unfair Science Fair’, which is about teamwork and supporting friends. 15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with four! Ah, no way! I’d better go get ready! Now where did I put that retro pharmacist outfit of mine..? | |||||||
1. Binky and the Brain, and Muffy! reviewsWhile Brain and Binky go over Binky's poem, NOT seriously considering world domination, of course...a third wheel appears.Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-12 - Arthur R. & Muffy C. - Complete2. Something Something George Michael Happens reviewsLEMON WARNING! The Monarch wakes after a drinking binge to forget Dr. Girlfriend and finds Dr. Venture tied to his ceiling...er, what?Venture Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-12 - Rusty V. & Monarch3. Accidentally in Wham » reviewsThe Narrator is on vacation, which is causing problems for Word Girl. Meanwhile, The Whammer has let slip something Chuck would rather not have known. Chuck/Whammer slash.WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-8-11 - Published: 10-26-09 - Chuck & Whammer - Complete4. Surgical Love! Stein's Favorite Experiement! reviewsThings have finally settled down, so Spirit is determined to spend time bonding with Maka, meanwhile Stein is determined to spend time "bonding" with Spirit.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-22-11 - Franken Stein & Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete5. A Winner is Rigby reviewsLEMON. Rigby's sick of losing constantly, and to let off steam decides it's time for the one thing he can do better than Mordecai.Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-4-11 - Rigby & Mordecai - Complete6. Love of Evol reviewsA short about Elmyra and a girl you may remember from an episode called "Can't Buy Me Love". Her name was Rhoda, and well, I can't help but think they were made for each other. I had to bring her back for this. Intro by Buster, cameo by Fowlmouth.Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-11 - Complete7. One Froggy Afternoon reviewsBoog/Lenny. The obvious slashy conlusion to any aftermath of Strings Attached.Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-11 - Boog & Lenny - Complete8. To Love a Cap'n reviewsK'nuckles/Flapjack. When the reason why Flapjack constantly gushes over K'nuckles is finally brought to light, he's crushed by rejection and opts to get "heart-reduction surgery" so he won't care at all anymore. Now he must be saved before it happens.Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-16-11 - Complete9. Dan Vs His Crush reviewsDan/Chris. Bit of a flashback, really. Dan and Chris a couple of years ago. Dan's trying to get Chris to go out with him, but Chris is uncomfortable with being seen in a gay relationship. Dan tries to convince him the hard way, which Chris agrees to try.Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-25-11 - Dan & Chris - Complete10. What the Heck Do They DO All Day? reviewsWhen the agents are out, just what goes on around HQ? Well today, Monogram's frisky, and it looks like a good day to be Carl. Carl/Monogram lemon alert. 'Tis implied that this happens a lot.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-3-10 - Major Monogram & Carl - Complete11. Foreigners Suck reviewsBeavis and Butt-Head are annoyed by all of the foreign programming on TV, but then decide they want a foreign worker to clean up after them, so they go look for one on the highway.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-18-10 - Complete12. Following Perry reviewsThe kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-10-10 - Perry & Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete13. Honest Eds reviewsAfter yet another failed scam ending in pain, Double D convinces Eddy to try, gasp, the HONEST approach!Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-10 - Eddy - Complete14. How Do I Loathe Thee? reviewsPhineas and Ferb build a bungee jump ride that's as tall as the moon; Stacey forces Candace to take a REAL day off, and Doofenshmirtz seems to be coming up with more and more frivolous plots. Warning:Dooferry ahead.Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-1-10 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz & Perry - Complete15. Serendipitous reviewsStick with us, cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it. PHINEAS/FERB LEMON WARNING!Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 1-23-10 - Phineas & Ferb - Complete16. Gold Rush reviewsThe Diggers unearth gold right under Third Street's playground! Now it's an all-out frenzy as everyone tries to hoard as much of it as possible.Recess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-09 - Complete17. Kind of Dense » reviewsPeppermint Patty/Marcie! Patty's always been kind of a blockhead, so this time around, Marcie's gotta be pretty direct.Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-28-09 - Complete18. Fry Me a River reviewsStarring...Pop, Mole, Petunia and Nutty! Featuring...Handy, Cub, Giggles and Cro-Marmot! It's a flood, and there're going to be casualties.Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-09 - Complete19. Pin in the Neck reviewsStarring...Mole and Giggles! Featuring...Disco Bear, Cuddles, Petunia and Cro-Marmot! Mole buys a new sweater. Gore ensues.Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-09 - The Mole & Giggles - Complete20. Love is a Beautiful Scream reviewsStarring...Flippy! Featuring...Cuddles! And...Toothy! A violent, gory, SPEECHLESS introduction of the popular Flippy/Flippy ship to the series. For those of you that appreciate being in-universe.Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-09 - Flippy - Complete21. Just Do It reviewsGaston's moping about Belle again, becomes frustrated, and LeFou's only more than willing to help him out. Gaston/LeFou lemon. Warning! Warning! Warning!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete22. Canary in a Wire Cage reviewsElmer has brought home a new pet, Tweety, who's not too keen on the situation. Looney antics follow as the petulant bird is determined to make poor Elmer miserable.Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete23. Oh, Rats reviewsWhat we didn't see happen during Skinner's 'interrogation'. Linguini/Skinner.Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete24. Irksome reviewsJust a short, but rather interesting exchange in a hallway. Set whenever you want it to be. Lumiere/Cogsworth warning!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete25. Slash Mechanics 101 reviewsFor all those slash fans out there who just don't seem to know how a sponge and an octopus could do it.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-17-09 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete26. I Dream of Marshmallows reviewsNaruto-literally-forces Sasuke to try a newly invented snack. Sasuke, inexperienced with sweets, sugar rushes. What horrible things does he experience? Marshmallows, and their rabid. Beware.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete27. Sweet Chipsteen reviewsChip/Timmy. Timmy's parents are thrilled Chip wants Timmy as a boyfriend. Timmy wishes himself 16 so Chip won't get in trouble. Only now he needs to be saved from his relationship before he loses his fairies! Can Cosmo and Wanda pull it off?Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-09 - Timmy - Complete28. Crocker's Audition? reviewsWhat if Crocker had had an 'audition' on Fairy Idol?Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-09 - Crocker - Complete29. Pixies Inc, the Reprise reviewsThe pixies discover that Timmy had no right to kick them out of Fairy World because they bought it fair and square. Now they're back and ready to kick butt in the legal system! Oh, and in a super cool magic battle-race, but you don't care about that...Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-09 - Timmy - Complete30. Wand of the Cosmo reviewsAaaa! An explosion caused by stupidity! Cosmo loses his wand! Sanjay finds it and makes Timmy his boyfriend! How will Cosmo and Wanda ever get the wand back and save Timmy? And why does Crocker have a B-plot? Well, why not click already and find out?Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-09 - Timmy & Sanjay - Complete31. A Snitch Too Far reviewsEveryone is sick of Randall snitching too much,so T.J. and the gang come up with a way to stop him-by getting everyone to snitch on him! But what happens to a playground with no Snitch?Recess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-2-09 - Randall W. - Complete32. Binky and The Brain reviewsBinky writes an amusing poem about himself and The Brain. Did you ever wonder why Brain has that evil robot?Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete33. Randall reviewsRandall/Menlo. The gang wonders why Randall hasn't been snitching on anyone. They investigate and discover him spying on Menlo. Feeling guilty, TJ decides they have to try and help, which they SORT of do. Because even Randall deserves happiness, right?Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-09 - Randall W. & Menlo - Complete34. The Creeping Gayness » reviewsSLASH. A thoughtless comment by Cartman, really. Next thing you know a bough of mysterious headaches is striking South Park, and it seems that anyone who gets one turns gay. What could possibly be causing this? That's what Kyle is determined to find out!South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-23-08 - Eric Cartman & Butters S. - Complete35. Professor Frink's Very Own Character Single reviewsProfessor Frink experiments with...rap. Hey, if Mr. Burns can do it, why not him?Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-08 - Complete36. Of Marvin and Spacemen reviewsMarvin just wants to blow up this one planet, but Duck Dodgers is annoyingly adamant about stopping him...Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete37. Newspaper CaperMr. Johnson, aka Fat Blue's newspaper goes missing, and friendly, loveable detective Grover is on the case! Much to Mr. Johnson's chargrin, of course. This is the segment Sherlock mentioned seeing in my "Elmo's Words" story.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Published: 10-8-08 - Complete38. Elmo's Words reviewsSherlock Hemlock triggers curiosity for words in Elmo,who right away rushes off to the library to go bother Kermit into defining things for him. Kermit then introduces him to...the unabridged dictionary..! Uh-oh.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-08 - Complete39. Ungentlemanly Feelings reviewsEbisu comes to terms with some accidental feelings he's started having for Hayate, and tries to avoid him like crazy. Unfortunately, it's not so easy. Ebisu/Hayate Slash warning.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-08 - Ebisu & Hayate G. - Complete40. A Kristmas Karol » reviewsSelf explanitory,but Spongebob and Squidward -with Patrick- attempt to change stingy Mr. Krabs' ways when he won't give them a Christmas bonus by using a literary classic. May this plot rest in peace.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-29-08 - Complete41. The Day the Earth Was Doomed, More or Less reviewsDuring a Bugs vs. Elmer bit, a laser cannon wielded by Marvin the Martian interjects, and the two...sort of...cooperate so as to save Earth in a way only a true Looney can.Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-08 - Complete42. Prairie's Victory? reviewsPrairie Dawn prevents Cookie Monster from eating the Letter of the Day! But is this really a victory? Warning: written in the worse style of the new segments.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-08 - Complete43. What's the Distinction? » reviewsA serious-minded but humorously written Bert/Ernie. Ernie can't place a strange feeling, so Susan steps in to help him figure it out. Excited, Ernie rushes to tell Bert about it, who doesn't want to be bothered. Completely Y rated stuff.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-8-08 - Complete44. Trendy reviewsAn incident at the grocery store leaves Spongebob feeling out of style, and so he begins questing for fashion...but what happens when he finds it?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-08 - Complete45. AC Adoptor » reviewsBoomhauer is lost at sea, and gets rescued by pirates! Dale, Hank and Bill can't take Kahn's taunting on the hottest day ever, and plot to gain use of the Souphanousinphone's fancy new air conditioner.King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete46. Fever Alert! reviewsA News Flash segment involving an out-break of one of the world's most notorious and funky infections, not to mention our poor lovable victim-er, news man!Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete47. Ivan, Hoe reviewsCookie Monster's Monsterpiece Theater persona, Alastair Cookie, shows us a thrilling story about farm life. Written after I saw the title 'Ivanhoe' in the library randomly one day while thinking of Sesame Street.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete48. Jareth's Special Day reviewsGuy Smiley announces a certain something for the authoress' brother. Short, but funny.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete49. The Silly Song reviewsErnie is bored, feels like singing, and decides that Bert must be bored too. So, Ernie opts to convince Bert to sing a strange little ditty with him.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete50. I Haven't Seen the World reviewsBert doesn't understand why Ernie doesn't like world travel, so Ernie explains to him the best way he knows how: through song!Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-08 - Complete51. There Was a Young Lady Who Ate a Whole Pie reviewsKermit goes reporting once more at Don Music's, and helps the anguished artist compose his latest hit. They never should've gotten rid of Don. He was awesome.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete52. Erniiie! reviewsBert asks Ernie to not bother him while he reads his new book, and Ernie tries oh so hard to comply. Too bad they have such different definitions of 'bother'.Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete53. But Billy's Always Fine reviewsWhat if Mandy knew Billy wasn't going to be fine? This could be considered dark humor. Moved here from Grim & Evil section.Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-21-08 - Billy & Mandy - Complete54. The Other Sawamura? reviewsSeiji and Midori are taking a walk on Halloween night, and run into the scariest thing they've ever seen!Midori Days - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete55. Barbeque of Doom reviewsDib is sent to buy groceries for his dad. A simple task, but then he runs into Zim...and since when is anything simple with Zim?Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete
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