Hi. I'm Alex and I really dislike writing these things.

I'm a teenager and still at school. For now. No, I don't want to say how old I am - it sounds scarily young. Having said that, I don't really want to be any older. Being older = responsibility.

I'm probably your ex-best friend. Or a casual acquaintance who is stalking you.

I'm not a great writer and I admit that. Hell, I'm not even a great reader.

However, I do read. The fandom I read on this site is basically Shakespeare-type slash, especially Romeo & Juliet stuff. Well, it doesn't have to be slash, but it helps. Le favourite pairing is Mercutio/Tybalt, but Mercutio/Benvolio is nice too.

I also like Richard III, because however historically inaccurate it may be, it's nice that there's at least one play where the main character should not be all beautiful and stuff.

I rarely read anything else, although I may occasionally read Harry Potter fanfic and I am slightly in love with the one Land Of The Dead story I've read - a lovely Riley/Cholo thingy. SQUEEE. Um. Sorry about that.

I like old punk music, stuff that seems to somehow awaken repressed memories in fifty-year-old men's minds ("Oh, I saw them live when I was your age! You're way too young to be listening to that!") I also like some really random other bands and musicians.

Not into racism, homophobia or animal testing.

I'll write more here when I'm not being a lazy procrastinator.

Heh, like that'll ever happen.