What do I put here? I kid. Or not.

...My name?...I answer to lots of things...Up to and including "Burnt Cookie Molester". I didn't pick it.

...My age?...What if I was 1984309 years old? How would that make you feel?

I guess...I mean...Interests? I like Kingdom Hearts? ...Death Note?...Discworld?...Scrubs?...Studio Ghibli?...The World Ends With You?...Take your pick. Scuba Diving?...Picking which two different shoes to wear to worry people? Pandora Hearts rocks though!

...I can't do many different types of writing. Depressing or funny. And that's only been confirmed by people I know...

Yes. I'm a Seph/Cloud whore. It's my baaaaaabyyyyyy! Love it too much. But hey, before you hit that back button, you should know. Hetero fan too. Just not with Cloud. He's too queer.

Sponsor a Hug Ninja today! But beware the Rape Ninjas...They are corrupt!

I say death to wikipedia! 'Tis wrong I say, wrong!

I find it funny that Xion is Riku's love interest. You know. Since she's a Sora clone and all. No shit. Go check. Hmm. So wait, does this mean what I think it means about Sora? Oh dear...~sniggers~ Well, Sora's officially screwed.
And also, Riku sucks as a love interest-
"I love you!"
"Shut up and go become part of Sora so he can wake up!"
"...Well...you...fag."
"...You're part of Sora. So's he. You. Whatever."

If people hate ninjas, they were simply pirates in their last life. And if they hate ninjas, the were pirates. And if they hate both? They ran an insurance company.

Does anyone else think that the ratings on Studio Ghibli films are a little off? Did they watch Princess Mononoke with earplugs and blindfolds?

Hey, it turns out Issaru IS a Quentin Flynn character at heart- "Maroda, can I talk to you?" "What?" "..." "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!(and various noises of pain)"

"I has Baralai's virginity in my pocket!" - Don't ask. Zannah said it.

I shall see you possums.

And anyone reading this aside from my pet possums.

I don't think I'll see YOU...Or maybe I will...I could be living in your street for all you know...Don't you love the internet?

I think I'd better add in on Zannah's mad children bit. She might get those phone calls, I get phone calls along the lines of-
"Yeah...Mrs Cookie...Could you collect your sons from school?" "Why?" "Well...Marluxia has been found shirtless in the boys toilets with another boy, Howl's attempting to murder the art department-something to do with paint in his hair-, Lestat keeps trying to eat the janitor, and-" "Yeah...This isn't interesting me." "Sephiroth has proclaimed that you are going to take over the planet." "Stupid fool! I knew he couldn't keep the secret safe!"

Well... I'm calling myself Zannah Forest online, so you should too!

I'm not too young, and not too old. That's all I'm telling you.

I'm a manga/anime freak, I enjoy reading discworld, watching Scrubs, and I LOVE all things Tim Burton.

Acording to my two "editors" I'm good at writing, but I'll leave you to judge that.

DAMN WRITER'S BLOCK! IT ALWAYS COMES WHEN YOU WANT IT LEAST. Kind of like rabid possums... Normal possums, FINE. Rabid ones, however...

You know, one day in the far-off future, the school is going to phone me up and say, "Mrs Forest, I am a little concerned about your child. For show and tell, he brought in a lighter. That in itself is weird enough, but to demonstrate it he set fire to the other children." And I'll be like, "Which one? Axel? Oh don't worry about it, he does that!"

Yeah... all of my children are going to be named after video game characters and/or messed up!

I never thought two German guys could look so cute making out! Poor Olli! He's such a sweetie!

Who knows if I'll ever see you? I don't!

The Thing! You know...The number thing! ... Yes, I'm that bored.

1-Roxas
2-Marluxia
3-Luxord
4-Zexion
5-Xigbar
6-Xaldin
7-Larxene
8-Demyx
9-Vexen
10-Xemnas
11-Lexeaus
12-Saix
13-Axel

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?
O.o Larxene and Luxord? ... I would laugh... Until the blood started flying...Wait...Luxord’s British... He’ll be fine... Hopefully...

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
I’ll go check. Smutty. Yeah. I think so... ~tilts head~ Zexion and Xemnas? Now that would be an interesting morning after...

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Oh hell yes. Marluxia and Vexen? Definitely. Strange but cool.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Axel NOOOOO!
Xemnas My eyes...
Luxord That... was unexpected...

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Oh, AkuDem by far...Xigbar and Xaldin would scare me a little...

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Um...Not in my personal opinion. But definitely high up on the list. Yeah...Top Three material...

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Luxord Bloody hell... Eurgh... Do what you want in our free time...Just keep it away from me...

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Pressed Roses ~facepalms~ I got nothing. But my mother keeps flowers inside the pages of books, so why not?

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Yes. It disturbed me. ~shudders~ I’m not going into it... Rape! RAPE!

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
...Oh my god...That would be...SO funny... I... Sure. Xigbar/Axel? Why not? There’s less likely things.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Xaldin would top Vexen. And I never want that mental image again, thank you. Ever.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
YES YES YES! HELL YES! AkuRoku? ~snorts~ Only one of the most popular pairings on the site. Totally. It’s practically canon damnit.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
People can find any reason to mock someone. Being foreign just made Luxord an easy target. So what did he do? Find the biggest person around to be his bodyguard. Lexeaus/Luxord. Why? No idea.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Axel RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT’LL KILL US ALL!
Roxas It’s a month old...
Saix and Larxene’s Baby ~is PURE EVIL and SADISM~

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Warning: Serious sadism involved. Marluxia/Roxas/Demyx. Nothing good can come of this. And someone’s gonna end up with some part of a plant up their ass. I can tell.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Xigbar We’re gathered here...Cause uh...We’re all really drunk...Aaaand...uh...I got ordained so... Saix and Zexion huh? Who would have thought it... We’re all gonna be tortured forever... Here’s to the drunken couple! And, uh, sorry to the others.
Demyx ~sobs~
Xemnas ... ~snarls~

Yes. I did this thing. Boredom. Sorry. I had little to do. D-o-P