Name: Enzeru-chan!

Age: Eighteen.

Sex: Female.

Location: Japan. / Tokyo!!

Status: Taken. (Not that you guys care.)

WARNING! WARNING!

MAJOR WRITER'S BLOCK PEOPLE! AND I MEAN MAJOR! I DON'T RIGHTFULLY KNOW WHEN I'LL UPDATE NEXT. COULD BE A WEEK, COULD BE A MONTH, COULD EVEN BE A YEAR! I DON'T KNOW YET BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT MY INSPIRATION IS BLOCKED AND BACKED UP LIKE RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC IN NEW YORK AND I CAN NOT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND WHEN I'LL BE COMING OUT OF THIS PARTICULARLY STUBBORN STUPOR!

I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR LETTING YOU ALL DOWN BUT I DON'T WANT TO RISK FUCKING UP MY STORIES BY TRYING TO FORCE OUT IDEAS THAT SIMPLY AREN'T THERE!! TT~TT

1 SasuNaru.

I both love and hate SasuNaru. I hate it because any twelve year old out there can throw together a story in two weeks and get five hundred reviews simply because someone watched three episodes of Naruto and those are the only names they can remember! Seriously, if you’re going to write SasuNaru make sure you understand the depth of the pairing, the connection they have. Don’t just shove them together, make them say ‘dobe’ and ‘teme’ a bunch of times before having them fuck like bunnies! Depth people! Depth! And that depth, that connection, is what makes me love SasuNaru.

2 Crappy Reviewers

I don't mind reviewer’s that simply review ‘Omg! I love it! Update!’. But sometimes it get's on my nerves. Seriously, the review option is for reviewing what you thought of the story! Proper feedback! Not some random comment about how you got a giant nosebleed. I love reviews, but seriously, I love proper ones that tell me what you love about the story best!!

3 Really Slow Updaters

Ok, if you’re going to write a story, write it. Don’t write a chapter, wait three months, and then start writing another. I mean, I understand if you have shit going on that makes it hard for you to update, but it’s not fair on readers if you post three chapters of an awesome story and then just vanish without a word! Come on, leave a note or something!!

4 People that don’t label properly!!

I am always on the look out for good stories that aren’t SasuNaru paired (I'm getting too into that paring at the moment and I want to expand my horizons). And it’s so fucking hard to find stories like that if people don’t fill out the ‘character a’ and ‘character b’ part when making a story!! You may think it’s cool to have a mysterious summary that only hints at the story without saying the pairing, but it’s not. It’s a fucking pain in the ass to get a chapter in and find out it’s a freaking SasuSaku story! Seriously, that paring is disgusting! She hasn't done anything to deserve someone as mentally fragile as Sasuke, or someone as strong and demanding as Sasuke. If I was gonna pair her with anyone, then it would be Ino. The pair are fantastic together.

5 Mixing Languages

Congratulations! You can speak three fangirl words of Japanese! Don't put it in your story. I'm fine when people have the honorifics (-san and -chan etc) but I don't want full fucking random words in there where I have to scroll down to the bottom of the Goddamn page to find out what you said! And sometimes the English isn't even at the end in which case, the idiotic author seems to have decided that if you don't know what the word means, then that's too bad!! I don't care if you speak Japanese - I don't! And the story's categorized under English! So write in English!

6 People Who Answer Reviews in the Next Chapter

People, reviews come with a reply link. I understand if you want to list the names of all the people you would like to thank for their constant reviewing, but don't give them all an individual line and comment!!

7 Spell-Check

There is a spell-check people. Use it, for fucks sake.

8 Characters Turned into Yaoi Fan-Girls

Ok, I HAAAAAAATE all those people who have Sakura and Ino pushing each other out of the way in order to spy on Sasuke and Naruto fucking. I mean, ok I get it, we like yaoi, and we like to think that heaps of other people like yaoi but seriously, INO AND SAKURA HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY IN LOVE WITH SASUKE FOR AGES. They're not just going to drop everything and say 'that's so hot!' They're gonna be pissed, and they're gonna be out for revenge.

9. Parings I hate!

SasuSaku (Seriously, the pair makes no sense. She drools over him because he's powerful and cool. If he wasn't, she wouldn't give him the time of day.)

SasuIno (What the fuck! She was hardly in the anime or manga! And when she was she did the exact same thing as Sakura. The pair were practically inseperable! So I think Ino and Sakura secretly have the hotts for each other. K?)

ShikaIno (Wake up people! Shikamaru is far too smart to willingly start a relationship with someone as brain-dead as Ino!)

NaruSaku (You know what? I think we all are starting to see a pattern here. Sakura does not go with anyone. Ino does not go with anyone.)

GaaraMatsuri (She was in like...TWO episodes with Gaara. She's still way too young to like him!!)

NejiTenTen (The same thing. She's hardly in any episodes, and she's way too talentless to match up with someone as brilliant as Neji!)

10. Quizilla Users

Yes people. It is time.

I used Quizilla when I was an amatuer writer. Quizilla is place in which one can write TERRIBLY, and other terrible writers will comment and say: 'wow, ur storie is rlly gr8!' The authors on there allow anything! Bad spelling, bad grammar, bad plots, bad descriptions, bad character build-up. Not to mention the fact that there is hardly any yaoi on there. It's all Ocs.

Yes. Slimy, disgusting, poorly designed Mary Sues. Ocs - as we all know - are crap! Always crap! And always WILL BE crap! But Quizilla ocs are beyond ridiculous. The authors on there take every little thing they can think of from other characters and build all that into their own. Not only that, but the Ocs are all 'perfect'. No matter how shit their lives have been, the Ocs are perfect at ever little thing they do. And everyone loves them too, or ends up falling for her after minimum resistance. Everyone is so overjoyed to be in HER presence. Yes, HER! Because there is no yaoi, therefore there are no male Ocs, unless it's her jealous boyfriend, or jealous childhood friend. It doesn't matter, because he's always jealous of her getting attention from all the totally-out-of-character Naruto Cast.

What I'm trying to say, people, is that Quizilla users are starting to come over here.

They've begun to realize that a lot of GOOD (ex-Quizilla) users have left. Left them to rot in their own filth! I've 'researched' and found that not many people are rating their stories, unless they've been going on since 2004. Which probably means not a lot are reviewing, or as Quizilla likes to call it: Commenting.

They're starting to come over and even worse, they think they're good! And some of you...some of you are encouraging their writing!! Saying things like: 'Amazing! I really like your story! Please update soon!' NEWS-FLASH! Their stories are SHIT! Stop pushing them to write more useless rubbish!

PLEASE! PLEASE PEOPLE! If you read a crap story, TELL THEM IT'S SHIT, DON'T HUMOUR THEM!! TTOTT

Put this in your profile if you think homophobia is WRONG.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.