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~To all of those who wish that Daddy's Little Cannibal is in a better place, in her own little imagination land. We miss you, even if we don't know you. Rest in Peace. ~ iiii Does ANYONE have any good, long, Sirius/Lupin adopts Harry story? I can't find any good anywhere. So annoying. Heh. iii another wanted thingy, anyone got any long Hotch or Reid stories? like, real long ones. please? thank you :3 iiii If any stories are posted here they will be my friends, she's sharing the account with me, so anything that is posted will be from her, although I will probably Beta it. Heh. Also, if you get any mean reviews from this account, it will be from her. I've told her not to review badly because it'll be in my name, but hey, who listens to good old Sara, eh? My name is Sara and I live in Sweden! My dad's from the US so i'm pretty good at speaking, although not very good at spelling... Twilight is my life, diss it and die. Johnny Depp is mine, don't you dare say anything else. Also, I like to change my name. Names that i've had right now is reallyfunnyusername, JohnnyDeppIsMyBrandOfHeroin, shemademedoit. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. Twilight quiz! Made by Ivu O'Hara Team Edward or Team Jacob? For me, I would pick Jacob, for Bella, I would probably pick Edward. I mean, let's face it, they're made for each other! Fire or Ice? since I'm afraid of fire i think i'm going to pcik ice, but i'd rather have it warm then cold X) Werewolves vs. Vampires. Who would win? in a fight, hehe, i think the vampires would probably win, although, i'd rather be a werewolf :P Jasper, Carlisle, Emmet, or Jared, or Seth? EMMETT! seriously, except for JD, he is my drug! I LOVE EMMETT! Who do you like more. Alice or Rosalie? Alice :P Esme or Rosalie? lol, Rosalie. She's kinda hardcore >. Leah or her brother, Seth? Seth, he's so cute XD Mountain Lion or Grizzly Bear? Grizzly X) Bronze hair (Edward) or Blonde hair (Jasper)? i would rather have Edward then Jasper, so bronze :P Do you hate Edward? No, me like Edwardo mucho. Do you hate Jacob? Jacob's right behind Emmett, so no XD Another quiz from the same author as above Twilight or Breaking Dawn? Seriously, I can't choose, they are all amazing! :D Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? same as above New Moon or the movie? well... that pretty much depends... but right now i can't choose there either :P Killing yourself or Edward dead? dunno... but i would probably kill Stephenie Meyer Killing yourself or Jacob dead? see above :P Edward or Jacob? for myself, jacob, for bella edward XD Bella or Reneesme? you can't pick just one! Robert Pattison or Henry Caville? gonna be honest, i dunno know who the Henry guy is XD Alice or Bella? you can't have alice without bella, and viceversa Alice or Rose? probably alice XD Alice or Esme? alice :P Alice or Emmett? EMMETT FTW! Jazzyemo or Emmett? EMMETTEMMETTEMMETT! Emmett or Carlisle? EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMMEEEEEETT Carlisle or Charlie? i love them both :3 Esme or Renee? they're two different people, you can't decide between them XD Sam or Leah? well... after i read BD, i don't really like Sam, but in the other books Sam, in BD Leah XD Emily or Leah? Leah (A) Seth or Jacob? Jacob (love!) Quil or Embry? Quil (i swear, if i ever have a kid, i'll name it Quil) Rachel or Rebecca? you haven't really met anyone of them so... Paul or Jane? Jane XD Jane or Alec? both XD Demetri or Felix? felix Aro or Caius? Aro of course Marcus or Aro? Aro (and last but not least) Vampires or Werewolves? hehe... okay, everyone is gonna hate me, but i think i'll have to go with werewolf XD O.O Just so you know, Almost every story i've ever read i put on my favourite stories list. Sometimes i do not even finish reading them, but they will still remain on my list. X_X Favourite fanfic quotes (Twilight, Harry Potter, X-men, or Pirates of the Caribbean): “The last time I saw you, you threw me off of a roof,” - this fic is INSANE (no pun intended). SERIOUSLY! this is THE best Joker/Quinn fic i have EVER read. ohmegosh. faint "There are some things you just can’t run away from. Especially your past." - This fic gave me the chills. Seriously, read it. Shadow Boy by Pissed Off Poet1 "What did Batman know? He was alone, the big emo" - another wonderful Joker/Quinn fanfic. AWEsome. "That isn’t a man car. You got a sissy mobile." - It's from Camp Pembina, written by AlyssaJonasCullen. I accidently read the seguel to Camp Pembina first, then i found out that it wasn't the first one, so I got mad (i am known to overreact) and broke my cellphone (it was accidently, i was just supposed to give it a bump or something), and then i started to read the right one...hehe..(A) XD "The moment was so surreal. I was waking up with a half naked guy, who was my husband- that I had only known for a few days, and instead of doing what normal married couples would usually do, we were whispering to each other so we didn’t accidently wake up my dog." - Till Death Do Us Part, Daddy's Little Cannibal. I seriously love your stories, I think I've read them all :P "Qui andiamo ancora" - SignedSealedWritten, the genius who wrote Animal Crackers! (seriously, that's like my favourite fanfic) “If he were my pet, I'd neuter him.” - One word: Ouch. Tabula Rasa (coughcriminalmindscough( (although it is a HP fic) by freak.on.a.leash.13 “I'm serious.” “No, I am." - I love Serious/Sirius jokes. I LOVE them. They crack me up every time. Heh. Tabula Rasa again. Same as above. "Oh my God! Harry's dead! I'm a failure!" - i just think it's funny that the author decides that the first thing Sirius is to think when Harry dies is that he 's a failure. Hehe XD. In Need of Sirius Help, by Sp-in-Sirius-Denial "I was messing with the waters of love and I was already drowning." - kind of cheesy, but, it's a good one. Big Green Eyes, aouthor of The Electric Lullaby “Hey! Do you know how long it took me to get my hair like this? Five seconds! That’s five seconds of my life that you just wasted mister, and I want them back!” - this is a pretty funny story if you ask me. the thing is, this fanfiction (Harry Potter and the Hybrid Key) is a crossover, with harry potter (obviously) and X-men. personally, i've never seen any one of the movies, never seen the cartoon and never read anything about it. i mean, i knew what it was and everything, and when i first saw that it was a crossover, i really didn't want to read it, but i did anyway (although i did jump like two chapters... hehe) and now i'm obsessed with x-men. and i don't even know what it is. smile. UPDATE i have now seen the movies. oh my gosh. !! "Alright, whoever's not dead, say 'aye'" - Oh come on, it's a classic, right? Anyway, 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Ravens Siren' is the name of this very good fanfic, riseagainsttboi is the name of the author. “Mister President, I challenge you to a game of Hide and Seek.” - TeamEdwardCullen8208, the one that made The July Fools day happen (so good!) "Do you even need to ask? That girl is either related to Jack or has spent entirely too much time with him." - Special Agent Ponytail is the auothor of the wonderful story Pirate Rose, wich makes her the owner of this quote that I think is hilarious! XD "I wasn’t sure whether he was addressing me or my breasts but at that moment I didn’t care." - LOL! XD JasmineKay, author to Fresh Start. “No I can’t! I’m gay! I’m very gay!” - hehe, i've just started reading HP fanfics, and not that many of them are humerous, nut this one was, so... yeah... hehe, so funny XDXDD it is called "The Dance Lesson" and is a oneshot, XDXDXD "Carpe Diem. Quam Minnimum Credula Postero" - the author to the lovely "Meyer University" ( i said it was Signedsealedwritten before, but i messed up, it wasn't her XD sorry!) “Well... That’s… an unorthodox way of entertaining yourself,” - LOL! I seriously did lol when i red it XD Astrid, is the name of the very funny POTC fanfic. Jackeroe is the amazing aouthor! :D XD “You whore,” - okey, you really won't get this if you haven't read the whole conversation... hehe. lmao. anyway, Forbidden Slumper, written by MoonlightxParasite “Wait!” she screamed while she stopped. “You cleavage is going to pop out if you jump like that.” - Moving on, aouthor: Rosette Cullen - love this fanfic. "Sweet, they are losing their virtue to AC/DC..." - what can i say? IT IS HILARIOUS! XD "Which should bother me more, that Charlie thinks I’m gay or that he threatened to shoot me?" - sillybella, the one who wrote the fanfic Chatting with Charlie (HAH! LMAO!) “Who’s gonna tell Jack?” - The Greatest Adventure Yet, Savvy? love it. anyway, you won't think this is funny if you haven't read it XD "It’s not too lemony though, more like a lime…" in TeamEdwardCullen8208's A/N on her fanfic And the world spins madly on (ome, adore) “Excuse me, Jack. But didn’t Gibbs tell me once that you were born on your father’s ship?” “Well, er, yes. But look how I turned out!” - Can only say onething: LOL! My thanx to LostinmyintellectualThicket who wrote Girl Adrift. (: " I could’ve have killed him. Lost him forever. And forever is a long time" - I'm in love with this quote. thanx Blueangel916 for putting it in your fanfic :P “I’ve always had morals, mate. I just choose to ignore them,” - Jack's Horizon. Can you say anything else than LOL? XD "I was basically looking up porn with my fiancé’s brother" - Daddys little cannibal - the one who wrote When Life Gives You Lemons (HAH! seriously, lmao!) “I escaped!” “How?” “Sea Turtles,” - I seriously laughed out loud when i read this, you won't really get it though, if you haven't read the fic... 'You forget one very important thing mate' is the name of it, and Rocking 21 is the lovely author. "Rose and Emmett sat up front, talking in some weird language… technology I think it was called." - Just saw that I hadn't put a little note io this one... don't ge mad, but i have forgotten where this one is from XD SORRY! anyway, rofl XD "...one guy asked for my number and I told him I was gay, which always seemed to work." - HAHA! LMAO! okay, anyway... Bedwardfan, the one who wrote Never Forever (and may i just say that that fanfic is like, really good!) “I mean… the door usually closes on its own. What if Fudge went mental in there and chased Dumbledore down the corridor?” - This quote isn't really THAT funny, but the thing is, i've got this hilarious picture in my head with Dumbledore running for his dear life and a lunatic Fudge chasing him screaming all the way. Like I said, not really funny... XDXD Love the fanfic anyway, READ IT, "Starting from Scratch" by Jade Sullivan. It's very embarrassing to read at first, but i promise you, it is really good! "I know they say vampires can’t cry, but I swear, right then, that day, I did." - sigh i'm in love with this quote, the 'maker' of this quote is the same as above, the same fanfic too. "I stopped pretending he was a cherry Popsicle. It was kind of creepy thinking cherry popsicles could moan." - ome, love this quote XD Daddy's little Cannibal is the master! also aouthor to the fanfic 'When life gives you lemons...' “She’s gone! She’s gone!! She ran away! She got tired of me and finally decided to leave!” Jasper howled again. Emmett hugged him and Jasper sobbed into his shoulder. “Dude, let it out. It’s okay,” - ,HAHA! LOL! XD that was the hilarious fan fic 'UH-OH' by Edward Cullen DAZZLES me (love your name, btw) "He was the bloody Casanova of Port Roya! Why the hell do ye think he’s on me ship? Margot’s an innocent”. “Not anymore..." - this is the first POTC i've ever read, and i loved it, LMAO! The Greatest Adventure Yet, Savvy is what it's called XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL! XD I just had to put this here, it's from my absolute favourite author here (SignedSealedWritten), and she made me allwarm inside whenshe sent this. don't ask me why. You seem to be the biggest fan of Animal Crackers that I have, and I kinda ... on that note, I updated. XD As I said in my review, if i was a lesbian, I would marry you. XD Regular quotes that i love (some of them are from The Romanticidal Edwardian, but hey, they're quotes, they are bound to be used): "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV!" - Jacob Black - Eclipse "Sometimes for an artist, the only difference between insanity and genius is success" - Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds "Close only count in horseshoes, handgranades, and sometimes bazookas" - My dad, i think, maybe he took it from someone else XD anyway, dunno how to spell. live with it. "Bitten by a radioactive spider?" - Bella Swan "The only time you have permission to lose your trust in faith is when you realise that all your cool socks are dirty" - me actually... (shemademedoit) "Fat kids are harder to kidnap." - i have absolutely no idea, i found it on the internet. "Albert Einstein asked: the question that sometimes drives me hazy; am I, or the others, crazy?" - Dr. Spencer Reid (i love his name) "You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams"- Dr. Seuss "To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist" "When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end"- Bella - Twilight "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...""What a stupid lamb." "What a sick, masochistic lion"- Edward and Bella "Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference" "You broke up with her. No more necklace." "Yeah, I kinda wanted to date someone else." "What's her name?" " Brian" "God needed something to laugh at, that's why I was born." - Mine (shemademedoit) "Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience " "Wait 'til there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe" "Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying" "Beginnings are scaryendings are sad It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story" "Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people, that killing people, is wrong? Okay, these are conversations, both of them are from The Lion King, it cracks me up every time XD - Who's the monkey? - Timon, have you ever wondered what those shiny things are? hehe, lol.And i have at least a thousand more quotes that i want to put here, but since you're probably already bored, i wont put them here...XD Ö.Ö Just a little FAQ about me...(: 14 things about me: 1. i'm freakischly obsessed with cows, donkeys and pigs for som odd reason. 2. I am deathly afraid of cats and ducks 3. I love to write and draw things, on things. and sometimes on people too, wich really bugs my friends 4. I still have a Buzz Lightyear robot in my room. 5. I eat lemons like other people eats apples 6. my favourite item of clothing is a hat my sister did in her first handcraft (is it handcraft? i have no idea) lesson. it is read with winnie the poh on it. 7. i've become so obsessed with twilight that i seriously don't think it's healthy anymore. seriously. 8. i speak fan girl. 9. i put nailpolish on everything. and when i say everything, i mean everything. 10. if i had to chose between edward and emmett, i would without a doubt pick emmett. 11. if i had to chose between edward or jacob (for myself, not for bella), i would pick jacob. SORRY! 12. I am going to marry Johnny Depp one day. Cus I said so. And then I am going to kill his wife and act as if it was an accident. No, I am not phsyco. 13. I loved Breaking Dawn. Not at first, but then I read it again and I loved it. Even though Bella is a little bit too perfect in it. 14. I am seriously weird. So random. For example, i sometimes poke people i don't even know and pretend it wasn't me. I did a test to see wich Twilight character I was, i got... JASPER HALE which, i didn't think fit me at all, but oh well XD Favorites Book: Twilight, Harry Potter, The Host, It's Kind of A Funny Story, The House of Night, (un)arranged wedding TV Show: Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives and The Simpsons. And of course, Family Guy. Oh, and I almost forgot,CRIMINAL MINDS! (oh my gosh, shemar moore and mathew gray gubler are soo hot. Gubler's like Johnny Depp Jr.) Movie: Harry potter - alla of them - Pirates of the Caribbean - all of them there too - The Simpsons movie, Anything that Tim Burton has produced, Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and the chocolate factory, Sleepy Hollow, Chocolat, Sweeney Todd, X-men, Batman(R.I.P HEATH!), and other Johhny depp movies. And of course the Twilight movie. Singer/band/something else: Almost everything before the ninties (?), but i do love ninties rock, and actually a few from this century too ;) but mostly songs from before the ninties. And Hans Zimmer is a genius. I love all of his song. Song: It variates from time to time. Actor: Johhny Depp, Hugh Jackman, Kellan Lutz, Anthony Hopkins, Tom Felton, Rupert Grint, Alan Rickman, Jamie Campell Bower, Heath Ledger and more... Actress: Helena Bonham Carter, Kristen Stewart, Ellen Page Color: Red Fanfiction: nothing can ever take animal crackers (SignedSealedWritten, you are a genius woman!) place in my heart, although parenting skills 101 was my first fanfic, so it's somewhere in the corner. And then, i also love ALL of Daddy's little Cannibal's work. It doesn't matter what the plot is, you just love it. Rest in peace DLS. Candy: ehm.. i guess it's chocolate and jelly beans, i can eat them for hours without feeling sick :P Couples: MexJohnny Depp, MexJack Sparrow, MexKellan Lutz, MexEmmett Cullen, MexTaylor Lautner, MexJacob Black, MexWolverine (the first one's my favourite(A)) Profession (more like "profession i would like to have but never will:"): Actress, artist, aouthor, singer and psychologist (although, i'll probably end up working at a bank, cus i can't act, draw, write, sing or have a sane conversation with anyone, except my dog, he gives the best answers.) T.T Bad joke that i like. "Mom, is God black or white?" "Both." "Mom, is God a boy or a girl?" "Both." "Mom?" "Yes?" "Is God Michael Jackson?" W.W "If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted from the top of a building "I AM A MOOSE!", copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever started talking with your friends in class to then notice that nobody is listening and it lookes like you're talking to yourself and then continue talking although you know that your friends aren't listening, copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, that my bff!Aqua279, reallyfunnyusername, I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever started talking to yourself because you were lonely, copy this to your profile. If you have ever been asked your name and had to take a few moments to think about it, copy this into your profile. Lolz me too! If you have ever scared someone that was older than you by laughing everytime they walk by, copy and paste this into you profile. If you have ever been caught stalking someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you name random things and people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten excited by seeing your bus driver the morning after he leaves you at home, copy this into your profile. If you've ever given your bus driver a gift, after you passed the past the age of ten, copy this into your profile. If your math teacher has a rancid smell in his class...you know the rest. If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten mad about a guy saying that you can't do something becuase your agirl, put this in your profile and add your name to this list.gabbi289, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, reallyfunnyusername U.U Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a blonde girl who screws every guy I see I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me. !i! You know you live in the year 2000+ when...1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave. --i so fell for that one-- THE CULLEN LLAMA SONG! :D here's a cullen cullen cullen werewolf cullen i was once a volvo i was only just undead did you ever see a cullen half a cullen is this how it's told now alice likes to spend the cash For some reason quotes that i put way in the top gets down here. why? | |||||||||
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