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since: 05-12-08, id: 1575226, Profile Updated: 10-31-09
country: United States
Author has written 17 stories for Kodomo No Omocha, Avatar: Last Airbender, Tsubasa Chronicle, and xxxHOLiC.

UPDATE 9/02: I've been writing a lot of non-fanfiction-y stuff on my DA account (my username on there is RebeccaBear), so please check it out! And please comment, whether you like it all or not. There's also info. on my upcoming books on one of my DA journals...

UPDATE: 7/05/08
I am officially a beta reader! Umm... Yay... Yeah... So if anyone wants me to beta a story, go ahead and message me, and I'll be happy to do it!

UPDATE: 4/18/09
I decided to tell you guys about the status of my stories right now...

Discontinued (Probably permanently, but if I get into Kodocha again and get some inspiration, I'll continue them... For now, I'm just not into Kodocha and dont have the inspiration to work on them)
Hush Little Baby
A Mile in Your Shoes
Romeo and Juliet

On Hiatus
Dinosaurs, Babysitting, and Growling Turtles- I'm having a lot of fun with this one and really want to continue it, but it'll be delayed for a LONG time 'cause I lost my "crack book" (the notebook I write all my ideas for this story in) a while ago
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes- On Hiatus until I can finally get a charger or borrow somebody's, because it's on my laptop and if I rewrite something, it gets worse...
Tears to Smiles- A KuroFai twoshot (is that a word? If not, I'm making it one). Tomoyo makes a bet with Fai, and if he wins, he can stay in Nihon. If not, he has to leave. -Again, delayed until I can charge my laptop.

Coming Soon (I have a million fic ideas, but these are the ones that are most likely to happen soon)
TRC- Infinity. Kurogane dies and Fai blames himself.
Who's That Girl Version 2- TRC. Multichaptered AU based on the AMV "Who's That Girl Kurogane? Tsubasa AMV" by Hariswish15

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Okay, so... Not much to say. My name's Becca (as you can probably tell from my username). I love writing and hope to become an author and/or teacher once I finish high school (yeah, I'm still a junior... Gawk at my psychotic high schooler-ness, lol) and college, although I haven't been writing much lately other than the stories that I'm posting here.

I'm a very hyper girl who loves to laugh and always tries to be happy and optimistic, although many people say I'm more of a pessimist.

Well, I'm officially obsessed with anime and manga, lol... And I've recently turned into a huge yaoi fangirl... And I've gotten myself completely addicted to Tsubasa, especially KuroFai... I LOVE this couple!

Some of my favorite book series/ shows are (my favorite couples are in parentheses):

1. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle (Sakura and Syaoran, and Kurogane and Fai- my OTP)
2. Axis Powers Hetalia (Germany and Italy!)
3. Gert Garibaldi's Rants and Raves: One Butt Cheek at a Time (Adam and Tim)
4. Kodocha (Akito and Sana)
5. Fruits Basket (Kyo and Tohru, and Haru and Rin)
6. Harry Potter (Ron and Hermione)
7. Vampire Knight (Zero and Yuki)
8. The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross (Maora and Maguri, and Haine and "Shadow" Shizumasa)
9. Death Note (Mello and Near!)
10. Beauty Pop (Narumi and Kiri)
11. Chobits (Chi and Hideki)
12. Gakuen Alice (Mikan and Natsume)
13. Ouran High School Host Club (Tamaki and Haruhi, Mori and Hani/Hunny/However you spell his name, and any other pairings change constantly)
14. Buffy: the Vampire Slayer (Buffy and Spike)

Some more random stuff about me: I HATE spoilers! That means giving AND getting them. I will refuse to watch AMVs unless I've seen the whole show, no matter how bad I want to watch them. Somehow, one of my friends, Katy, always manages to convince me to give her spoilers, and then it drives me insane... Also, I love attempting to speak in Spanish even though I'm not all that great at it yet (yeah, I know, that was random, but you can't say I didn't warn you) and I easily become addicted to shows, books, and music (as if that weren't already obvious).

Okay, well, I guess that's about it. If you have any questions about me or my stories or you just wanna talk, go ahead and message me or leave a review!

Well, bye for now!
~Becca

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Ironic, no?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Yeah, I have quite a few religions, lol)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Umm, depends on what you mean by witch, but sure, lol)
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Only in America...

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating ring.
3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only
time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you
want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it
to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while!

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

1. Your real name: Rebecca
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Cerbexca
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Rebizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Snake
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Michelle Fourth
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Snyre
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Pop
8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Mischief (well, she WAS my pet ;;)

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile

If you have fallen down the stairs, copy this to your profile

If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile

If you have conversations with yourself, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had dreams involving yaoi, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile. (Who are they, anyway?)

If you've ever walked around out anywhere and started talking to yourself thus recieving strange looks from people paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, kawaii hime-sama, saternoutlaw, oppisum, Lexi Matthews, BeccaBear93

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica,I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, XOiHeaRTMiLoOX, Oppisum, Lexi Matthews, BeccaBear93

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read other peoples profiles when you're bored, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, EmoNekoNinja, black.is.the.new.blood, Kuro-puuAndFaiLuvers, BeccaBear93

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, put this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you just don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you agree secrets are not fun when kept from you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile "This ever insanity or brilliance."

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think my profile is too damn long, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian, twiinklestar, kuroxfye maniac, BeccaBear93

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, nims dias, BeccaBear93

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile...

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you say 'yeah...' a lot copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know clones are real and like them, please do the clones a favor and copy this into your profile.

Been told by anyone "Be yourself," and you tried to but only got yelled at by someone for being different, add this to your profile.

If you know who Panic! at the Disco is and that they are NOT disco, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a fanfic chapter, got distracted, and forgot to review until another chapter was posted, copy and past this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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1. A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes » reviews
College AU. Sometimes it takes a dream to make you realize what you really want.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 4-5-09
2. Sakura's Lies reviews
They were all liars-- Even Sakura.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-21-09 - Sakura - Complete
3. Personal Hell reviews
Fai thinks about death and the infinite worlds, heavens, and hells.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-09 - Fai - Complete
4. Dinosaurs, Babysitting, and Growling Turtles reviews
More crack. The Tsubasa gang lands in our world, and Jill and I act as their guides. 1: Zorro Syao tries to protect Princess Sakura from Emodactyl and the Flamboyantly Gay T-rex.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-09
5. Bra Shopping and Body Swapping reviews
Total crack. Fai takes Sakura to Victoria's Secret, switches bodies with Kurogane, wears a maid's uniform, and much more! Don't read unless you're ready for some really stupid, weird, crack.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-14-09 - Fai & Kurogane - Complete
6. A Daughter's Grief reviews
Fai's dying, and Sakura's just trying to hold on. Parent/child Fai and Sakura fic... SyaoSaku and VERY slight KuroFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-8-09 - Sakura & Fai - Complete
7. Music is my Boyfriend reviews
10 drabbles/ songfics... KuroFai, SyaoSaku, slight KuroTomo, slight AshuFai Sorry about the random title, lol... It's an actual song that I have
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete
8. Who's That Girl? reviews
The battle's over, and Kurogane and Fai have returned to Nihon. Sorry about the bad summary KuroTomo and KuroFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete
9. Caught reviews
What happens when Fai gets chased by Kurogane and actually gets caught this time?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-28-08 - Fai & Kurogane - Complete
10. All the Little Moments » reviews
Because every moment counts." Mainly DouWata, 50 themes.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-14-08 - K. Watanuki & S. Doumeki
11. Silently Screaming reviews
Fai hurts himself, and Kurogane finds himself unable to react. Sorry for the crappy summary KuroFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-5-08 - Fai & Kurogane - Complete
12. Dance with the Devil reviews
KuroFai songfic. Just their thoughts about each other, themselves, and Celes. The song is "Dance with the Devil" by Breaking Benjamin. Spoilers through chapter 166 Celes arc .
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-08 - Fai & Kurogane - Complete
13. Romeo and Juliet » reviews
Sana and Akito are chosen as the stars of their school play… Romeo and Juliet. Will their story have a happy ending? Or will it be as tragic as their play? DISCONTINUED
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 6-5-08
14. A Mile In Your Shoes » reviews
What would happen if Akito and Sana switched bodies? Takes place after the end of the anime. DISCONTINUED
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 5-16-08
15. Hush, Little Baby » reviews
When Sana gets pregnant and then loses contact with Akito, what will happen? DISCONTINUED
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 6-3-08
16. Alone? reviews
When tragedy strikes in Sana's life, she starts to feel alone in the world. But is she really?
Kodomo No Omocha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-3-08 - Complete
17. Avatar Shuffle Shots » reviews
Ten short drabbles inspired by random songs. Couples are Tokka mostly , Kataang some , and Maiko a bit .
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-08 - Complete
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