My real name is not important...what is important is that you know I am Lonewolf66 and am one of the BIGGEST fangirls ever to walk the earth! if you don't believe me I have a vampire friend...so be warned!

By the way, if you are new to the whole, fanfiction thing, like me, then write a song fiction! They rock, are easy to write and are not as full-on as a story.

Human by Kin -- Wolf by Nature

Please read the 'If you agree then post on your page' things at the bottom of the page. There is a Fanfiction manic one, A poem that all girls need to remember in their hours of lonliness and need, and one about everyone being treated as equals! Please read and repost...

Special Thanks to: Stephanie Meyer...Because every time I hear thunder I picture vampires playing Baseball!!

Sayings:

Growing old is compulsary...Growing up is optional!

Everyone can fly...just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away, he hate's that!

If it were'nt for Edison, I'd be watching T.V by candlelight!

The 50-50-90 rule. If there is a 50-50 chance of getting something right then there is always a 90 chance you'll get it wrong!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

Never drink water: It can rust metal, so think of what it could do to your stomach!

Remember: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truely, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile!

P.S: Thanx to 'Just a little bit dramatic' for supplying the first three funny quotes!

Things that are totally true(!):

-Once you go pack, you never go back!
-That's right; Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie. You're not Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.
-I must be McDonald's because I'm lovin it!
-This ain't Burger King, you can't have it your way.
-Thanks Stephenie, now I'll never find a man.
-Edward Cullen is bringing sexy back...sorry Justin!

This short poem is so true and I want everyone to remember this in their hardest, lonliest times...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Pleze read and post on your profile if you do any (Or all!) of the things on this list!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think Fur is wrong and kiling animals is bad copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang 3 post this in your profile

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

You stereotype me...so I must be...

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotyping sucks! Copy, paste & add.

Deathly Hallows... to all the people who died at the Battle of Hogwarts fighting for a cause they believed in... may you rest in peace.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold...

…In Remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance of Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance of Remus Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….but also an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora...

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too...

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end...

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...In Remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!...

...She deserved everything she got and more...

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry...

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring...

...like countless others who also died in defence of Harry, Hogwarts, and what they knew was right...

...They may not have been named, but they are heroes all the same...

...who sacrificed themselves...

..For The Greater Good...

To all those who died fighting for a cause they believed in... rest in peace.

Thank You all so much for reading my rants! Please read my stories and review for me! Luv you all! oxox Lonewolf66 oxox