| Loopy Looney Charny |
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Twilight, and Ouran High School Host Club. Heyy... NAME: Chantal Kate Martino PREFERED NAME: Charny AGE: 15 BIRTHDAY: 28th August 1993 EYE COLOR: Blue HAIR COLOUR: Brown with blonde FAV ANIMES: Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon and Naruto FAV BOOKS: All Harry Potters, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Braking Dawn FAV MOVIES: There are many but... all of the Harry Potters and Twilight stand out. FAV FANFICS: At the momen any and all Harry Potter ones. MY HOMEPAGES: http://www.myspace.com/charnzy If you are a Harry Potter Fan like me...ypu HAVE to go read Saving Harry by Zazzle...it is the best one I have read! And I have read alot! So...what are you waiting for? Go read it!! --I AM THE GIRL-- I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to havethe time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels,LoopyLooneyCharny Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. Best Friends: A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! Erin,Lauzza,Coco,Many More A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Erin 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Meh...like I care...it's fun! We’re the type of friends who don’t know why were laughing... so LAUGH harder. We are not crazy I tells ya! HAHAHAHA...~cough cough~ We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge... dam I'm gonna miss you! Nore like i would grab a bungee cord...then jump and the miss ya...or if they are lucky...save them A List of Stereotypes ~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~ I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".(i am italian - partly...but i ain't a guy) I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm (slightly) OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(sometimes) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics(manga), so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(attempt to anyway) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE(much), so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS(manga), so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND(not right now anyway) so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot I have a RICH RELATIVE so I MUST be rich too I like to concentrate on MY GRADES so I MUST be a nerd I don't do EVERYTHING normally so I MUST be a freak. I BELIEVE IN MAGIC so I MUST be delusional. I BELIEVE NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE so I MUST be delusional. I BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH AND REINCARNATION so I MUST be delusional ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. --SOMETIMES-- Sometimes you gotta run away so you can see who’ll run after you... sometimes you gotta talk quieter just to see who’s listening... sometimes you gotta step up in a fight just to see who’s standing behind you... sometimes you gotta make a wrong decision just to see who’s there to fix it... sometimes you gotta let go of the one you love just to see if they love you enough to come back... | |||||||||
1. A Very Musical Potter reviewsA bunch of one-shots that have the HP characters in different situations and they wiil eventually burst out into songs to do with that situation. M just in caseHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-092. The Overheard Joke reviewsWhat happens when Draco and Harry hear about the Cullens being, 'together, together? HP/TWI XOverCrossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-29-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete3. You Don't Have Me Anymore reviewsA songfic after the final battle. the song is My Immortal, and Harry is singing it. If you bhave a better summary please tell me. It is very agsty.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-09 - Harry P. - Complete4. Harry Potter and the New Fate » reviewsWhat if Harry ran away from the Dursley’s? What if Harry always knew he was magical? What if Harry decided not to go to Hogwarts? What if the wizzarding world thought Harry was dead? What if the founders weren’t actually dead? And…Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 7-6-09 - Harry P.5. Hey Gramps reviewsHarry finds out some shocking information about his heritage. Apparently his mum wasn't a Muggleborn after all.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-1-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete6. My Heir reviewsWhat does Orion Black really think about his heir?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-09 - Orion B. & Sirius B. - Complete7. What would happen if reviewsWhat would happen if... Hunny-sempai and Edward Cullen where to meet. If i get anymore ideas for these type stories, or if you suggest some that i could figure out, they will go hereCrossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-09 - Edward & Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete8. Vampire Proofing reviewsHarry decides it is time that the Cullen's house was vampire proof. Has a mention of a male/male pairing, but nothing else.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-10-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete9. Father, I want him reviewsDraco Malfoy ALWAYS gets what he wants. Light SlashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-31-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete10. To Fix The Past » reviewsSomething went wrong. Someone messed with the time line, and changed what was meant to be. She tolerated it at the beginning. But when someone totally destroys her plans…she will not stand for it! So what does she do? She attempts to fix it. But how?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 4-18-09 - Harry P. & James P.11. Harry Potter and the New Destiny » reviewsBeing Rewritten!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Harry P.12. The Final Battle reviewsWhat I would have liked to be said after Harry Potter killed Mr I-Have-Father-Issues-So-I-Deny-My-Name-And-By-Defult-Everyone-Else-Must-Never-Say-It-Cuz-I-Said-So.....Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete13. Heart and Head » reviewsheyy...this is a seiya/usagi fan fiction. The starlights have comeback...for good now! Whats this about Usgai never really loving Mamoru? Whos this mysterious person following Usagi? How does this person know Usagi is the moon princess?Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 6-5-08 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & K. Seiya