Dude it's like 1am!

I was reading this really awesomely written fic, the name of which I forget, about Sasuke having a bastard daughter and her entering the academy because Sasuke was killed by Itachi and she was critically injured and-- none of that really matters. What does matter is that I was struck with the strange urge to update my profile. So here it is!:

Name: Mari, like duh

Age: is confidential, but I'll tell you anyway! I'm 333years old! (only half evil)

Gender: I'm a male feminist! Jk, I wear a bra... and am not a drag queen, though I do like guys...

HairColor: not blonde

EyeColor: i wish it wasn't the color of mud...

Color: green

Food: sushi

Animal: I've been told I'm a squirrel... but idk

MY WRITINGS:

(Note: I have a serious thing for OCs!)

Naruto: This is where most of my plans are pointing at the moment, like 95 percent to be honest. I have two ideas for multi-chap stories, both of which I have started. One is going to be called Memories and will be a mostly cannon Sasuke-centric angst thing, I say mostly because there are only two(ish) OCs and I refuse to be content without screwing up the normal plot line at least a little. Memories starts from the time he was roughly four until either I decide to kill Sasuke or I give it a nice fluffy ending, vote for which you would prefer above. I'm going to wait until I have a few more chapters written to post anything. My other one is currently untitled, it revolves around the story of five OCs and I think the plot is pretty damn awesome. It's set up as a trilogy and I have the second one about halfway written, the first has about a chapter done and while the third's plot is completely nailed down, I haven't started on it yet. So hopefully by the time I think of a name (which WILL take months, trust me) I'll be ready to start posting the first arch.

Xiaolin Showdown: If you look you will notice that I've already written a couple drabbleish stories on this subject. And right now I don't have anything else planned for it, so unless I have a random drabble inspiration nothing's gonna pop up here.

Teen Titans: I'm developing an OC that I plan to feature in a AU future fic. Her name is Loretta Hermonia Almonder and she can make illusions solid. Hopefully the RPing thread I started will help me develop her further. Check it out if you want, the summary says something about looking for serious RPers that can post several times a week if necessary. You can probably use the search box to find it.

Other: I read a large handful of different manga/animes, though nothing is currently planned besides what I have specified. Beware of random drabbles, cuz no one can stop the plot bunnies once they decide to attack.

UPDATING POLICY: I will try for once a week, but we all know how that tends to work. A different updating policy may be stated on the actual fic if I can ever work up the nerve to post a multi-chap story.

Just a random note about the whole "92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off" thing. If you hold your breath long enough than you'll pass out and automatically start breathing. So this thing is pretty bogus...

Bogus is a high school level vocab word... weird...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Please repost this if you will.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around strait people will make you strait.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour-just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in relegalizing gay marriage, because if we don't speak up who will?