~Ok, you can't even lie to yourself. T.I is Puurrrtttyyy sexy =)

(I'm not some whorny boy crazy girl though, PUH-LEASE don't think that)

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R.I.P Michael Jackson

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Alright finally I have decided to change the cute picture of Michael Jackson but I still have some tribute to him on my profile,

I'm not one of those obssesive compulsive people but I really did like him especially his music, King of Pop I'll say!

"Je t'aimerais toujours, la nuit comme le jour, étant que Je vivrais, tu seras mon bébé"

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+Also, PM me if you have any ideas for any stories I'm writting, I love getting other people thoughts/ideas and honest opinions, I will also dedicate the chapter to you so you get credit

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Okay I can't even lie..

I'm WAY to lazy to do this whole profile thing...

And I'm sure nobody really cares about this, just the stories I've written.

But if you want I can actually do something with my profile... I'll go as far as my attention spand takes me

I don't really have a long attention spand O_o

Thats why I tend to get into trouble...

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About Me:

Well, My friend decided to buy redbull, then like the kinda fucked up person she is decided she didn't want the whole thing, so she force me to drink half, thus I think I'm going to die. No seriously, my heart is attacking my insides. If I die, I'm coming back for her...Thats a promise.

Anywhoo, now that I'm REALLY wired and high(kinda). I'll write a whole fucking novel about me.

First off, on a scale of one to ten how much of my lovely readers want to kill me for not updating Fusion!? Well, I'm getting to that in due time.

Okay lets see here, I'm young. Not that young but young enough, thats all you need to know. I'm older than I was yesturday but not as old as tomorrow. =P

Issues: (Why did I make an issues catagory...dunno, this shit is getting to my head fast) I tend to run my mouth to much and get in loads of shit for it, why? you may ask, because I don't have descretion...If you piss me off...believe me I WILL TELL YOU! And I swear a good deal sooooo, BEWARE!

Dislikes: I hate it when people want something but act like they don't. Like if you ask someone if they want a cookiee and they say no but then they have the nerve to stare you down the whole time your eating it. Like okay I asked you if you wanted something, you said no...so please turn your eyes away.

Also, my friends seem to always like to reach my base, and they eat all my food. Like I love all my friends, well accept those people who claim I'm their friend but reallly...they are not. So if you ever come to my house, unless I offer you food, get the fuck out of my kitchen. =)

You guys probably think I'm some rude girl but really I'm not that mean. I used to let people walk all over me when I was in grade 4-6...but now I've learned not to take shit from anybody.

I also don't really like it when girls(yes girls, since there known for it) start unecessary drama. Like c'mon chill.

Does anyone here have facebook? also known as fossbook?

Well, if you do, why are people there so nosey?

Like one time I set my status as 'Weeks over and all the shit that came with it' and one of my mom's friendsm..only God knows how she became my friend told my mom that I swear everyday on facebook..WTF?!...like my mom hates it when I swear but my dad swears himself so he can't say anything. But to the lady that went and snitched on me...why the hell are you on my wall, so I have successfully deleted all friends that wanna tell my mom my every move. Like c'mon I see my mom at home..don't you think a girl needs her space?

-I want to slap all slow walkers from the side walk.

-I have this teacher who makes really lame jokes...and half the time he gets mad if you laugh at them and then the other half he gets mad if you don't laugh...he hates me..so I'm forced to hate him back.

Likes: Ummm, lets see I LOVE ICECREAM, and you guys have probably alreaady noticed I love food. I'm not fat at all though, I eat ALOT..okay not that much but its a good deal.

I love my family till death do us part and beyond. And my friends...I love to bits and pieces. Some of my friends are waaaaayyyy to honest, like sometimes it hurts =) its funny when what they say isn't directed towards me though, either than that not so amusing.

I love dogs, yet I have never had one of my own. My mom is literally allergic to every thing living accept humans and some...yes only some plants she isn't allergic to.

Wow its about 12 am over here...Redbull has got me going still...so I shall continue...or else this profile will never get anywhere.

Name: Gee, kinda personal..you think? Well, since its not necessary to know that just call me Brownie, short for BrownSugarCandy. Few people on FFnet know my name, you'd have to be a friend or atleast have messaged me once.

Age: Well, lets see, Je suis environ 10 a 20 ans.. For anybody who knows this language (I'm smart enough not to say what it is) can figure out around what age I am..as for the rest of you...MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Appearance: Is it weird to have this on a profile? I'm not sure but what the hell I'll do it anyways. I have black hair...black eyes...black tongue...no I'm just joking, I'd be one freaky looking girl, but yeah my hair is black eyes are dark brown...I belive I have narrowed myself down to 1,000,000 people in the world...good luck finding me XD

My mom's half white and my dad is not. Put that together and you'll know what I look like. HAVE FUN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Where I live: Now here's where anybody can stalk me...but although I'm slightly high as a kite from this redbull...I'm not stupid. I live...dundundun..drum roll please...SOMEWHERE IN CANADA!

Religion: Well, I do go to church every sunday...or mostly every sunday...eventhough that could leave me with alot of religions, let me narrow it down for you...I'm a christian, there you go. I love messing with peoples heads.

Quotes:

I have this urge to write down words I've heard people say or words I've said.

-DAAAYYYUUUMM - Tiffany

-Wow, ask me if I care- Zoe

-Haha, bitch please - I'm not sure who said this, but I laughed-hard.

-So that's how babies were made, damn mom and dad, you guys are nasty - Taeshawn, he actually said that to his mom. XD

-DEUCES - Shekera

-Get out, Don't talk just go. -ME!!

-Meg, who let you back in? - Peter Griffin, Family guy.

Now Random Quotes:

You said, "Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I said, "Oh really? 'Cause I'd put F in front in front of U "

I had a dream last night; I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone."

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today even though it took me 3 years to get my driver's license. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So I thought that was nice."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"You know what? You vampires SUCK!"
"Of course we do, we're vampires. It's just how we roll”

Funny moments:

I love watching comedy shows- family guy, futurama, robot chicken, american dad, king of queens have got to be my favorites.

Family Guy

Peter: Kids, how are we going to save your mother?

Chris: We can beat her until she listens..

Peter: Son, I like how you think pats son on the back

Meg: We can have an intervention!

Peter: MEG GET OUT! Punches wall I SAID GET OUT!!

Meg runs out.

Brian: So I'll go get lois.

Chris: I'll get the food.

Meg comes back.

Meg: I'll start the car.

Peter: Meg...who let you back in?

THE END

I don't know if that was funny but its funnier if you actually see it.

What else could I possibly say before my heart pounds out of my chest...

Oooo, wise words of wisdom.

'When God gives you a talent, run with it; letting it go to waste is like slapping him in the face' -Micheal Jackson, Martin Luther King Jr. and I believe many others have said something along the lines of this.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drinks the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

The black man then sat back down. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born, you were PINK, When you grow up, you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

DO YOU...

1. Close all the lights in your basement the run the fuck out of there thinking something might grab you?

2. Go into your fridge only to realize there is no food, but you keep going back as if food is suddenly going to appear?

3.Sit in a room (alone or with other people) and just randomly break out in laughter?

4. Have someone talk to you for a really long time and you're staring at them, but not listening to a word they're saying?

5. Suddenly had the urge to slap someone for no apparent reason.

6. Stand in line and a lady comes with her crying baby and you just want to yell "WOULD YOU SHUT THAT CHILD UP?!"

7. Think you could just drop out of school and marry rich instead.

8. Walk on the side walk and want to yell "CAN YOU LIKE, WALK ALITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?" to everyone getting in your way.

9. Still watch Fresh Prince eventhough they haven't made a new episode in years?

10. Get surprised that you're not dead from all those chain e-mails that you never sent that said you were going to die if you didn't forward them.

11. Cheat on the game heads up 7up in elementary school?

12. Wish that chewing gum and wearing hats were allowed in school?

13. Laugh WAY to hard at things that aren't funny?

14. Google anything for no apparent reason, just because you know google knows alot of shit?

15. Think crocs are the ugliest thing created by man?

16. Come home from school and started doing your homework only to 'magically' end up on the computer?

17. Think Dora the Explorer is an Illegal Immigrant?

18. Flip your pillow to get to the cold side?

19. Go to class in the morning then turn to the person beside you and say, "Oh shit, we had homework?"

20. 'BRB' I'm not really going anywhere but neither is this conversation.

21. Hate it when you get out of the shower only to find there is no towel?

23. Asked someone for gum and they say no eventhough you know they have some fucking gum.

24. Love to fart but hate it when other people do it?

25. Think Caillou has cancer?

26. Remember more song lyrics then what you study in a whole school year?

27. Check behind the shower curtain before using the washroom?

28.Look at the clock 100 times during class?

29. Listen to one song over and over again just because it reminds you of someone?

30. Have conversations with your best friend that would be impossible for anyone else to understand.

I was just thinking about the top 30 weird things I do and I've seen others do.

Well after this novel of a profile, you can proceed to check out one of my stories! =D