Yokoso! Please don't stay on my profile for more than thirty seconds, because if you do, your computer might explode from the sheer awesomeness that is Miwa San!! Just kidding. Probably.

Notice: Most of my stories besides the most recent are on hold. Eheheheh...

Oh, yeah, did I mention I'm a State Alchemist? My title is the Coffee Alchemist. I'm also 1/2 homunculus, 1/4 shinigami, 1/4 cat, 1/3 Soul Reaper, 2/9 ninja, 1/7 Irish, 37/39 chocolate, and 96/99 robot. (And I can defy math, thus those fractions don't add up. I'm cool like that.) Not to mention, Hitler was my uncle and Edward Elric is my cousin twice removed.

VOTE IN MAH POLLS!! UH-HUH.

Check out my deviantART account!! My username is Holly-Sempai. Link (sorta): holly-sempai dot deviantart dot c o m. As a sample of my art, I drew my avatar.

Info About Me:

Gender: Can you NOT tell I'm FEMALE?

Personality: ... I'm a lot like Karin from Naruto mixed with Sloth from FMA. I look a lot like Karin, and I'm really smart, very obsessive, braggish, and have random outbursts sometimes. But most of the time, I'm quiet and polite like Sloth. (Though I might really be plotting something.) I'm also easily embarrassed, and could say I have little self confidence. I'm sort of a neat-freak. Most importantly, I'm a MAJOR perfectionist. Out of all the deadly sins, sloth can pretty much describe all my downfalls as well. I'm lazy, hate to practice anything, have a short attantion span, and have a tendency to zone out instead of doing work. That may be why no new chapters of (insert fanfic title here) have been posted.

Appearance: My avatar is pretty much what I look like. (I drew it myself, by the way.) I'm American. I have shoulder length brown hair and have to wear glasses. I would describe my style of dressing as "fangirl lolita nerd." I almost always wear shirts that diplay my love for fandoms or some cosplay accessory. I also love adding bows or flowers or lolita flair to any outfit.

Additional Presonal Info: I'm an artist at heart. I get overjoyed at the thought of creating something, anything, for others to enjoy. I'm also a very childish person in my manners and beliefs. My unusual habits include picking up, using, and keeping any abandoned pens and pencils I happen to find lying around on the ground or elsewhere, and talking in third person about myself. I love anything chocolate, and will often eat sweets in place of a real meal. I'm an avid gamer, and I like RPGs and First-Person Shooters. I play the flute. I could go on and on about my boring life. XD

Names I Go By: Usually I go by "Holly," which is my perferred name online. "Miwa" is my second preferred name. Others include: Pudding, China (as in Hetalia), Rose, and by people in my neighborhood sometimes: "That weird girl who loves perverted cartoons." XD

Age: I'll give you a hint. It's between 0 and 9000.

Current Fangirl Obsession(s): Jasdebi and Tyki from D Gray Man and Wrath from Fullmetal Alchemist! Debitto is fricking awesome and Jasdero is like a lovable little voodoo doll/angler fish... Tyki is just plain hot. Wrath is absolutely ADORABLE (when he's not crazy).

Favorite Books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Ballad of a Shinigami, Maximum Ride, Brave Story

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy series, The World Ends With You, Metroid, Zelda

Favorite Manga/Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Axis Powers Hetalia, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Rosario + Vampire, InuYasha, Pita Ten, Kamichama Karin, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, D Gray Man

Favorite Cartoons: Chowder, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Invader Zim (Gir is the freaking best mascot character EVER!)

Favorite Bands/Singers: L'Arc~En~Ciel, All American Rejects, Yui, Flow, Orange Range, Nana Mizuki, Green Day, Linkin Park, SID

Favorite Foods: Curry is my absolute favorite food. Others include: Tomato Soup, Corn Bread, Sushi, Onigiri (rice balls), Chocolate, Crab or lobster, Just about anything with the word "Mocha" in it... I'm also currently having an obsession over Meiji chocolate snacks. They're soooooo good!

Favorite Anime Characters: Wrath, Envy (FMA), Ciel Phantomhive, Grelle Sutcliffe (Kuroshitsuji), Tyki Mikk, Jasdebi (D Gray Man), Near, BB (Death Note), Honey-Sempai (Ouran), Luppi, Toshirou (Bleach), Kabuto, Sasori, Pain (Naruto), Momiji, Yuki (Furuba), Russia, China (APH) If you look at that list, you can see that all my favorite characters are males with common traits. They're all either cute little boys, evil, or feminine looking. Or all three!

Family Info: Also, I have a brother who goes by Kaz online. I call him "hentai baka nii-san" most of the time. He's, uh, odd. But hey, he listens to my bull and fangirling and I listen to his bull and fangirling, so it all works out. -Shot.-

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Favorite Pairings:

Death Note: Raito/Misa, Mello/Near, Mello/Matt, B/L, Naomi/Raye. There is a lack of female characters in this series...

Naruto: Naruto/ Hinata, Sakura/ Lee, Sasuke/ Karin, Konan/Pein, Kurenai/ Asuma

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/ Riza, Ed/ Winry, Ling/Ranfan, Gracia/Hughes, Scar/Lust, Parental!Roy/Ed, Parental!Izumi/Wrath, Brotherly!Ed/Al, Brotherly!Al/Wrath. I'm all for canon pairings! Also... Edward/ Envy... Sometimes...

Hetalia: Italy/Germany, Russia/ Lithuania... Uh, it's all yaoi...

Bleach: Toushirou/ Momo, Ulquiorra/Orihime, Ichigo/Rukia, Ichigo/Orihime

I don't really mind reading yaoi. I wouldn't go for really deep yaoi, but if it's just fluffy or seems more brotherly, I'll read it. I guess this stems from the fact that most of my favorite anime characters just don't have any pairings with girls that make sense. I definitely wouldn't write yaoi myself though!

Pairings I Dislike/Don't Want To Read/Will Gag Myself With a Spork Just for Thinking About:

Death Note: Mikami/Raito, Misa/L, Takada/Raito, Anyone From Yotsuba/Anyone Else, Any and All DN Yuri Pairings

Naruto: Sasuke/Itachi, Sasuke/Madara... There are too many pairings I dislike from this series. These are the main ones. Uchihacest... Eww.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Envy/Winry, Scar/Anyone Other Than Lust, Envy/Wrath, Rose/Ed, Dante/Anyone, Riza/Anyone Other Than Roy, ABSOLUTELY NO ELRICEST!!

Really I only dislike most of these pairings if they're badly written or contain random lemons. Like the pairing Wrath/Envy for example. I don't dislike the pairing if done right but Envy is always so mean to Wrath in most of those fanfictions that it makes me want to cry! Envy/Winry is about the same. (Now, any well written pairing with Envy makes me one happy fangirl!) And some pairings I only dislike because of my strong love for another pairing. (Like I won't read any pairing with Scar or Riza unless they're paired with Lust and Roy respectively.) Also, there are some characters I just don't like paired with anyone. And I'm not about to read incest of any kind! I can't believe some sicko would write such a thing!!

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My Quotes:

"Your face!" -My comeback for everything. I'm so original.

"Did I ever tell you you're my bestest friend in the whole world? Now... Can I have five dollars?" -Yes, my friends hear this everyday.

"If there is a fork in the road, I will simply use it to stab nii-san." -True, true.

"I'm gonna take a potato chip and EAT IT!!" -Making fun of the epic potato chip scene from Death Note at lunch.

"I'm gonna take this pudding and EAT IT!! And when I'm done, I'll take this sandwich and EAT IT!!" -Still making fun of Raito.-

"Sasuke, NOOOO!!" -Shouted overdramatically while watching Naruto.-

"There is such a thing as TOO MANY CROSS-DRESSERS!! I mean really, is there even a line between male and female in this series?!" -Referring to Fruits Baskets. And I mean every word.-

"Ohmygod, MALE PMS!!" -Referring to Envy from FMA.-

"Look, look!! It's a little homunculus boy! And he stole Ed's arm and leg, ISN'T THAT CUTE?!" -Referring to Wrath, from FMA. I... don't think I meant to say stealing Ed's limbs is cute. It just sort of happened.-

"ITA... DAKI...MASU...!!" -After running for a very long time I collapsed into a chair, about to faint, and began snacking on Pocky...-

"I swear to drunk I'm not god." -That is the funniest line I've ever got off the Internet!-

"Miwa wants cookies!" -Demonstrating my bad habit of talking in third person. Heh heh.-

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Random Quiz Time!!

1. What's the closest thing to you that you're not touching right now?

Uh... My Ipod and my lucky mechanical pencil.

2. Turn to page ten of the nearest book. Read the third word on the page.

The word is uh... "put." The book was Kamichama Karin book five.

3. What's the last thing you ate?

Macaroni and cheese from Burger King.

4. What do you think about avocados?

Ewww!

5. Bleach or Naruto?

Meh... I like them both about the same!

6. So, what's on your computer's wallpaper?

I have this really awesome picture of all the FMA characters at a party, dressed in suits and formal stuff! And they have lots of wine and beer...

7. Do you have a sketch book? What's the last thing you drew?

I do have a sketch book. The last thing I drew was a doodle of Envy and Wrath from FMA...

8. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

This really odd dream involving a Death Note, the police dressed in tutus, kiddy pools, and Carlisle from Twilight dancing a polka in the nude. Yeah.

9. Okay, now take the third letter from each of your answers! Do they spell anything?

MECWHAOI... Does that even sound like a word? Lulz, I think not. Looks sorta like "mecha whale yaoi"... Or not...

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Anyways... That kept me busy for a whole ten minutes! And since I have nothing else left to put in my profile... Uh...

PEACE OUT!!