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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Hye, my name is Saki. Here is my profile... i'm obsessed With Naruto. And Harry POtter. you love me for this ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God Naruto x Hinata (NaruHina) -- SO CUTE!! Naruto x Sakura (NaruSaku) -- Naruto loves Sakura as in a sister way! Sakura loves Naruto in a brother way so don't get things wrong! Naruto x Sasuke (NaruSasu) -- WTF?! Sasuke x Sakura (SasuSaku) -- It's cute Sasuke x Hinata (SasuHina) -- ...Those 2 barely even know each other people! And...YUCK! Sasuke x Ino (SasuIno) -- OMFG -gags-! -starts turning green- Blech! Sasuke x Temari (SasuTema) -- Wtf?! No chance...Sorry! Sakura x Shikamaru (ShikaSaku) -- There ok...I guess... . ' Sakura x Itachi ( ItaSaku ) -- BEST COUPLE IN THE UNIVERSE! Sakura x Neji (NejiSaku) -- ...I don't think so! Sakura x Lee (LeeSaku) -- I'M GONNA PUKE! Neji x TenTen (NejiTen) -- So cute! 3 Lee x TenTen (LeeTen) -- ...Ewww... Shikamaru x Ino (ShikaIno) -- Those 2 are so cute together! 3 Shikamaru x Temari (ShikaTema) -- There ok...Sorta cute... Hinata x Kiba (KibaHina) -- Ok couple... Hinata x Shino (ShinoHina) -- Ew...No comment... If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever had the insanely moral urge to bitchslap Sasuke, copy this into your profile. If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, please post this onto your profile ( oh yeah! i feel special! CHA! SHANNARO!(sp?)) XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile. If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your :If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.: If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXxfreak-4-God If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list;Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God If you hate Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list;Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,Freak-4-God If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever had the insanely moral urge to bitchslap Sasuke, copy this into your profile. If Shino is one of your favorite characters, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile (oh my gosh...i accually could!!) Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Sakura 2. Naruto 3. Itachi 4. Pein 5.Tsunadae 6. Gaara 7. Temari 8. Shikamaru 9. Kankuro 10. Kakashi 11. Deidara 12. Sasori 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? um...gaara and deidara? um... no 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? -drools- if Pein wouldn't ave THAT many peircings, yeah 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Sasori get Shikamaru pregnant? Temari would kill Sasori, oh wait, Chiyo-baa-sama and Sakura-chan did that :P 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? That Kankuro was in? Yeah most gaara sakura fics have him in at least once 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Naruto and Gaara? Well as friends, yeah, they are in the anime, but as lovers? well.. if your into that kind of stuff 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Tsunade and Kakashi, or Tsunae and Kankuro... uh, Kakashi. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Temari walked in on Naruto and Sasori having sex? um, be scared for life? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic? ok, here goes : So we know about Itachi being an ANBU Captain, but who was one of his team mates? Why our one and only Copy Cat Ninja Kakashi. What happens when these to go on a mission together, in Snow country? Will Itachi be a little less emotionless now? Only time will tell...: oh i get shivers just THINKING about it! -drools- 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Of corse, shika sakura is really good, especially since there both geainusis (i cannot spell that word to save my life) 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. The lost Wind Godess and the Cold Sand Killer 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? WHAT KIND OF WORD IS DE-FLOWERED? i mean i know what it means but... i dunno, i guess i'll try here goes : Sakura is captured by Akatsuki because they find out she is holding the mother of all the bijjus(sp?) the Cat/wolf/dragon demon, Pein finds more interest in her than just a demon, will there love blossom, like the flower Sakura is named after?: ok, more of a summery, but i thought it was good 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? het? huh? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yeah, my friend Katie. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five Tsunade, Pein, Naruto? maby a fight scean between Tsunade and Pein, and maby a fatherly sonly...thing, if they want to beleive that Minato is accually Pein (i dunno, i'm neutral) 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? ICHA ICHA! -giglle- -blush- 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Wake Ue Up When September Ends 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? T, cause it would be about how gaara and Sasori (brothers) are fighting over Sakura. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? For Kakashi to use on Naruto? Hey foxy -wink- (can barly see the keyboard is laughing to hard) 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Deidara describe Shikamaru and Naruto? i dunno, friends? 20) How emo is Seven? HAHAHA! Temari? Emo? HAHAHHAHA!!...oh wait you were serious? -Temari comes and kills the person who said she was emo- DIE!! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile(almost? i can barly read the letters on my keybored!) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile (SQUEE! CUTE!!) You know you have been on the computer TOO long when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.(never done THAT,but ok) 2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.(true, true) 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they(coughcough I coughcough) don’t have a screen name or Myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.(yep) 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.(yay) 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.(woah, mind reader) 9.) And you were too busy reading to notice there is no number 5.(say what?) 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check and see if there was a number 5.(CREEPY!!) 11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.(well maby just alittle XD) ~~if you have anythings like this, please email me, or send me a personal message. Well enjoy Fanfiction.net!~~ ~ps. tonight i finally got behing the weel of my dads car...and DROVE(i'm 13, it was a whole parking lot)...holy crap, now i know why teenagers get in wrecks -ok ok slow down...BRAKE! ok now turn...10 and 2 10 AND 2!! ok ok, now shuffle DONT CROSS YOUR ARMS, good good isn't this easy- (GLARE!!)~ IF YOU HAVE EVER READ A FANFICTION AND GIGGLED LIKE KAKASHI THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME freak-4-God STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. mwahahhahahaha!-hold up hands in that weird way as if there waiting for something to drop- oh yeah, be jell-o-ous! ~but seriously, if you have anything awsome like this please like, give me a link or something, and i'll check it out, thx, have an awsome day on FANFICTION.NET(sad thing is i'm on here, like alot, the only other thing i go on is youtube and WoW~worl of warcraft~)~ Random stuff: You know you live in the twenty-first century when... 1. 5th. graders cuss. 2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item 3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has. 4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car. 6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true." 7. You were too stupid to read number 5. 8. You just went back to read number 5. 9. You find number 5 isn't there. 10.You start laughing. 11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!" 12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!) If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile SUPPORT THE BUNNY! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, If you're Canadian and damn proud copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! 3DG girl, CommitedToKiba, Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' PROOF! That Sasuke... cares... for Sakura. It may not be love, but HE STILL CARES FOR HER! -During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time. -When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still) -When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her. -During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style. -Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward. -After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. -Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her. -Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that. -During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. -After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had bettersave Sakura no matter what, then run away. -Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura. -Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner. -Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second. -Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit. -After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Narutosaved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her. -When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face. -When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her. -During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through. -This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something. -Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still. -(From Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed. -Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think. -Sasuke bit his lip RIGHT BEFORE he said "Thank You", and it was like he was hesitating, and debating whether he should say it or not, but he DID say it, meaning, he WANTED her to know that he knew about all the stuff she did for him, and that's just a big collective thank you, so that means he's sensitive enough to not just walk off and not thank her for all the awesome thinkgs she did. I give credit to gaarafaves for telling me about that one. -Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench. -Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. -In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body exceptSakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm... Made By: Dying Sakura Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. (Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.) (i got this from http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1489930/ profile) Proofs that Sasuke cares for Sakura... -During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time. -When they were escorting Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come. -When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her. -During the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style. -Again during the Chunnin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward. -After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her. In addition, you could see how Sasuke squeezes Sakura's hand with his own, as if asking her to not let him go. -Also during the Chuunin Exams in The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her. -Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receded. I think that happened because Sakura's just about the only person who can suppress Sasuke's dark side... pity is it wasn't enough... -During the Preliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark recede was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop. Again a proof that Sakura has some sort of control over his mind. -After Gaara semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away. -Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, referring to Sakura. -Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner. -Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closely, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second. -Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit. -After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he save her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her. -When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face. (More than just a hint in my book.) -When Ino hugged him during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her. -During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through. -This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. And there was more to it than it seems: I think Sakura, judging by the look Sasuke had in his eyes, really made Sasuke wonder if he should leave. Watch it closely, people! -Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still. -Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he was actually thankful that she loves him...provided that Sakura was almost the only person in the world who actually loved him (he lost his family after all) and still loves him...that's way worth to be thanking her for, don't you think? -The night Sasuke was leaving, just before he said, "Sakura...Thank you" you can see, if you look closely, that he's biting his lower lip before he talks and then knocks her out. -In the English dub, you can hear how sincere Sasuke's voice is. -Also in the English dub, Sasuke, instead of saying, "Thank you" like in the Japanese, he says "Thank you for everything." I know they want to get the lip motions right but come on, how can that NOT point to something. -When Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay, but he chose to lay her on the bench. -After Sasuke knocked Sakura out I could tell that he caught her. The thud when the screen was blank sounds like Sakura fell to the ground but it's actually Sasuke catching her. I know this because of the way Sakura started to fall. That ground was stone and if Sasuke didn't catch her, she would have hit her head severely. If that happened, she wouldn't have been able to wake up the next morning when the ANBU people woke her up. -Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'. And I also think that he calls her like that in a good way...I mean by annoying someone, you could really make yourself noticed and even show your better side...Welll, at least this is how it is the real life...So why the hell this cannot be in anime too? In conclusion: Sakura manages to at least make him feel something. Only for up to date manga readers... -Very subtle hint that may just be my opinion. When Sasuke blows up the hallway and he's looking down in the hole at Sai, Sakura is the first one to see the new Sasuke. She's the one he last saw when he left Konoha(left the city, not during the Find Sasuke Arc) and she's the first one he sees out of Team 7. -When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato go to find Sasuke, and after they do. It was after Sasuke talked with the Kyuubi. He said that he didn't want to use any of his cruder methods. Of course, Orochimaru stopped him, but that shows that even after two and a half years, he still cares, even if it's just a little. He still has "bonds." -When Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato met up with Sasuke, the only one to come out from that meeting physically unharmed was Sakura. -Some say that Karin, in Team Hebi, has hot pink hair. That is possible, cause if the pink is darker, i think manga-drawers would actually make them black...well, you can't make them grey, like between light pink and brown or red. But back to the topic. If Karin did have pink hair then maybe Sasuke picked her because she reminded him of Sakura. The pink hair and the specialty with chakra. Movies -In the first Naruto movie, at the end when the Snow Country became the Spring Country, when all the snow melted, you could see Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke had his head resting on Sakura's lap and he didn't mind. -All throughout the movie, Sasuke and Sakura were always working together. Come to the dark side… we have Sasuke!! (We'll gladly give him back if Naruto can find him.) 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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit (helllllll yeah) Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUTO!! and SASUKE!!) 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers TOTAL SINGS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS) TO KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS FLIRTING (guys... you better listen to this) 1) she makes eye contack and smiles at you 2) she hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say somthin funny 3) she flips her hair when she talking to you 4) she touches your arm when she talks to you 5) she say 'NO IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHO I LIKE' with a big smile on her face 6) she askes you who you like or who you would go out with semigly interested 7) When you go to the movies with a bunch of friends she is always next to you 8) she critizez girls you like 9) you catch her staring at you 10) she plays with your hair and she trys to put makeup on you 11) her friends outside of school and inside of school know about you and says she talks alot about you 12) she knows your phone number and address 13) she will try to spend time with you and talk to you as much as possible TO KNOW WHEN A GUY IS FLIRTING (-writes this shit down-) 1) he stares at you alot 2) he hits you alot (just play hitting) 3) he uses the first thing that pops p in his head to start a conversation 4) he yelled 'HI' the day your mom picked you up from school 5) he blew of his buds to watch 'run away bride' with you because you couldent get and girls to come with you 6) he trys to make you laugh even if hes going to get hurt in the process 7) his voice gets softer when he talks to you 8) you hung up on him he called you back 9) you were invited by him on a group outing 10) he called you to talk about nothin at all 11) he imitates your laugh OK you snort sometimes wich make you laugh harder 12) he remembers little things you said in conversations 13) he somtimes stares stright into your eyes 14) he dose any possible way to touch you "hair thigh face etc" This is a Poem dedicated to all that was lost Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge . Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit,Mist Lionshade, SkelexTheDarkAvenger, urascoldaswater, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka,freak-4-God ~Ways to Freak out Your Roommate~ (From Sessha's Crazy) 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them? If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later? What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time? Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'? Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? ugh, i agree Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?ewwww Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?...oh shit... What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose? You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (dude the clown thing? no joke, they scare the living crap outta me. Seriously. Haunted house. Clowns. BIIIIIG NO-NO!!) Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex" I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever _0_0_0 If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends. 9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? If you think Sakura and Sasuke are meant for each other, copy this onto your profile. 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? -Sakura,Sasuke,Temari,Anko,Itachi in that order 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? – SasuSaku, ItaSaku , ShikaTem, NejiTen 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? -ewwwww...sasunaru, on occasion 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? - No but i wish i could 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: 5 posters6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? – Kisame. Dont ask, i just, am sooo in love with him! (seriously) 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? - i know loads like NaruHina but yeah, i think they are adorable. She can cvalm him down, and he can make her more... not8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? -SasuSaku!! no doubt about it 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? -Team 7 of course! 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) –yes. Yes i do, i think he is Obito,Tobi, and Madara 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? -Yes I do. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? –Sasori and Itachi, why did they have to die? 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? –Pro-Sasuke!! Even if he left Konoha and hurt Sakura i still love him! 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? -Yes. All of tehm, sub,dub,original,shippuden, and i've read teh manga. I am one of THE BIGGEST Naruto fan you will EVER meet. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? - yes 17. Sub or dub? –sub. cause sasuke's japanese voice is just... -sighs- wonderful...-fangirl- but then again, Crispin Freeman (english Itachi), is THE BOMB. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? -Pro-Sakura! I have always liked her even from the beginning 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? - funny. He messes with deidara!! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? -Yes I do. 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? –sorry Gai but Ugly nerd. 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? -Haku, at first i thought he was a girl 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? - he is a weird but he is so sweet to sakura 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? -Pein, i think it would be cool, if he were like... turned nice or w/e and he made a truce with Konoha, and then, all my fav characters would come back to life, and then it would all be awsome!! (but then the ending series would be near... NVM!!)25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? -Well if i read them until midnight, every night i think i do. Plus i would not be here if i did not 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? -yes but i need to start updating faster 27. Do you like lemons? –NO! I WILL NEVER READ THOSE SEX SCEANS! I WOULD SKIP OVER THEMN!! 28. Do your parents know Naruto characters? –they only know about the 'Uchihen' Masacar. please. Uchihen? Do your reserch people! 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? –yes it is hilarious i have wathed them all 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? -yes 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? -yes 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? -yes 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? -well, from reading all these fanfictions, my spelling has gone up 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? -no, fanfiction is FREE! 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? -YES, YES I DO. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? –... no 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? -yes. 2 sketching books worth. But most arent good. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? –ohhhh yeah... esspecially when he fights Deidara, his shirt is off -drool- 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? –Yes. Saki. But i might not use her in fanfictions... 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?-Yes. that has been proven multiple times. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK, cherryblossom429, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, DanichT02, Kakifuarika, cherryblossomdream If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, Kashira358, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, candyluver, sakura-nekoblossoms2078, cherryblossomdream,freak-4-God, I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid ugly WHORE!! January February March April May June July August September October November December Women's Vocabulary Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow". Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome". Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing" Things That Piss Me Off People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! Women Superiority We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxi's stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We know the Truth about whether or not size matters. If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. Wise Thoughts Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut Teen Commandments 1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2. Thou shall not do drugs. 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6. Thou shall not get into fights. 7. Thou shall not skip class. 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. 9. Thou shall not think about having sex. 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (I laugh my butt off when I read this) -Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you know your gonna name your kid something anime related, copy and paste this to your profile! If you like to wear your hair in an anime style, copy and paste this into your hai—I mean profile. If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. (NO! If they didn't 'screw up' Naruto, how many of us would ACCUALLY watch Naruto. We saw it on T.V first!) If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you think the power of the chibi face should be the solution for everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the person who came up with Copy and Pastes was a genius, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’re so obsessed with anime that you’ll watch the same episode ten times in a row, copy and paste this into your profile. (GIRLS ONLY) If you're a tomboy (and you're proud of it!), copy this and paste this into your profile. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile If you do not want to be scared for life/ and or throw up in your mouth, do not, i repeat DO NOT click this link!! http://getnine.deviantart.com/art/Request-3-Sasuke-X-Orochimaru-64803933 i think i just cried a little it was so scary! 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