Heya guys, I'm Devil-May-Care101

I'm 17 and am currently doing my A Levels at school: Religious Studies, Psychology and History

I live in England, although I would much rather live in America, preferably New York City

Spelling and grammar is my worst enemy in the world, so i apologise in advance. English never was my best subject in school and I always did hate it.

My favourite thing to write about is Danny and Lindsay from CSI New York - I was disgusted with the 'he slept with Rikki' storyline, and i hope they sort D/L's relationship out soon or I might scream. In fact, I was so angry about them ruining it, I am pretending that it never happened.
In fact, am doubly annoyed about what I have heard about season 5 - why bother spending two seasons getting them together just to split them up?

Pet peeve: I HATE DANNY BASHERS. Jeez, if you don't like him a) don't shove it in my face, and b) don't read my stories as he will not be got rid of

I think that if you are a D/L fan and you write fanfiction, it is almost impossible not to write a post 4:16 fic, even if we want to pretend it never happened

My fave type of writing is multi-chapter angst - but i do like happy endings

Have had a recent obsession with writing oneshots. Don't know why, but if you like them, please let me know :)

I sometimes try for a bit of humour, but it doesn't always work out

Most importantly, I love reading and writing these stories online. Any reviews I get make my day, so please review me, it makes me smile

Fave quote: "The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return" (Moulin Rouge)

My muse is half me and half my mate Laura, who gives me many ideas which I am vair grateful for (e.g. Chapter 21 in Guilt was her idea)

And I think thats about all you guys would want to know. I hope you enjoy what I write, but I do burn easily, so please don't be too harsh :)

Pick the one's that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLSWHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay

I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in s BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.

If you hate sterotypes. The just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

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1. Even the best kept secrets don't stay hidden » reviews

Can she keep it together when her family's greatest secret is revealed? DL, possible other pairings. Please r'n'r.

CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 8-15-08

2. Kept her word reviews

What had he been thinking? Why had he followed her when it could, would, only end in heartbreak. His heartbreak.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08

3. Friendships form in the weirdest of places » reviews

DL, FlackOC. Everyone finds that one person who remains a friend for life, usually in the last place you would expect to find them. And these friendships last through the good times, and of course, inevitably, the bad times too. QUITE VIOLENT START

CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 8-10-08

4. On the edge reviews

Understanding can only last until a certain point. Quite a bit of swearing XD. Linked to 'Let Go' companion pieces.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08

5. Walk away » reviews

Betrayal, Confusion, Pain. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you just walked away from everything and didn't look back? How far would you run? Xover with Without A Trace

CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 8-29-08

6. Let go: His POV reviews

Companion piece to Let go, but this time, its his point of view. Please r'n'r.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08

7. Let go reviews

Dumb little oneshot. She's finally moving on. Reviews are very much appreciated :

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08

8. Choices » reviews

Post 4:16, oneshot. DL angst. Can she accept what he did, or is she going to go it all alone from now on? Can he convince her to give him another chance? Written in one of my 'I hate men moods'. NO offence intended! Please r'n'r!

CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 8-17-08

9. Shock to fear to anger to grief reviews

How did she cope with what had happened? I didn't think they showed Stella's reaction to the whole Frankie saga very well so this is my take. Slightly Smacked. Enjoy!

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-29-08

10. Did what she had to reviews

Oneshot Post 3:08. Did she do the right thing?

Complete - Charmed - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 8-22-08

11. Even magic can't help with grief reviews

Oneshot: Piper's reaction to Prue's death - what happens when you lose a sister. First charmed fanfic, please r'n'r.

Complete - Charmed - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-19-08

12. Remembering the lost reviews

Everyone can remember the ones they've lost, even if only for one night. Now its the team's turn to remember. Oneshot, please r'n'r.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 8-16-08

13. Can't be gone reviews

Oneshot, no particular episode in mind. Post 3:24 Warning, Character Death. He'd lost everything... Really bad at summaries

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08

14. Guilt » reviews

Lindsay's life is in danger as she races to catch a killer before he hurts a young woman, whos past is just a murky as Lindsay's. Can Danny save her? Now complete!

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,744 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 5-17-08

15. Should I tell him? Can I trust him? » reviews

Set just after 3:03 Love Run Cold. After walking away, does Lindsay have any regrets about what she told Danny? Can Stella help her to sort out what she truly feels? Two parts

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 7-28-08

16. Falling for you reviews

Oneshot 2:24. Spoilers possibly. What happened after Danny and Lindsay left the hospital. Please r'n'r.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 7-29-08

17. Why did you do it? reviews

Oneshot: D/L 4:19. Spoilers for that episode. Lindsay did turn up at Danny's after their talk, and now they have that talk that could make or break their relationship. What will happen to the once perfect couple?

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 7-25-08

18. Rather me than you reviews

Oneshot 3:24 Spoilers for that episode. How does Lindsay react to what happens in the warehouse? And what does Danny think about her reaction? Please r'n'r.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-08

19. You're never alone reviews

Oneshot: 3:12 - Lindsay left without saying a proper goodbye to Danny. But he won't leave things they way they are. What should have happened after she gave him the card. Please r'n'r.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-20-08

20. Looking at the sky reviews

Lindsay's thoughts after the courtroom trial in 3:18, with Danny thrown in there too. What I think should have been on the show : Oneshot. Please r'n'r.

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-17-08

21. After the blast reviews

Oneshot: Based on 3:02 Not what it looks like. Danny's thoughts to Lindsay going undercover. Please R'n'R :

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 7-17-08

22. What if reviews

What I think should have happened between Danny and Linday. Is forgiveness posible? Oneshot. Spoilers for 4:16. Please review, it makes me happy :

Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 7-9-08