Name- Tsuki Iashu (More like a split personality than actual name. I have like 5 of them.)
NickName- Chibi-san-sempei (This is because I am shorter than all of my friends And my younger sister but older than all of them save one who moved away soooo... Yeah. It's well deserved.)
Age- Hmm... Physically or by heart? 18 in November. But 4 at heart!! :Cheesy Smile:
Fav's- ... Music is tied with... POCKETS!! (o.O WTF!?) Yes, you read correctly, pockets. One of the best inventions EVER!!... Sorry. XD

IMPORTANT!!

WHY IS IT SOOO HARD TO FIND A GOOD STORY?! I mean, I read a lot of good stories but not any GOOD stories. I want the bad guy to win. I want pain and suffering. I want dreams to be broken, souls to be torn, shredded and maimed peice by minscule peice. I want hope and love destroid in the face of all beleivers. I want nothing happy, not even the one who won and conqured. I want death and blood and hate to be a constant, a never ending cycle. I want horrid perfection of nothingness to reign and dominate all living and dead beings and thoughts.

If you could please give me a name or link or something to a story with this in it, I would GREATLY apreciate it. MAJORLY!! O.O Preferably an original fiction or HarryPotter/Naruto/FullmetalAlcamist. PLEASE!! I MUST have it!!

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Chibi says:
-True EpicFailure is when you tell someone that you just failed at something, spell 'fail' wrong, smack yourself in the face for doing so and accidently poke your eye, fall over laughing at how much fail at life, trip down the stairs to tell someone else how you failed, forgot why you went there when you finally made it, worded it wrong TWICE!! when you finally remembered, then triped back up the stairs to facebook it and spell it wrong again! (Yeah, I just did that...)

I have a page on tripod.com where I will be posting my stories (They'll still be here of course just there as well) and a few pictures from some of the stories I write. For example I have up a picture of my OC from 'Freeing Gaara' Iashu Tsuki.I will also be posting up pictures of random art (Just to tell you. They have nothing to do with the stories, they are just there) I believe it is easy to navigate (I'm trying anyway. It should be self explanitory) Please check it out. http://chibisansempei.tripod.com/

I FINALLY graduated highschool!! XD Boy was there a lot of drama surrounding it, too. Makes me want to be back in second grade or so. I hated it. ... Meh, oh well! .

Umm... Well, I like to write, so I do. Sometimes, most of the times actually, I do not finish my writings, but since people will be reading I will try my best to do so. I am not very good at writing, but hopefully by doing this I will get better. I also hope that anyone who reads what I write will not be disappointed. I will update as fast as I can. Promise. Also If anyone likes what I write, I will be happy to do requests. Just give me a start and I will do my best.

I LIVE FOR REVIEWS SO PLEASE DO SO!! I also welcome flames... they will be used to burn your house down in the middle of the night. XD

Naruto

I love to pick on Gaara the most because he had a worse life than most others. After that it would be Naruto then Sasuke because they too had a hard life. It makes things more interesting. ANGST!! Love it.

Naru/Sasu~ > Neji/Sasu > Saku/Ino~ > Almost any Uke!Gaara (Even when with a female) > Kaka/Iru > Kaka/Gai~

~ Means Reversed As Well

I try not to be depressing with my writing but it sometimes ends up that way.

One more thing... HINATA IS A MAJOR CLOSET PERVERT!!

Harry Potter

I like to bash Hermione, Ron, Molly, Ginny (Save if she is like a sister to Harry) and Dumbledore. I don't hate them but I'm also not their biggest fan. It adds angst to the story and I LOVE angst filled stories!!

Draco/Harry~ > Harry/OC~ > Draco/OC~ > Ginny/Hermione~ > Seamas/Dean~ > Blaise/Hermione > Blaise/Pansy

~ Means Reversed As Well

Request/Contact Info

If anyone has a request on what they would like to happen- a couple (any as long as their not incest. The only kind I really feel alright writing is twincest, I think of it as narcissism more than actual incest.) Fight, Death, or whatever- just E-mail me at chibisansempei : \ / Yahoo . com\ / MySpace . com \ / GaiaOnline . com \ / FictionPress . com\ /MyYearBook . com\ /HotMail . com\ / with details and I'll do my best.

I couldn't help it. The bold that follows is just random crap that I found. More Info After wards.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, chibisansempei

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
-If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!
-If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

~.~.~.~.~. Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, Hizmit12-Waterlilly3721, chibisansempei
-I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

End.

Okay now that that is over, time for a little information.

If a story is a OneShot you can review it and tell me to add another chapter... making it not a one shot... :Shrugs:

Naruto Story Highlights

All In Distrust- Chapter 2 is almost done.

Freeing Gaara- Chapter 5 is on it's way... I think

Giving Everything- Just starting chapter 10. Kinda lost as to what to do.

For All Of Your Hate Is All Of His Love- OneShot. A 2nd chapter is planed out. Ask if you want it as well.

Forever Unnamed- OneShot. Someone said this one seemed like a part of a bigger story. If asked I'll give a few background chapters

What Is The Unknown- OneShot. Possible multi-chapter.

What The Hell?- OneShot. Part of 'Freeing Gaara'. Appears later on in story.

Harry Potter Story Highlights

Lonely Is Life When Hurt Is All Around- Still working on chapter 2. I think my plot bunny left.

Outside From Within - Chapter 5 is half way done.

The Voice Of A Hero- OneShot. Could be more elaborated on after the dream times. Just ask.

Fruits Basket Story Highlights

True To Know- Got a start on chapter two.

(The reason I haven't updated anything in a while.)
Stories I Am Currently Working On But Have Not Posted - (If you want to read any of these just send me a message and I post the one you want)

Loving Memories- Full Metal Alchemist. Shinobu lost her memories at a young age and has lived in Xing ever since then. One day the milatary comes in to try and keep the peace while the emperor is on his death bed. Shinobu meets some of them and they all seem to remember each other somehow. Havoc/OC (Shinobu is from Ninja Nonsence. My friend, for who this is being written, has based her character on her.)

Stupid Boy- Harry Potter. Harry is going out with Ginny but she is trying to break him of everything he is. He becomes friends with Draco and she doesn't like that and tries to ruin that to. Possible More than likely Harry/Draco, but if asked enough they'll only be friends. Based on Stupid Boy by Keith Urban.

Turns Of Truth And Half Lies- Harry Potter. Twins come from America and bring many secrets with them. CreatureFic(Cats). Slytherins run to a safe hiding place because they are neutral is the war. Take all those who aren't Slytherins if they are neutral as well. Harry/GirlTwin Draco/BoyTwin.

What Was- Harry Potter. Fred/George Twincest. George is upset about Fred dieing. One day he wakes up and all is good in the world. Fred is alive, Voldemort is just a snobby aristocrat, named Tom Riddle, who is always in trouble, Harry Potter is just a constant victum to Riddle's thugs. There is no war. (This info is not relivent and only briefly mentioned) George has a dream flash back, when he told the family of their relations and how they had rejected him. Secret ending, no telling. HaHa. Very happy in a sad kind of way. SUPER strawberry, bordering on corny. #Requested. Same requset of 'What I Want' \'/

The Meaning In Names- Harry Potter. Harry befriends a muggle girl in Surry. It seems as if her dreams are prophetic and many of the latest ones have to do with Harry and the war. After going to Dumbledore she is put in as the professor of a new subject. Art. (Art, Music, and Writing) At the moment it is a PWP story but not completely. I know what is going to happen but not really what goes on in between. Sirius is alive. Explained by dream in first or second chapter. Harry/Draco.

Understanding The Unexpected- Harry Potter. Serene Vogahn is from an old wizarding family and has come to Hogwarts to finish the education she left be hind in order to move. She gets along with, but doesn't befriend, certain people. Portraits of certain things are found and other things are discovered. Things are going in ways no one ever imagined. Harry/Draco

Just A Spectator- Harry Potter. A neutral vampire enrolls into Hogwarts because he wants to see things from a close but safe perspective. He says he's neutral but what about when he helps to save Harry's life. For some reason he feels tied to the boy. Harry/Draco OR Harry/Vamp (Possible three way)

Enough Secrets- Harry Potter. During a very boring summer, Harry reads all of his Hogwarts books but when that isn't enough to placate his mind he orders a few more from a small book shop he found in Diagon Ally the last time he was there. It's only when he gets back to the school when he wished that his mind wasn't so curious. Secrets after secrets are discovered. With so much that is coming to light, Harry wonders if there is anybody that hasn't lied to him. And it all starts when he finds out that Severus Snape is his true father. Bet even he didn't know that little tidbit. Sadly they still don't get along though, until something major (caused by another secret) jumpstarts the fatherly instincts in the potions master. Name the parring. NOT Snarry though.

All Apart Of The Plan- Harry Potter. Tom Riddle has a plan, a great plan, but of course something goes wrong. So, he changes it and it become better. Something happens again, this time it might not be so bad, more like an idea to improve it even more. Again something happens, and it helps him twice as much. Things keep happening until he is sure he is going to end up on top no matter what happens. Now, what did I tell you happens to plans? Something goes wrong. ALWAYS! Poor Voldie...

Reflections Aren't The Same- Harry Potter. Harry goes on a kind of study frenzy to deal with Sirius' death. (Only kind of because he doesn't really retain anything) He starts having dreams about the night of his parents death. Dumbledore allows Harry to be with his friends but not at the Burrow or Grimmauld Place. A former student has always been neutral in the war but when she witnesses Voldemort killing her parents, very loyal servants to him, she offers up her house as a new headquarters for the Order. There Harry finds a book that he had previously read at Hogwarts and read it with more curiosity than before. Randomly, he disappears to Godric's Hollow and the others follow. What they see is shocking to all but not in the sense that it should be. Harry discovers more than one truth. Dumbledore gets angry and does the unthinkable.

Believe And Trust- Harry Potter. There is a saying that surrounds all worlds. 'Believing is seeing. Seeing is believing.' Here in the muggle world there are those who believe in the magical realms. If someone believes hard enough and true enough, they can make something happen. That is where we get telekinesis. In all truth it is wandless magic, there was enough belief in it that it comes true. Sadly, it works the other way around as well. If you stop believing in magic, it will cease to exist. After certain events, Harry finds this out the hard way.

Only So Much- Harry Potter. As it turns out Severus Snape did have a family of some kind. During the summer an eight year old child, with a bad illness, sets off alarms around his house with a note saying that she was a distant family member and her mother was on her death bed, and he was the only family the girl had left. After a few test to confirm it, Severus has a lot to learn about kids. He thought Draco was horrible as a little kid, man this girl beat all others in being adolescent. Hogwarts here she come, you'd better brace you self.

Turning And Spinning- Harry Potter. A month into the new school term Harry has a nightmare and goes to Remus Lupin, who is brought back as the DADA teacher, for comfort. He picked a very bad night to go. It was a full moon, and he forgot. Everyone knows you shouldn't startle a sleeping animal, especially one like a werewolf. Remus bites him thinking that he is a threat. Harry thinks he has finally gotten a hold of his new self when something else happens that completely throws him. Malfoy's a vampire. If everyone thought that they hatted each other before, they'd better watch out 'cause it's at least 60 times worse. But that's not that new to Harry he can deal with that just as before. Well until that happens. That was just to much. That was the straw that broke the camels back.

What I Want- Harry Potter. TwincestThey were as close as ever. Gred and Forge were looked upon by the students for their mischief and frowned upon by most of the teachers. They had all the attition they could ever want, right? One would think so. Now, though, they wanted, craved praise from the other. They tried to best each other at everything until they discovered it wasn't just praise they wanted. They hungered for a forbidden love. Each afraid that the other would hate them if it was ever found out, they hid it, hid it so well that they themselves almost believed that they never felt anything. But, of course, nothing is hidden for very long. #Request. Same request of 'What Was' /.\ Different plot.

Those Who Cannot, Can- Naruto. A Girl has moved into Konoha and has requested to be put on a ninja team. The Hokage amuses her for reasons yet to be known (Except to me) what she sees surprises her. Tsunada decides to put her on with team seven. Sasu/Naru

Well, This Is Strange- Naruto. A girl from our world cries herself to sleep one night and wakes up in the wonderful world of Naruto. She recognizes things but she doesn't know where from. She is found by Kakashi, Kiba, Neji, and Lee, all of whom tell her that her 'parents' have been looking for her for five days. After a while she kind of befriends Sai. Secretly she follows team seven to Suna, who leave on a messenger mission, and literally runs into Gaara. Gaara/OC

My Demons-Naruto. In the land of Lightning lies the eight tails demon Hatachi. A ninja from Kumogakure wishes to, unwittingly, pick a fight with it's host Killer Bee. One of the ninjas jutsu are interrupted and the demons host is wounded and it escapes. Thankfully very few people know that this happened and it is sealed into the ninjas 4 year old daughter, who was brought into the picture as a form of pain to the man. Later on this girl helps Naruto and Gaara deal with their own demons. Letting them know that just because they had them didn't make them bad people, it just made them have a few more problems to take care of than the normal person did. Possibly Naru/Gaa OR Naru/OC OR Gaa/OC.

Smile, Argue, Laugh And Live- Naruto. A mother jaguar lost her cubs and when she stops her search for them, knowing they are dead, she hears the crying of a human baby. As is with most mother animals, when the children are dead she tries to replace them to get over the pain in her heart. It may not be of the same species but she was desperate and there were no humans around to claim it. With out her it would die anyway and with not being your average jaguar, she couldn't do that to one so young. A few years later they run into team seven. Mother jaguar dies and Rai, the human cub, goes to live in Konoha with Naruto. Many funny things. Different chapters hold different things. (Kind of like TV shows) Rai and Kankuro have an argument over who looks more like a cat. (Makes more sense if chapter one is read) Rai and Kisame fight, calling each other names like fish bait and cat face. Rai and Gaara agree on may things. Rai tackle glomps Sasuke. Mostly a bunch of nonsense and funny stuff. Naruto and gang fight sound to rescue Sasuke, that's a serious part not to much funny and possibly character death. Naru/Sasu, Gaa/Neji, Shino/Temari, hinted Tenten/Lee