| KNO |
Author has written 45 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Naruto, Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Airhead. Hey you, who's reading this! . . . Hi! Praise and glory can only be to God. I listen to MuggleCast. So should you. Stories: Wrong - Don't hold your breath. XD Breaking the Habit - Latest chapter is up. War and Politics - Eh. Giving me trouble. Surviving Summer - Chapter 3 is in queue. Fighter - Chapter 11 is complete and published. Vicissitude - Updated when inspiration is received. Kimonos - Don't kill me? Kunoichi - Ditto. Projects In the Works: Freshpaint's fic in exchange for her lovely TenTen/Neji drawing she drew for me. :D It will be up as soon as I finish it. . . Which will be never. XD
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1. Vicissitude » reviewsA collection of drabbles and one shots. Neji and TenTen pairing. Contains regular appearances of other characters. Rated M for strong language, sexual references and innuendo, some dark material, and gore.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 4-8-09 - Neji H. & Tenten2. Surviving Summer » reviewsA summer AU. Sakura Haruno is a cynical sixteen year old from the city. When she is forced to spend her summer at the coast with her family, she's compelled by a certain blonde to stop looking at life like a passenger and take the wheel. T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - Sakura H. & Naruto U.3. Fighter » reviewsYou don't mess with her. Rated T for language and slight gore. Alternate Universe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,159 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 10-15-08 - Tenten & Neji H.4. War and Politics » reviewsA political and historical AU. In the fall of 1909, an Ambassador of Japan is sent to China to form an alliance with China's Empress Dowager. Whether he can gain the trust of she and her advisor, however, is another story. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 3-24-09 - Neji H. & Tenten5. Breaking the Habit » reviewsKonoha High School is divided in its social entities. You don't associate with a clique that is not your own. Period. Alternate Universe: High School Fiction. Rated T for language and other themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,270 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 9-1-08 - Tenten & Sakura H.6. Wrong » reviewsTenTen tells of times with her team, the ways of a learning kunoichi, and most importantly: her bonds in this very mortal world of shinobi. Rated T for strong language, violence, and gore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,098 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 8-18-08 - Tenten & Neji H.7. Disappear » reviewsChristopher Maloney's point of view of how his best friend died. Rated T for language. Contains spoilers!Airhead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete8. Subtle reviewsOne shot though it is quite long . A Neji/Sakura pairing. Surrounded by constant death and despair, the ANBU captain and his subordinate are required to learn a few things. Love, for one. Rated T for some language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - Sakura H. & Neji H. - Complete9. Kunoichi » reviewsA series of one shots featuring some of the kunoichi of Konoha.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-15-09 - Tenten & Sakura H.10. Rest reviewsOne shot. A short piece between Neji and Sakura as they are resting.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-09 - Neji H. & Sakura H. - Complete11. Kimonos » reviewsA ten one-shot series featuring different types of kimono. A TenTen and Neji pairing, told from TenTen's point of view. Rated T for language and references to sexual assault.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 3-24-09 - Tenten & Neji H.12. Proofing » reviewsOh, the joys of proofing your home for the safety of your children. Neji and TenTen try to survive the many ails that come with children. Neji/TenTen pairing. Rated Teen for mild language, some mischeif, and alcohol consumption.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete13. Forever » reviewsA series of one-shots. Neji/TenTen pairing. Rated T for some language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 1-22-09 - Neji H. & Tenten14. Past, Present, Future reviewsOne-shot. Naruto and Sakura discuss their past, present, and future. Naruto/Sakura pairing. Rated T for language and some vulgarness.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-09 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete15. False Pretenses reviewsA nomadic coven travels to Washington to greet a friend of a member. Apparently, Cullens play with their food. Rated T for language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-26-08 - Carlisle & Edward16. Gift reviewsChristmas one-shot. Ino wants a gift. Shikamaru reluctantly gives her one. Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete17. O Christmas TreeChristmas one-shot. Sakura and Naruto enjoy the winter-ness that is Christmas.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Published: 12-24-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete18. Mistletoe reviewsChristmas one-shot. TenTen gives the Hyuga an unexpected gift for Christmas. ;D Rated what it is for language. I think.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete19. Grave reviewsOne shot. TenTen grieves Neji's death.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete20. Howl reviewsOne-shot. The scariest night he ever experienced. Rated K for slight gore.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-08 - Remus L. - Complete21. A Naruto Halloween reviewsOne-shot. Lee throws a Halloween party, and the "Konoha Eleven" and their senseis are invited. Rated T for some language and mischievous activities.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-08 - Lee R. & Tenten - Complete22. Intro the Gravity » reviewsBeing the leader of a bunch of genetically altered, mutant bird-kids wasn't something I particularly enjoyed. But it was my job. Rated T for possible language and gory themes. As far as I'm concerned, a Book 4 doesn't exist.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 9-8-0823. Bend » reviewsNeji, TenTen, and Music. Neji/TenTen pairing. Rated T, for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,446 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 7-12-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete24. Clocks Don't Tell Time » reviewsON HIATUS. It's Lily Evans and James Potter's last year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately for James, he still doesn't have Lily. My version of how they got together. Was written after 7th book, and contains some spoilers. Regular characters of the time appear.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,811 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - Lily Evans P. & James P.25. Peace reviewsOne-shot. Neji and TenTen finally name their child.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-8-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete26. Favorites reviewsOne-shot. Shinobi are supposed to be tools, but she was more than that. By far. Rated T for a character death and imaginable gore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete27. Revealed » reviewsON HIATUS. Sequel to Hidden. Konoha has all but forgotten about Akane Hayashi's betrayal, two and a half years ago. But when Team Guy is sent to the Land of Tea for a mission, it appears that not everyone has forgotten. Rated T, just to be safe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 8-5-08 - Neji H. & Tenten28. Hypothermia reviewsOne-shot. TenTen gets hypothermia during a mission. And Neji, being the one who actually listened to when Iruka-sensei was informing of this condition, has to get TenTen back to health. Neji/TenTen pairing. Rated T for some slight gore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-25-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete29. Liar, Liar reviewsOne-shot. Neji and TenTen are both liars . . . whether they admit it or not. Neji/TenTen pairing. Rated T for language and some other unmentionables.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete30. Orders reviewsOne-shot. A little AU. TenTen has two choices to make: To sacrifice her teammate's life and continue with the fight, or abandon the cause to save him. How is she supposed to choose? Rated T for strong language and some mature themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete31. Clothing the Akatsuki reviewsOne-shot. Crack. The Akatsuki finally receive their robes, and complete their evil "image". T for some language, and pure stupidity.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-08 - Pein - Complete32. Hidden » reviewsA girl from the Land of Stone is found in Konoha, requesting to become shinobi. She is accepted into the fold, but not everyone is so welcoming. Re-posted for needed fixings. Rated T for safety.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-5-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete33. United » reviewsCollection of one-shots of the Naruto characters. Re-posted. T for safety. Slight pairings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 7-12-0834. Waltz reviewsOne-shot. Neji and TenTen learn to waltz. Neji/TenTen pairing.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete35. Unseen reviewsOne-shot. TenTen reflects her invisible life on her sixteenth birthday. Neji shows her she's not as unnoticed as she thinks. Neji/TenTen pairing.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete36. Wind reviewsOne-shot. Yamato centric. Rated T for character death.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-08 - Yamato - Complete37. Maybe reviewsOne-shot. Team Guy dines at the Hyuga compound. Neji/TenTen pairing.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-31-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete38. Team 13 reviewsOne-shot. The different points of view of Team Guy as they are announced a team at the Academy.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-08 - Tenten & Lee R. - Complete39. Nike » reviewsON HIATUS. A new mutant attracts Charles Xavier's attention. Her power is interesting. She defies her old life and wants to start a new one with this heading, "Nike."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-9-08 - Wolverine & Xavier, C.40. Stronghold reviewsOne-shot. Sakura reflects on who used to be Team 7. Takes place in Shippuuden area. Supposedly spoilers. Some slight Sakura/Naruto pairing. Rated T, just because.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete41. Float reviewsOne-shot. Sakura learns how to float. Some Sakura/Naruto pairing. Rated T for who-knows-what.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete42. Sides reviewsOne-shot. Neji is in a gang. TenTen's not. Problems occur. Neji/TenTen pairing. Rated T for gang material, mature themes, and a character death.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete43. Persuasion » reviewsON HIATUS. Remus Lupin has been unsure of most of his life. Especially her. Rated T for possible language. Takes place during Book 5 - 7 time frame.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 7-7-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks44. Incidentally » reviewsOne-shot taking place during one of Guy's birthdays. Sake is involved. As is some slight Neji/TenTen.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-10-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete45. Competition reviewsOne-shot of Neji and TenTen playing chess. Smart comments and jibes will ensue.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete