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Well, this is my last day as a fourteen year old girl, and I guess its been great! I love this age fourteen, mainly because its Alex riders age, but unfortunately not much adventure in my life. ((Though I’ll be moving to Maximums age)), except for successfully pricking myself with my epi-pen on my left hand second to the thumb and then spazzing out in the middle of a lesson everyone was intrigued at my speed my body was shaking at and they thought I was on drugs, I was crying and laughing, my finger went white and the teacher didnt realise until there was a crowd assembled around me and Iggy helped my downstairs-carried- while Fang held the horrible needle all the way downstairs- a flight of three actually, could barely walk. Made school headlines for a bit though. Then there was the time I nearly got hit by a bus- a lot of buss. pissing of the bitches and watching them laugh like witches…which…is quite…scary, being massaged by all my mates in Kitbridge-or shitbridge, sleeping over Fangs every weekend non-stop, Logging in to the Furry forums, and Fan fiction and Fiction Press. And dressing up for Jacobs’s party as Vanessa Hudgens who did High school musical. Got a YouTube account as smidge my dad’s army name supposedly, found out loads of funny films like smp films, Mean kitty song and potter pals VERY recommended. Forgetting my mum’s b-day, finding out more stories, having a crush on Alex pettyfer, performing in front of a large crowd in London. Trying coffee for the first ever time- thanks to Fang as well as relentless, monster and many other sugar high products that made me laugh 50 times a second and twitch…as well as the titchy lucozade tubs thanks for the music it ROCKS! I still loved it when she called it butt two times, and it called it a weak insult and so she called it a retard, hilarious. Don’t forget Jemima the invisible friend and if your gunna be mean then my invisible thinks you have mental problems-thanks to fang. Ive enjoyed all the rps and convos weve had together, shadow with Kero….me dating Dakota and Dokota at the same time shhh nobody knew – they thought something different to the other…no 2 timing involved! Everyone not just the wonderful people I have mentioned, but the people I havent mentioned to. And realising I love to write and read stories, act them out as well. I have been camping and danced in front of a crowd before a man got up and danced to horny, im horny-nearly stripping may I add, that place sold lettuce with flies and those bugs in still too. I am moving house soon- were I have a feeling I wont like it. I ve met someone called Alex and his brother Freddie. Ive listened to strange but enticing songs and have found great pictures of Alex pettyfer. Ive thrown my ice cream behind me nearly hitting someone, and seen my old history teacher look like he was on the edge, I saw a garage on fire and laughed at it then walked away with my mates. I have had many laughs with my teachers at the Bitches who look clouded with makeup. I’ve met some awesome people over Fan fiction> please give a clap for, Liveyourlife, Laddiegirl, Aaron…, and Ive read some awesome books and I know Joe and josh, two perverted boys who I walk up and down my lane with, the night we played rugby together and messed about and got sandwiched between two boys…painful, the day I got locked out my own home and had to climb through the pantry window to get in and ended up falling of the dryer. I have been walking beside Fang and fallen on my backside onto the wet grass at Cowes and had everyone laugh at me, including myself, then went running on a beach that had extra water for a kind of pool and feel face first while Fang fell behind me and we made a tidal wave that covered the kids that tried to get us wet…AH HA SUCKERS! Ive ran around a pole 5 times and then climbed it…randomly; I got lost in a supermarket and went crazy on 2 cans of Coke, and me and Fang had an argument in the middle of town while people walked by and watched. I and Iggs watched two girls fight over a springy horse thing-their tactic was screaming at each other…interesting. The magically appearing sheep and Iggys favourite DHL crewth birthday in robin hill. I got caught trying to go down the bridge in my skirt and mum scared the shit out of the boys by her scary hacked of face. I helped out at robin hill and got to meet the team while riding a big car thingy, using those trolley things for stock and using the tag price in about a minute on bag of sweets that I had been given. Ive stayed up all night reading the twilight series and have read more than 190 books; i have met children who adore me, and me likewise. Ive ran into an electric fence grabbing at a tennis ball I walked into a wall, a door, a climbing frame, a stranger, a car and my bed, and have been given a lovely place mats thing by my best friends Nan. Iggy braking my curtains and fang falling onto my extra bed every morning, or Iggy pushing me over Fang and rolling onto my neck at 1 in the morning. Spraying shandy out the window at Fangs on unsuspecting people and losing a sheet of paper that had HI! J Written on it for some kids, all they saw were 2 people laughing there head of as it flew into the road, as well as calling Common people peasants with Iggs as the orange lady in the coaster line-had daddy’s money. I was in Fangs kitchen and she made me laugh and I couldnt stop for a while half hour, her parents thought I was on something- besides the floor. I have been on a rollercoaster with no shoes on and went round and round-couldnt breathe- dressed up as a gangster, went through the floor on oblivion and it broke down afterwards we sat for ages- I got it on my phone…which… has… died… DAMN YOU…I just realised that…shit… crap…bollax….mumbles some more, we nearly drowned in Alton towers pool where a cute guy checked out Lauren and I nearly got his number but she went I won’t talk to you again and then the next day she and Fang wouldnt shut up about him. I have made promises to my friends and are planning on keeping them, I have helped people and I have a handful of friends here but plenty around the world, so whenever I feel lonely I think of the times I tripped and fell over the hurdles on sports day, or joined in on the schools protest were we walked down half of the school field whenever the teachers tried to corner uswaiting for her, he came to me and asked my name-I was so close to saying Max…why?- and then he escorted-yes escorted me from there half way over town to the library- loads of people probably thought I was doing time, glad there wasnt a car, might of turned the lights on and I would have thumped the window with my head concealed by my hood. I was embarrassed by a guy who went out with me when he ignored me and my friends, and when my friend write a note to see if he was dating he said no and the whole class including the teacher laughed at me I found out I love rainy, harsh, and thundery weather and sometime a bit of sun with wind AND SNOW! I remember the day it snowed, I sat by my window ledge and watched it for part of the morning then we all ((my family)) went outside and started a snowball fight by the fields, I threw a snowball at a paranoid cow but it got scared and ran away, I also witnessed a cow get its ass stuck in between the railings…poor thing, probably trying it on for size. I am good at the dance mat and dancing and can make my friends laugh. I and Iggs make up things like blowing up the school, so if something blows up and two girls are laughing like mad that will be us, I have also imagined Iggy on the ceiling Fang and putting it onto high and watching her/him fly. And the three of us imagine flying pigs by pushing our noses and going squeee- the bitches. I don’t know where most countries are but I get by, as I thought Spain was halfway around the world, and Japan was next to China and Ohio was in Canada. Ive hung out my window while reading a book at midnight and have stayed and watched the stars go by, I have enjoyed the company of my friends Iggs and Fang and others too. I have fallen in love with paranormal films and the paranormal as well as making my own horror film. I live in an old farmhouse and I go to school on a bus. I have started writing a book and picked apples from the tree while making an oath. I have lied, stolen and looked shifty while buying groceries in a supermarket-according to my mum’s boyfriend; I have been bugged, hugged and torn in two but have always stayed my part and tried my hardest. I haven’t been feeling too good but my mind is full of MUST STAY ALEX RIDERS AGE! Ive swore, and stuck up for my mates, and bonded stronger with my family and friends. I wish I could stay 14 forever but unfortunately you have to grow….which sucks. I have lost a lot of things this year to but gained much as well. Making my Dog run into the mirror and bark it, or making my old dag Axel run in circles and chase me down the hill, or Madge biting Becky’s tail who was an Alsatian-bigger and stronger than her- and Madge would bite her tail and hold on until she twisted round trying to find her but ended up going round in circles. Though the dogs were great, Madge was a cross terrier and when she tripped in the field if she ran she would do a slow-motion roll for about 5 yards before getting back up and racing back to me with a slightly woozy look. Once-I won’t say who- but someone farted on the ground and it sounded really loud, and my dog Becky got confused, she looked at me, the floor then her butt and back again- sure that it hadnt been here that had let rip, but confused if it could have been- she even started sniffing, I was crying from laughter though she looked at me with disdain after. Doing Jap, and very well in English-not the same with history though…unfortunately. Went to Alton towers, got fake hit with a car. Made Tim laugh and made a song up about him. We have made up words like ballenering; choiring, discombobulated-it is a word! Spweee, squeee, and many more that I have gone brain dead for. And Hi to my mainland mates Rachael, Tom, Matthew, Reece, Felix the cat, Jimmy, Douglas, Yasmin, Christopher, Toby!, Maddie, Bradley and Samuel, Harry and Billy and your little sis, Blane, Sam, Sam, Liam, Oliver, Mickey, Nakita…Damn brain failing to work. Enjoyed myself by reading so many great fanfics over the net, the monobrow returns, Cloud and his cheesy nightmares, Stormbreaker remix- WARNING I thought they had lost of guts to write this and wish they will carry on-GOGOGOhopeless part is perfect. I tied nibbles to a stick, a bomb, Tweak, a cliff, a wall and he hugs me, loves me and calls me George-hes a bot but he married me…weird huh. As well as amazing stories such as breathe, Eragon, Alex rider, Maddie, Torak-YOU RULE DUDE! And so many more that we are brain dead to remember-meh. Watched scary movie and the messengers where a crow flew into a window and scared the living day lights out of Iggs. Watched a play called The Women in Black and tried not to cry, scream, curl up and run out of the theatre screaming like the mad nutter I am, and Wolfs rain- love ya Heiga and Toboy... That same day I went to the Fortune theatre we had to go on a small jetty boat and on the way back it was late, choppy and wet but I stayed where I was and got soaked through by massive waves, and when they tried to help me back I slipped and skidded into the railing. I HATE PORRIDGE AND CHEERIOS! There better to fling about the room. I had a milkshake drinking comp at Shitbridge too; think it gave me influenza so BEWARE.I watched sheep fall of the side of a cliff- it bounced- then went on grazing while FLUBBER came up- I was too busy laughing to hear what he had to say, not every day you see a sheep bouncing of a cliff. I have also got into sports and I am thinking about joining the army or the navy. I have writ poems and made arguments, but most of all I’ve made memories- no matter how sad happy, or funny. Theyll remain with me forever, and I’ll never forget what it was like to be Alex riders age-but now im leaving it and I hate it yeah but, maybe I will somehow get back to this age, 14 just seems to suit me. Im gunna miss you 14 year old self- now its stress, stress and more stress. 14 was bliss and I’ll miss it but now…im gunna be 15, no matter how much I hate the idea. Sleepover’s, jokes, school pranks, days out, London, stories, pictures, celebs, dreams, and friends I will always remember but now I say goodbye, lock this away and open up a new box known as 15…good luck…I’m gunna need it. But one good thing comes from this…I CAN DRINK BEFORE any of you….LEGALLY may I add, you probably already drink. You know everyone wants to be older im the only one who wants to stay at this age. A convo I had with iggers:
Iggy: But its better when your older.
Me: how!
Iggy: you can drive, and drink and…stuff
Me…Legally yes…. But its just illegal at the moment….
P.s. Ha-ha older selfpokes out tongue im stuck as my 14 year old self but your still growing older nununununu…heh .By the way I am 15 now so the title is wrong…Heh.
Well that wasnt much...but it was a laugh but i am now 15 and dancing in the filthy rain at the BESTIVAL! WOOP now all you have to do is read the Fantastic stories down there...cant find the down arrow so...oh well but erm...yeah read them...its worth it youll LOVE them...hopefully and if you dont tell me...the review button only bites if you dont press it...oki! good...ONWARDS AUTHORS OF THE FUTURE...as thats what we are ATFs...Hmmm
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