I am a 16 year old loser from Michigan. I have no life, so I write and read scrubs fanfic. I just changed my name from Gottalovescrubs to HazelInDespair. I am a christian, I do love God. I often wonder if he is ashamed that I do not glorify him through my writing.

I am not your 'typical' christian. I am not against gay marriage. I'm not necessarily FOR it, but i'm not against it. I can argue with my church family for hours about why I do not believe that homosexuality is a sin. I ususally win the argument, too.

Um, I am a lyricist. In the past two years, I have written over 100 original lyrics. I take great pride in my work.

I love singing and acting. I was the wicked stepmother in my schools production of Cinderella. I take pride in that also.

My best friend is Sabrina. Her pen name is Sevix. Check her out if you like Snarry fanfic. She's writing a really funny one right now.

I am currently in a relapse of a severe case of generalized depression and anxiety. It sucks.

I have RLS ( Restless Leg Syndrome ) and SAD ( Seasonal Affective Disorder )

I am facinated by the human mind. I want to be a psychologist and a youth minister/worship minister.

My dream is to hear one of my songs on the radio someday.

I have no clique. My style is punk/scene, but I don't have a specific stereotype. I'm just me.

I'm in a band. Our name is Creepy Man 24. We rock.

My real name isn't Hazel. I'll give you a virtual kiss if you can guess the real one.

I drive a pink moped. It's name is JDOX. I figured if I was going to be riding something, i'd want it to be Perry and JD...together...

LOL JK I also believe in abstinance ( no bom-chicka-wah-wah till marriage )

Well, that is all. I'll add more later, I guess...

Here's a link to some lyrics I wrote in my pathetic blog. I'd appreciate feedback, if you guys are super bored or anything. http://www.thoughts.com/HazelInDespair/blog/i-miss-you-133413/

Here's a link to my Myspace, requested me as a friend if you aren't a creeper.

http://www.myspace.com/savannahkiksbut

I have a yahoo email address. It is hazelindespair@yahoo.com EMAIL ME!

I'm currently writing My Death and It's Repercussions, Good Morning No One, My Protector, Pillow Chat, My Innocent Bystander, Their First Halloween and others that I cannot remember.

I don't know if anybody looks at this, but I assure you I haven't given up on any of my fics. I've just been overwhelmed. I am writing them right now, so rest assured. The longer it takes to write them, the longer the chapters will be. Keep that in mind.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO HARASS LQ to UPDATE RAISING A HAND!! PLEASE!

Here is something I stole Bonzodog.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Scrubs characters:

1) Kim 2) Jack 3)Laverne 4) Dr.Cox 5) Dan 6) Carla 7) Janitor8) Jordan 9) Rowdy 10) JD 11) Turk 12) Elliot

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Turk/Carla. Yes, yes I have

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Dr.Cox. Hell yeah! Don't even get me started on those springy red curls and those baby blues. Ah... Sooooooooo hott~!!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Elliot/Jordan That would be weird, seeing as they are both women... Hm...

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Fics about Rowdy? He was stolen in My Road Trip, but it really wasn't all about him.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jack/Carla That would be considered illegal!! Ew...

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Dan/Rowdy or Dan/JD. Um...it's either incest or beastility...gonna have to pic Dan/Rowdy. Ew...

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

Janitor walks in on Elliot and Jack having sex? Oh my God, is that even possible? For a 3 years old to have sex? I'm sure Janitor would be jealous and disgusted.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Laverne comes back as a ghost and haunts JD because JD is in love with Dr.Cox, and he wants to tell him, but Laverne doesn't want to see Dr.Cox's children grow up in a broken home. LOL That was crap.

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Kim/Jordan God, I hope not. Especially since they were both preggo. Ugh...

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Janitor/Elliot. " You're The Only One Who Treats Me Like A Person " Aw, I think it would be cute!

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Dr.Cox to de-flower Kim. Dr.Cox needs to get his peep examined by the urologist. Kim is on call and gives him an examination that he'll never forget. LOL Too funny.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Janitor slash? Yeah, definitely.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

There aren't many fics about Laverne, so i'm gonna say no.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Turk? Sometimes...

15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Jack/Dr.Cox/Dan God, I hope not. That would be like molestation. And incest.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

JD " Eagle " LOL

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jordan " Man eater "

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kim/Carla/Elliot Oh my God, don't read this. Femslash threeway

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

JD to Jack " I have candy "

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I've never read a fic specifically about Dan.

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Carla The song Mrs. Jones.

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Turk/Rowdy Probably. Maybe sober. LOL too funny

23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?

Laverne/Janitor I don't even want to think about it.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Kim and Rowdy are in a happy relationship until Rowdy suddenly runs off with Dr.Cox. Kim, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Turk and a brief, unhappy affair with Elliot, then follow the wise advice of Dan and finds true love with Laverne.

Title: " A Whole Bunch Of Messed Up Shizzle. "

Bonzodog or Bells of Tomorrow. I think they could handle it better than me.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Janitor/Jordan I'd be surprised to say the least.

I stole this from Bonzodog. Thank you for posting it
so I could steal it. =)