Hey guys!

About me:

I can't tell you my name, but you can call me Holly Rose, (By the way, I chose it because I like Merric of Holly Rose in Tamora Pierce's books, I like Holly Short, and I also like Rosalie!)

I have a really cute cat named Timber,

I live in Ohio,

I love to write and read fanfics although I'm not that good at writing, I love to listen to music, my favorites are classic and pop.

I have long black hair and dark eyes.

I am a perfectionist so there won't be so many grammatical and spelling mistakes in by stories. If you see any at all please let me know.

I enjoy fantasy, romance, and humor, and occasionally drama. And angst. Lots of angst. I'm slightly emo. Please don't get me started.

I hail from Chengdu, China.

Books & Series & Movies I love:

Twilight Series(If you haven't already read it, I beg of you, read it asap. It is pretty much the most awesomest book ever! :D)

Inheritance Series(Gotta love Eragon!! o.O)

Harry Potter Series(Who doesn't love Harry Potter?)

Tamora Pierce's books. All of them. They rock!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians. (IT ROCKS THE UNIVERSE!)

Wheel of Time(for those of you that have read it, have you noticed that Eragon is very similar to it? Or that it was published waay before Eragon?!)

Pirates of the Caribbean(Raise your hand if you've stayed up wondering what might have been. -hands fly up- sigh)

Ten things to do before I die:

Find true love.

Save a life.

See a sunrise and a sunset (Done! Woot)

See a solar and a lunar eclipse.

Read the whole Percy Jackson Series(as they come out one by one. -sigh-)

Explore under the sea.

Go to Greece and Cyprus.

Go to Italy...specifically Volterra, Italy.

Witness the birth of a litter of kittens that I actually get to keep.

Write and publish a book that will be a success.

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100 true.

There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.

You mean the world to someone.

You are special and unique.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.

Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks. Good friends are like stars.
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

Another Survey from Runa!

Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. James Potter

2. Fred Weasley

3. Remus Lupin

4. George Weasley

5. Lily Evans

6. Harry Potter

7. Tonks

8. Draco Malfoy

9. Ron!

10. Colin Creevey

11. Oliver Wood!

12. Alice Longbottom

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Harry/Oliver? Can't say I have. It would be...weird.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? George Weasley? Gorgeously Adonis-like!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Alice got Draco pregnant? Alice was insane by the time Draco came around...that would be strange. And disturbing.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Ron? Yeah! A bunch of good ones.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Fred and Harry...no. Fred is MINE.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Lily/Ron or Lily/Colin...NO.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Tonks walking on Fred and Alice having sex. Interesting. Paradoxial impossiblility aside, she'd probably scream or jinx them. :D

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Remus/Colin? Um. NO.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I really don't recall a James/Draco fluff. And I really think that it doesn't exist. Or shouldn't.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Tonks/Alice? Platonically only, it would be...um...Friends.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? George...to de-flower James. What the heck is de-flowering? Wait, I don't want to know.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Remus het? I believe ForeverShallNatureThrive does. You might try her.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Oliver? I've seen some good ones...but...no.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Fred/George/Lily? EW. Incest is not cool. Especially with twins.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? AHHHHHHHHHH!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Draco...I KNOW! Prayer of the Refugees by Rise Against. LISTEN TO IT!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? James/Harry/Colin. INCEST! WRONGNESS! MONSTROSITY!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Colin to use on Fred. Bad Colin.

No guy is worth your tears, and any guy who is won't make you cry.

- Kay

If looks could kill you would be long gone.

- unknown

My heart was a wave that broke for you.

- unknown

Having the love of your life break up with you and say 'we can still be friends' is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

- unknown

You have to have a little fun every day :)

- Some guy

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

- unknown

Pairings I love:

Hermione/Draco (Lovexhate rocks!)

James/Lily

Eragon/Arya (but only after a lot of trial...no OCCs..)

Keladry/Neal(I LOVE NEAL AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! Haha lol)

Alanna/George vs. Alanna/Jonathan. Love them both!(Although my personal fav is George..)

Daine/Numair

Bella/Edward

Remus/Tonks (NOOO I miss Remus so much!)

Keladry/Joren (It's impossible. But I think it'll be really romantic, and a lot like Hermione/Draco. They even look alike!)

Percy/Annabeth(Duh!)

Thalia/Luke(I think it'll be interesting, even if it'll be AU. She did love him...before.)

Jack/Elizabeth

Will/Elizabeth

Rand/Egwene/Aviendha/Elayne/Min(Ooh Rand's cheating)

Arthur/Morgan(Incest is awesome here. I believe that Morgan is truly and purely good, and Guinevere is a bit of a slut)

Merlin/Nimue(Yeah...betrayal stings.)

Dagonet/Vanora

Jake/Renesmee(Noooo now Jake is taken too...jk I think they're perfect for each other.)

Pairings I don't really like. I will provide an explanation where possible. Just a note, I think it's romantic, but simply unrealistic, that mostly all of these relationships(above and below) started in school and lasted. It simply doesn't happen that often. It is nice though. :)

Edward/Tanya (Duh!)

Hermione/Ron (They don't really have anything in common except for the fact that they're both Harry's friends. You only clearly see that they like each other in the sixth and seventh books.

Harry/Ginny

I think it's unrealistic how Harry just notices her as more than a little sister in books 6 and 7(see above with Ron & Hermione) and she's liked him forever and worships him.

Keladry/Domitan

I think it's really not meant to be. I also hate that Kel ends up alone, and it ends unsatisfactorily.

If you keep reading till the end of all the copy&paste stuff, I have a surprise for all!

Totally Hilarious Conversation between me and a friend:

Elizabeth: Thanks This is your Conscience speaking...

Holly: WoOoOoOoOo...

Elizabeth: laughs I tell you what is right and wrong...

Elizabeth is gone, off the play world of warcraft. She was gone when she first went invisible. I took her account over in order to give you this message

Holly: Great.

Elizabeth: Why doesn't the bolding work?!

oh, there it is

Holly: Why is they rum always gone?

The

Why is the rum always gone??

Elizabeth: Holly...The message I deliver...is of vital importance...You must...get...

Rum?

Holly: Yay!

runs off to get drunk

Elizabeth: No, that's notthe Message!

Holly: lays passed out on the bar table

Random Facts

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was 1.3 million.

It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.

The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

Every year about 98 of the atoms in your body are replaced.

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

World Tourist day is observed on September 27.

Women are 37 more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.

Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.

St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.

The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.

Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.

Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15 wider than normal.

The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.

A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.

Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired".

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

February is Black History Month.

Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.

The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. 5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The king of hearts in a deck of cards is the only king that doesn't have a mustache.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The cars in America honk the note F.

Humans burn more calories sleeping than watching t.v.

The sentence: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Uses every word in the alphabet

Cockroaches can live up to nine days after their head has been chopped off.

You can lead a cow up the stairs, but they won't go down.

The first food to be grown is space were potatoes.

Baby rattlesnakes are born without rattles.

Peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite.

A squid's eye is about the size of a basketball.

The Mona Lisa wasn't painted with eyebrows.

Jellyfish are ninety-five percent water.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.

The average chocolate bar has eight insect legs in it.

Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.

Most lipstick have fish scales in it.

Porcupines can float in water.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Slugs have four noses.

Apples are more efficient than caffeine when you are trying to wake up in the morning.

Robert Pattinson wears boxers. (I wonder...NO PERVY THOUGHTS NO!! I hate hormones...)

Find Him

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your handin front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

the guy that for some freaking reason I can't find...

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!

If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling.

If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes BAD. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

No Sissy Poems

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. Just the stone cold truth of my friends and my great friendship.

When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider
monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.

When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want
whatever you have.

When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off.

This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask, because you
are my FRIEND!

Game Of Intelligence:

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.

Here are some copy and paste things to describe me

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don't say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you go into target, ask the lady at the snack counter for diet water, make spy noises whipping through (in your best spy pose of course) the dressing room, when ou hide in the clothing racks saying things like "pick me" or "yes. i will maike you look fat", racing your friends inside baskets with your best friend pushing you, then yelling "Holly is as nutty as squirrell poo!". Crazy is talking on the phone with your best friend while chatting online with the same friend about a totally random subject. Crazy is going through other peoples profiles just looking for stuff to add to yours. Crazy is spending 200 on 11 books. I've been there. I've done that. I'm proud to be crazy! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.

Yes, you have the right for your own opinion. And I have the right to think that your stupid.

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs...fun to push too at times...

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs in you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but a best friend pokes you with a straw.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I think the reason that people like Jack/Elizabeth so much is because they have this chemistry. They really appeal to each other, because you always want the most of what you can never, ever have. Elizabeth is already tied to Will, her fate inexorcably tied to his. And Jack..his bride is the sea. He can't ever leave it. It was never meant to be, and that's what makes it so strange and wonderful and mysterious and appealing.

If you think there should be a picture of the Curiosity scene next to "adorable" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in you profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

I don’t care what other people say about Sparrabeth, I will support it always and NEVER turn my back on it! If you feel strongly about this... please copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is NOT broken and Will and Elizabeth will NEVER be together, and if you believe that the son of Elizabeth is Jack's son, copy and paste this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Randomness:

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you?
If light is good, why does it blind you?

Dykstra's Law: Everybody is somebody's weirdo.

"Dare to be stupid."--Weird Al Yankovic

When life throws you lemons... make some hot chocolate and leave everyone wondering how you did it.

I'm an angel honest... the horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

You are too sarcastic for your own good!!

Whatever look you were going for... you missed it...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

The trouble with life is there's no background music. I'm getting that fixed...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile. (HackhackMRS.CREMAhackhack)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Sugary Snicket, FanofSnicket, HollyRosalie

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely HATE anime, please copy this into your profile to prove that we are not alone!

If you love psychos, copy this into your profile.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that aweful Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character that NEEDS to exist, copy this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little Writer FanofSnicket, HollyRosalie

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirius) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) HollyRosalie(James Potter, Artemis Fowl, Duncan Quagmire, Sirius Black, Edward Cullen(I don't just like him because he's hot unlike the other stupid fangirls), Klaus Baudelaire, Eragon, Neal of Queenscove, Joren of Stone Mountain, Cleon of Kennan, Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Rand'al Thor, Mat Cauthon, Perrin Aybara, Luke Castellan, Tristan(or Tristran) Prince Jonathan(of Tortall) Yeah, I give my heart out easily.)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

REALLY SAD STORY!!

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001. When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes

and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me

over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in

bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice

cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began

spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never

chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home,

tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their

pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog

crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs,

poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I

would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the

driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years,

you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career

opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I

was your only family. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said

"I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry

your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about

friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and

leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt

to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course,

but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or

I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their

own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully

quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The

prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your

every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly

slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't

be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her

with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever.

May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly

"owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin

boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for

your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing,

and encourage all spay & neuter animals in order to prevent unwanted animals. Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even

one, unwanted pet. Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.

NOTE FROM DOC AND EVE: Please for the love of all that is sweet and just in this world, TRY to find your pet a good home before dumping them in a shelter! They love us, are loyal to us

and are truer friends than any two legger could be! They give us so much; PLEASE TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR!! If you want to save at least one unwanted pet, copy and paste this into

your profile!! PLEASE!!

Distributed to me by Second Daughter of Eve.

I am entirely opposed to any form of stereotyping. We're all different; we can't all fit one mold.

Pick the stereotypes that fit you. (Sorry for the profanity, but it really gets the message across.) The ones with HollyRose next to it applies to me. All the ones with parenthesies around are my comments. The ones I said 'no comment' to are the ones that really made me think all this is just a bunch of incredibly rude and hurtful slander.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. HollyRose...FUCKING SHIT! NONONONO!

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. HollyRose. How. Dare. They.

I'm WICCA so I MUST be an evil, soulless witch.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. HollyRose

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...(One of my friends is a cheerleader, and she is the farthest thing you can get to a !)

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (See above.)

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. HollyRose

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. HollyRose

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (That's just kind of desperate and pathetic.)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (That is so sick and mean and pathetic!)

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (No comment.)

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (How dare they? Most of them didn't have much of a choice!)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (No comment.)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! (No comment.)

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. HollyRose (I am a virgin and proud of it!)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. HollyRose.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Wow. I really don't know what to say.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (See above.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. HollyRose.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. HollyRose.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho. HollyRose. (#&(&@#!!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. HollyRose.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (One of my best and first friends was German. She's possibly one of the kindest and gentlest people I know.)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (No comment.)

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (What the heck??)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (No comment)

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. HollyRose. (I. Am. Not. A. Prude.)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. (No comment)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(See above)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (God, this is so pathetic.)

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.(That is so rude and hurtful! What is it with this swarm of homophobes!)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. HollyRose.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. HollyRose.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. HollyRose.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Lots of my friends are Christians and are NOT homophobes. Yes, that is physically possible. -Sarcastic tone-)

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.(No comment.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (My close friend is in band and she is the best friend ever.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican

Stereotypes suck. None of the ones that applied to me were true. Help other people realize that by posting this on other profiles.

Quotes/ words that should be in Harry Potter but Aren’t:

- “Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!”

- Fabulous

- “Bellatrix, stop groping me. Just…just…go stand over there.”

- “Tell me Lucius, who’s the prettiest ballerina of them all?” Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man.

- “Sooo, what’s REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?”

-“Wait a minute,” Harry said. “You want me to put this Snitch where now?”

- “What we need,” Voldemort mused, “is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the masses happy and unrebellious.” Snape gasped. “You mean-” “Yes.” Voldemort allowed a vicious, cold smile to play upon his lips. “What the Death Eaters need, is a theme song.”

- “NO, DAMMIT! I DON’T CARE IF THE POTTER BOY’S BEEN FOUND! AMERICAN IDOL IS ON!”

- “One of you go see if the boy is alive. No, don’t poke him with that, Fenrir!”

- Flirtatious

- Glittery

- Pedophilic

-“Damn that Malfoy boy is sexy.” “GINNY!” “What, I was just saying-”

- Hoshit!

- “Harry Potter, you pathetic twit. Come here so I can smack you properly.”

- “GODDAMMIT, now is not the time for that! We are out here, risking our lives and fighting off Death Eaters, and they are making-out in a girls’ restroom?”

- “Sucks for you, Harry!”

- “Well, the mushrooms looked edible!”

- “Kreacher, how exactly do you snog a pair of trousers? Wait-Don’t answer tha-KREACHER, NOOO!”

-“My Lord, with all due respect, if you do not undo whatever you did to my hair in the next FIVE SECONDS, your eyes won’t be the only things that are slitted.”

- Freaking

-Voldemort rushed on through the night towards his last Horcrux, a crazed look in his eyes. Potter had gotten the ring, he had gotten the locket, but Voldemort would be damned if the blasted boy was going to lay one finger on his bunny slippers!

-“Perhaps Draco will baby-sit the cubs!” “Does Lucius Malfoy have to curse a bitch?”

- “Screw guarding Sirius Black’s old house; let’s go get drunk!”

- “What are you doing here?” Harry asked, bewildered. Draco spun around, did a double-take, then glared at Harry and made an obscene hand gesture.

- “HERMIONE! HERMIONE! HERMIO-” Ron was cut off suddenly when Harry smacked him and yelled “For God’s sake, SHUT THE HELL UP!”

- “I’ll get you, Harry Potter, and your little owl, too!”

-“Snape has a female patronus? Alright, Severus, what aren’t you telling us?”

- Voldemort glared angrily at the house-elf carrying the offending meal. “The Dark Lord,” he explained slowly, “does NOT eat muffins!”

-“Why? Why isn’t it possible?” The Dark Lord raged at his cowering victim. “Tell me WHY!” He snarled as he paced furiously. “My lord, have you considered the possibility that you’re taking your loss to this muggle game a bit too seriously?” Lucius Malfoy offered meekly. “NO I’M NOT TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!” Voldemort roared. “IF I AM TO HAVE A WEAKNESS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE DDR!”

- “Kreacher angry! Kreacher SMASH!”

-Ron, Hermione, and Harry all stood around the body of their fallen foe. “So, whadda’ya reckon?” Ron asked, gazing at the lifeless form of Voldemort. “Boxers or briefs?”

- And thus, Harry never did get a high school education.

- Victor Krum was one sexually frustrated Quidditch Champion.

- The Boy Who Continued to Live nearly died with laughter when the Malfoys turned up to their disciplinary hearing. Lucius Malfoy was wearing a tux, complete with top hat and cane, while his wife wore a pale blue satin ball gown with elbow-length gloves. Draco was wearing blue jeans and a black tee-shirt that said “I was forced to try and kill Albus Dumbledore, I had to put up with Snape for seven years, the Ministry raided my house more times than I have fingers, I couldn’t get away from Dolores Umbridge, Death Eaters moved into my house, Voldemort made fun of me and my family, I had to hurt people to stop my parents from being killed, I watched my Mom and Dad tortured, my wand was stolen, I still haven’t won a Quidditch game against Harry Potter, and all I got was this lousy tattoo, and even that went away after Voldemort’s downfall.” It was the start of a long and lasting friendship.

- Harry felt a shiver run down his spine as he listened while the Order discussed Voldemort's new plan of capturing him: hordes of fangirls.

- "Well how was I supposed to know that that Voldemort was a bloody bare-knuckle boxing champion?" said George as he watched the lifeless body of The Boy Who Lived get carried away on stretchers. "I was betting against him you know!"

FAVE QUOTES

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for accepting it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Courage is born where fear and faith collide."

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."-Rowena Ravenclaw

"Loyalty is still the same, whether it win or lose the game, true as a dial to the sun, though it not be shined upon."-Samuel Butler

"A Slytherin would fight for a goal she or he thought worthy, but only if there was a realistic chance to win. A Gryffindor would fight anyway, at whatever odds."

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live." R.I.P. Richard Harris

"To sleep, perchance to dream." William Shakespeare