Hezzo! I iz an Author! With a name! And a Face! Yeah! Betcha didn't know that, Did you? know you just think Im weird, dont you? Well good for u! Nya. I bet your not even reading this. Or if u are, Ur frikin weird, wanting to know about someone you've never met... Geez, some people.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If u are agenst Shrimp Slavery (poor Edo...) the copy and pasit this in your profile. then put ur name on the list...EmoNekoNinja, yaoifmafan,

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to ur profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

Quotes:

"Hurk Hyuk Hyuk"

"I feel like I'm gonna throw up..." "Me too! We must be sisters..."

"How could you! And you call yourself my lover?!" "Wha?! I do?"

"And then if Hao-sama-" "Wait! You called him Hao-sama!" "No! You made me say Hao-sama!!"

"You're so rapeable!" -Scared- "No...No I'm not...wait...is that even a word?"

"Itachiiiii!"

"Yes well...wait I just got that...don't call meee that!!"

"Shrimp...I...HATE...shrimp."

"I know you do."

"And then I told them what quadsexual meant and no one cared."

"Shut up Boar Man."

"Yosh!"

"EHHH?!"

"I feel like Balto."

"Let's wear our handy dandy headgear and sports goggles! Don't forget the pocket protectors!"

"I'm getting drunk are there any girls there?"

"Shun the non beliver. Shuuunnnn"

"I um...don't feel comfortable around you." "A big, sexy monster with rippling biceps."

"My spline itches"

"Must chop wood!"

"I'm not stubborn! I'm passionate!" "You're stubborn, dumbass."

"Cat got your tounge?"

"You sly fox!" "...Just...just no..."

"You look rather albinic today."

"Yoh, you're body is mine." -said in creepy nerd voice-

"Hi, I'm shelly the turtle and I lay eggs on the beach. Ahh ahhhh!"

"You know why you'll never get far in this world?" "..." "You're too nice!" "Okay..."

"Why am I always on the bottom!" "...cuz you're the smallest." "Haha our conversation sounds pervy."

"Someone's a busy bee!!"

"You bruised my fragile heart! I cry...inside." "Oh, you have made me see the wrong in my ways! I apoligize and I shall fron now own treat you with compassion and respect."

"K, I g2g." "Goodbye...my Hiro." "Er...yeah...bye." "My love." "Eh?" "My darling, my sun, my moon, my world." "Bye!" "My sweetie, my god, my husband," "You can stop now." "My shooting star, my little flower." "WTF??" "My crystal, my light." "...You broke my MSN."

"Goodbye shorty." "Bye...wait what?!" -hangs up-

"Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat!" "Riiiight."

"It's not yaoi." "It's yaoi for me!"

"Your expression was like a nerd who got a B on a test"

"Does this say what or where?" "What." "Does this say what or where?" "...what." "Does this say what or where?" "I said what!!" -Raises voice- "Does this say what or where?!" "WHAT!! IT MEANS WHAT!" "Ohhh I thought you were saying what cuz you couldn't hear me..."

"AshxPikachu forever!"

"I died as a die! Get it?? Get it?!" "..."

"No, no, no time to water the plants heh heh heh"

"Ohhh and draw chains on him!" "What...?! Where?!" "EVERYWHERE!!"

"It's not rape if they say no but their eyes say yes"

"I shall kill your unborn children because of this.” “Yeah, well I… wait, what?”

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric(Its the stairs, they do it on purpose!!) EmoNekoNinja(those damn stairs...) yaoifmafan (I swear the stairs are against me...IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!)

If you or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, EmoNekoNinja, yaoifmafan

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...wait, what was I doing again?

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just let the poor Lucky Charms leprecon eat his breakfast, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...), EmoNekoNinja(pink should get shot ...) yaoifmafan (Black is the best color. Pink should be illegal)

you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever chatted online as an anime character and was acting as the character would, add your name and copy this to your profile. yaoi-fma-fan (sasuke and naruto),

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

lol!!