Xandre
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since: 05-17-08, id: 1579200, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
country: UK
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Pirates of the Caribbean, James Bond, and Mechwarrior/Battletech.

A little about me, then.

I'm male, I live in Britain, don't ask for an address.

My hobbies include:

Writing(obviously), games, especially RTS but not getting ganked by my mates, documentaries and stand-up comics. Some folk say I should try it sometime but to hell with that! I mean, what kind of a person would find my asinine, long-winded ramblings about how we're ruled by idiots, why we're slowly more or less a virus with shoes and why certain things in life should be a damn sight more legal than they actually are to be actually funny? I mean sure, some folk get a chuckle, but it's not like people would find it funny or be awake long enough for me to get to the punchline at the end. Or was it the beginning? I think maybe Mike Tyson might know the best place for a punch line. Maybe I should ask him for advice. I enjoy anime, am always open to suggestions and am also available for birthday parties.

Wait, that's a lie. It's something else entirely. It'll come back to me eventually...

Current update policy: I post chapters as soon as I'm happy with them.

On a more important note, Lost in Time is getting a re-write. It'll take a bit of time as I need to a) make some more internal consistency for the stuff I make up, b) make sure the canon tech I use is actually available when bring it up and c) I actually finish rewriting the thirty-odd thousand words I have total.

I'm also going to be writing a fair few one-shots for a lot of other series. It's really more because I have a lot of ideas I need to get out of my head and they tend not to leave me alone.

Changing Fate, another re-write in progress. The old draft is something I'm not sure I want to leave up. It'll be there until the new draft is up, that's for certain. And I will be messing with canon here.

Forbidden Children is now planned to be a sequel from after Changing Fate. It'll get a minor bit of re-writing to work around the plot changes that'll have to happen.

There's some other stuff rattling around the empty chasm that is my brain-space. The mental Spelunkers should find them eventually...


1. Lost in Time »
Following a misjump through time, the soldiers of the Star League Defence Force, Four Hundred and Forty-Second Royal Division, known also as the Arctic Wolves, find themselves in an Inner Sphere they hardly recognise (AU)
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,478 - Updated: 5-7-13 - Published: 3-22-13
2. Bond's New Gun reviews
If there was ever anything that convinced James Bond that Q was at least as crazy as he was intelligent, it was this. One-Shot, just for giggles.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-8-12 - James Bond/007 & Q 1 - Complete
3. My Peanut! reviews
As it turns out, Captain Jack Sparrow is not the only one who likes Peanuts. Pure crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-12 - Complete
4. Changing Fate Draft One, DISCONTINUED! » reviews
Aizen won. Two new warriors are sent into the past. WIll their power be enough to shatter the blade of fate? DISCONTINUED! R&R's are still welcome, though
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete
5. The Forbidden Children » reviews
Quincy, Reaper, Hollow, Vizard, there has always been a boundary between them, sometimes plain as day, often murky like a foggy dawn. What of those born between boundaries? What of the forbidden children?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 5-22-08