I love Disney. End of story. Also I love Avatar the Last Airbender, but not as much as Disney or Twilight or Harry Potter. TOPH RULES!!Where is the rum?WHY IS THE RUM GONE!? Disney is the most wonderful thing to ever grace this pathetic planet and when I'm a world famous Imagineer/ Disney legend you'll be sorry...

YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me and Spooky4ever are going to take over the world and it's funny how you people think that we are kidding.

Here are some effin awsome qoutes and miselaneous sayings!!:

"Mayor: Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"

Lock, Shock, Barrel: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
Lock: I wanna do it.
Barrel: Let's draw straws!
Shock: Jack said we should work together.
Barrel: Three of a kind.
Lock: Birds of a feather.
Lock, Shock, Barrel: Now and forever!

Dr. Finkelstein: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
Sally: Three times!

"Jack:
My dearest friend,
if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side

Jack and Sally:
Where we could gaze into the stars
and sit together, now and forever
for it is plain, as anyone can see,
We're simply meant to be"

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!

People who say anything is possible have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

HOW TO KEEP SANE: 1. End all sentances with the phrase: "IN ACCORDANCE WITH PROPHECY"

2. Pull your car off the road, where sun glasses, and point a hair drier at the road. Precede to count how many cars slow down

3. Kick someone in a pool while wearing a cape and screaming:"THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!" by Kyle

“If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse.”Walt Disney

“All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them”Walt Disney

“The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.”Walt Disney

“It's kind of fun to do the impossible.”Walt Disney

“You reach a point where you don't work for money.”Walt Disney

“All our dreams can come true...if we have the courage to pursue them.”Walt Disney

“Whistle While You Work.”Walt Disney

“Laughter is America's most important export.”Walt Disney

“Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children.”Walt Disney

“I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.”Walt Disney

OK PEOPLE, QUIT WITH THE FLUFFY ROMANTIC LOCK/SHOCK PARINGS!! THEIR JUST FRIENDS/POSIBLY BROTHER AND SISTER!! IT'S GROSS AND CREEPS ME OUT!!

AHHHHHH!! THE HORROR!! NO MORE MARY SUES!! CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU ALL TO MARY SUE HELL!!

Ok this is a shout out to all my friends!!:

Heather!!Jen!!Sarah!!Kasey!!Sean!!Kyle!!Tom!!Zoey!!Andrea!!Erin!!Caity!!The Rest!! You all know how awsome you are!!Kasey M.Rules!!

I LOVE TWILIGHT!!JASPER!!ALICE!!MY FAV CHARACTERS!!

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm

"A mime is a terrible thing to waste." -Robin Hood Men in Tights

DON'T LISTEN TO SPOOKY4EVER, LOCKXSHOCK PAIRING ARE GROSS AND SHE IS EVIL!!

My fav pairings are:

MickeyxMinnie(duh!!)

JackxSally

ArielxEric

Roger RabbitxJessica Rabbit

JasperxAlice

AlicexReggie

IF YOU VIOLATE CANON IN A DISNEY/TIM BURTON FIC, THEN YOU WILL GO TO FAN FICTION HELL! BURN!!ALL OF YOU!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

EVERYTIME YOU FROWN GOD KILLS A KITTEN. THINK OF ALL THE KITTENS!!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Story Status:

"Mine Forever": I'm working on it!! believe me I am, it's just that I have major writers block and for right now it's on indefinate hiatus(sorry) If anyone has any ideas, feel free to send them to me. You will get credit!! keep it PG people!!

There may be more Tom, Chet and Edward Cullen stories on the way if I get some positive feed back! Tell if you want more and I'll write them.

More fun lists on the way!!

I also have, like, 12 stories in the works that I don't have posted yet but will soon!!

Spooky4Ever loves verbally abusing me.sniff When will the cruelty stop? (tee hee)

I have discovered a new found love for Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen. They are the MOST AWSOME couple in Twilight and I LOVE reading stories about them. I read (completly) 12 Jasper and Alice oneshots in less than an hour. They were long oneshots too. BASK IN MY GLORY!! (i'm a fast reader)

Anyway, YAY TEAM JASPER!! I'm sooooo sick of all the Edward and Bella crap. Jeepers creepers people they get enough attention as it is. GIVE IT A REST!!I SHIP EDWARD X MIKE!! tee hee...

I am the self proclaimed expert on all things Disney. If I don't know something right off hand, I know where to find it. Go ahead, CHALLENGE ME!!

Haunted Mansion rules!!

Anyway, my new obsession is Bri-chan's and Rain's kick ass, insanely awesome web-comic "When Curiosity met Insanity" Badvamps26 loves it too but that Spooky4ever girl doesn't. sigh when will she learn? tee hee... BASK IN THE SHMEXY SHMEXY GLORYTHAT IS REGINALD LEOPOLD THEOPHILOUS III!! swoons with no chlorophorm involved tee hee... OMG I LOVE THIS COMIC!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! REGINALD IS MINE!!

ahem... I FREAKIN PASSED ALEGEBRA!!

Hatter jokes!! aka jokes told by the Mad Hatters at Disneyland:

-What make-up does Mulan wear on her cheeks? Mulan Rouge!! -Smokey Hatter

-Two clouds bump into each other and one cloud says to the other cloud "hey why are you so serious?" and the other cloud replies "I'm not serious, i'm cumulous!"-Smokey Hatter

-Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? 1. because she keeps runnung away from the Ball 2. she's got a pumpkin for a coach 3. Her shoe keeps falling off and 4. because Alice keeps hogging the ball on the soccer field! What is wrong with you?!(addressed to Alice)-Physco Hatter

-What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant? you jump up and down until your all pooped out! (similar to joke in video "I am a Beautiful palm Tree)- Physco Hatter

-"I am going to tell a classic joke, that was told to me by the Matterhorn many years ago. A little boy came up to me and asked "Mr. Hatter, What do you do when you have to many cockroaches? You get snails! Wait there's more trust me! What do you do when you have to many snails? You get French people! Trust me this is a true joke! What do you do if you have to many French people? You get cannon balls! What do you do, last one trust me! What do you do when you have to many cannon balls? and this little boy, he couldn't have been more than five, looked up at me and said, YOU LIVE WITH IT!!" -Physco Hatter

this be mah deviant art page!! http://onelittlespark1928.deviantart.com/

for cookie-monster101 : script: http://www.sendspace.com/file/7cf9tc it's the download link at the bottom of the page that says Alice in Wonderland

and WCMI (not mine btw but i love it!) : http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=curiousinsane&keyword=When+Curiosity+Met+Insanity+Chapters&filter=all