This Month's Pic!-- FRUITS IN FALL

-Hiddi HO!

November! Fall! the month of food!!

My name, if you recognize the line, is from Will & Grace when Jack is describing his new Boyfriend, and i think its clever, but hey, I'm a borderline narcissist! Which should also clear up a few other reasons for why i chose the name!

I do love my Family and Friends to death!( In Fact they are usually the inspiration for some of my stories!) i also have a Dog whom I love with all my heart! I have no love life whatsoever, maybe because i'm spending my life writing about fictional ones on this website Hmmm...sarcastically methodic... Of course there's also this nasty habit i have to pine helplessly for Guys far out of my league, and then cringe at the thought of going after the ones that crush on me! I may be a dorkish nerd! but then why would i want a really dorkish nerdy boyfriend? and yet deep down i know any of the normal cute guys i like, would never want me as a girlfriend. It's a sad sad conundrum i Know!

SOoo as i say before i'm am a Dorkish nerd! and proud of it! I'm a book worm, I get good grades, dress like a not slut, but i do have a unique wardrobe, i am generally a good girl and a clean writer.(my stories are only on mature and teen to save time and peoples feelings)

The BEST books on the earth(And the hotties in them)= ANY THING SHAKESPEARE(Too many to count!), Harry Potter Series!+shoebox project... ( RON!!Siriu! rEMUS), Fruits Basket (KYO!!hATsu huru), Ouran Highschool Host Club(I'll get back to you on that!) The Outsiders (Dallas!) Catcher in the Rye (Holden is way too Coo-Coo Kuchoo to be hott) Les Miserables(Marius!!), Twilight..(EDWARD!!), Maximum Ride(IGGY!! Fang!!), Say Goodnight Gracie (I have the Hunch JImmy was Gay, but he was still so sweet and i cried at the end!) Holes(ZIG-zag), Eagar Allan POe stuff (too dark to care), Bronte sisters collection(can't decide), Jane Austin(Diddo).

P.S. all books-turned movies above i read before seeing movie!

P.P.S. if you saw a pattern in the parenthesis, yes i dig the Red Heads

Best Movie In the Universe!= 10 things i hate about you! (More Shakespeare!!) :'-(Heath Leager!)

I don't do much else in artistic light of books, other then writing, but i am a collector of fanart!I love to sing dance and act if you lump all artistic acts together!

When i am not writing i can be found Doing something silly or laughing at something silly, and just being plain out Silly!

...I know Shoebox is not actually a book but Its soo insightful, and honestly I consider it the true backstory of the mauraders if you don't know what the heck I'm talkin' about consult LIvejournal or www.Lomara.org/sbp and experience the magic!!

..After my sad dissapointment with the final book Breaking Dawn, I apologize to those who dissagree, I've decided I only truely enjoyed the first in the series rather then the entire saga...

AND SO IT WAS NEVER A CHASE OF PASSION BUT A HUNT FOR REVENGE. NOT A WANTING FOR HIS HEART BUT A THIRST FOR HIS BLOOD...

COMENT TO ANYONE WHO HAS EVER TOLD ANOTHER AUTHOR THEY SUCK!

YOU're dumb

alright one more thing! I copied and pasted this a while ago and haven't truely appreciated it till now!

OKAY, HERE'S A LITTLE NOTE I THINK ANYONE WHO THINKS ABOUT QUITTING BECAUSE OF FLAMERS: IF SOMEONE FLAMES THEM- FIRST OFF, READ THE FLAME; USUALLY IT'S JUST A REALLY RUDE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM. IF YOU FIND COMMENTS ABOUT GRAMMAR OR SPELLING, THEN LISTEN TO THEM! HOWEVER, IGNORE ANY REMARKS ABOUT YOU OR ABOUT THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE STORY, CAUSE THAT'S THE PART OF THE FLAME THAT DESERVES TO BE IGNORED. AND, IF THE ENTIRE FLAME IS INSULTING TO YOU OR THE PLOT OF YOUR STORY, YOU HAVE A FEW OPTIONS. 1. IGNORE THE FLAME, AND PUT SAID FLAMER ON YOUR BAN LIST. IF THEY RETURN WITH A NEW NAME, REPEAT THE ACTION. 2. TELL THE STAFF. THEY'RE HERE TO KEEP THE SITE A FUN PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO SEND THEIR FANFICS. BESIDES, ANYONE EVER NOTICE HOW FLAMERS USUALLY HAVE NO STORIES OF THEIR OWN? WELL, THERE'S A REASON FOR IT!

Everyone who agrees with the above statement, copy and paste this into your profile

Thangs to LOOK ForWard to!!(IF it's in bold its up!):

A piercing Present! Imagine the trio getting a little Bad A and actually getting Peircings

Failor at Life! short one shot of what would have happened if Ron didn't pass his Auror training

At Least He's Ron, a chronical of Hermione's developing feelings for YOu-can-guess-who!

Wedding Fic! not the actuall title! Everybody's (Well MY) favorite couple is getting married! a chronicle of HG/RW's Marriage from the night before the proposal to the morning after the wedding night!

BabySitters! Remus and sirius are charged with the care of little baby Harry, for one night! let the fun begin!(slight shoebox relation, but reading it is not nessesary

Anatomy With Ronnie! the awkward happenings that went into Ron's sceintific education of the opposite sex!

Why Am I the Only Bloke?? A fun missing moment from book four when Ron and Hermione go to Mcgoogles office before the second task!

WTF! I'm not sure if i'll be writing this, but I had the Idea and I want to post it so I remember to keep thinking about it! Anyhow, it's a serious fic that has the under tone of making fun of all those fics where Ron and Hermione have some sort of fight and its Harry and Ginny to the rescue! But in this the tables are turned and Ginny drops a bomb on Harry which threatens their relationship Ron and Hermione must fix it or choose sides!

The Friends I've come to know. A fic based of the quote, "A friend will take your call from jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting on the bench next to you saying, "that rocked!" from Sirius' POV

This Is UP!! BREAKING DAWN ALTERNATE ENDING!! For all who were dissatisified with the end of the final book, but Still includes a Happy ending for all! HUGE Breaking Dawn Spoilers!

BLINDED! I've promised my sister I'd write this song fic, because its her favorite song of all time, the trouble is I haven't decided if it will be HP related or or if it will be a story based on the song.

Cross over!! I have to do it other wise I'll explode one day, it wil be a HP Twilight crossover, which will follow Harry Potter lore more closely, and for now includes Ron and Edward coming face to face each with a crisis having to do with their respective ladies! Yeah its fluffy but it's mine so I love it!

Fairy Tales: Brainstorming the Idea of different HP pairings staring in Famous Muggle fairy tales! Cinderella Ron/Hermione style because I'm the writer and my fav. Ships get first dibs!

Jackets- Ron vs. Krum For hermione to decide it all comes down to their outer wear! Missing moments of fourth book.

Greek Mythology fanfiction!! Not fluffy Disney Hercules Mythology stuff but the real deep and dirty stuff thats drama filled!

You're in trouble_ After finishing 'Only Bloke' I started thinking about the other missing moments Hermione has that aren't with Harry. this one will be from the night of the Yule Ball after Ron and Hermione's spat in the common room it's how they became remotely civil the next day

Flashdrive after thought- somehting super secret that I want to keep up here for safe keeping

FUNNY STUFF!!

From A VERY POTTER MUSICAL IF you LOVE Harry Potter with every fiber of your being you will youtube this RIGHT NOW!!

RON:

here I am face to face
with a situation
i never thought Id see

strange how a dress
can take a mess
and make her nothing less than
beautiful to me

I feel like my eyes have been transfigured
something deep inside has changed
they've been open wide, but hold that trigger
this could mean . Danger

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
with Hermione Granger

I'll never understand why blessings come in disguises! If I were a blessing I'd run around NAKED!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

The ditziest dreamers make the impossible come true

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Alright! BUT!! If I win...I get to take that pretty girl to...a ball! Because every pretty girl deserves to go to a Ball!- God bless Jim Carrey!

If you're the type of person who laughs out loud about something in the past for no apparent reason copy this is your profile.

Today's row is tomorrow's makeout session

If you get obsessed with tv, books or movies that you're always doing your fan fictions about them copy this into your profile.

ANYTHING can be worth LIVING for, A Great deal of things are worth FIGHTING for, but NOTHING is worth DYING For.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Never choose between Brawn or Brain, Heart will always trump either

If you have ever forgotten yours or your families name while introducing people, copy this to your profile.

Whoever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.

Your Pickled Plum will soon be found!

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm bored...if your bored put this in your profile

If you have your own world put this in your profile

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't suffer insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane (or you think you are), enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, put this in your profile

If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going
"We f-cked up, huh?"(or "TOTALLY WORTH IT!!")

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you've ever run up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Before you go to bed Give all you're problems to god He'll be up all night anyway! --Isn't that just a little bitchy I mean I think God has enough on his plate, what with the world going down the crapper and what not, why would he want to take on all my issues. Maybe that's why we're all in such bad shape because the big guy's too busy trying to help little Janey-sue understand why Billie keeps flinging pudding at her during lunch!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch or Hollister told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be a part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

If there are times when you want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards said people, copy this into your profile.

Love can make the summer fly or a night seem like a lifetime.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and
paste this into your profile.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Between our Laughing for no reason, stupid arguments, long talks and making fun of each other...I've fallen in love with you

I'm NOT Short!--I'm Funsized! ;) If you're funsized copy and paste this!

If you ever purposely created an awkward moment...because it was funny, copy and paste this on to you profile!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If you think reading is sexy, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill...It contained the antidote.

If you hate those annoying mosquitos that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

They laugh because im different...I laugh because they're the same.

If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for eachother, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

You are the Metophors I can't create to comprehend this curse that I call love!

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

He is cute with a capital Q

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile

We're the type of friends that would break into a coldstone! Together!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

Your father just died. have a cupcake!

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Lot's people have entered a room with excitment announcing they don't have cancer ... but I'm sure few have added with equal excitment they have a tumor

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

and the quots:

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

u say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile

Good Girls are just bad girls that don't get caught!

If you wish you were Seaweed's "checkerboard chick", copy and paste this into your profile!( But, I still don't get why it's called a "checkerboard chick" and not a "chessboard chick" which kinda makes more sense in my opinion.)

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

I, CutewithAcapital-Q, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

If Harry Potter is the only life you have, and you are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Harry Potter is no longer a obsession, but a lifestyle, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get caught looking at him, just remember that he was looking back. (well thats crap the guys probably looking back because hes was wondering why this crazy person was staring at him for the last half hour and it's creeping him out!)

If you have regular dreams that relate to Harry Potter, and enjoy telling large groups of people about these dreams, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a hopeless romantic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who are'nt copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop Breast cancer!! Save second Base!

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile!

Music is like candy. You throw away the rappers.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

Ummm...It's about this chick... who falls in love with a Vampire...

...It gets Better I swear!! (AND THEN SUCKSS!)

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE the arguement that its wierd.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Why yes I do Have my own theme song!! Do you want to hear it??

IIf you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Bring it! because today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopin's and I all outta lollipops!

If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.

Once again We're ready to go... and YOU have No pants on...Typical.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile

I tried to send you something I KNOW you would have loved!... But the mailman told me to get out of the mail box!

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Romance and Musicals, CutewithAcapital-Q

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

I won't sleep another day I don't really need to anyway what the point when my Dreams are infected with words you used to say...

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP-, RUN!"

If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you jsut see two reveiws, paste this in your profile

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best freind goes up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy and paste this on your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?"

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile.

A friend stops your crying, a Best friend will have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

you think TV Golf is the mst boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Good thing I brought my library card! Cause I'm checkin you out!

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

You can't Buy Happiness! But you CAN buy ICE CREAM!!

have you ever been hurt because you daydreaming,if you have copy and paste on your profile

have your friends tell you that you are to obsess with fics that you are scaring them, copy and paste to your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, or went to, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Romance and Musicals, CutewithAcapital-Q

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

I am completely and hopelessly addicted to the Shoebox Project

If you've ever memorised something just to freak people out, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're going to have some pretty crappy lemonade if life doesn't give you sugar and water to go with those lemons

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile

When life hands you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

A stranger stabs you in the front... a friend stabs you in the back.. a Boyfriend stabs you in the heart...But BEST FRIENDS only poke each other with straws!

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.(grrr school!)

One way to figure out how things work- push all the buttons

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. (Well, DUH)

“Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love,” Albert Einstein.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. (Hey, the voices in MY head have multi-fandom arguments!)

True Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

Aren’t the good things that come to those who wait, just leftovers from the people that got there first?

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If you love it when your room is a mess, but your mum/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile (it's not mess! it's organised chaos, and besides, IT'S NOT THEIR ROOM!)

No You don't get it if you die in Canada you DIE in REAL LIFE!

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. (I think I'm IN a parallel universe)

Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile (not a real person... just Umbridge.)

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

I rate my men from 0 to Dean

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Well, paint me purple and call me Barney!

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

I'm Textually active

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Boy: "Why Do you bother wearing a bra when you have nothing to put in it?" Girl: "Well, you wear pants don't you?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Argument: a disscussion in which you're right and he just hasn't realized it yet!

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

This is in spanish when you're not looking

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

Time you enjoyed wasting was never wasted at all!- John Lennon

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

I'm looking for real love. Ridiculous, inconveniant, consuming, CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT YOU love!

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile

I survived 8 years of George W Bush and all I got was this lousy economy

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I would cut off an arm for you...not MY arm but I'd find someone!

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, copy this into your profile. (Sometimes?)

If it weren't for physics and Federal laws I'd be unstopable

If you've ever created an awkward silence, copy and paste this to your profile

Of Course I'm out of my mind! it's dark and scary in there!

If you think that Michael Jackson is a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Never Go to bed angry Stay up and plot your revenge!

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account

I love you with all the Maddness in my soul!

Amazing Fic Quotes!

LOVE's first kiss:dizziness, your knees trembling, the fact that for a moment you forget you’re standing someplace, you forget where you are, you forget about anybody who is around you, and you don’t care because every single one of your feelings embraces you--Karyinthesky

Even though the reason he'd rather play me is one he's never likely to admit; even though the questions he asks are never the right ones; even though sometimes it feels as though the game is going on forever; even though maybe someone else would be a better match to my game; even though I never win… I'd still always rather play with him.--PinkyBrown

My type is tall and awkward and has red hair and pale eyelashes and eyebrows, and blue eyes, and freckles, and is funny, and is annoying, and is mine.--PinkyBrown

I wonder if anyone would ever pay me to annoy Hermione? That I know I'm good at!--PinkyBrown

You have more brains and more guts than should be legally allowed in any one person (If you know who or in fact wrote this line! tell me and take your credit! I can't remeber where it came from, and I just can't find the story in my reviews history, but I feel horrid not remembering because I love the line soo MUCH!)

Ron is the only one who can make me cry, yell, laugh, and speechless within the same hour.-- lilbratty74

For the nightmare that became my dream come true.--BlackHawk13