ok umm...lets see...

hmm...how bout some facts

1. im 17

2. i go to school, im a Junior

3. i live in california

4. im a book worm

5. i love to write

6. i have 2 dogs (golden retrievers)

7. i LOVE the Twilight series

8. i love fluffy, comedy, romance stories

9. i was inspired to write after having dreams about these stories, or them just coming in my head while day dreaming

hmm i dont like 10 that much i'll skip it

11. i cant spell!! so i have LOTS of typos

12. IM INSANE!!

13. i have an annoyingly long profile

14. I love it when people review, so please do it, think of it as a game! xD

thats bout it so...yeah i hope you like my stories

ok how bout some things i like and dont like

LIKE:

Twilight

Harry Potter

My friends

Anime

Naruto

Bleach

and others

T.V.

being mexican

writing

reading

hangin out with friends

GUYS xD

More GUYS!

SEXY GUYS!

TAYLOR LAUNTER!

soccer

fluff, some lemons

CANDY!!

sports

stuff

comedy

romance

pets

movies

BellaxEdward

Jacob

JACOBxNessie

QuilxClaire

Embry

SamxEmily

LilyxJames

GinnyxHarry

RonxHermoine

TonksxRemus

sirius

NarutoxHinata

SasukexSakura

IchigoxRukia

HitsugaxMomo

Twilight-New Moon-Eclipse-Breaking Dawn

Hana Kimi

other several things xD

Dislikes:

Twilight haters (grrrr)

Harry potter haters (grr again)

Book haters (grrr again, again)

ummm stuff like that

JacobxBella (no offence to that, i love jacob too but its not gonna happen srry, but i do hope he finds his imprint)

ummm yeah (Yay! he imprinted on nessie!! xD)

RANDOMNESS!!

pancakes!

apple

bannana

umm i love funny stuff

im hungry, ima eat you!!

GEORGE LOPEZ funny lol

anyway hope you like my stories, please help with them thank you!!

hahah i read this and am so passing it on xD

reasons You know you live in 2008

1. You accidentally put your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name

4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V

6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends

9. You were to busy to notice the number 5

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did

Edward Cullen: Hotter, Spicier, and Sexier than you since 1901 (not my quote)

thanks to stephanie meyer ima fail my classes >.>

i read twilight, new moon, and eclipse durring class so i'm guessing ima fail my finals

damn you stephanie meyer for having ur books bee so good!! (wait take that back if shes damned then she cant write >.>)

barns and nobles!!

one day i went to barns and nobles, and i went there just to read the new chapter of breaking dawn

i snuck in(even though you dont need to sneak) and i read the book, i was freaking out!! i had to read more, and i wanted that book cause i wanted it! and the lady at the store was looking at me all stangly and so were other peoples, they thought iwas crazy! (hahahaha i sooo am)

anyway then i went around the store rereading it! and then the lady kicked me out cause i had suspisous behavior >.> can ya belive it, that raceist, i bet just cause im mexican she thought i was gonna steel the book cause im poor >.> (hahahahah just kidding, i know the lady who kicked me out shes my barns and nobles friend she recommended some books that i loved)

perfect man!!

ok thanks to stephanie meyer its all her fault again i can never find someone that lives up to edward or jacob!, or a werewolf or vampire!!

convo! mystical creatures!!

ok so heres my covo with my friend who didnt read twilight (or harry potter) untill reacently this is before she read them

Jen "hey what ur favorite mystical creature" shes verry random

Me "um i'd have to say...Vampires and Werewolf (twilight) then wizards and witches (harry potter) and dragons (eragon)

jen "dude thats lame, vampires only have thier teeth 'i van to suck ur blood!!' and werewolf are ugly half human wolf dog mutant, and withches? and wizards, 'oh i can wave around a magic wand poof ur a frog' LAME! but i agree with the dragons (she loves eragon)

Me "(in my mind i was about to takle her! total twilight harry potter freak! love eragon too) take that back! vampires are soo cool, there HOTT!! well actually thier cold, but ya get what i mean, they sparkle, they dont have that weird accent, they dont have fangs, they have super strength and speed and hearing and other powers practically a better looking super man if ya ask me!! (etc..) Werewolfs, turn into really big dogs, they are bigger than horses, cute little puppy, then they are tall and SUPER HOTT!! literally!! they got six pack and everything!! (sqwee) (etc.)and no they dont look like the werewolf from Thriller (Michael Jackson) so shut up if you dont know bout it!! well actually, from harry potter Remus Lupin does do that but whatever thats another convo for another day! and on that day ima talk about how they killed my fav twin fred!! (may fred rest in peace) and Tonks!! and lumpin!! and and george got his ear shot offf and dumbledore and snape, and so many others!! (tear)

Jen "wow ur insane"

me "shut up i know i am!!"

from then on she never talked to me about anything book related untill she read twilight!! and harry potter!!

Jen "OMG u were sooo right (sqwee) i loves me some vampires and werewolfs aww poor fred and tonks and lumpin and teddy"

anyway loves ya hope ya read my stories!! (yes i rant alot) (and yes i talk to my self)

LOVE Quil Claire stories

Jake and Nessie stories

Bella Edward stories

and Pack peoples stories!

Harry Ginny stories

Ron Hermione stories

contact me if ya got any good one that you've read thanks!!

OMG MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTEs!! (its not mine on of my readers told me that i might like it!) Thanks to who ever wrote it or found it!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, If the doctor's a Cullen, then pull a Bella and get hit by a van

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. if the doctor is cute, SCREW the fruit!

i love it!!

sorry took so long to update >.> mexico was fun!! i met hot guys down there, they were my cuz's friends!!

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

FUNNY ONES!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you ever walked into a solid wall, apologized then said to a friend "Since when has that been there?" or "Stupid wall for getting in the way", Copy this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker! Stupid Walls) copy and paste this to your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean removing someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random and have no point.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like finding face up pennies off the ground and are happy for the rest of the day.

No matter where you are in a room you never have a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a few keys actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

All your friends know your insane

You're 98 positive you're at least a little (or very) insane

Your ALWAYS in your own little world or daydreaming!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You understood everything but some how didn't do well (or failed) in English 101. (maybe due to the fact your off in your own world all the time and writing your own thing instead of doing your work)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

MY NEW WORDS!! "Quiliness- (qwill-e-ness) (v)the ability to obsess over and twenty-nine year old werewolf" quote by xkatlizbetho

Harry Potter-tastic - (adj) As good, or worthey of Harry Potter; Worthy of being in Harry Potter - Me!

Jacobness - (adj) awesome as/like Jacob Black; Stupid like Jacob Black; Hot as/like Jacob black; Jacob and Nessie

"92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off."

~Con Amor; With love

~ ChicaDeTwilight