People call me Vamp girl because of my obsession. And my name might not actually be Lana Mare, but it might be...

I live in Michigan,but I dream about living in Forks.

Ever since I read Twilight, the first thing I do when I meet a person is I check to see if they are a Vampire or not.

I have like no social life at all, but I enjoy how I live my life. Its quiet and calm.

I really love watching House, Lie to me, Warehouse 13, NCIS, Being Human, Royal Pains, Eureka, True Blood, and Vampire Diaries.

I love learning about the human body. I have even seen a head cut in half. Not as gross as you would think.

I love to talk to myself, when reading I will talk to myself all of the time. It annoys my parents a lot.

I am a team Edward fan, Vampires rule, werewolves drool. I still can not get over the fact that when Jacob broke Bella's hand, he did not even care!

Completely unrelated, but...

The definition of Politics: Poli is Latin for many, just misspelled, and tics are blood sucking creatures, therefor, politics meas, many blood sucking creatures!!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! -screams-

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.

If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy and paste this into your profile.

After I read New Moon, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf butt!

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD! (YEAH!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe there is your own personal Edward Cullen out there for you, put this into your profile. (His name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen, but it would be nice if it was...and that he might be a vampire).

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Crystal Shores, The Labyrinths Scribe, Jo Harvelle, Emberseve, Lana Mare

92 percent of teenagers will go with whats popular all the time. If you're part of the 8 percent that dares to be different, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you love music like , Muse, Brahms, Debussy etc, Copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever read /started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...or hear voices period...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who talked about Twilight so much that you parents banned you from talking about it in front of them, copy and paste this to your profile.

If all of a sudden, you put white makeup on you, hate sunlight, and want to get gold contacts (like Edward's eyes), copy and paste this to your profile.

If people "mistake' you for a vampire - cough cough you are one cough cough - copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Bella should be with Edward and be a vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you added words such as Volterra, Aro, Volturi, etc. to your dictionary (copy and paste this to your profile)

If a guy with Vampiric beauty ever asked you out, would you say yes? if so (copy and paste this to your profile)

if you ever say that you know Italian, then only know how to say la tua cantante because that is all you need to know (copy and past this to your profile)