Ah, in recent times it seems I've taken the name of Llama (Short for Stickninjasllama). So if anyone so chooses, you may now refer to me as Llama.

Well, I'm not entirely sure what to put up here. Hm-mm... I will only (mostly) be writing stories for Teen Titans, mainly the cartoon since I've never read the comics (though I know I lot of what's happened from reading stuff). I one day hope to see the end of the world.

Updates will be random and one-shots will be a little on the short side, possibly chapters too since length seems different in different places.

Seriously though, has anyone noticed that in the episode 'For Real' of the Teen Titans that there is something that they have shippers in their universe. It's funny and kinda creepy. It worries me that there might be people like that in this reality. (Yes, I'm implying that there are multiple universes, deal with it, that's what I believe.) Just thought I'd point that out.

This might seem pointless and boring and unnecessary but I've now officially been a Teen Titans fan for two years, give or take a month or two (I can never remember if I started watching it in September or October). Yup, completely pointless. Note to self - change dates when necessary.

Pairings - I don't know, felt like putting this in for some reason.

Teen Titans-

BB/Rae - Forever and always. I can't see them with anyone else and I really don't like(which more or less means 'hate') seeing them with anyone else. But hey, to each his own.

KF/Jinx - Definitely. I just think they work well together.

Rob/BG and Rob/Star - I don't really care about them. But after watching Trouble in Tokyo again, I started liking RobStar all over again. So I figured I'll just keep them both up since my mind does weird things.

Cy/Anyone - I don't care at all about Cyborg's romantic life. He can have anyone (other than Raven of course, maybe not Jinx but I read a lot of stories that happen to have Cy/Jinx so I'm really okay with it).

My thing with the Cy/Jinx pairing is this. I don't think Cyborg deserves her for one simple reason. At the end of 'Deception' he didn't do anything to try and reform her. Kid Flash did and he succeeded. See? Simple. Now I'm not totally against the pairing and I will read stories with it but I won't actively seek it out.

CC/OC - No, never. I disapprove of making up a character and putting them with one of the canon characters (I once had I dream where my main OC ended up with Aqualad but I discredit that as weird and pointless since Terra ended up with Gizmo and you will thankfully never hear of it again). I will see any character made up for a canon character to fall in love with as a self-insert. I will not be doing any CC/OC pairings. This applies to all fandoms.

Ouran High School Host Club:

I find that I tend to lean toward Tamaki/Haruhi in this particular fandom. However, due to recent chapters (who the hell needs a freaking segway?!) I am currently on Hikaru's team even though it seems a little less likely. (Seriously, I want to beat Tamaki for his stupidity.) /leaving this here for the hell of it

So poor Hikaru, I still like both but that's okay~ I figured this would happen anyway~ /go read the the current chapters And yes, I'm being vague to avoid spoilers.

CLAMP: ...just putting the author name seems simpler...

Well, this doesn't fall under the pairing section but it's here anyway! I'm officially a CLAMP fan now and that's basically what I've been wasting my time on 'til now. Hence the lack of anything productive. Hopefully I can get my act together soon.

Ah but some CLAMP pairings I do like include;

Kurogane/Fai - Umm, so a few friends I met on MangaFox sort of got me into this pairing. And yaoi for that matter. I'll still stay neutral on it though, even if I love it.

Syaoran/Sakura - These two are just so cute in CCS.

Yuui/Syaoron - Yes, this could be considered a crack pairing but it's my OTP of all time. Seriously, I've become obsessed with it. .

Fujimoto/Kobato - I think they're cute together though I'm not sure if CLAMP will actually make them get together

GLee (Or gLee, as one of my friends as got me to spell):

Kurt/Finn - I love these two even if it's unlikely that they'll get together -sigh- At least there is fanfiction.

Finn/EverybodyexceptSchue - He's so flaky, he can be with everyone xD Except Schue, he's too old... .

Brittany/Santana - It wouldn't surprise me if this happened.

Rachel/Puck, Rachel/Finn, Quinn/Puck, Quinn/Finn - I can go either way but I like them all xD

Rachel/Jesse - It just seems so sweet, even if he turns into a jerk.

Will/Shelby, Will/April - I like these better than the other pairings of his, Will/Emma went stale on me :/

...Which just proves I'm flaky with my gLee pairings xD

CRACK PAIRINGS!!

Yes, you heard right kiddies, I now love crack pairings. Give me a crack pairing, dose it with humor and I'll love it for life. Well, MOST crack pairings... Like, nothing with incest or the really far-fetched ones~

Pastes:

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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Attention: You may have noticed that TT- A Darker World has been removed. This is because I have discontinued it. I just have no will to continue it nor do I have any ideas on how to do so. Sorry to those of you who have enjoyed the two chapters posted. Yeah yeah, I know. All six chapters and the prologue of the story are still up on my dA page and will remain there for anyone who wants to few it. It just won't go any farther than that. Again, I'm sorry but that's just the way the cookie gets devoured by Ashura's corpse.

Works in Progress:

One In A Million - A series of one-shots. (hiatus)

Sentences - What One In A Million was supposed to be. One sentence for one word. Okay, so maybe some have more than one sentence, you get the idea. (indefinite hiatus)

Crack: A Love Story - It's up! My new series of oneshots, this time for TRC and strictly in the crack pairing/humour category. I just hope they're good.

Tales of Love and Sorrow - A series of angsty oneshots for the SyaoYuui pairing. Most will be AUs though there might be a few HG ones.

On the Drawing Board: I've removed some of these 'cause, lets face it, I'll never actually finish them. Chapter stories just don't work for me.

One Word, One Moment Extended Version

2 Drabbles

Longest Story to date: C: ALS SyaoronxYuui addition

Shortest Story to date: Dear Alfred

Quotes: I will update this once I get some good quotes.

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." - Isaac Asimov

"Being normal is overrated, anyway." - Raven, Teen Titans comic book

"When the going gets tough-"

"The tough make lemonade!" - Josie and the Pussycats

"NO! Everyone can't get along!" - Me yelling at my imp on WoW

"Look, if it was one of those 'we're going to die, I need to kiss someone' things, that's cool. I've been in those situations before. That's why I avoid eye contact with Firehawk." - Beast Boy to Raven, Teen Titans comic book

"Hey! I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!" - Cyborg, Teen Titans cartoon

"You always need an injector sit." - Stork, Storm Hawks

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." — Jacob Black, Twilight series

"Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" - Edward about Alice, Twilight series

"Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?" - Edward Cullen, Twilight series

Another ship has collided with the Condor and both are going down.

"Okay, what's our best case scenario?"

"I'm hoping to pass out before we go splat."

"Let's review the meaning of the phrase 'best case scenario', shall we?" - Aerrow, Stork, and Finn, Storm Hawks

"Oh, doom, why have you forsaken me?" - Stork, Storm Hawks

"This conversation's over!"

"Not if I keep talking." - Charlie and Jake, Two and a Half Men

"I avoided hitting your heart, as promised."

"Actually, you grazed it a bit."

"Damn." - Lady and Dante, Devil May Cry: The Animated Series

"And... Why are you at my house before I am?" - Kyoya to Tamaki, OHSHC

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"You do? I have a stupid feeling about this." - Shippou and Miroku, Inuyasha

"How is this possible... things like this just don't happen..."

"Yūko-san..."

"How can Syaoran and the others NOT give me gifts for White Day!" - Yuuko and Watanuki, xxxHolic

"Even if I lose this feeling, I'm sure that I'll just fall in love with you all over again." - Syaoran, Cardcaptor Sakura the Movie 2: The Sealed Card

"The greatest happiness is seeing someone you like stay happy." - Tomoyo, Cardcaptor Sakura

"I am here and you are there - one of us is in the wrong place!" -Unknown

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman

"As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." - Christopher Marlowe

"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing." - Maurice Maeterlinck

"I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived." - Willa Cather

"Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it." - Alice Walker

"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." - Susan Ertz

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright

"Fashions have done more harm than revolutions." - Victor Hugo

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally." - W. C. Fields

"I just live in a slow time zone!" - Arctic Bee

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Unknown

"'Tis better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." Mark Twain

Stargate SG-1 Quotes:

O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Daneil

Samuels: What if the aliens get it?

Col. O'Neill: Well, sir, they should be blowing their noses right now.-Children of the Gods

Col. O'Neill: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.

Maj. Kawalsky: We're friends.

Col. O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your stereo? - The Enemy Within

Col. O'Neill: Oh, I got in a little wrestling match with Carter.

Dr. Jackson: Why?

Col. O'Neill: I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary.

Dr. Jackson: What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal'c?

Col. O'Neill: No, she, uh, tried to seduce me.

pause

Dr. Jackson: Oh. pause You poor man...The Broca Divide

Col. O'Neill: You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question…and I wasn't listening the first time.- Window of Opportunity

The restored SG-1 is at O'Neill's cabin, fishing. The scene is exactly as it was at the end of 8.18, 'Threads'

Lt. Col. Carter: This is great.

Gen. O'Neill: I told you.

Lt. Col. Carter: I can't believe we didn't do this years ago.

Gen. O'Neill: Well, lets not dwell

A fish jumps in the pond

Lt. Col. Carter: ...Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?

Gen. O'Neill: Close enough. - Moebius Part 2

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. You can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an alcohol problem.
75. Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.
76. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.
77. When asking the Japanese what a word means, definitions don't matter, you just need Kanji
78. Nothing says love like telling them to live till the day you kill them
79. Nothing says love like placing various suffixes onto the end of the first four letters of their name

80. Everything is the fault of an old guy in glasses and weird robes

My profile is WAAAAAAAAY too long...

General Disclaimer: Since I always seem to forget this at the beginning of stories/chapters, I'll say this here, I own nothing related to the Teen Titans. They are DC's. Also, (just 'cause I feel like it) the only quote I claim is the one where I yell at my imp on WoW. -shakes head- It just never seems to learn. As well, everything related to Ouran High School Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori. And all CLAMP universe characters belong, obviously, to CLAMP.