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since: 05-21-08, id: 1582137, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
country: Australia
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, Card Captor Sakura, Naruto, and Fairy Tales.

Hiiiiiiiii...

You have no need to anything about me. I am no one, you are no one, We are no one.

Well you are probably someone... that I don't know or maybe someone important... though I doubt you'd be reading this if you are.

Anyway, only questions I answer

1 I am a girl/Queen/Princess/woman/Lady/female/not a male/not a man/not a Lord/not a King/not a Prince/not a boy

2 Yes I am random. Yes I am anonymous. And Yes I am a total fangirl!

3 If you are going to talk to me call me random. My friends in real life have a cat called Random. LOL


Recommended Readings:

Blind by Antifishestablishmentarianist; a Naruto fanfiction

A Fishy Situation in Exam Room One by L. Harris; a House, M.D. & Little Mermaid Crossover fanfiction

Two Halves : Story One & Twice Shy : Story Two originally by Dame Wren and reposted and continued by J R LeDoux


My authentic japanese name is 佐藤 Saitou (helpful wisteria) 美晴 Miharu (beautiful clear sky). (Fmaily name, Given name order)
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My authentic japanese name is 石丸 Ishimaru (round stone) 歩 Ayumu (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way). (Random Unknown Fangirl)
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My fairy name is Sapphire Sparkle Oak Tree.
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My patronus is: a Dolphin.
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My dragon name is Morphisor the Acid Breather (Black Dragon).
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My Easter Egg Name is Hoohah Old Egg.
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1. Your real name: Sofie (maybe it is, maybe it isn't... I do like it though! )

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Fexois! (i sorta like this one for some reason...)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Sofizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Cat

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Luz Brodie (Luz is pronouced more like loose)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Zarso (weird!)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Coca Cola!

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Maria... something - I forgot what my dad's middle name is... does he even have a middle name?

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Duchess (she's my kitty cat!)

10. Your Ninja name (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi)

Arimolukiku or Arimonorikika


25th May 2009

I have lost all motivation to write... Instead I shall try to learn how to draw manga people properly! Also anyone and everyone, feel free to adopt Which Sorceress is Witch? even though they're many CCS/HP fics out there. Please PM or review if you do - I'd like to see out it turns out.


12th May 2009

Parent teacher interviews are coming up! DOOOOOOOOOOM! ;-; so sad... WOE IS ME!! Also I have an idea for a new story... But if I start it now then WSiS? will probably be forgotten... So do I make it into a one-shot and expand on it once I've finished WSiS? or do I start it and hopefully remeber to finish it? Vote in the poll! PLEASE!!


8th April 2009

Which Sorceress is Witch? is on temporary hiatus! May be obsessing over Bleach or Naruto or maybe Prince of Tennis again... Dunno really... BUT ANYWAY! Tomorrow is last day of term! Last Day Of Term! Last Day Of Term! Lalalalala!


Favourite/Hated Stuffs

Favourite Characters:

Prince of Tennis: Echizen Ryoga, Echizen Nanjiro, Ryuzaki Sumire, Oji, Sengoku Kiyosumi, Kirigara Akaya, Sanada Genichirou,

Harry Potter: Do I have favourite characters for HP? I think... not... Hmmmmmm

Car Captor Sakura: Daidouji Tomoyo, the Li sisters, Kero-chan, Li Yelan, Kinomoto Sakura, Hiiragizawa Eriol, Li Syaoran And Li Meiling.

Bleach: Kurosaki Karin, Hitsugaya Toshiro, Kusajishi Yachiru, Zaraki Kenpachi, Shihouin Yoruichi, Soi-fon, Urahara Kisuke, Ise Nanao, Kyouraku Shunsui, Ukitake Jyuushiro, Kon!

Naruto: Hyuga Hinata, Umino Iruka, Tenten, Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Hatake Kakashi, Mitarashi Anko, Tsunade, Jiraiya... And so more whose names I can't remember right now.

InuYasha: Sango, Miroku, Jaken, Rin, Kouga... Fluffy! - a.k.a Sesshoumaru, and many many more!

Ouran High School: EVERYONE! But I simply love Suoh Tamaki, Ootori Kyouya, Renge and Nekozawa Umehito with his Beezlenef puppet-thingy-ma-bob.

Favourite Books/Authors:

C.S Lewis - Narnia Chronicles

J.K Rowling - Harry Potter Series

Favourite Anime/Manga

Card Captor Sakura

Bleach

InuYasha

Fruits Basket

Ouran High School Host Club

Naruto (before Shippuden started) I just don't like Shippuden for some reason... I think I just ended up losing interest and preferring fanfiction.

Favourite Couples:

Prince of Tennis: Ryoma x Sakuno ; Ryoga x Sakuno ; Momoshiro x Ann ; Kikumaru x Sakuno ; Sengoku x Sakuno ; Kirihara x Sakuno ; Kaidoh x Tomoka ; Atobe x Sakuno

Favourite PoT Couple: Either Sengoku x Sakuno or Kirihara x Sakuno! I can't choose!

Narnia Chronicles: Susan x Caspian ; Reepicheep x OC Mouse

Favourite Narnia COuple: Susan x Caspian

Harry Potter Series: Harry x OC (generally from Xover) ; Ron x Hermione ; Ginny x Colin ; James x Lily

Favourite HP Couple: James x Lily

Bleach: Hitsugaya x Karin ; Ulquiorra x Orihime ; Shunsui x Nanao ; Renji x Tatsuki ; Zaraki x Unohana

Favourite Bleach Couple: Hitsugaya x Karin

Card Captor Sakura: Syaoran x Sakura ; Eriol x Tomoyo ; Yamazaki x Chiharu ; Yue x Ruby Moon

Favourite CCS Couple: Yue x Ruby Moon

InuYasha: InuYasha x Kagome ; Miroku x Sango ; Sesshoumaru x Rin (ONLY IF alternate universe + same age) ; Sesshoumaru x Kagome

Favourite InuYasha Couple: Miroku x Sango

Naruto: Naruto x Hinata ; Shikamaru x Temari ; Gaara x Hinata ; Gaara x Sakura ; Sasuke x Sakura; Kakashi x Sakura ; Neji x Tenten ; Jiraiya x Tsunade ; Kakashi x Anko ; Iruka x Anko

Favourite Naruto Couple: ... I DON'T KNOW!! sobs hysterically probably Naruto x Hinata (especially when they run away together or go on a training mission)

Refuse To Read Couples:

Narnia Chronicles: Susan x Peter ; Susan x Edmund ; Lucy x Edmund ; Lucy x Peter (I just hate incest -in fanfiction)

Harry Potter: Harry x Ginny ; Krum x Hermione ; Albus x McGonagall (he's too old for her!) ;

Bleach: Rukia x Hitsugaya ; Hinamori x Hitsugaya ; Orihime x Ichigo ; Renji x Rukia;

Card Captor Sakura: Syaoran x Meiling ; Syaoran x Tomoyo ; Syaoran x Eriol ; Eriol x Sakura ; Eriol x Kaho ; Touya x Tomoyo ; Touya x Sakura

InuYasha: InuYasha x Kikyo ; InuYasha x Sango ; Miroku x Kagome ; Kouga x Kagome ; Naraku x ANYONE ;

Naruto: Sasuke x Karin ; Tsunade x anyone other than Jiraiya ; Neji x Hinata ;

No offence to anyone who happens to be in an incestous relationship. I just don't like incest pairings for fanfictions. This used to include yaoi and yuri in my refuse to read but damn you Prince of Tennis for converting me into liking yaoi couples! Damn you... D:


Favourite Quotes

Live well, age well. and go bald well. And die after me. And... if you can, die smiling... ~ Kurosaki Isshin to Ichigo, Bleach

The Chad...is stuck ~ Chad, Charlies Angels (Now who cannot love that quote?)

Charlie... Charlie... -What?!- We're on a bridge Charlie! ~ The pink & blue unicorns, Charlie the Unicorn and Candy Mountain

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have everyone wonder how you did that ~ no clue, it wasn't me though

You told me Life's a bitch. If Life's a bitch the go find Karma and tell Karma that Life's been cheating on her. Go watch Life get the crap beaten out of him and laugh. ~ Me a.k.a teh sadistic insane sugar-high freak... according to my friends


We interrupt this profile for a special oath.

The Shippers Oath

I will hold

True to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

Everyone knows how to be good. Everyone knows how to be bad. Some people be bad to have fun others because they hate being good. If your one of the few people who like being good MOST of the time copy this and put it on your profile. (That means never drank under age, smoked under age, or did drugs stuff like that and you do what is right because you like to but are always true to your friends.)

If you hate the warm copy this and put this on your profile. (I get way too many headaches from the heat.)

If you like cold not just because of the snow copy this and put this on your profile. (where I live you don't even get snow!)

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If your profile is too long copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, random unknown fangirl

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, random unknonw fangirl

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Kagome126, random unknown fangirl

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

(or girl)

To error is human, to seek revenge is divine.

(mainly because it comes in the form of P-R-A-N-K-S)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (NO-ONE DOES! MUAHAHAHAHA!! NOW YOU CAN'T COPY THIS! o_0)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile. (LOOK DOWN)

MENstrual Cramps...MENopause...MENtal Breakdown...MENtal Anxiety...Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN?!

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. (I don't like; I LOVE!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

If you're evil and proud of it copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

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TIME FOR A MATH LESSON

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top. (and this is the truth)

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!LoveShinobi4eva, A Flower and a Demon, GaaraandAikoforever,Sabaku Luver, Enko Luvs Kyo, BlueSkyHeaven, random unknown fangirl

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.

A recent study shows that 92 of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who stayed with REAL music

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile. (Panda-chan was so cute when he was little! squeals)

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile. (best nickname there is for him!)

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (heaps of fun! )

The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile!

98 of internet users don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If your part of the 2 that wants to punch them, put this in your profile.

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE FOR WORLD DOMINATION! 1010010010010100101010

If you ever pretended you were insane/on a sugar high just so you could freak your friends out, put this on your profile. (This is mine that I made up! I do that a lot; actually I've never been on a sugar high. 0_o)

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter camp aigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.

Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.

NOTE FROM DOC: For the love of all that is sweet and just in this world, TRY to find your pet a good home before dumping them in a shelter! They love us, are loyal to us and are truer friends than any two legger could be! They give us so much; PLEASE TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR!! If you want to save at least one unwanted pet, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Note from random unknown fangirl: REMEMBER PETS ARE FRIENDS/FAMILY FOR LIFE! IF YOU CAN;T KEEP THEM FIND THEM A GOOD HOME BECAUSE THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE PUT TO SLEEP IN A POUND MILES AWAY FROM THE FAMILY THEY LOVE! My family and I take animals in often. A close neighbour was moving, she couldn't bring her cat with her; we now have the cat but she died. One of our close friends moved back to her homeland, we took her cat in and now it sleeps with me. Another school friend had a cat and it had kittens; there were too many kittens to take care of so we took one. We found a stray dog, eventually we found his owner; when we returned him we went to the animal shelter and got another dog. When my mother found another stray dog we took him in even though he was so covered in fleas that he looked like a black dog instead of a white one. Over several freezing cold mornings we found four kittens, all under a month old, we bottle fed them and tried to find a good home for them. That good home was with us. Now I have nine cats and one dog; some disappeared while two died and we buried them in our garden. This is how devoted we are to our pets.

If YoU aRe BoReD cOpY aNd PaStE aLl OfT hIs On YoUr PrOfIlE eSpEcIaLlY iF tHe LaSt StOrY mAdE yOu CrY

(it made me cry sniff so sad...)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (not really but close enough)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (actually my friends and I have declared ourselves absolutely insane...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.


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