Hey guys!

I'm PeOtIcalLyPtheTic...aka EMMETRULEs247...aka Padfootlover13...

So….basically I decided to remodel!

YAY!

I get to rewrite this for I lack anything better to do!

IMPORTANT: if you hate someone but need a ride from them point your thumb up, your first finger forward and your middle finger down. Meaning is I'll go forward (first finger) you stay here (middle finger) and may God protect you (thumb)! SERIOUSLY PPL IT"S FUNNNNN TRY IT!!

Oh! And check out this thing called iFic on iTunes! It's really cool!

And if u think i should add anything...don't hesitate to tell me!!

Okay…so here goes…

-Inhales deeply-

Name: I won't tell you! I won't tell you!NANA BANANA! But my friend calls me Choco! Like chocolate. I don't really like chocolate and she thinks it's I ironic that my nickname would be Choco!

Gender: female (like most of the fanfiction population!)

Age: Never gonna tell ya, never gonna tell ya!

Zodiac: Gemini! I'VE SOOOOOOOOOO GOT A SPLIT PERSONALITY!!

Birth stone: Pearl! It's so pretty!

Birth date: 6.17

Favorite color: Midnight blue! I love the sky! And the stars...

Time: 6:04

Date: 10.15.09

Favorite Quotes from Random Things:

~How does the guy in the snowplow get to work in the morning?

~when life gives you lemons¸ squirt life in the eye and run like hell! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

~when life, again, gives you lemons make orange juice and let the rest of the world figure out how the hell you've done it! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

~where do all the missing socks from the dryer go?

~In the wintertime, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground?

-If Einstein was so smart, why didn't he brush his hair? (I made it up!)

~don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!!(Homer Simpson)

Asandesana Squash Banana Ne Ne NU Na NI Na Na Na Na!(Rafiki form The Lion King)

~"Technechally I can't ever sleep with you" (Edward Cullen-Eclipse-naughty naughty Edward)

~Do I dazzle you? ~Edward; Twilight

--CATS ARE GONNA DOMINATE THE WORLD!!

~How can someone be 'dirt poor' and another 'filthy rich'?

10 Commandments of a Teenager

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Hair: brown, gold, light brown, black, tinny red, annoyingly curly, untamable, smells good, but not after I ride horses! Then it smells like horses and dust!

Eyes: my friend says are like the ones of a teddy bear, big, brown and warm!

They are sometimes dark brown, almost black and sometimes lighter brown…but I've noticed that one of my eyes is a lighter shade than the other!

Favorite food: PadThai! Yummmmmmmmmmm

Most esqueroso (gross in Spanish) food: Bananas…YUCKKKKKKKK!

Wearing: black skirt and tights and pretty blue V-neck shirt.

Socks: for some unknowable reason one of my socks is a light pink and the other a pale white…weird!

Favorite drink: Coke/Pepsi, Fanta, Sprite mixed with Coke and Fanta.

.:..:welcome.:..:to…:Insanity!:.: you are no longer safe!!

Books:Twilight Saga (DUH!), Harry Potter Series (DUH!), Inheritance Series, Inkheart, Inkspell, Princess Ben, Dairy Queen, The Off Season, The Tale of Desperoux, Because of Winn-Dixie, Runny Babbit, Where the Side Walk Ends, The Giving Tree, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Pride and Prejudice, His Dark Material, Ella Enchanted, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Beauty, Nightmare Academy...

Movies: Twilight (duh!), Finding Nemo, Shrek (all), Dr. Dolittle, Pride and Prejudice (new version), Narnia (1 and 2), Get Smart!, Mulan (don't ask), The Water Horse, Grease, Coyote Ugly, Miss Congeniality, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King(I love the gohsts! they rock!), Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie, The Simpsons: The Movie

Music: Paramore, Relient K, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Clair De Lune, Reverie, Moonlight Sonata, Amber Pacific, Linkin Park, Hellogoodbye, Sliversteine.

I will add more when I can think of something more to add so for now…

SEE YA L8ER!

AND PLEZ, PLEZ, PLEZ….R&R MY STORIES!!