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I love writing fanfiction and making ceramics and graphic arts. I also enjoy reading and making really bad drawings. I can do only two things when it comes to preparing food: bake and burn. No cooking for me.

Age: 20

Favorites

Movies: Labyrinth, The Dark Knight, Batman, Amadeus, Beetlejuice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Aristocats, Warlock

Shows: Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, House M.D, Scrubs, MASH, Beetlejuice, Moonlight, Metalocalypse, Bones, The Drew Carrey Show, Robot Chicken, Vicar Of Dibley, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Squidbillies, True Blood

Music: Dethklok, David Bowie, Billy Idol, Meatloaf, Culture Club, Prince, KISS, lots of others.

Books: Pendergast series by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris, DarkFever Series by Karen Moning, and Sherlock Holmes and Mary Russel by Laurie R. King

These are disclaimers: I don't own POTC or Labyrinth or Beetlejuice or the Joker or Napoleon Dynamite or Tina the llama or Jareth or Captain Jack Sparrow, Mr. Gibbs, Mr. Cotton, Mr Cotton's parrot, Marty. I put this here because I forget to put this on my stories. The only things I own are Larry TIPB, Captain Billy Goat and the Black Bailey and my other characters I made up.

Umm...I don't really know what else to say...NEW STORY! THE GLITTER WAR!! GOAT PIRATES OF PORT ROYAL! HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE! READ IT!! ALSO A PIRATES TALE AND WHY NAPOLEON HATES TINA AND OF COURSE MY VERY FIRST...THE ADVENTURES OF LARRY THE IMAGINARY PLASTIC BAG!!

Recent studies show that 92 per cent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If your part of the eight per cent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Classic Rock rocks!)

If you think that Writer's Block blows copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile

If you sometimes have a memory span shorter than goldfish's copy and paste this in you...uh what was I saying?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug(JARETH!!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered about the different types of cheese there are, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at horror movies, copy this into your profile.

If you think you will survive a horror movie because you know all the rules, copy this into your profile.

If plan on voting for Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag for president, copy this into you profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If know that David Bowie is very disappinted in you, post this in your profile.