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since: 05-22-08, id: 1583265, Profile Updated: 05-03-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Star Wars, Desperate Housewives, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

Hey readers!

Okay a few things about me:

Name: I don't want to get stalked. Yeah that's my name! :-p

Faves: I've never been big on them because there's too much cool stuff out there but I'll give it a shot. Um,

Movies: Australia

TV Show: Chuck, NCIS, The Mentalist, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, and Private Practice

Other Movies: When Harry Met Sally, Catch and Release, Die Hard 1-4, Peter Pan (Human Version), Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Star Wars 1-6

Food: I'm picky unfortunately but I eat like a pig; it's kind of disgusting actually

Pet: dogs

Soda: changes occasionally but usually Dr. Pepper

Clothing Item: My thongs . . . HA HA HA, no, jk (I don't wear them), um sweatshirts and sweatpants and an awesome fitting pair of jeans!

Actor: Um, Tom Felton, Alan Rickman, Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis!

Actress: Meg Ryan, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson

Xbox 360 Game: Anything Halo and KOTOR

Musical: Wicked

Yeah, that's me! I'm a dork, I know, but it's fun being one so I still intend on being one :-) Um, the only other thing anybody really needs to know about me is that I LOVE playful sarcasm.

~Simkey


Blog:

March 27, 2009: Okay, so lately I haven't been updating at all. I know, I'm a horrible author for that and I am truly sorry, but it was just getting too hard updating whichever ones needed to be updated first, especially when I didn't have the inspiration so here is my new plan;

1) delete my LOST fanfiction since I have no inspiration left for that at all.

2) finish my TWILIGHT one first since it's almost over anyway and I know what I want to do

3) add chapters to my DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, my HARRY POTTER 1, and my two STAR WARS fanfictions because I know what I am going to do for those

4) concoct new ideas for my NCIS and UGLY BETTY and SCRUBS ones because I am quickly losing ideas for those

5) complete all the ones I have up and write other ones offline in the process so when I add another one it will be all ready and I will just have to post them!

Again, I am sorry for the delay in all of these and I know some of you are probably getting annoyed with me, I have just been absolutely swamped lately and I am slowly losing inspiration for all of them, so this is my reform plan. I felt like the president when I just said that; that's SCARY! lol I hope you all understand and I will get cracking on that ASAP!

April 15, 2009: I find it funny (I'm a dork so beware) that my Bella's Bedroom story has more chapters than my Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone story and yet has less words! Like I said,

I'm a dork!

April 18, 2009: Some of you may hate me, but I just deleted a few of my stories. I realized that I wouldn't be able to continue them for a while and I wasn't really happy with where they were going. So I'm going to complete, or at least make GOOD headway in the stories I left, and then I will repost one or two. I just have to look over my original idea and start over on a couple. They just weren't working with what I originally had in mind. I'm really sorry for all of those who liked those stories. I want to thank all of those people who took the time to read it and all of you who reviewed them as well. All of it means a lot to me so thank you. I promise they will not be gone forever; I did like the ideas I had, they just need some cleaning up work done on them and then they'll be back. I cyber pinkie-swear. Again, I'm sorry if I upset anyone and I hope when they come back out the wait will be worth it. Thank you.

May 3, 2009: I know I told all my Bella's Bedroom fans that I would update it ASAP since it's winding down. I am I swear, I've just been really busy lately and I am currently battling my reoccuring writer's block so I hope you can forgive me, but I am slowly but surely breaking through it. I hope to have the next chapter up in the next couple weeks. I'm sorry for the inconvenience!


WEIRD QUIZ THING: (BIG THANX TO JateSkateFate815's PROFILE)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"On our team, we had Beckendorf and two other . . ."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air/Oxygen/dust

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Patrick Dempsy on Ellen DeGeneres :)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:26 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:26 pm (BOO YA!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The local news two rooms away and the phone ringing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

two hours ago walking my dog

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

JateSkateFate815's profile to get this survey!.

9. What are you wearing?

Brown t-shirt with vine designs from JCPenny, blue jeans from Khole's and knee high green socks from Olympia Sports

10. Did you dream last night?

Everybody dreams every night but that doesn't mean they remember (so technically yes, but I don't remember)

11. When did you last laugh?

Reading one of my favorite fan fictions

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint (duh) a mirror and three pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Define weird . . .

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's funny.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Umm, well I watched part of Harry Potter 5 the other day but all the way through I saw HSM 3 (corny movie but SOOOO funny!)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A totally awesome and pimped out Ford Mustang, a replication of my old house and I would get both of my BFFs better living situations

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

(If you've already read the top of my profile) then that I am writing a book

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Change the President to ME! (tee hee hee) Seriously though, I have some good ideas

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes. I invent my own moves. :)

20. George Bush:

Idiotic (scuze my french) asshole who is too ignorant and arrogant to manage our beloved country

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ariel

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

(Husband's name) Jr.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Probably not. If I did, it would be somewhere in Europe.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

Welcome Home!


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1. Bella's Bedroom » reviews
Bella and Edward's passion for each other is spelled out in these chapters with a little jealousy, fright, and hilarity thrown into the mix.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,282 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 6-3-08 - Bella & Edward
2. Sarah J » reviews
It's been a week since Mrs. Scavo used a false identity, Sarah J., to talk to her son online. Now there's a new family moving in and the daughter and Porter have an immediate connection. But can it last when the girl's name turns out to be Sarah J.?
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 10-13-08
3. One Hundred Percent reviews
Hermione is taking a test after school and gets a steamy surprise when the teacher leaves the room. She finds love in the most unexpected person and ends up getting a 100 on her test! Lemon; don't like it don't read it. 1st lemon: reviews would be nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-27-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
4. A Dying Wish » reviews
The war is over and the students of Hogwarts are now going back after a year of being away. 18 years old, and Hermione Granger is Head Girl, but guess who's Head Boy. With painful experiences between the two, will they kill each other, or will it be love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 10-18-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
5. Haunted Past » reviews
The fight is over and Malak is dead but Revan still has to overcome her past. With the help of Carth and Bastila she’s well on her way, but when new powers come to haunt her, can she still live up to the woman she’s created or will she go back to the Sith
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 11-15-08 - Revan & Carth O.
6. Episode I: The Phantom Menace » reviews
When a character is added to the adventures of the Jedi and politicians of Star Wars, things happen and things change. Living is the key, but will the end results change?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 7-30-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J.
7. My Bella reviews
*One-Shot* Bella and Edward are in Bella's bedroom and have a conversation about why they love each other and why they should last. Short and Sweet!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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