Hello there, those who have come here.

Do not complain about the long profile; a profile is meant for these kinds of things so we don’t pollute our stories with it.

Also, just to make it easy on my more frequent viewers, I have placed the listings line closer so they won’t have to go through all my junk, again.

Speaking of, damn I'm busy with request! No wonder I feel sqashed...

Furthermore, for those who read: I NEED AN ARTIST!! (I want one, anyway)

Thank you… and enjoy!

Randomness For The Month:

Don't cry, Mello. L is always ever Near.

MOOD:

Missing My L.

Links!:

Gaia Profile: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/17979484

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DeidaraSakurasama

Playlists and stuff I'm getting inspired by will be posted as soon as I have a link TO post, Facebook will also come soon; so will Myspace if it's nice to me.

Listings!

I have begun my first Death Note Fic, called "Haunted".

Summary for "Haunted": Janis Legend, a normal young woman with abnormal family problems, travels abroad to find her way-ward sister. Little did she know that she would cross paths with a determined spirit that harbors unfinished business...nor that the truth of her past would come back to haunt her... Robotics, poltergiests, and various other fun things! Mystery/Supernatural.

I have taken over "Kissing" from my dear Beta; give me some time to work out the submiting kinks and plot lines.

"In Time", “Eldritch”, "Torn Asunder" for RozenMaiden14 , "Old Friend, New Dobe" for Mokulule have been put on hold due to the impending "muse lob", which has struck me with another idea.

Trying to desperately finish "The Little Things"with Mokulule before I go into "L" mode.

Warnings: Sorry, but I must request that my faithful (and few) readers take me off Author Alert. I am currently revising all my work, because underlining killed reader's eyes (many complaints) and uploading/spelling errors, so please be kind and watch the profile!

Disturbing Quizilla: You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Hobbies: Watching anime, reading manga and fanfiction, writing, playing with my kid; the list could go on to never-ending expanses of the universe.

Age: Something legal.

What I Am Like: I have been told I act a lot like Itachi (or Konan, take your pick), but actually more like something of a proverbial love child between Tobi and Deidara, with a splash of Sakura. If you don't like any of them, well, byte me.

Gender: The very opposite of the expected.

Favorite Food: Yakasobi!

Favorite Avatars (Depictions): Mostly Gaara, because he is a closest resemblance to me in terms of looks, Konan, who I would look like if I had blue hair and Deidara, well, he portrays a large (and I mean LARGE!) part of my personality, therefore, I find him the most “suitable” avatar. Oh, L from Death Note serves as what people see me as most of the time. Go figure.

Favorites Characters: If it is any guess, my favorites in Naruto are Tobi-Madara (Ahem, handsome behind the mask but so annoyingly evil!) and Deidara (It’s all about the hands, un) Itachi (What are you staring at?), Hidan (Holy Jashin, get me outta here!)and Sakura, which at the moment, has nothing to say to anybody.

In other anime…

Abel Nightroad and Esther Blanchett from Trinity Blood; I wish they just kissed in the anime instead of leaving it up us FanFiction writers to make it happen!

In Hellsing, well, who doesn’t like Alucard (No brainer, really) and my personal favorite is Rip, with her bullets that chase you everywhere, (Look her up if you don’t know her) otherwise that is it, I wouldn’t write about anything else.

L from Death Note. I can give you so many reasons it wouldn't be funny, I like him. A Lot.

Favorite Music: Anything, really. If you want to get specific, I’ll tell you the songs my friends deemed the beat “My Song”. My fighting or “anger” song is “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria, “Counting Bodies Like Sheep (To The Rhythm Of The War Drums)” by A Perfect Circle and/or “Coming Undone” by Korn, and it is well suggested you read the lyrics.

Otherwise, my normal personality song would have to be “All That I Am” by Rob Thomas, "Who I Am" by Madonna, and "At World's End: At The Brink Of An End"by Coheed and Cambria. Go figure.

Best Albums: The You And The Now by Jorane and the soundtrack to August Rush.

Favorite Lyric Verses: I have two songs in mind:

Indestructible: By Disturbed

Indestructible,
Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side,
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I'm an indestructible, Master of war!

And

Waiting For Love: By Pink

She looks to the stars,

Breaking,

Time to follow the heart,

My world is falling apart.

And the turning of every new page,

A book on a shelf that is there to remain.

Breaking the walls as she's tearing them down,

As she is starting to drown.

Favorite Movie (Anime): Howl's Moving Castle. Hands down, no arguments.

Favorite Anime Voice Actor/Actress: Crispin D. Freeman - Better known as Alucard from Hellsing and Itachi Uchiha in Naruto. I don't have a favorite anime actress yet.

Favorite Movies (Live Action): I have to say The Fifth Element, August Rush and L: Change The World.

Favorite Live Action Character: The Diva from The Fifth Element. I wish I had a voice like hers...

Favorite Author (Published/Hardcover): Edgar Allen Poe is my all-time favorite, but Stephenie Meyer will do in a pinch.

Favorite FanFiction Author: Ooh. This is a hard one. Screw it. I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Favorite Artwork-Related Saying:This was on a Pein/Konan wallpaper I downloaded: “I am the virus, Are you the cure – I am morally, I'm morally impure – I am a disease and I am unclean – I am not part of God's well oiled machine, I am part of a degenerate elite -by tearip at Deviantart “dot” com.

Philosophical Phrase: To tell the truth - you have to learn to lie, to have strength – you have to learn when to fall from grace - but to breathe - you have to learn to die.

Favorite Sentence From Someone Else: “Idle hands are the devil’s plaything” from The Calling, by stones

Worst Pick-Up Line You Ever Heard: When you looked my way; I felt as if I were struck by a bolt of passion. (Just so anyone who reads this knows this is my ex-boyfriend’s pick-up line. Let the laughs begin!)

The Best Pick-Up Line You Have Ever Heard: Decency is the game to be played here, and though the cards are stacked against me, would you give this jack- of–all-trade a chance? (This one wasn’t used on me; it was used on a friend that is now happily married to this man and has three children. Kudos to that lucky guy!)

Requests: Please help me pass my time in my run-down house in USA, Virginia, reading and writing NarutoFanfiction (Maybe Hellsing, if I can get my arse in gear), and would gladly take requests for Naruto poetry or other animes. All I ask is to feed the monster of scribes, (Looks his direction, motions him closer) and send reviews, artwork, anything. Please.

I Give My Thanks To…

My Beta, DarkestFlameUchiha (also known as Precious Stone's Ammo), who has awesome works and has been helping me in my days of writer’s block!

And

Mokulule, who points out errors via email and someone you all should put on Author Alert!

I also have to thank my mom (Tiya, also known as Zetsu, don't ask why...) and my dad (Charlie), my closest friends Tobi (aptly nicknamed after the character), Chelly, Eddy Punales and Sir Edward, Richie, The Foxes (nutty brother & sister co-workers), The Hulk and The Hulk's Cousin (seriously tall people!), Sasori666 (crazy woman...), Barku-kai (Itachi-sama), my anarchist cousin (cough, Hidan, cough cough), The Fly (SWAT! - ouch...), Nick (Pein, just because he is one), Suma Amoru (she's not funny; she's special. There is a difference) and my metaphorical twin Katherine (and my teachers too, because I know they're reading this!) for giving me that extra push (even if they didn't really push) to set my stories out in the open with confidence, and without them, I would never be here.

I thank all who read and all who write with my deepest gratitude, for without your eyes nor your minds, we surely would never be alive and typing.

Meanings:

I have been asked about the meaning of my pen-name many times, so here is the dictionary entries for mentioned words. I would put the rest, but the system I use doesn't do well with foreign fonts.

I put this pen-name together based on the saying “the words of myth are the writer's echoes” .

Re·me·di·a·tion - The act or process of correcting a fault or deficiency.

A·nent Regarding; concerning.

An·e·cho·ic - Neither having nor producing echoes

Nicknames:

Sakura: Not after the character, oddly enough. I was called this after the blush that forms when I smile too hard. It's one of those you get called so much, you forget your own name!

Deidara-Sempai!: More commonly used by those (Tobi, really) who hang around me too much, seeing the more “destructive” (and emotional) side of me. Another one of those “hear-it-too-often” nicknames.

Zyrru: You see this name, you'll know it's me. It tends to be iconic on any gaming site it shows up on.

L-Let: Go ahead. I'll hunt you down with a rifle if I have to.

Teava: Don't call me this to ANY Japanese person; it means “master” in old dialect. Also only if you want to get personal.

Ai: Call me this and your dead. Point-blank and period.

Mae: Only if you want to get “really” personal. Means “flower” in Chinese, or so I'm told.

My Inspirations

(Warning! Will separate chapters because each was inspired differently!)

Listed in written order:

Broken – Itachi & Sakura: Was half-finished for a year due to constant emotional turmoil. Inspired by the day I spent walking around bare-footed in the snow.

The Red Dawn – Any & Any (Akatsuki): Inspired by a friend going into the army, a song by Disturbed called “Indestructible” and the opening score to a movie called War, which happens to be the name of mentioned score.

Deidara's Poetry – Deidara & Sakura: A not-so-simple challenge from a classmate to use archaic words, so I put “Life Is Beautiful” by Sixx AM on repeat.

Obsession – Itachi & Sakura: I listened to Santana & Chad Kroger's “Into The Night” and “Into The Fire” by Disturbed for this one.

Eldritch – 1: Collision – Tobi & OC: Korn's “Throw Me Away” and “Counting Bodies Like Sheep (To The Rhythm Of The War Drums)” by A Perfect Circle. Maybe I need to change my music to get past my writer's block...

To Hold – Pein & Konan: I love this couple, so that is generally the best excuse for doing what we do. Was also greatly inspired by one of my friends on Fanfiction and Three Days Grace's “Get Out Alive”.

Stay – Sasuke & Itachi: “The Unforgiven (original)” by Metallica and “Stay”done by Jorane. More inspired by the latter then the former, hence the name.

Take My Hand – Deidara & Sasori: This is an odd-ball inspired by the song “Pink” performed by Aerosmith. My first (and failed) attempt to write about a same-sex couple.

Paradox – Hidan & Sakura: I was having an odd conversation with someone about “love” and “romance” when inspired for this. Is that twisted or what?

I Feel – Sai & Sakura: “Home” by Fallacy, which is better (much better) written then mine, was a great inspiration for this piece ( and my need to try different writing styles!).

Master And The Slave – Tobi & Madara: The Obito-Tobi-Madara Theory, whether Tobi was a separate entity from Madara at one time or what was left of Madara's innocence (or sanity), so I wanted express my opinion through this particular writing.

Never Leaving – Naruto & Sasuke: Inspired by by my Beta's story called “Looking For Angels”, I found myself trying to write same-sex couples (again), only failing and turning into this (see “Take My Hand”). I don't believe I have found my inspiration for those kind of stories yet.

In Time – 1: Back Step - Itachi & Sakura: My Beta, DarkestFlameUchiha and her brainstorming and Mokulule, with all her (Uh-oh, better look that up; don't want to risk gender assumption again...) Itachi-Sakura goodness, plus a instrumental called “Tribal Dance”by KakiKing, wrapped all around my already-twisted imagination for this one.

In Time- 2: World Anew: Twilight soundtrack!

Poetic - Itachi & Sakura: Inspired by my friend who gave me this challenge, Mokulule. Hope she likes it!

Chronicles Of The Lingering: The Secret Book -1: Free-Fall: Midnight hour, creepy moment.

Friends - Itachi & Konan: A song by Bjork called “State Of Emergency”. Both are beautiful and very sad.

All in all, I have to say that reviewers and writers alike inspire me as much as music or sentimental moments do, in real life or the anime/manga, for even the Flamers are welcome in my imagination (it still don't give them a right to do what THEY do!) or semi-stickler writers with their constructive criticism (that's what we have our Beta for!); and I'm not afraid of them in the slightest. If there is anything that YOU, the reader, finds that something honestly needs to be fixed, then just send a message my way. I love honest reviewers!

Funny Stuff:

Something I fell for on broken0dream's profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Not quite yet, I'm too young)

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Other Funny Stuff:

From my Beta's Profile:

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

WestOfThyMoon's Profile:

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.

FREINDS:Call your parents Mrs. and grandma and grandpa.

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we really messed up.

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BESTFRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue".

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME!".

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies).

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough.

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste".

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this shit.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BESTFRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BESTFRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.

BESTFRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out.

BESTFRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

Fan Art: Um... heh, not much to put here...

You’ll know if something bad happens when you see a giant NO being repeated on the profile, so keep those seats cool.

As for Flamers, well……………… BRING IT ON!! HAHA HA!

Chow!