| YaoiHellian |
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Yo!! The names Ronnie but you can call my that or Ronnie-chan or just Yaoihellian. I'm in love with anime and just well anything japanese. I'm infatuated with yaoi anything yaoi related I'm on quicker then Shuichi is on Yuki lmao speaking of that I love tons of anime; FMA, Blood, Gravitation, Digimon, Shaman king, Kyou Kara Maou the list goes on. But I seriously love watching, writing, reading, drawing, or acting out YAOI its just so AAAAAAHHHHH!! XD!!X3!! UH anyways I'm very hyper, very easy to talk to, and just a great person to be around if I do say so myself XD. So sit back relax and please enjoy the gooie mess of yaoi I squeezed from my brain THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT XD!! OK PEOPLE HERES TO KNOW ABOUT ME KAY 1) I HAVE SLIGHT ANGER PROBLEMS WEIRD DREAM Ok I was walkin in this cemetary right (dont ask how I got there) and I kept seeing eyes in the fog and being kinda curious about it I walked to them. I mean hey they were a pretty demon green rimmed with gold so I followed them. Any ways I came to this cyrpt thing and at first I thought that it was looked but then the doors open. Ok any normal person would have ran away screaming for there momma right then but I have a theory. ~Theory: If you see it and you dont run and you die your an idiot, you see it and you get hurt your a dork, and you see it and nothing happens then your cool, but you see it and nothing would have happend and you run away your a pansy and the other three are a better way to go.~ So anyways I walk in and the whole cyrpt is decorated in like an old victorian styled house and it was beautiful. So I find myself walking down this hall way and I come to these double black iron doors with women on them and a I do mean women were carved into the metal but they were all naked and seemed to be laughing and so I'm like ok my art side pops out and I'm going over the detail of the door its just so cool.(I'm such and art geek lol). Well anyways I'm in the middle of the door and I'm trailing my right hand over the door and then I heard something behind so I look and I guess I hit something on the door cause the left door to open I look at my right hand and see that I pushed in one of the laughing womens breasts (nice huh). So I go through the door and I'm in this room full of blood red velvet. Everything was blood red the walls the floor the ceiling but the bed it was all black velvet with blood red accsents it was a canopy bed and dear Kami-sama I wanted it anyways there was a lump in the middle of the bed that was covered by the curtains of the bed. So being the idiot I was I walked over to it and pushed back the curtains and in the center of the bed was... ... ... Some chick she had lond blood red hair that was everywhere on the pillows and she was wearing a black robe that showed off here curved and her huge breasts she was at least my size (42DD) so I'm looking at her more like drooling at her and she wakes up. And for the first time in this whole dream I paniced and I was running around the room screaming OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG while she just sat up in bed and rubbed her eyes. In the middle of my freak out she did that so I paused saying, "AAAAAAAAwwwwwwww," then proceeded to freak out. She finally snapped out of her little sleepiness and stared at me through the curtains as I flipped out then she did this hand gesture and the curtains went up. I had that O_O look on my face and she laughed and looked my dead in the eyes and I saw that her eyes where the same eyes I saw in the cemetary and again I had the O_O look on my face. She was like, yes I drew you here and yes I'm a vampire and blah blah blah. Then she got off the bed and walked to me and did another hand gesture and I was in a robe just like hers and again my face was O_O. She laughed again say, your a vampire freak and your shocked like a 3 year old. I then looked like o_O? lady I love vamps but never thought I'd get caught by one. She nodded and dragged me to the bed and she drew my hand to her right breast and held it there. For some weird reason I knew she was going to turn me and right on the spot she leaned in and was about to sink her teeth in when RIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG RING My stupid alarm blared on and on so I threw it against the wall and I was greeted by silence wonderful silence as I sat up in bed. I thought damn again I was so close to being a vampire I felt her teeth right there evil alarm clock so I threw a grenade at it and watched it burn. I turned to get out of bed when I felt an arm around my waist. I looked over to my right and saw her looking at me with those eyes and she gave me a fangy grin and asked, how'd you sleep darling and she laughs then that special effeact thing where it zooms into my eye happend and you just hear her laughing for a good ten seconds and then blackness lmao so that was my dream er kinda weird huh I need to stop watchin vampire movies so much lmao ABOUT ME MOVIES SHOWS COLORS WHAT AM I INTO NOW GAMES I PLAY WHAT I LOVE TO EAT Er I think thats it so woot and ttfn tata for now | |||||||||
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