Author has written 7 stories for Doctor Who, M*A*S*H, Band of Brothers, Step Up, Pirates of the Caribbean, House, M.D., and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hi, I'm Sharfish(a nickname of a nickname) waves

What is the big deal about the Eleventh Doctor? Yes, he's young, yes, he dresses funny, but I can clearly remember swearing I would never again watch Doctor Who when Christopher Eccelstone left, and look how long that lasted (until the next series started). I am optimistic about Matt Smith, because frankly, his hair rocks.

TO ALL THOSE MARVY TYPES WHO READ MY STORIES: I apologise profusely, especially to anyone who reads We don't belong Now, I am a truly horrific updater. I am an avid reader of fanfictions, therefore, the better part of my time is spent happily entrenched up to my eyebrows, not actually writing or doing schoolwork, like I should be. But trust me on this, I WILL update them eventually, honest. 25/11/09: Okay, as much as I hate to admit this, I am getting absolutely nowhere with this story, and therefore, I am officially putting it on hiatus. Who knows, maybe one day I will be struck with sudden and unbridled inspiration, but I advise against the holding of breath.

Things I will let you know: Sarcastic, M.E (Myalgic Enchephalopathy I recommmend Wikipedia-ing it, I did:D) sufferer, terrible updater, yaddah-yaddah-yaddah:D

Better The Devil You Know: In progress. Still writing chapter three.
Emergency Programme Grace: Complete. Sequel in the works somewhere, somewhen.
La Vie En Andie: In progress. Working on chapter five, nearly finished, and I promise it will be up before summer.
We don't belong Now: In progress, albeit extremely slow. I lost the notebook with all the plans in. ON HIATUS
What will you be, in forty years time?: Oneshot. Not really sure, there may be another chapter, there might not.
When I was young, I used to be: In progress. Working on chapter seven, as I have promised my reviewers I would. But please bear in mind tha I possess 10 hours of utterly gorgeous men running about in uniform.

If anything below is a spoiler, then, frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself and turn in your fan badge. I mean, honestly! You have either not seen a single episode, and therefore are only JUST excused, or you been living in a cave.

Doctor Who: Ten/Rose, Nine/Rose,

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BRAVEHEART:Willaim WallaceOC/Isabelle

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Band of Brothers: WintersOC, because I do not support BoB slash. Nothing against it, just not my kettle of fish. And as far as I'm aware, they were all as straight a laser

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X-Men: Wolverine/Rogue, Scott/Rogue, Angel/Rogue, Colossus/Rogue

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Step Up 2 the Streets: Blake/Andie (Yeah, I know it sounds strange, but I like making ridiculous pairings, and it's very cool)

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Pirates of The Caribbean COTBP, DMC, AWE: Norribeth all the way, Caro! He doesn't die, utter nonsense.

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Harry Potter TPS, TCOS, TPOA, TGOF, TOOTP, THBP, TDH: Fred/Hermione (he doesn't die either), Oliver/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione neither does he. Basically, if it's anti-canon, then I'll most likely love it to pieces. Apart from SS/Hr. Really, just no. You have to wonder what JK Rowling was smoking when she 'shipped RW/Hr and H/GW

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Grey's Anantomy:Meredith/Mark, Meredith/Alex. I simply cannot take Mer/Der seriously. Have you tried saying it outloud? It's ridiculous!

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NCIS:Tony/Abby (No it is NOT like incest, actually), Kate/Ari (I am ignoring almost that entire story-arc), Gibbs/Ziva (I strongly suggest you read Here in This Man's Arms and Something So Domestic by WritinginCT. They are awesome)

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CSI Miami:Horatio/Calliegh, aka DuCaine. Although HippHugger (Calliegh/Eric) does have its moments.

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House MD: House/Cameron, Wilson/Cuddy (I am ignoring season Five. I don't care how good it is, I can't stand House/Cuddy)

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Torchwood:Jack/Jack, Jack/Gwen, Owen/Tosh

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Labyrinth:Jareth/Sarah (OMGOSH, read Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1. It is splendiferously amazing)

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Mummy: Ardeth/Evy, Ardeth/OC (Read Self Esteem, it is fantastic)

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Books and the like: Harry Potter(all of them), Band of Brothers, Biggest Brother: The life of Major Dick Winters,Warrior King, Barefoot Soldier, On Foreign Fields, The Chocolate Run, My Best Friend's Girl, The Nanny, The Waitress, Persuading Annie, The Labyrinth, Sepulchre, This Lullaby, Bored of the Rings, The Morning Gift, Georgia Nicholson Diaries, Discworld series, Spike Milligan, This Is Not A Drill, Just Another Glorious Day In The Oil Field, Second Glance, My Sister's Keeper, Keeping Faith, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Farseer Trilogy, most Doctor Who books, Pride and Prejudice, Macbeth, Until The Final Hour, Old Soldiers Never Die, 'Flower of Scotland'-Roy Williamson, My Father, .

"Tell me what thou read, and I'll tell you what thou art"

Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' should try nailing Jello to a tree
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You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You cried when the post office ran out.
If you even know what an original walkman is. Better yet, you owned one.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these

Blackadder: to Baldrick This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants!

Recalling the 1914 Christmas truce
Baldrick: Remember the football match?
Blackadder: Remember it? How could I forget it! I was never offside! I could not believe that decision.

Disclaimer: As much as I may wish otherwise, I neither own, nor make money out of anything I produce, unless infact, I DO actually own it:D Also, The Weasley Twins: Mine:D (Bagsies Blake Collins-Mwahahahahahahaahahahahahah!) And James Norrington/Jack Davenport.

See you on the funny pages.

Peace Out,

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