Hi, I'm Sharley(a nickname of a nickname). (waves)
I officially take back everything bad ever said or written about the Doctor Who writers. They should all be knighted and worshipped:D
AND OH MY GOSH JOURNEY'S ENDANDROSEANDJACKANDMICKEYANDSARAH-JANEANDCHRISTALIVETWO!!TWODOCTORSANDROSEISWITHHIMBUTITSNOTHIMANDITISANDTHEYGETTOGROWOLDANDTHEDOCTORWASSOOOSADANDDONNA
ISNOMOREANDDOCTORORIGINALISLONELYANDDOCTORLIGHTISWITHROSEAND...dissolves into a jellied mass of fan-girl Squee-age and general hysteria at RoseandtheDoctor...blithers...
Basic description: 5"9"-ish, Honey-Blonde, sarcastic, M.E (Myalgic Enchephalopathy I recommmend Wikipedia-ing it, I did:D) sufferer, yaddah-yaddah-yaddah:D
Movies/Tv shows:I LOVE Doctor Who: Ten/Rose, Ten/Donna(but not romantically, Catherine Tate is just a fantabulous(!) assistant), Ten/Jenny/Rose ( I would pay good money to see that reunion:D But in now way a threesome, just Ten/Rose )
BRAVEHEART!!:Willaim WallaceOC/Isabelle
Band of Brothers: WintersOC, because I do not support BoB slash. Nothing against it, just not my kettle of fish.
X-Men: Wolverine/Rogue
Step Up 2 the Streets: Blake/Andie (Yeah, I know it sounds strange, but it really works! Its like Strawberry squash, you think Yearghhh! But then you try it an' you think; Why on Earth did I stick to water? I'm gonna drink this from now on:D
Pirates of The Caribbean COTBP, DMC, AWE: Norribeth all the way, Caro! (Two words, baby: Strawberry squash:D) Some kindly(not) soul has recently informed me that he dies. What nonsense:D It must have been his identical twin. Or a misunderstanding whilst filming. Clearly, it is just the film equivalent of a typo.
Harry Potter TPS, TCOS, TPOA, TGOF, TOOTP, THBP, TDH: Fred/Hermione. And what is this rubbish about Fred dying? It is clearly a mis-print that has unfortunately been published in a few books. Everyone knows it was really Percy:D. Occcasionaly I dip into the Dramione pool, just to test the waters, you see. And Oliver and Ginny are blatantly meant to be together, none of the Harry/Ginny rubbish. It's practically incest!
Grey's Anantomy:Mer/Der
Robin Hood BBC: Robin/Marian (WE LOVE MUCH!)
NCIS:Tony/Kate
CSI'S Vegas:Grisson/Sara, Catherine/Warrick, Miami:Eric/Calliegh and New York: Danny/Thingumy and last but not least,
Torchwood:Jack/Jack, Jack/Gwen, Owen/Tosh
Labyrinth:Jareth/Sarah
Books and the like: Harry Potter(all of them), Band of Brothers, Biggest Brother: The life of Major Dick Winters,Warrior King, Barefoot Soldier, On Foreign Fields, The Chocolate Run, My Best Friend's Girl, The Nanny, The Waitress, Persuading Annie, Keeping Faith, The Labyrinth, Sepulchre, This Lullaby, Bored of the Rings, The Morning Gift,
I will NOT under ANY circumstance read/write or support Ten/Jack OR Ten/Martha, Or for that matter, Twincest. I cried when she came back:( Re The whole Ten/Jackness: No,nope, never gonna happen buddy. I have absolutely nothing against gayness of any description, but the Doctor remains with Rose. People, Twincest is WRONG, especially when it's the Weasle-bee Boys:D
Donald Malarkey: the men are going over Heffron and Spina's run-in with the German in the foxhole He shoulda shot Hinkel in the ass.
Warren Muck: Then he woulda shot him in the ass.
the men start laughing
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Domingus comes around with stale pancakes and shovels them into everyone's mess tin Hey, God bless ya.
Donald Malarkey: Joe, these smell like my armpit!
Warren Muck: holding up one of the pancakes At least your armpit's warm.
Joe Domingus: You want syrup with that?
Donald Malarkey: Joe, be honest, what's in these things anyway, huh?
Joe Domingus: Nothing you won't eat, Malarkey.
he walks away
Pvt. Ralph Spina: I won't eat Malarkey.
they all start laughing again
Pvt. John T. Julian: Hey, hey, maybe Hinkel would like your share, huh?
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron: I shoulda shot him when I had the chance.
Warren Muck: What, running backwards, Babe?
2nd Lt. Thomas Peacock: Lt. Peacock walks up Anybody seen Lieutenant Dike?
Donald Malarkey: Uh, try battalion CP, sir.
Peacock walks away, and the men start giggling once he is out of earshot
Warren Muck: Try Paris.
Donald Malarkey: Try Hinkel.
they all crack up again
Pvt. Ralph Spina: Spina puts on a bad German accent and makes to hug Heffron Hinkel, sveetie, I'm home!
Pvt. Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Heffron turns to Doc Roe, who is sitting nearby Hey Eugene, Lieutenant Dike's got a full aid kit, try him.
Donald Malarkey: Yeah, I'm sure he's not usin' his.
the men laugh again
Pvt. John T. Julian: Maybe Hinkel's got a syrette for ya.
Warren Muck: Eat your strudel.
Donald Malarkey: in his own bad German accent Hey, Hinkel-Vinkel, eat ze armpit, huh?
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And for the record Mr. Hot Shot Russell T. Davies director producer man
Strike 1: You killed Owen once
Strike 2: You killed Owen twice
Strike 3: You murdered Toshiko
Strike 4: You got rid of Rose
Stike 5: You gave us Martha Jones
Strike 6: You brought her back
Strike 7: YOU SHOT THE DOCTOR WITH A DALEK!!
...You are just one cruel, twisted-yet somehow brilliant for making the show what is-but nonetheless sick man, aren't you?
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That is all:D
Captain Blackadder:during a German air raid Where's our air force? They're meant to defend us against this sort of thing. Right, that's it!
picks up telephone
Captain Blackadder: Hello? Yes, yes, I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Flying Corps, please. That's Air Chief Marshall Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar. Message reads "Where are you you bastard".
Blackadder: to Baldrick This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants!
Recalling the 1914 Christmas truce
Baldrick: Remember the football match?
Blackadder: Remember it? How could I forget it! I was never offside! I could not believe that decision.
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