| IKeepGoldFishInMyBra |
Author has written 7 stories for Doctor Who, M*A*S*H, Band of Brothers, Step Up, Pirates of the Caribbean, House, M.D., and Skulduggery Pleasant series. Hi, I'm Sharfish(a nickname of a nickname) waves What is the big deal about the Eleventh Doctor? Yes, he's young, yes, he dresses funny, but I can clearly remember swearing I would never again watch Doctor Who when Christopher Eccelstone left, and look how long that lasted (until the next series started). I am optimistic about Matt Smith, because frankly, his hair rocks. TO ALL THOSE MARVY TYPES WHO READ MY STORIES: I apologise profusely, especially to anyone who reads We don't belong Now, I am a truly horrific updater. I am an avid reader of fanfictions, therefore, the better part of my time is spent happily entrenched up to my eyebrows, not actually writing or doing schoolwork, like I should be. But trust me on this, I WILL update them eventually, honest. 25/11/09: Okay, as much as I hate to admit this, I am getting absolutely nowhere with this story, and therefore, I am officially putting it on hiatus. Who knows, maybe one day I will be struck with sudden and unbridled inspiration, but I advise against the holding of breath. Things I will let you know: Sarcastic, M.E (Myalgic Enchephalopathy I recommmend Wikipedia-ing it, I did:D) sufferer, terrible updater, yaddah-yaddah-yaddah:D Better The Devil You Know: In progress. Still writing chapter three. If anything below is a spoiler, then, frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself and turn in your fan badge. I mean, honestly! You have either not seen a single episode, and therefore are only JUST excused, or you been living in a cave. Doctor Who: Ten/Rose, Nine/Rose, BRAVEHEART:Willaim WallaceOC/Isabelle Band of Brothers: WintersOC, because I do not support BoB slash. Nothing against it, just not my kettle of fish. And as far as I'm aware, they were all as straight a laser X-Men: Wolverine/Rogue, Scott/Rogue, Angel/Rogue, Colossus/Rogue Step Up 2 the Streets: Blake/Andie (Yeah, I know it sounds strange, but I like making ridiculous pairings, and it's very cool) Pirates of The Caribbean COTBP, DMC, AWE: Norribeth all the way, Caro! He doesn't die, utter nonsense. Harry Potter TPS, TCOS, TPOA, TGOF, TOOTP, THBP, TDH: Fred/Hermione (he doesn't die either), Oliver/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione neither does he. Basically, if it's anti-canon, then I'll most likely love it to pieces. Apart from SS/Hr. Really, just no. You have to wonder what JK Rowling was smoking when she 'shipped RW/Hr and H/GW Grey's Anantomy:Meredith/Mark, Meredith/Alex. I simply cannot take Mer/Der seriously. Have you tried saying it outloud? It's ridiculous! NCIS:Tony/Abby (No it is NOT like incest, actually), Kate/Ari (I am ignoring almost that entire story-arc), Gibbs/Ziva (I strongly suggest you read Here in This Man's Arms and Something So Domestic by WritinginCT. They are awesome) CSI Miami:Horatio/Calliegh, aka DuCaine. Although HippHugger (Calliegh/Eric) does have its moments. House MD: House/Cameron, Wilson/Cuddy (I am ignoring season Five. I don't care how good it is, I can't stand House/Cuddy) Torchwood:Jack/Jack, Jack/Gwen, Owen/Tosh Labyrinth:Jareth/Sarah (OMGOSH, read Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1. It is splendiferously amazing) Mummy: Ardeth/Evy, Ardeth/OC (Read Self Esteem, it is fantastic) Books and the like: Harry Potter(all of them), Band of Brothers, Biggest Brother: The life of Major Dick Winters,Warrior King, Barefoot Soldier, On Foreign Fields, The Chocolate Run, My Best Friend's Girl, The Nanny, The Waitress, Persuading Annie, The Labyrinth, Sepulchre, This Lullaby, Bored of the Rings, The Morning Gift, Georgia Nicholson Diaries, Discworld series, Spike Milligan, This Is Not A Drill, Just Another Glorious Day In The Oil Field, Second Glance, My Sister's Keeper, Keeping Faith, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Farseer Trilogy, most Doctor Who books, Pride and Prejudice, Macbeth, Until The Final Hour, Old Soldiers Never Die, 'Flower of Scotland'-Roy Williamson, My Father, . "Tell me what thou read, and I'll tell you what thou art" Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' should try nailing Jello to a tree You're a 90's kid if: Blackadder: to Baldrick This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants! Disclaimer: As much as I may wish otherwise, I neither own, nor make money out of anything I produce, unless infact, I DO actually own it:D Also, The Weasley Twins: Mine:D (Bagsies Blake Collins-Mwahahahahahahaahahahahahah!) And James Norrington/Jack Davenport. See you on the funny pages. Peace Out, Sx | |||||||
1. When I was young, I used to be » reviewsMy name is Charlie Macmillan. I live, loved and fought with a Company of Heroes. I served with the men of Easy. And this is our storyBand of Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 7-9-082. La Vie en Andie » reviewsEven so, it takes all of his will-power not to hug her tightly to his chest and never let her go, to stay in this moment for the rest of time. Blake/AndieStep Up - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 9-15-083. We don't belong now » reviewsI reached over to hit the alarm. It exploded. And the world went black. ON PERMANENT or at least until someone has a brainwave HIATUSM*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 6-30-084. Before I was yours reviewsI knew you would walk this walk. Before I was yours.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete5. What will you be, in forty years time? reviewsThe department has swelled over the years, but this one office still remained the hub, hundreds of souls having gathered in that boardroom over the past forty years.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-09 - A. Cameron & G. House6. Better The Devil You Know » reviewsDeath is not the end, at least not for James Norrington. Eventual Norribeth, Jack/AnamariaPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 9-23-08 - James N. & Elizabeth S.7. Emergency Programme Grace » reviewsHow long did it actually take Rose to get back to the Gamestation? And what's with the hologramme recording? And why is Grace in Cardiff, of all places? Definite Ten/Rose, AU-ish, baby-tingDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete