Hello Everybody!!

I know you're probably wondering who I am so read on.

AGE: between the age of 0 and 100 and older than I look (think about it)

LOCATION: the United States of America- ROCK ON! PARTY IN THE USA! WE ROCK!

SEX: Yes, Please! Just kidding. I'm Male

FAVORITE WRITERS: J.R.R. Tolkien, R.A. Salvatore, D.J. McHale, Tom Clancy, Richard Lee Byars, J.K. Rowling, J.A. Umberger

FAVORITE QUOTE: "It is our choices that show who truly are, far more than our abilities." Albus Dumbledore

FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Ash/Misty, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasly, Shadow/Sonia, Sonic/Amy, Sora/Kairi, Axel/Larxene

Some of my fanfiction characters:

Shade

Gender:Male

Species: Hedgehog

Age: 13

Fur Color; Black and Red

Eye Color: Red

Relatives: Father- Shadow the Hedgehog, Mother- Sonia the Hedgehog, Sister- Crystal the Hedgehog, Uncles- Sonic the Hedgehog, Manic the Hedgehog, Umbra Eclipse, Aunts- Sally Acorn Hedgehog, Amy Rose Hedgehog, Cosines- Whirl the Hedgehog, Storm the Hedgehog, Grandfather: Black Doom.

Girlfriend: Emily

Problems: can't see the big picture

Crystal

Gender: Female

Species: Hedgehog

Age 13

Fur Color: Pink and Red

Eye Color: Green

Relatives: Father- Shadow the Hedgehog, Mother- Sonia the Hedgehog, Brother- Shade the Hedgehog, Uncles- Sonic the Hedgehog, Manic the Hedgehog, Umbra Eclipse, Aunts- Sally Acorn Hedgehog, Amy Rose Hedgehog, Cosines- Whirl the Hedgehog, Storm the Hedgehog, Grandfather- Black Doom

Boyfriend: Lucus

Problems: Fearful of snakes, a bit of bad shot

Cm. Sharon Loveless

Gender:Female

Species: Human

Age: 39

Skin color: white

eye color: brown

Relatives: Father- deceased, Mother-Mary Loveless, Finance- Cm. Robert Eclipse.

Problems: very shy, yet extremely blunt.

Umbra Eclipse

Gender: Male

Species: Black Arms

Age:3679 (Deceased)

Scale color: black and red

Eye color:red

Relatives: Father- Black Doom-deceased, Finance- Cm. Sharon Loveless, brother-Shadow the Hedgehog, Sister-in-law- Sonia the Hedgehog, Niece- Crystal the Hedgehog, Nephew- Shade the Hedgehog.

Problems: psychopath, sadist, manipulative, cruel, born to hate, and pretty much his entire personality

Emily the Bat

Gender: Female

Age: 13

Fur Color: white

Eye Color: Blue

Relatives:Father- Knuckles the Echidna, Mother- Rouge the Bat,

Boyfriend- Shade the Hedgehog

Lucus the Seedria/Fox

Gender: Male

Age: 13

Fur Color: Orange

Plant Color: Dark Purple

Eye Color: Blue

Relatives: Father: Miles 'Tailes' Prower, Mother: Cosmo Prower, Grandfather: Dark Oak (Lucas the Seedrain), Grandmother: Hertia the Seedraian

I hope u read my stories and please no flames!

Oh! Everybody I just put an pic of Umbra Eclipse on Deviant Art you can see it here

Now here are a few Ocs from The Next Life

Boxcly

Gender- Male

Age-?

Title- Rainbow Ravager

#- XVI

Weapon- Prisms

Nobody-Crysmals

Hair Color-rainbow

Eye Color- Eye Color

Relatives-?

Problems- Psychotic, murderous, sadistic, and all around killer

Xosnaj

Gender-Male

Age- ?

Tital- The Fallen Steel

#-XV

Weapon-Metal

Nobody-?

Hair color- Brown mixed with gray

Eye color- steely grey

relatives- ?

Problems-?

Now, the characters from my new story, Champions of Ravenloft.

Maria Koylana

Gender-Female

Age-22

Weapon-long sword, bow

Hair color- brown

Eye color-green

Relatives-?

ANNOUNCEMENT: Yosh! Just a few things to say! For one, i will do a chapter each for the Next Life and The Bet of the Law so they don't fall behind. But now we will talk about the stories that will make their way onto the scean in time. After i get at least half way through the Next Life, I will start the next part of the Return Series we have all been waiting for! (Drum roll) Return of an Empire! After that i will start the one and only sequel to the Next Life! The Twilight Empire! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! After that i will begin the last sequel to the return series, the Return of Opposite Twins. Once you are there, many things will make sence. Then i will begin my venture into the world of D&D with the story: THE BANES OF XEHANORT! I know that that is also the name of a Kingdom Hearts character. I had originally planned to change the name of the character but it just stuck. It will be in the Forgotten Realms setting under Books and not Dungeons and Dragons in Games. I've made up all the main heroes and the main villains, but there will be some of the more famous characters such as Drizzt Do'Urden and his group. This will be an entirely new cast so be ready for action, excitement, adventure and MORDIN! You'll get the joke later! And please if anyone can speak German, I need some help with such things! Please! Cookies! After the Bane's I am planning another such D&D story that won't be as global as Bane's. The Champions of Ravenloft. I am sure somebody who is reading this has heared of this, but for those who haven't. I will give a light summery. It is a Gothic setting that can be set up as a champign setting or as an adventure. Gothic horror is prevalent and here is a character's description of the country from Champions : . . . . . THIS PLACE SUCKS! AND IT'S YOUR FAULT AS IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT MINE!! :P

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and smirk as everyone wonders just how the heck you managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I'm smiling. That really should scare you.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more free service we offer.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction...

For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD!

I don't get even, I get odder.

I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Love me, Hate me, make a voodoo doll of me and stick it full of pins, I will continue to be indifferent to you.

To be alone is to be different; to be different is to be alone.

The beatings will cease once moral improves.

Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.

People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.

~Jesus:~

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Twenty Things I Learned at Melee-Magthere

- compiled by Jarlaxle of Bregan D’aerthe

1. All the monsters you heard stories about do exist.

2. Betting pools on who will depose the current Matron are only fun if she never finds out.

3. Don’t talk to the little voices; they’re spies for the teachers.

4. The new words you learn actually make the priestesses very angry when used to describe them.

5. You can kill goblins. You can kill elves. You can even kill other drow. But woe to you if you step on a spider!

6. Putting worms in an unpopular teacher’s underwear isn’t just mean, it earns you extra credit from his rival teachers!

7. Pay attention to your weird dreams – there is a slim chance that they really did happen.

8. ‘Color’ is not a commonly accepted concept among drow.

9. ‘Dead’ enemies do not always stay dead. But they do stay enemies.

10. There are some things money can’t buy; intelligence is one of these. Good looks is another.

11. Beware of rabid lizards; enough said.

12. Baby rust monsters should never be kept in the same drawer as one’s valuables.

13. Never drink anything you find in a wizard’s lab.

14. Nobody likes people smarter than they are. Unless said genius is winning a fight for them.

15. Laughing must be done privately, lest the gloom of the Underdark be disturbed.

16. Friends are people who will stab you in the front; pay them off before they can do this.

17. There are no ‘failed students’ in Melee-Magthere, only drider food.

18. Nobody really knows what’s in the food. They also don’t know what happens to injured kobolds. But they do get very angry if you ask.

19. When someone interrupts your melodious singing to ask if you know what time it is, they typically don’t want an answer.

20. Shiny things come to those who outsmart authority figures!

ALL HAIL CHAOS! in other words ALL HAIL JARLAXLE!!

Little Sayings

"Live in your imagination today, for tomorrow it can become your reality."

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)gaara1306 aka foamy the squirrel, Matts-Awesome-Too (I like pie! Meeps!), Raykura-Kura(I WILL DESTROY YOU!!), XT-421 (The kid who thinks he is an extraterrestrial), NUTCASE71733(No one's crazier than me!) Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. Oberon Axelus (May peace raign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.Oberon Axelus (May peace raign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!Oberon Axelus (May peace raign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile-sorta
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are against drunk driving, copy and paste this into your profile and then go to Sakurajewelstar's profile and read what she has there.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, Rikulover43, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, No one specific, Hasvajhi. Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, No one specific, Hasvajhi(-from both of us!) Oberon Axelus (May peace reign and will all you people who are not on this list get a life!)

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink and Dark_Magician_41

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (this is from shifter youki )

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you, or someone you know thinks that 4+ people that you know/knew look like various people from FF7, copy this into your profile. By Order of Anthurak the Chaos Lord (with me, it's a friend)

if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile ( I had one at midnight, at a rest stop, eating Burger King with my friends from cheer, on the way back from a competition, and I fell on the floor.)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Neogirl2004 (Bugs, heights, rollor costers,wired noices in the dark.)Midami Uchiha of the sand( Kyori Uchiha of the sand in one of her Gaara frenzies, Suponji in one of her Shikamaru frenzies, Jess in one of her Itachi frenzies, the three I metioned before; after I diss one of the people they're obsessed with, and a 6 foot 7, eight grader named Futon.( sad isn't it.)), Lucky Naruto08 (heights, the dark, snakes, bullies, guns, and drugs.)

if there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If it's not faux, I'm not for it.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake (or alligater), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I went through 5 locks this year)

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile.

If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!!

If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list: Anthurak The Chaos Lord.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Murphy's law: 1. If anything can go wrong, it will." 2. "If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way" 3. "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way."

Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies: As a discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Hanlon's razor: 1. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. 2. Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Amara's Law: "We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.

Benford's law of controversy: The Passion of an agruement is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.

Dilbert Principal: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Gall's Law: "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked."

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they'll stop making it.

Hutber's Law: "Improvement means deterioration".

Littlewood's Law: Individuals can expect a miracle to happen to them at the rate of about one per month.

Meadow's Law: One is a tragedy, two is suspicious and three is murder, until proved otherwise.

Muphry's Law: If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.

Okrent's Law: The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.

Parkingson's Law:Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Peter's Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Reilly's Law: People generally patronize the largest mall in the area.

Roemer's Law: A hospital bed built is a bed filled

Rothbard's Law: Everyone specializes in his own area of weakness.

Sayre's Law: "In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the stakes at issue." By way of corollary, the law adds: "That is why academic politics are so bitter."

Schneier's Law: Any person can invent a security system so clever that she or he can't think of how to break it.

Segal's Law A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

Skitt's Law: a corollary of Muphry's law, variously expressed as "any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or "the likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Stigler's Law: No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer.

Sturgeon's Revelation: 90 percent of everything is crap.

Sutton's Law: Go where the money is.

Wiener's Law: There are no answers, only cross-references.