First of all I want everyone to know that my stories do NOT include Bella getting PREGNANT!! Okay? Bella's eggo will never get preggo, it ain't possible!!

Moving on.

Hi.

I'm Nicole and I'm a writer in the making. One thing: I AM CANADIAN!! :D

Back to buisness.

My hobbies are writing, drawing, singing, acting and reading. I want to go to college for journalism.

No matter what anyone says, my Mom is my biggest fan. Hi Mom! :P But you can be my second biggest fan.

My goal in life is to meet Robert Pattinson at least once. Why? Because I secretly worship him...Kidding!

My Fictional Dream Boat Hotties: (Alphabetically because I love them all equally.)

Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird) - I can't believe I love a guy who's a Dad! It feels wrong but oh so right. Oh Atticus. So smart and good. How I love him so.

Damian Spinelli (General Hospital) - This is a soap opera my Dad has watched for years and Spinelli came into it a few years ago. I LOVE the little computer geek. He's sweet and kind and funny and romantic. Such a sweet heart.

Daniel Gale (The Bad Mother's Handbook) - I love geeks, so what? Offer me some damn chocolate ANYTIME!

Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy) - Holy crap! Russian man! lol Will she damn well bring out the next book?! I want to know what happens to him!

Edward Cullen (Twilight Saga) - Oh yeah. You knew he was coming. I used to love him unconditionally but after Breaking Dawn, he's kind of lost his dazzle. Poor Eddie. Ruined by that damn book...

Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre) - Woah. Talk about dark and mysterious. Plus he's sweet and caring deep down. I always feel so bad for what happened to him.

Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) - Who can seriously not love him? He's like the original aloof man! lol And OMG! Colin Firth is the BEST Darcy, hands down! I mean, watch the looks he gives her! It's all in the eyes.

Joe Harmon (A Town Like Alice) - Okay, if a guy would seriously do that for you, its called true love. (I won't tell you what that is. You have to read the book.) Plus he's an Australian, I mean come on!

Marcus Flutie (The Jessica Darling Series) - I love him for unknown reasons. Maybe because he's amazingly nice...?

Mohammad Tariq Walizai (A Thousand Splendid Suns) - I had to read this book for my English class and it is amazing! It's about woman in Afghanistan and it has plenty of sad bits but there is happy parts too. It was so well written that I actually hated a few characters with a passion and also loved. Just like I love Tariq. He may only have one real leg but he makes up for it with an amazing personality. He is sooooo sweet!

The Stories:

I Don't Like Stories That Have: Bella/Jacob, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Emmett, Bella/Carlisle, Bella/Anyone Other Than Edward. Pregnant Bella. Edward/And Yourself. RPattz/KStew. RPattz/And The Author Who's Writing The Damn Story. Bad grammar and spelling. Boring storylines. Renesmee.

Faves Of The Twilight Saga In Order: Twilight, Midnight Sun, New Moon and Eclipse. I'm sorry but there is no Breaking Dawn to me. FAIL.

Currently Writing: SEALs and a multi-authored story.

Notes: I've been told many times that my area of expertise in stories are the "old'n days" like mid 1800's to the 1940's. Why? I guess it's just because I love history and incorperating that into a story makes me happy.

The Twilight Movie:

IT WAS AWESOME!! I shall hold my DVD close to my heart. Mine...mine...MINE!!

Robert Pattinson is an amazing actor! He is Edward Cullen, period. I just hope he gets out before they try and make Breaking Dawn.

Kristen Stewart isn't that bad a Bella Swan but she wasn't amazing. I don't see the big hype over her. Stop blinking Blinky Stuttery Stewart!

BRING ON NEW MOON BAYBAY!

Anyway, wrapping this up. If you review my stories I'll love you. If you tell others about my stories I'll love you even more.

Your secret best friend,

carribbeanlady

P.S. You are totally jealous! :D In case you can't read it, it says "Happy Birthday Nicole. Rob Pattinson. x x" :D Thank you Robert! You have made my whole year just that much brighter! ;)

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YouTube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Tikaani411

LiveJournal Account: http://carribbeanlady.livejournal.com/

!!UPDATES!!

Persuasion:

This is an Edward and Bella fanfiction although things have been changed. For one, most characters are human (excluding Carlisle)!! Also, I'm not a history teacher or anything but I do have an interest in it. (I've learned Canadian history and I'm thinking it comes into play) I'm trying my best to stay true to the facts so if I get something wrong I'm sorry but thats the way she goes.

Family Trees: http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8146/familytreesme3.jpg

Bella's Dress For Alice's Party: http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6123/wfnoyesoilsl3.jpg

Alice's Dress: http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8930/aliceuv0.jpg

Take a Chance On Me (CURRENTLY SUSPENDED):

Chapter One:

ABBA - Take a Chance On Me = http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB8xWeA59I

Oliver James - Long Time Coming = http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=czmFlnV9xcc

Midnight Mansion:

Teaser Trailer Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTvWnU4_ojQ

Music Playlist: http://ca.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6500233E2A2DF019

Warbride:

Website: http://www.warbridefanfiction.piczo.com/?cr=3

SEALs:

Music:

Rock and Roll Part 2 – Gary Glitter
Immigrant Song – Led Zeppelin
Heavy – Collective Soul
I’m a Man – Black Strobe
Crazy Train – Ozzie Osbourne
Spirit of the Radio – Rush
Carry on my Wayward Son – Kansas
Burning in Love – Honeymoon Suite
Devil Woman – Cliff Richards
That’s All – Genesis
Land of Confusion – Genesis
More Than a Feeling – Boston
Wanted Dead or Alive – Bon Jovi
Innocence – Harlequin
Slow Ride – Foghat
Hero of War – Rise Against
I Wanna Be Sedated – The Ramones
Jaded – Aerosmith
Jump – Van Halen
Mr. Brightside – The Killers
Barracuda – Heart
Who Invited You – The Donnas
Ballroom Blitz – Sweet
Kickstart My Heart - Mötley Crüe
Animals – Nickelback
Everyday Is Exactly the Same – Nine Inch Nails
Bad to the Bone – George Thorogood
Taking Care of Business – Bachman Turner Overdrive
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet – Bachman Turner Overdrive
Seperate Ways - Journey
All to Myself - Marianas Trench
Gives You Hell - The All Americans Rejects
Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging - Fall Out Boy
Military Aggression (Instrumental) - Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Soundtrack
Ghost Riders In The Sky - Spiderbait
The Ketchup Song - Las Ketchup
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Where You Are (Instrumental) - Rie Sinclair
S.E.X - Nickelback
Burn it to the Ground - Nickelback
Alex on the Spot - Hans Zimmer
I Stand Alone - Godsmack
Oh, it is Love - Hellogoodbye
Funhouse - P!nk