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Hello. I am 20 years old and live in Brooklyn, NY. I have an annoying little brother. My favorite colors are blue and green. My birthday is February 16. I am an Aquarius. I am a junior in college, majoring in criminal justice. I hope to be either an FBI agent or a Child Advocate. My favorite car is the FORD Mustang. My favorite shows are Friends, One Tree Hill, Bones, Supernatural, Knight Rider, Fastlane, CSI:Miami, Law&Order:SVU, NCIS, The OC, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Charmed, 7th Heaven, SNL, MadTV, South Park, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Golden Girls, MASH, Family Matters, The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson!! My favorite movies are Forgotten, Click, Number 23, Knocked Up, A Walk To Remember, Billy Madison, Dude Where's My Car?, Pirates of the Caribbean Movies, Just Like Heaven, Sweet Home Alabama, License to Wed, Devil Wears Prada, Elf, Mask, Bone Collector, Cars, Finding Nemo, Music & Lyrics, Accepted, Step Up, Firewall, Happy Feet, Deck the Halls, Man of the Year, Night at the Museum, Ice Age, Polar Express, Madagascar, Robots, Garfield, Fast & the Furious/2Fast2Furious/Fast&Furious, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, 27 Dresses, No Reservations, Christine, Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Get Smart, Wanted, Ocean's 11,12&13, Hancock, Step Brothers, Yes Man, Electra, Dare Devil, X-Men Movies, Fantastic 4 Movies, The Hangover, Public Enemies. Here are a few of my favorite books "All The President's Men" - Carl Bernstein & Bob Woodward, "The Casebook of Forensic Detection" - Colin Evans, "All the Pretty Horses" - Cormac McCarthy, "One Deadly Sin" - Annie Solomon, "The Reapers" - John Connolly, "Simple Genius" - David Baldacci, "The Da Vinci Code" & "Angels 7 Demons" - Dan Brown & "Busting Vegas" - Ben Menzrich. A few of my favorite activities are listening to music, watching tv, surfing the internet, playing video games, driving, Brooklyn Cyclones, NY Mets, shopping, going to the movies, hanging w/ my friends, going to the beach, texting/iming, swimming, going to new places, cooking, napping, reading/writing poetry. A few of my favorite music artists are Akon, All American Rejects, Amber, Amuka, Art of Noise, Ashley Parker Angel, Basshunter, Benny Mardones, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Black Eyed Peas, Blue Oyster Cult, Bon Sinclar, Boston, Boys Like Girls, Bruce Hornsby, Bryan Adams, Buckcherry, Calling, Cascada, Celine Dion, Cher, Chevelle, Chris Lake, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, Creed, Crossfade, Crowded House, Cutting Crew, Daniel Bedingfield, Daughtry, Dave Matthews Band, David Cook, Deborah Cox, DHT, Dido, Dire Straits, Dirty Vegas, Don Henley, Duffy, Duran Duran, Eddie Money, Edwin McCain, Elliot Yamin, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Enya, Ercola, Eric Clapton, Fall Out Boy, Filo & Peri, Flo Rida, Flock of Seagulls, Foreigner, Fray, Freemasons, Fuel, Gavin DeGraw, Gavin Rossdale, George Lamond, Gin Blossoms, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Hellogoodbye, Hilary Duff, Hinder, Hootie & the Blowfish, Howie Day, Jennifer Lopez, Jesse McCartney, John Legend, JoJo, Jordin Sparks, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Kaskade, Kate Voegele, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Killers, Kim Sozzi, Kylie Minogue, Lasgo, Lenny Kravitz, Lifehouse, Lil Wayne, Linkin Park, Lonestar, Lucas Prata, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco, Madonna, Maroon 5, Mary J Blige, Matchbox Twenty, Michael Jackson, Michelle Branch, Mindi Abair, Moby, Natasha Bedingfield, Nelly Furtado, NeYo, Nick Lachey, Nickelback, No DOubt, Omarion, One Republic, Panic at the Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pat Benatar, Pat Monahan, Pieces of a Dream, Pink, Placebo, Police, Prine, Pussycat Dolls, Rascal Flatts, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reina, Relient K, Richard Marx, Ricky Martin, Rihanna, Rob Thomas, Robert Palmer, Sade, Saliva, Savage Garden, Seal, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Selena, Shania Twain, Simple Plan, Smash Mouth, Snoop Dogg, Staind, Steve Winwood, Sting, Switchfoot, T.i., Three Days Grace, Tiesto, Timbaland, Toni Braxton, Toto, Train, Usher, Wallflowers, Will SMith, Yellowcard, Yes, ZZ Top, 3 Doors Down, 50 Cent, 98 Degrees. ~Jacklyn~ If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5 Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. Messages to the world: The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...Put this in your profile if you like bagels. My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. | |||||||||
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