Hey... Hannah here. Ha, try saying that 5 times fast...

I try to be a regularly optimistic person, though I'll admit, I don't always succeed. I have amazing friends! Thanks for being there for me, Abby, Colleen, Virginia and many more! I love to read and to write, and I particularly prefer books in first person. Uhm... so now more stuff about me, but put into a more organized compilation.

Favorite color: Pink

Favorite books: TWILIGHT, Harry Potter, Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Walk Two Moons

Favorite singers/bands: These vary so often, I reall can't pin them down because they'll change within a week. Mainly, I like pop, R&B, soul, alternative, alternative rock, hip-hop, and some rap and country. I know, what don't I like?

Favorite sports: cheerleading and volleyball.

Afraid of: spiders, bridges above water, and the underground.

Fave couples: Percy and Annabeth, Harry and Ginny, Hermione and Ron, Sabrina and Puck, Daphne and Charming (poor snow!), Snape and Lily, Thalia and Luke, Suzie and Hobbes, Elizabeth Swan and Will, Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy

Name: y ask? havn't u already figured tht out?

Gender: female, duh

Hair color: brunette

Eye color: hazel/green

Birthday: uhm... no. not happening.

Age: wouldn't u like 2 kno?

College: huh?

Siblings: 2 sisters

Interests: cheerleading, writing, reading, vball, history, shopping

What was the last book you read? the sisters grimm number 2

What's on your T.V right now? a lot of things. do u mean wt's on the channel i'm watching? well then u should b more specific next time u write a stupid question like that.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? my dad: hey, dad, yes, dad, no dad, okay, dad

Where are you? in my living room

What was the last thing you ate? a brownie

What's your personality like? nice... is that a personality trait? idk uhm fun?

Who do you have a crush on? no onr, actually, and if i did, i most certainly wouldn't tell u

What was the last thing you thought? how come george lopez always says 'i got this' when he really doesn't? he should just tell angie he can't buy th stupid ring!!

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? mrs. rikli.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? go shopping and buy myself a new aero bathing suit.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? the cable to a set of headphones

What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? uhm the answers 2 this survey...

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?

"observe many different shades and shapes of people, with unique lan-" (some selfhelp book my mom has laying around"

What's it like being you? pretty cool. yeah. be jealous.

What are your thoughts on writing? it's pretty cool, as long as i'm not forced to write it. then it's like work tht u don't get paid for.

How tall are you? ehh around 5 foot i think

What book are you currently reading? the adventures of tom sawyer and huckleberry finn

What music are you listening to? nothing? didn't i just tell u i was watching TV? geez, keep up

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? meebo

What was the last thing you cooked? brownies

What color are the walls of the room you are in? this weird tan color

Do you know who the governor of your state is? yes, yes i do. he's on all the commercials saying tht he 'approves of this message'

Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup, mustard is gross

How many different programs are on your computer right now? what exactly are computer programs?

Have you ever been water-skiing? no... :(

What is the weather like? idk, i can't see out my windows rite now, it's like 11 at nite

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? totally, south carolina

Anything else? dang this took up a lot of time

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? who am i? a school? i don't own a globe!
2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? an. interesting, rite?
3. What can you hear right now? the TV and my dog snoring 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. uhm... do ppl on the TV count as living? ok, hi... uhm... misty, from ohio... she's on lingo. 5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? lingo

6. Type your name with your elbow. uhm i don't really wanna

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? the TV

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? ohh!! my friend read those!! all ik is tht it's got cats in em... so idk.

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? ok, i don't want to underline it, i'm 2 lazy, but it spells oiemnmehi. cool, rite?

What's your favourite article of clothing? my purple american eagle cami tht i happen to b wearing rite now

Who is the most special person to you? tuff 1... my parents and my family and my friends. hmm tht's just about everyone, isn't it?

What's your favourite childhood memory? geez idk... i was a dork when i was younger.

Scariest moment of your life? when i watched the ring at my friends house.

One word that would best describe you? idiotic

What is your favourite month in the summer? june

What's your favourite number? 3

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "i've always been kinda jealous of you. you're nice and smart and pretty and you have really good handwriting"

What does your user name mean? it means i'm a cheerleader. duh.

What is your favourite Disney movie? is bridge to terebithia disney?

What made you smile today? my friend sarah when she shook up baking soda and lemon juice and it expoded all ovr the place

Last thing you said out loud? "okay, good night dad"

Last rainbow you saw? idk

Do you want a hair cut? heck no i'm trying 2 grow it out

Are you musically inclined? yeah, i guess. i play the piano and i'd like to say i can sing. however, tht would not b the full truth.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? what kind of stupid question is tht!?

Have you ever been in a fight? like, fist-fite? not unless u count the time my friend claire flipped me ovr her shoulder. of course, i was asking 4 it.OMG I have to tell you the coolest story ever.

And now, we are done with all the well-written, professional stuff. Time for the fun stuff people put in their profiles.

Hannah- Okay, it's about me and my friend Sarah, and I think now it's pointless from hiding that she always goes my Ya Sas Artimis. (If you wanna annoy her, PM her and tell her that she spelled Artemis wrong!!)

Sarah- Hey I still think it is spelled that way!!

Hannah- Well, you didn't. so there. Okay, so Sarah was over at my house today and we were like, "We're bored!" And I was like, "Heck yeah!"

sarah- so we got out hannah's chemistry set, and first, we wanted to do things the proper way.

hannah- but i lost the manual!! so, in the end, we went all mythbusters.

sarah- for those of you who don't know, shame on you!!

hannah- tht means we just messed with it and added a whole bunch of crap including... (checks chemsitry set)

sarah- Does it really matter?

hannah- no, but i want my profile 2 b long. okay, so we used citric acid, baking soda, lemon juice, poison ivy, vinegar, calcium nitrate, sodium carbonate, borax powder, ferrous sulfate, and something tht turned the experiment green!! You can't trust green stuff, you know.

sarah- so in the end, it fizzed and bubbled and exploded and it was totally awesome. The cap shot off of one!! And I was holding it, so therefore i was called idiot number one!!

hannah- then i held it, and i was idiot number 2!! go 2!!

sarah- one's better...

hannah- ok, bye! sarah doesnt get 2 say bye cuz this is my profile!!

Things not to do at hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

The funniest HP excerts ever:

“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

“If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives - !”
“ – because it’s the first time for all of us,” said Ron.
“This is different, pretending to be me – ”
“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,” said Fred earnestly. “Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.”

“I’m George,” said the twin at whom Moody was pointing. “Can’t you even tell us apart when we’re Harry?”
“Sorry, George – ”
“I’m only yanking your wand, I’m Fred really – ”

“Why are they all staring?” demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.
“Don’t let it worry you,” said Ron. “It’s me. I’m extremely famous.”

"Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"

When he straightened up again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow -- We're identical!"

"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she Mrs.Weasley thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone by next Tuesday," said Ron.

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion.
"I let you sleep in my bed!" he said.

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"

...Thought I'd send this with Pig anyway.
Harry stared at the word "Pig," and looked up at the tiny owl now fluttering around the light fixture on the ceiling. He had never seen anything that looked less like a pig.

"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., xcheergrlx3

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Woah! Let's do that again!"

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

If you don't know the difference between alligators and crocodiles, copy this into you profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

"Dreams like a podcast.

Downloading truth into my ears.

They tell me cool stuff."

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have. (Stupid RING!!)

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

AVirgoGirl/Anoushka

xcheergirlx3/h... (i don't like my real name, so i'm going 2 refer 2 it as 'h', as 'h' is a cool letter)

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver.

Silence is golden but shouting is fun!!

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! -thx phil!!

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students who were lost! :'(

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (on my labtop)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

PERCABETH!!

Woah. I can't believe you read all that. You deserve a light-bulb! (hands out light-bulbs)