"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." ~Author Unknown

Hey, everyone. This is Schlurp, who happens to be very bored at the moment. To escape from the boredom, I shall tell you of my life. Not enough so that you can stalk me, but enough so that you and I can be friends :)

Here's a shortened list of my favorite music artists:

Paramore, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Muse, The White Stripes, Frank Sinatra, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Louis Armstrong, Fall Out Boy, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Dashboard Confessional, Jack's Mannequin, Skillet, Boys Like Girls, The Hush Sound, and SO many more. I like Paramore the most, though. Josh Farro is pretty dang gorgeous. :) Then again, so are Gerard and Mikey Way. Mikey has this odd thing for putting silverware in toasters and heaters in the shower. Thank God Frank Iero is keeping him alive. Without Frank, we might not have a guitarist in My Chemical Romance! GASP

I'll mostly stay in the realm of Twilight fanfiction since those are my favorite books, but maybe I'll go into something else, like A Great And Terrible Beauty. Possibly Harry Potter, even. Fred and George were my first loves. But now I've moved from wizards to vampires. Sorry, guys. ;)

I'm a beach child. I was born in the south, and will always be a part of it. Just like Jasper Hale. I now live far from the white sands, but still visit often because of family. Speaking of which, I love them. My mom can be a bit annoying sometimes, but isn't that to be expected? I love her quite a bit though.

I play both clarinet and cello, but will be starting basoon and guitar very soon. Music is every fiber of my being. I study music composition in college. I love it! In fact, had my parents not gone to a certain college to study music, I wouldn't be here. My dad composes, conducts, and plays french horn; my mother sings, plays flute, guitar, and piano. So thank music today for my life! That is, unless you don't like me. Which I hope you do like me, because I need all of you to help me become a better writer on this journey!

Whoa. That was cheesy. snort.

Before I go, I want you all to here a Paramore EP. Paramore = love.

Stop This Song (Lovesick Melody):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bD2PasIIMYo

Decoy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s1O26b-lkDw

And those were only demos!

Thank you for reading my bio, mon ami! I love you all!