Hey dudettes and the occasional dude that happens to stumble (accidentially) upon my profile!

Yeah, just a warning. This profile is very long and solely dedicated to me, myself, and I. Though I do add some things that amuse me and I do acknowledge a few people. So if you don't want to read it, feel free to skip all this and go straight to my stories.

I change my profile constantly. So try to keep up.

I am also the author YoungDreamer. That account has my Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Thief Lord fanfics.

Name: Stephanie

Age: 13

Things I Like: Oscar the Grouch, music, books, AIM, Greek Mythology (I would so want to be a daughter of Posiden, and I worship Artemis), swimming, badminton, um...I'll add more when I remember.

Music: It really all depends on my mood.

Books: The Thief Lord, Dragon Rider, and Inkworld Trilogy by Cornelia Funke, Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riodrdan, Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini, The Sight, Fell, Fire Bringer, and The Telling Pool by David Clement-Davis, Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan, The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis, Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling, Warriors by Erin Hunter, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, The Riddles of Epsilon by Christine Morton-Shaw...etc.

Shippings: I like to stick to cannon.

Apparently, according to a few quizzes I took, if I could be any Greek god/goddess, I'd be Artemis. Not a big surprise, since I shun men and adore nature and the color silver. Whoo! My dream has come true!

I don't often reply to reviews. Please don't be offended, insulted, or down-hearted because of this. I usually get reviews in the middle of the night so I have no time to log on and reply, though the thought always cheers me up and is highly appreciated.

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My favorite characters:

Twilight: Seth Clearwater. Don't ask, I'm weird like that. But come on, he's young, funny, curious, and amusing. Who wouldn't love him?

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Nico di Angelo. Dark and handsome. EEP! He'd be a heartbreaker if he survives into his teens (not that I'm implying anything, but he is a half-blood, and a powerful one at that). Right now, he's just plain adorable. And he's a son of Hades. Beat that. I also like Bianca, his sister, Kronos, Thalia Grace, and Zoe Nightshade.

Warriors: Brambleclaw. I don't know why, but I think it has something to do with "Midnight" being the first Warriors book I read.

Ranger's Apprentice: Horace. He's nasty at first, but then you really grow to love him after he befriends Will. And I like Will, Halt, and Gilan too.

Inheritance Cycle: I'm sticking with Orik. He's a dwarf, but he's awesome. And Eragon, since he's the protagonist. Thorn too, the poor dragon.

Thief Lord: Scipio Massimo. There's this wistfulness about him and you can't help but feel sorry for him. After that, it'd be Bo.

Inkworld Trilogy: The Black Prince. I dunno, he's awesome. Or Dustfinger. I'm really attracted to fire, and he's a firedancer, so no big surprise. And I think I kind of pity him for all the trouble he's had in Inkheart.

Stories In Progress:

His Emerald Eyes: 9/20 chapters

Bella and Edward are basically undercover celebs but they don't know the other one. Also Edward hates the celeb Bella plays and vice-versa.

I Hate How Fate Plays With My Heart: 13/? chapters

So...Bella was a loser and Edward is a hot-shot. But then Bells goes through a weird transformation...and there are secrets to be uncovered...plots to foil...justice to be served...my first multi-chapter fanfic.

Death's Rose: 1/? chapters

Originally called "In Love With Death." A what if story based on if Bella was death, and she swore to never fall in love until the end of the world, or else she'd fade into darkness. The old plot has been ABANDONED since its bunny gave birth to a new one and died in the process. There were once five chapters, but I've taken them down (or will take them down, if they're still there). Now the story will follow the course of this newer plot.

Clockwise and Counterclockwise: 1/2 chapters (Will be a One-shot)

Originally called "Kitty Love." The Cullens are cats instead of vampires because an evil person fed them a poisoned potion. Now their only hope is for Miss Bella to reverse the effect.

Leaving You Behind: 4/? chapters (Hiatus)

A what if fic for if Bella had a half-vampire child and left him with her parents. Then the couple come back a few years later to meet their son. This was written before Breaking Dawn!

The Dead Hour: 2/? chapters (Hiatus, Title Change)

Originally called "Secrets Are Not To Be Told." Rewriting it. After returning to her family from Italy, vampire Bella meets Edward whose blood smells really good to her. A dark fic.

Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen 14/50 chapters

Alice pisses off her brother. 50 ways to annoy Emmett. Still working on it...I like how it is but I'm running out of ideas.

Wings Of A Guardian Angel: 3/? chapters

Bella is an angel who has to guard Edward Masen (who is like Cinderella only a guy). Edward is abused, neglected, mistreated, etcetera, etcetera.

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People I'd like to Acknowledge

XoXJonasBurningUpXox - for being my sister and the person who takes my stuff without permission, loses it, and tells me, "I need your flashdrive on Friday." when I need it most.

Hawktalon.of.Windclan - for being a sweet friend that loves me for who I am and lets me yell at her no matter what the hell happened that day (and she doesn't get offended) and for being my spill-to buddy. That's right, be jealous of me.

Nollie Marie - for being a great author and having great stories. Man, where do you come up with those?

Daddy's Little Cannibal - for being a wonderful author. I'll be serious in this one for the sake of our deceased friend. We miss you, DLC.

Fall Down Again Bella - for being a freakin great author too and lovin Taylor Swift. You go girl! Unfortunately she's left fanfiction because of plagarism. :( But we can still love her. ;)

EverIntrigued - For being a funny, witty author, for replying to all the reviews you send her no matter how irrevelent, and for dumping us for FictionPress. JK. You know I love you.

WindowChild - for being another great author (72 fanfics at this moment) and someone who can write well. And has really good pairings too.

ShadowPalace - for being yet again another kick ass author. And she is the friend of WindowChild and her grammar is perfect (or near perfect). And she too has good pairings and good stories.

Crazy Twilight Lover - and last but not least, mwah. For being silly, with mood swings, a combination of hyper, evil, and crazy, for liking someone who doesn't return my feelings (I know, just my luck) and for telling people that I have to talk to them, only to forget it three seconds later.

Well, I used to have links. But...um...I took them off since they took up too much space and I want to make my profile shorter.

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IMPORTANT: A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT MY STORIES:

I have a life outside of fanfiction, and outside of Twilight. Though I do enjoy the series, I read other books, and write fanfics for other stories. So if I don't update for like, say, five months, know that I haven't forgotten, but I need to live. I wish I had spare time to write to my heart's content, but I don't. I'm kind of moving on from Twilight, to other interests and other fanfics. I'll finish the stories below; they're the product of intense thought. I might add more fanfics when the mood strikes. But the updates will be few and far in between. I'll try my best to satisfy you guys. But I had a life before fanfiction, and I still do, so I intend to live it to the fullest.

Don't be pissed at me or too upset. I'm not leaving. I'll still be here, I'll still be writing, just not as frequently. I need motivation, and the pleas to update just make me sort of sad that I can't. Translation: Writer's block sucks and Twilight isn't my whole life. But I haven't given up. Abandoning my stories is number one on my list of Things-To-Never-Do.

My deepest apologies.

Kudos to anyone who solves this riddle: What do a plastic flower, a poor man, and a mad man have in common?

Three guys were in a plane. While in the air, they suddenly realized that the plane was descending because it was too heavy. So they threw out a bowling ball and flew on. Five minutes later, the plane started to fall again. So they threw out a hammer. Five minutes later, the nose of the plane tipped downwards and the men were forced to throw their bomb overboard. When they landed at the airport, they saw a man who was rubbing his head. The guys asked the man what happened to him, and the man said that a bowling ball fell on his head. The guys moved on, and soon saw another man with a huge bump on his head. They asked him what was wrong, and the man told them that a hammer fell out of nowhere and hit him on the head. The guys moved on again, and saw a little boy giggling at a street corner. They asked him what was so funny. And the boy replied, "I farted and my house exploded."