i fixed the mail problem! it was being sent to spam... soooory...

i'm barbie, and yeah it's my real name and it sucks, but what can ya do?

i got a devient art account. and sooner or later i'm going to put some drawing that hold some connection to my fanfics. my coloring sucks but the drawings themselves are pretty good (like i drew my icon...avatar...picture thing...that thing in the corner) so check it out: http:http://barbie321.deviantart.com/

i'm a girl

i'm 17 now. how tragic, goodbye the days of my innocent youth...oh wait i wasn't innocent. oh well goodbye days of youth.

fav manga and anime and archives: skip beat, naruto, love com, beauty pop, inuyasha, death note, fullmetal alchemist, ouran high school host club, DNAngel, bleach, megaman, demon flowers, harry potter and a bunch of others i cannot remember.

i am a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, but open to most pairings.

i'm writing and stuff, so read my stories! i update now!

HELP ME! i'm looking for a fanfiction i read a while ago, that i can't find. it's bugging me to no end! so please if you know it, or have any ideas, message me! it's a naruto fic, where sasuke gets turned into either a cat or a dog, but i think it's a cat, and naruto takes him in. then sasuke learnes that naruto has been lying about his personality for years, and is infact not only an anbu, but capable of giving the fox a body, which he did. it's a yaoi. if you know it, please share.

any advice, ideas, critisicms, whatever, push the message button.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

i got good copy and paste stuff:

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Fear the cuteness.

-If you want to join the dark side for the cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this onto your profile

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-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Dumb signs.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(How?)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(I guess if your superman...)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(I thought this was DIAL soap, not regular soap)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But is only a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(And it will be cold after cooling.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Can we steel it on body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Wait till after the medicine wears out kiddies!)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(I was hoping for will cause, not may cause)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:

"Put on fork and eat."

(What about a spork?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Silly kids, knifes are for adults!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(So I can't put them inside the walls?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(Your telling me there is fake artificial bacon bits? What has those?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(I really hope the other use is not the one I am thinking of...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(I thought it had pickles!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(OH GEEWIZ! That is how you do it?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitials.
(Darwin award anyone?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Maybe I should not of jumped off this building then...)