Awesomesauce123

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since	: 05-24-08, id: 1585375, Profile Updated: 12-04-09
country	: United States

Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

Mm'kay. Well, my name is Megan (or Awesomesauce123/Awesomesauce/AS123 to you) and I am a teenage female who maybe-more-than-likely-probably-definitely is a little teensy bit bipolar. I find myself struck with the weirdest cravings all the time. Ya' know, stuff like chocolate and pickles, and sometimes even chocolate milk and crackers (or french fries if I'm in the mood). I know - weird. I am 5'7" tall (yes, odd for a female) and weigh about 150 pounds. My hair is shoulder-length and light brown. My eyes are extremely dark brown. I. Love. Cats. Once I get a good picture, my new profile pic will more-than-likely be a picture of my wittle bowl of pudding, Lily (or Willis, thanks to my odd knack for dubbing girl cats with name from the opposite gender). I am getting into photography, and will hopefully have a proper camera in about a year or so, when I have the money.

Anyway, I am proudly bisexual and I love reading and writing slash. But, in all honesty, who doesn't? I have not yet given away my first kiss, either, but I do have my eye on a short brunette at school - total sweetie. My hardcore bestie right now (and forever) is Jenny, to whom I would happily dedicate all of my stories if she enjoyed Harry Potter half as much as I do. Love you, sweetums, even if your FF privileges have been taken away

Likes:

Good spelling (this is what spell checking is all about, people! Use your technology here, folks!)
Good puncuation
Good character development
Interesting plot
Recognizable pairings (don't keep switching it up on us, or it just becomes boring and uninteresting trying to keep up with everything)
Shocking plot twists (these are always fun)

Hates:

Bad grammar
Holes in the plot (know what you're writing when you get started)
Boring, over-used plot
Totally cracked up characters (I enjoy reading what you might make characters out to be (mildly OOC chars.) but when you twist them into unidentifiable beings on crack, it's just not amusing)
OCs

Favorite Quote:

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."

A Very Wise Woman

~AS123

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1. Last Chance reviews
Five times throughout the years that Draco tried and failed to kiss Harry Potter. And the one time he succeeded. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-1-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

2. Model » reviews
Dean Thomas always liked to draw. He needs a model for his newest idea, and Seamus is eager to help. Two boys, one small, hidden clearing, and some art supplies. What could possibly go wrong? DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - Dean T. & Seamus F. - Complete

3. You Have My Heart reviews
Even if she breaks his heart, snaps it into pieces, throws it to the ground and stomps on it, they will still always hold the other's heart, shattered or not, in their palms. "Clarissa Fray, will you go out with me?" J/C - T for heavy kissing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete

4. Every Flavor? reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have a rather...er... enlightening conversation over a bag of Bertie Bott's Every-Flavor Beans. Rated T for passion-filled snogging! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-17-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

5. Trick 'r Treat » reviews
Parties thrown by Magnus always seemed to go wrong. 'Alec tugged uncomfortably at the edge of his barely-there costume. His cheeks burned. Magnus grinned slyly down at him, his cat-eyes glowing. "Sexy costume," he purred. "Too bad I'll have to rip it off"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete

6. Calm Before the Storm » reviews
Clary looked up at him through a veil of curls and tears. "I'm sorry, Simon. I'm so, so sorry." And then, with enough force to rock him back on his heels, she lunged forward and crushed her lips to his. SxC. Post-CoG. Rated M for the F-bomb.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 9-20-09 - Simon L. & Clary F.

7. Attraction reviews
They are opposites, they attract. A meeting with a certain sparkly warlock leads to stolen touches, locked doors, and a whole lot of fun... Malec. Post-CoG. One-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-17-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete

8. College With the Wolves » reviews
Bella Swan is dragged to the infamous Lakeview College by her best friend, Alice. When the two girls arrive at the prestigious school, a few new strangers are introduced, and everything seems to crumble from there.... ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Bella & Jacob

9. Sleepover » reviews
Maybe we can sleep together." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. "In your dreams!" Bella laughed. Jacob nodded secretely in answer to her very true statement. Jake/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Jacob & Bella - Complete

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