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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Harry Potter. I AM 100 AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!! Hello my faithful readers, i have changed my username from: Jasper Whitlock Luver to: Princess of blah blah blah, so uhh... yeah... Ahem Now i suppose i should tell you all a little bout me: okay... Ahem Name: Erm... Bec... or is it? Age: 15... I looove Naruto and D.Grey-Man as they are awesome... (Minato is mine... MINE!) Ahem (i also bags Allen Walker...)... o_O My fave Manga are: Sakurahime Kaden Naruto D.Grey-Man Bokura Wa Itsumo (though the VERY slow updates are getting on my nerves...) Vampire Knight my fave parings are: Naruto/Hinata and Naruto/Sakura - Naruto (I'm always switching to and from thesetwo pairings... i can never make up my mind >. Minato/Kushina-Naruto Kakashi/Sakura - Naruto Ichigo/Rukia - Bleach Edward/Bella - Twilight Jasper/Bella - Twilight Jacob/Renesme - Twilight Zero/Yuuki - Vampire Knight Allen/Lenalee - D.Grey-Man Write 11 of your fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below: 1.Emmett Cullen 3.Carlisle Cullen 6.Esme Cullen 11.Jacob Black 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Esme/Jacob? Um no but it could be interseting to read... 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Rosalie?? Ewwww no way -throws up- 3) What would happen if Elevan got Eight pregnant? If Jacob got Renesme pregnant?? um... Edward would probley kill jacob 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? about Seth?? Yep 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Alice and Esme?? um... dont know and dont care 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Hmm... Edward/Seth or Edward/Mike... aww mann too hard. um... probley Edward/Mike haha 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? If jasper walked in on Alice and Emmett?? HA! id be laughing cause Jasper would then realise that he loves me! not Alice!! bwahahaha 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Mike Newton attmits to the cullens that he is gay and that he LOVES carlisle, not Bella?? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Emmett/Renesme?? hmm... dunno but if there is then im reading it haha 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Jasper/Mike? erm... Dont cry Mike?? 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? If Rosalie went out with Emmett?? um... yeah there is no need to answer this 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Carlisle slash? Not that i know of 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Jacob? No 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Alice, Rosalie and Edward?? um... no i'm the only one that writes fandom... 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? What would Mike scream..?? I dont think i wanna know 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? About Renesme?? Um... I could get use to this by the Veronica's?? ooh that gives me an idea for a fan fic! 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Emmett/Esme/Mike?? ARGH! I HAVE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES IN MY HEAD ARGH! -runs into a wall and becomes unconsious- but seriously: Warning! DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR SANITY... and bad mental images from your head 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? A good pick up line for Mike to use on Alice?? Um... "I like my women pixie like"?? idk Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Definitely me without a doubt. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.I've done both several times. 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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile Child Abuse: My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mummy Would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just- Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah and I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. My name is Beth and I am a FanFiction Addict. If you're a FanFiction Addict, copy and paste this onto your profile. (BTW my name's not Beth) If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamalots profile) You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Princess of blah blah blah if you think twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile and add your name Italiangurlinamessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Princess of blah blah blah If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile (o.o) Help pokmeon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby, Vampires-Rock4eva, exactlymybrandofheroin1901, Princess of Blah Blah Blah Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, exactlymybrandofheroin1901, Princess of Blah Blah Blah The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already... Even if the fic is older than time itself... Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago... Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath... Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry... I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says.. The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life "A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. If you trip on air copy this into your profile! If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover, Princess of Blah Blah Blah If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!! If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover, Princess of Blah Blah Blah You know you're obsessed with Naruto when, · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. · Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. · Start to call your teachers Sennin. · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. · When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say Naruto.(Or Minato... he's so hot...) · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Can spout out a random character quote on command. · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (have not been bitten yet) · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. · Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". · When you run, you run with your arms behind you.(tried that and you acually don't fall on your face like most people think) · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. · You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".(or yell rape, whatever suits you) · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. · You name your pig Ton-ton. · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome · You have a frog wallet. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.(Nah she can have him) · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.(We call 'em Bum Bags here in Australia) . You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (as long as its in a movie or cartoon though) If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. (yes... 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If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile. Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions! 1. Naruto 2. Kushina 3. Sasuke 4. Minato 5. Itachi 6. Sakura 7. Shikamaru 8. Kiba 9. Kakashi 10. Hinata 11. Gaara 12. Konahamaru 1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Sakura/Gaara? Yes i have 2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Minato...? Hot? HOT?! No way... he is FING SEXY! lol 3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Konahamaru got Kiba pregnant... Awww they're gunna have puppys! 4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? About Kakashi?? Yes, yes i do 5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Umm... Kushina and Sakura? hmm... they both have gigantic tempers and have alot of strength (at lease i think Kushina does)... i think it would be dangerous... buut no cause i hate hentai pairings (i have nothing against gays though...) 6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Um... I think Itachi/Hinata would be better then Itachi/Kakashi 7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Shikamaru walked in on Kushina and Konahamaru?? i reckon he'd be VERY scared! i would. Ahhh Kushina the pedafile!! 8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Hinata has just relised that she is in love with Sasuke but is afraid to tell him. What if Sasuke felt the same? would Sparks fly or hearts be broken? 9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Naruto/Kiba?? Um.. i think so. haven't really looked 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Shikamaru/Konohamau... The shadow of Konaha?? idk 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? Minato deflower Naruto?? What the hell does deflower mean anyway?? 12.)Does anyone of your friends read Three het? What?? 13.) Does anyone of your friends read, write or draw Eleven? Gaara? erm... maybe... 14.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Minato, Kushina and Itachi? um i dont think they'd write it but im sure they'd read one if i wrote it... maybe... 15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion? Um... i dont know. i think that Hinata would end up fainting 16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use? Kiba?? Um... Who let the dogs out?? idk 17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Naruto/Sakura/Konahamaru?? um... probley T. i dont go into detail T.T 18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Your hair shines as bright as fire in a fireplace?? i dunno. i cant picture Hinata using a pick-up line on Kushina 19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Garra describing a relationship between Kushina and Kiba? i think he'd say that it was creepy 20.) How emo is Seven? Shikamaru is not emo!... he's just lazy... and quiet... and likes to be alone... -- JOIN THE JASPER/BELLA ARMY!! -- If you love Jazella, copy and paste this to your profile!! | |||||||
1. Fallen rose » reviewsShe watched her Village fall, He watched his parents' assasination. She was found by a blond haired, blue eyed shinobi. He found a red haired, grey eyed beauty. She was a villager, he was a Ninja. Only thing in Common is the love they share for each otherNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 10-7-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U.2. Romeo and Juliet, Naruto Style » reviewsThis is the original play by William Shakespear with the original characters replaced by ones from the Naruto Universe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 11-20-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.3. The Next Generation » reviewsThe Rookie nine have all grown up and all have kids. what will happen? Lame summery, i know. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTIONNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 5-28-08 - Naruto U. & Sakura H.4. 50 signs of love » reviews50 drabbles about our favourite Naruto couples... Chapter 5 is rated M for slight rape... even though i'm sure its not that bad... oh well better safe then sorryNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 9-16-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.5. When Tears Fall » reviewsThis is the tragic story of Minato and Kushina, of how they met, fell in love and had the child who will one day save the village, the child who they will never see again.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U.6. Shattered Hearts » reviewsBella Swan thought her life was perfect with her boyfriend Edward. They were suppose to be married in a month but a one night stand will form new loves and a new enemy seeking revenge... Rated T to be safeTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-5-09 - Published: 7-21-09 - Jasper & Bella7. Whirlpools Beauty » reviewsPrincess Kushina Uzumaki has come back to Konoha after six years. Minato Namakaze has fallen in love. will Kushina fall for him, or break his heart? Its better then it sounds. Raited T for future refrence. Non ninja storyNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-5-09 - Published: 1-15-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U.8. Birthday Suprise reviewsWith Inoichi's corupted mind and Jiraya sensei's perverted-ness, this party is most likly going to turn out as a porn.' MinaKush fluffNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-21-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete9. Cooking For Dummie's With Naruto Uzumaki reviewsThe television show where you cook with your host Naruto UzumakiNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-09 - Naruto U.10. Hinata's Date » reviewsNaruto has asked Hinata out and they want it to be the perfect date. With the unwanted help of Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Kiba and Konahamaru with his crazy antics, what could go wrong?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H.11. Bad Touch SexyBack sequal contest reviewsEdward wants revenge on bellaTwilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-0912. 20 ways to make the harry potter cast want to kill » reviewsIf you have a deathwish or just want to annoy the hell out of Harry and his friends? Well here are 20 ways to do just that! please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 4-11-09 - Harry P. & Ginny W.13. Forever Yours reviewsA story full of Twilight Drabbles. Review and give me ANY Twilight pairing you want and i shall do a chapter about them...Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-09 - Edward & Bella14. My life would suck without you reviewsA fic about Naruto and Sakura after their... 'Messy' break-up. Song fic!Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete15. Love Story reviewsThis is a Bella/Edward song fic. my first song fic so it may not be that good...Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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