If you want to read my info goto my myspace... Myspace.com/Cheseburgersalad okay read it its not CHEESE its ChEse get it? got it? Good

I have plenty of stories but i have yet to get them on paper...

Really though everything is on my myspace and i dont feel like putting it on here.

Hiii me again If you like any of my stories reaed something by Number one Itachi fan-girl cerel-es-ly i think i have one f her stories in my favourites and if i dont i must be crazy! Okay...why are you still here?!..stalker!!

Favourite qoutes

"Everybody's a planet. But to every planet, another is a meteor, whether it be bigger or smaller
than itself, others are meteors. Itself knows that to others it is a meteor. When two planets that see
each others as a meteor, they collide like a person's life with another. A crator is put into one or the
other, like an impact on somebody's life. When that other planet/meteor detaches itself from the
other, the crator and damage, whether good or bad, will stay on either planet/meteor. So, when you
walk out of somebody's life, see how it will affect the both of you.."

"I dream of a better tomorow wheres chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned"

"I'm making (insert huge explosion)...toast"

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!- adam, mythbusters

“I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.”

“I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.”

“When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE!””

“OMGWTF is not a spell.”

“I SWEAR IRONY IS ONE OF THE HOMUNCULI AND HE’S FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!”

"BUT I Dont wanna feed grndma bacon in the shower!!"

"My friend, I come from the land of the insane and strange, do not worry for me. For I"M HAVING A BALL."

"You really deserve to be stabbbed in the eye with a really really hot french fry!"

"Hey wait...that guy who invented the clock?...how did he know what time it was?" "Silly he just checked his watch, but had to make sure that he set itfor daylight savings time!" "oh" A conversation between me and my friend...guess which one was me.

(at class" What the fuck?! I never signed up for french!" "HAHA!-oh wait damm i got french too"

"DIE DISHES! EAT LEMON-SCENTED ECO-FRIENDLY DISH DETERGENT SCUM!!"

"Team america, fuck yeah!"

"Dammit Steve if your gonna light a fire with gasoline dont use a hand held lighter!" (it was so fucking FUNNY!!)

"YOU SCEPPLESCUFFER! SEE HA! i can make up big words to!"

(watching Dora with my little cousin)"Can you find the city?" "yeah behind you(me)" "where?" Behind you.: "behind me?" "yes you bitch its fucking behing you its freakin huge how the hell do you not see it, dammit dora go die of aids" "OH! i see it!" "..."

"watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore happy as a coupon for a 20 whore ha! ha! ha!"-the happy song by some dude

"Most of the voices in my head are telling me to get pizza, but voice number seven told me to start a fire"

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Mark twain

"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are

looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They

never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say.

The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end

, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid!"

"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are

looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They

never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say.

The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end

, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid!"

"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'"

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

"hey you...yes you...no not you!...you! over there wit the face!..yes you!...do u like tacos?"

"(Most random conversation in class with a complete stranger!) and then she puled out her pencil(pulls out pencil) and doodled on her paper instead of copying the notes for the test she will surely fail duh duh duuuuuh!" "what are you doing?" "nothing" "no u were narrating ur life" "you sir are dumb" "IM FROM THE FUTURE!!" (turns around) "omG i never knew you were that mentaly unstable!!" "(turns around) "says you, werent u just narrating ur life?" "says you"... "huh whatsa tht inner voice?...yes i see that man with the shiney quater...what? NO! i WILL not kill him!!" (guy in class) "...so hows the weath-" "DRUM SOLO!!" "stop interupting meh!!" "(& shut up!(teacher) "yeah doofus"..."hehe future..."(me, steve and bob...steve and bob are not their real names thts just casue i cant give out their real names because they were recenty placed in witness protection...losers)

You stand out like a strawberry in a bowl of peas

Stories(yet to come!) jk

note, i dont do pairings sowie! im ont against it but i dont s\do yoai/yuri(honestly people can write whatever they want), im not one for incest, or mpregs, but they're fun to read when(and only when) they're crack

Nameless

OC, In this one instad of the usual add on to team 7, sakura isnt even gonna be on the team at all, pretty much she kind of looks lik sakura(not entirely) but with minor differs( Blue eyes, red hair, taller, smaller forehead(lolz i made a perensthesis(sp?) inside the parentesis!) and a lot less bitchy) And again no PAIRINGS

the mist lies

OC, Aoi no plot yet, but im getting there, once again no pairings

the plan with flaws

OC, possible parings, Midori is like the kazekages(yes in suna you dip shit) body guard, and when dei-kun attacks the village(bad-ass stlye) she impersenates gaara to protect him or something i dont knoe, i was doing whip-itz at the time...

Crackerella

Dumbest story ever! Hinata, and other people, warning, everyone in my stories are either retarded or mentally unstable...yeah!

Interactive Naruto High School!!

According to the fanfiction admin Interactive stories are now off-limits so my story has been deleted BU FEAR NOT READERS! I WILL CONVISE AN EVEN BETTER STORY YOU WATCH!!...or read whatever

OKAYTHOSEAREALLMYSTORIESSOFARMAYBEIWILLDOASTORIEWITHACCUALLNARUTOCHARACTERSINSTEADOFMYOWN,THEYWILLMOSTLIKELYBECRACKNOTLIKETHE STUFFIMONRIGHTNOWATTHISVERYMOMENTOFTHISVERYSPECIFICSECONDANDANYTHINGTODENIYMYTOTALIMMORTALAWESOMENESSSHALLPERISH-ETH!! (Unable to comprehend)