Um, well, hi. I guess you decided to look at my profile. Out of interest, or for something to soothe mind numbing boredom, I don't know. But if you're here to send me evil looks via my profile, I PROMISE I am updating whatever you are evil-looking me for soon...and if you're mad at me for some other reason...I didn't do it!

And I don't know where he is...but LOOK AT HIM! He is LE GORGEOUS!!

So. Well. I guess I get to talk about myself now (BRAGGING! SCORE!)

Name: Melissa

Age: I'm still in high school, if that helps.

Address: Yes, because I'd tell you where I live. I will tell you that I live in Canada, though, because I'm strangely proud of it.

Oh! Ooh, it's RANDOM FACTS time!

(Be prepared)

Random Facts:

Music is my life. I LOVE MUSIC. And the only way I can enjoy music, apparently, is at full volume. If you don't like music, I don't think we'll be very good friends.

I'm a stress writer, but I'm starting to like normal writing better. It's less tense.

I used to be OBSESSED with updating. I was one of those people who HAD to update within three days of the last update. But...I'm kinda lazy. It's easier being lazy.

I get my best ideas while working on something entirely different or by, like, sneezing.

(clears throat) Um, hi...I'm Melissa...and I'm a Fan Fiction addict. I sometimes get teased about it...

You know how cars run on fuel and people run on food? I run on reviews. Help keep me alive, people.

I got grounded for reading too much. Numerous times.

I am a girl (in case someone was wondering)

Warning: Brunette with blonde moments. :)

I know my library card number off by heart. You know. Just in case.

Sam and Dean are tied for my favourite brother pair with Frank and Joe. They are so awesome. I love them all!! And I loves me some Eye of the Tiger. :D And Sam...I love Sammy...

I am FINISHED with TDS, after MONTHS of writing. I have no clue if I will ever write another story in that AU. I have other ideas, but they don't go with JLN and TDS.

I've been reading Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys books since I was in 1st grade. OK, yeah, they seemed incredibly scary and hard at the time, but whatever.

I love Gilmore Girls.

Speaking of the above, I have several unposted Gilmore Girls FanFictions in my documents. Who knows? Maybe I'll post them one day.

Je parle français and English. Sometimes at the même temps.

I'm unique. Because everyone SAYS they're unique, but that makes them un-unique, because everyone else says it, so yes. I'm un-unique, which makes me unique, which makes me un-unique for saying that makes me unique. Vicious circle.

Even though it's not the most profound piece of music, I have to say my all time favourite lyrics are "Best friends/ex-friends till the end/better off as lovers/and not the other way around" from Fall Out Boy's Bang the Doldrums. I think it's a really great lyric, and it inspired one of my one shots down below. (That was only a semi-plug)

I think there are WAY too many variations of the "when life gives you lemons" saying. Come on, people. PICK ONE.

I am a fan of dot dot dot. Whenever I see an opportunity, I add dot dot dot. I am a dot dot dot junkie...

And OMG. It has a name. Ellipsis. It's so perfect.

FRANK AND NANCY FOREVER!!

I'm all for God. He's cool. He's awesome. I love God.

When I got my first review, I laughed (Not because the author had written something particularly funny, but it was like a "you read MY story?" laugh).

I ~heart~ ranting. If I could marry ranting, I would. That's how much I love ranting, and how often I do it.

I'm a swimmer. It's pretty much the only athletic thing I can do.

I spend more money on books than I do on food. Which might be bad...I'll go hungry one day...

Oreo's rock the planet.

Until next time,

~Melissa