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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, Night World series, Airhead, 1-800-Where-R-You, and Dirty Dancing. I love writing you guys should check out QuileuteQueen11 shes my bestfriend and an amazing writer. Im 14 and i love books and volley ball blah blah... Now heres some funny stuff!! FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Comebacks for Women Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Okay so basically writing is my life. Its sad i know but what you gonna do. Read my stories tell me what you think;p Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "lettuce,lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night, you got mayonaise in my eye!" We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. Your so stupid that you got stabbed in a shoot out.. Whats another name for a push-up bra? Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, ikffrox,TDICourtneyFan, Twilight princess snow,josie1901 ~5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face | |||||||||||
1. The vampire hunter » reviewsThis is about a character i created. It fits in to the nightworld series! Please read it's good!: and review!Night World series - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 1-23-092. Road trip » reviewsJess goes to Robs house and looks at their photo album with his mom. But later she wakes up and someones missing....Jess and Rob have to go get them....JessxRob Read and Review!1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 1-25-093. Maximum Ride Truth or Dare? » reviewsFax! its funny, and i think its a good read, so give it a read!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 7-8-094. good times with the cullens » reviewsfunny romantic!Im reposting an old story called pranks.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 4-12-095. Eyebrow raising fun! » reviewsI suck at summarys but its good, and will have some upcoming Faxness! JUST READ! Rated M just in case!Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 1-6-096. Christophers memories » reviewsWhat are Christophers memories of Em, and their friendship? This is a story of Christopher remebering after he finds out about her death.Airhead - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 1-24-097. It all comes down to the music, and memories reviewsIt is based off of Dirty Dancing 2.Well Its a fluffy one shot, and i cant say too much without ruining the ending, its a quick read and i think its pretty good.Dirty Dancing - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-09 - Complete8. Pranks » reviewsJust read it's a little romantic and hillarious! it's my first story so please review!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 5-31-089. The necklace short story funny reviewsOk so i had to write a fan-fic on a short story we read for school, and i figured why not post-it. So this is for anyone who's read the short story The necklace by the french guy.lolMisc. Books - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-09 - Complete
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